894 Xu Laosan's daughter
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he reached out to carry the treasure bag, touched the peachwood sword in his hand, and then pulled me up, I got dressed, and went to ask Zihuan Chenghuang, who beat you?
Zihuan Chenghuang blushed and didn't speak, and walked in Mrs. Mei outside, she didn't pay New Year's greetings to Xu Laosan, she gave Master Guan a hundred years, and all she held were offerings.
"Dao Chief, it's the city god that Zhang Guan sent to beat." Mrs. Mei said.
Xu Laosan put down the guys in his hand when he boarded, and said with a smile, Lord Chenghuang, there must be a misunderstanding here, you sit down and drink a glass of water and talk slowly...... Huangshan, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and pour two glasses of water for the city god and the land woman!
I was a dignified mountain god, and I was called by Xu Laosan as a child, so I had no choice but to pick up the teapot and pour water.
Zihuan Chenghuang didn't say a word, just rubbed his arms with a bitter face.
Mrs. Mei was obviously brought by him, and he was embarrassed to say some things, how could there be a dignified city god, and he felt ashamed of being beaten by a ghost of the same level.
It turned out that just now, Zihuan Chenghuang introduced another object to Zhang Lin.
And Zhang Lin took Yu Xin on a blind date, she was afraid that she would leave, so Yu Xin came over and told Xu Laosan, so she took Yu Xin with her.
This time, Lord Chenghuang took a lot of effort to introduce a bodhisattva's mount to Yu Xin.
The Bodhisattva's mount, said to be more cowhide than many immortals, when Sun Wukong learned scriptures, every time he met the Bodhisattva or the mount of the immortal, he had to suffer a lot of losses.
Originally, the other party was dignified and taller than me, Zhang Lin was also eye-catching, and she also showed off with Yu Xin, saying that the objects of her blind date were all better than me.
As a result, before she finished speaking, the Bodhisattva's mount was moved on the spot because of her beauty, which alarmed the Bodhisattva's original spirit, and the Bodhisattva punished him, although the original form of the mount did not appear, but the elephant's trunk was not hidden.
Think about it, here Zhang Lin is showing off with Yu Xin, the nose of the blind date is drooping to the ground, how much do you say Zhang Lin should lose face.
At that time, the mount also felt it, and the Bodhisattva would punish him, and immediately left.
In this way, it seems that people don't like Zhang Lin.
Zhang Lin was angry, and showed the skeleton fish scale lock on the spot, and slapped Zihuan Chenghuang hard.
Zihuan City God is about to be driven crazy!
If it weren't for partnering with Zhang Lin and mixing with the advanced civil servants of the prefecture, Lord Yan said that he would be promoted, and he would have said goodbye to Zhang Lin a long time ago.
There is no way now, in order to be promoted, he can only swallow his anger and partner with Zhang Lin.
When Mrs. Mei said this, Zihuan Chenghuang couldn't help it, and said to Xu Laosan: "Dao Chief, you said that the immortals of the fairy world, the officials of the underworld, who are not hundreds of years old or thousands of years old, should have a wife, I have found a wife when I go, I introduced it, I know myself, I can't find a suitable one, but Zhang Guancha just