893 Celebrate the festival and fight the city god
Seeing that I was beaten, Zihuan Chenghuang was stupid, and without waiting for Zhang Lin to say him, he jumped up, regardless of the broken teacup on the ground, picked up the remaining teacup, and went to pour water for Zhang Lin.
"Say, what are you hiding underneath, and come up with a reason that satisfies me, or you two will be miserable tonight!"
After Zhang Lin finished speaking, he slapped the table vigorously.
Zihuan Chenghuang had just poured the cup of tea, but Zhang Lin jumped up with a beat, fell to the ground and shattered.
A pair of silver fox lacquer ear cups from the Han Dynasty are still out of print, and they are just broken into pieces.
Zihuan Chenghuang didn't have time to pity his antiques, looking at Zhang Lin's fire-breathing eyes, his legs trembled with fright, I was afraid that he would show his timidity, so I hurriedly kicked him.
This guy reacted quickly, understood the current situation, and quickly answered Zhang Lin.
"Zhang Guancha, you and I are colleagues, good partners of the directors of the Netherworld of Zihuan County, let you go on a blind date, I am mainly afraid that you will suffer, originally you came just now, I planned to leave ......"
Zhang Lin snorted and said You plan to leave? Why didn't you leave, and you and this kid, hiding below and listening to the corner?
"As a result, the mountain god came over and said that the Jinglong King was not a humble gentleman on the surface, I heard it at the time, I was afraid that you would be entangled by him, I wanted to find out directly, and I was afraid that you would not look good on your face, so we had to hide below, ready to take care of you at any time if you have something...... We're all well-intentioned. ”
Zihuan Chenghuang's face did not change, and he said such a high-sounding reason.
Zhang Lin looked at him and said Lord Chenghuang, I understand your kindness, so let's continue to introduce me to the object, in the future, this kind of unreliable, please don't introduce it! He gave you these two cups, right? Hehe, I broke it, next time there is an unreliable one, I'll drop what you want!
After Zhang Lin finished speaking softly and hard, he put the chain around my neck and pulled me away.
Seeing that I was out of breath by the chains, Zihuan Chenghuang hurriedly said, Zhang Guancha go slowly, your business is my business, and I promise to find you a good partner later.
Back at the Guandi Temple, Zhang Lin put away the chain and kicked me hard.
"Stinky boy, I know what you're thinking, but I have to show you, I can find someone better than you!"
After Zhang Lin finished speaking, she kicked me out of her room again.
When the Chinese New Year is approaching, Zhang Lin's object has not yet been found.
Because of this, Zihuan Chenghuang is about to become a nervous breakdown, and he complained to me, saying that the mountain god, you say that I am really unlucky, and now I am a reliable bachelor, I can't find a single one, and the few introduced during this time are too bad, slot, Zhang Guancha, who is almost harmless, turned his face with me.
It turned out that Zihuan Chenghuang had introduced a lot of objects to Zhang Lin during this time, one of them, the first time he saw Zhang Lin, before he could say anything, he excitedly showed his original form, it turned out to be the mount of a certain immortal, a donkey!
There is another one, when he saw Zhang Lin appear, his saliva flowed out like a waterfall, and Zhang Lin vomited disgusting on the spot.
The only one of them, Zhang Lin can be quite attractive, but the family is married, and there is already a third-room wife in the underworld, Zhang Lin wants to go over, and can only be a junior.
After that meeting, Zhang Lin also complained to me that the junior in the world is not enough for others to spit on, and he even asked the old lady to be the junior fourth!
Seeing that the Chinese New Year is approaching, Xu Laosan finally came back, Dawu drove him and looked for a lot of places outside, but he didn't find Yuan Feifei, and now it's almost the New Year, Jiani called Xu Laosan and said that Dawu would not go home during the New Year, she was not finished with Xu Laosan, and she had to set fire to the Guandi Temple.
I also often talk about burning the Guandi Temple, but I'm just talking.
Jiani was holding a torch and standing at the gate of Guandi Temple, Xu Laosan didn't dare to slack off, and agreed to come back on the spot, Jiani threw away the torch and went back with Aunt Dou.
As soon as Xu Laosan came back, I was afraid that he would find me trouble, so I went to the provincial capital.
It was Xiao Nian, I went to visit Huang Qingyuan, Hu Xiaoli and Yaya, they kept me for the New Year, I didn't agree.
Because I haven't completely let go of Huang Qingyuan now, although I don't reject him much, but if I want to call him Dad, I can't shout yet.
In this way, it is very embarrassing to stay for the New Year, and he is so good to show off, and when he sees the neighbors, he says, my son is here.
These neighbors are all his current colleagues or former colleagues, everyone has a good relationship, usually on business trips all over the world, and it is not easy for them all to gather at the end of the year, so when I heard him say this, they all came to watch me.
So after having a reunion dinner, I excused myself to take care of my girlfriend and slipped away in advance.
After returning to Zihuan County, I had a happy gathering with Yang Junfeng and Li Biaolu, and with the six sons and long hairy buddies, I drank a few times, played in the county for a few days, and soon it was Chinese New Year's Eve.
On Chinese New Year's Eve, Xu Laosan originally refused to let me in, but he couldn't resist the persuasion of Old Bai Wei Dabao Gu Erjin.
"Dao Chief, it's a big thing, let's talk about it during the New Year, besides, what did Huangshan do, you hate him so much?" The three of them asked together.
Where can Xu Laosan say it, he can only say that it is good, for the sake of your face, I will talk about it during the New Year! When Chinese New Year's Eve and the first day of junior high have passed, I will kill this kid on the second day of junior high school.
"Dao Chief, yes or no, it's a year before the first month, so in the first month, you can't find trouble in Huangshan." Wei Dabao said.
Xu Laosan glared and said Poor and sour Xiucai, if you say one more word, believe it or not, I will kill you!
Wei Dabao was not afraid at all, he stepped forward, walked in front of Xu Laosan, and stretched his neck to the small noodles of the kitchen knife.
"I, Wei Dabao, have never done anything bad in my life, you dare to cut me, I don't think you dare to enter the Guandi Temple!"
Wei Dabao's words hit Xu Laosan's weakness.
Wei Dabao is right, Xu Laosan is usually greedy for money, and Master Guan can turn a blind eye, but if Xu Laosan dares to kill, especially if he kills good people, that is, he will break through Master Guan's bottom line, and Master Guan can't spare him.
Due to Wei Dabao's insistence and the persuasion of Lao Bai and Gu Erjin, in the end, the three of them won a safe residence right for me in Guandi Temple for one month.
Xu Laosan gritted his teeth and said, you three can get out, and when the first month comes out, if this kid doesn't move out of the Guandi Temple, I will kill him.
Xu Laosan has always been a talker, he said that if he didn't trouble me before February, he would definitely not trouble me, so I wasn't afraid of him, and swaggered into the Guandi Temple.
On the night of Chinese New Year's Eve, the prefecture was also on holiday, and Zhang Lin and I, Xu Laosan, had a reunion dinner together.
After eating, Zhang Lin and I walked west across the courtyard, and Xu Laosan stopped me.
"Your kid lives in the East Cross Courtyard, let your little aunt live in the West Cross Courtyard by herself!" Xu Laosan said.
He didn't worry about me.
I said at the time, there is no room for me in the East Cross Courtyard, my previous room was occupied by the old turtle spirit, or I still live in the West Cross Courtyard, when you were not there, I cleaned up a room, and the little aunt was not in the same room.
"No, if you want to sleep tonight, just lay the floor here!" Xu Laosan said.
I originally wanted to talk back, but Sima Xiaowu came with Yu Xin.
"The well monkey ran away, but it can't run far, I'm going to catch this kid, I can't catch him, and then Yu Xin's enemies will not be able to clean up, now I put Yu Xin here, and I'll take my apprentices to catch the well monkey." Sima Xiaowu said.
I'll just talk about it, don't tell me, now Guandi Temple doesn't have my share of talking, don't say anything else, just tell my third grandfather, just let him take care of Yu Xin.
Sima Xiaowu went to tell Xu Laosan.
As soon as he slapped his fart, Xu Laosan showed a rare smile and said no problem!
Sima Xiaowu left, and Xu Laosan called Zhang Lin and asked Zhang Lin to take Yu Xin over, and the two slept in the same room.
Yu Xin is now recovering, and she knows Zhang Lin again, and a pair of little sisters hold hands, talk and laugh and go to the West Cross Courtyard.
Under Xu Laosan's arrangement, the old turtle over there brought a bearskin mattress, helped me spread it in the corner of Xu Laosan's room, and hugged the quilt for me.
"Dao Chief, I'm going to play with Old Bai Wei Dabao, Chinese New Year's Eve, we want to play mahjong all night." The old turtle said.
Xu Laosan waved his hand impatiently, saying that you are an old king, you are more than a thousand years old, you are still a fart age, don't you just want to play mahjong, get out!
The old turtle snorted and whispered that if I had my own Yuan Feifei, I would still play mahjong.
Xu Laosan glared at him and said, What are you talking about?
"I didn't say anything, I just had rhinitis, Dao Chief, give me some change, and I want to hang some color when I play mahjong." After the old turtle finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to Xu Lao Sanyi.
Xu Laosan was so angry that he almost didn't jump up, and said You and Huangshan, you two stole more than a dozen gold ingots from me, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, you still have the face to ask me for money, get out.
The old turtle spirit is also dignified, he dropped Xu Laosan's teacup, turned his head and left, and I followed.
I took out a few hundred dollars from my pocket and stuffed them into the old turtle spirit.
"Brother, you still love me, wait for your master to come, see if I don't let Xu Laosan look good! If you don't let him at that time, I will take the initiative to marry Zhang Lin to you, and I will ......"
I hurriedly said okay, okay, don't swear by swearing, catch you and go play cards.
After sending away the old turtle spirit, I returned to Xu Laosan's room.
"I'll go to sleep first." With that, I got into the bed on the floor.
If you say too much, you will lose, I am afraid that Xu Laosan will chat with me, and the anger will rise again.
The old guy didn't find Yuan Feifei, and now he is like a cannon barrel, and he will fire a cannon at any time.
I slept until midnight, and the sound of firecrackers outside rang out in pieces, and the new year was coming.
Xu Laosan was also woken up, and after sitting up, he kicked me in the ass, I was pretending to be asleep, and I was kicked by him.
"Stinky boy, it's time to get up and kowtow to me!" Xu Laosan said.
"Do you have any New Year's money?" I said with a smile.
"There's a big mouth that's old!" When Xu Laosan said this, it was clear that he wanted to find me to vent his anger.
I wrapped the quilt tightly and said I don't want a big mouth, anyway, you said before, the New Year doesn't trouble me, if you beat me now, I'll go to Master Guan and sue you for talking like a fart!
Xu Laosan's mouth was crooked.
At this moment, the first to give Xu Laosan a New Year's greeting came.
It turned out to be Zihuan City God!
Zihuan Chenghuang brought a lot of gifts, and after coming in, he respectfully put them on the head of Xu Laosan's bed, and wanted to kowtow to Xu Laosan.
Xu Laosan hurriedly helped him up, and said Chenghuang Ye, you are a righteous god, how can you kowtow to me.
Zihuan Chenghuang rolled up his sleeves, and there was a thick whip mark on it.
"Dao Chief......" Zihuan Chenghuang actually cried.
"Who was beaten by this, it's really the opposite, it's really bad to go to fight the city god during the holidays! Huangshan, hurry up and copy the guys, let's take revenge! ”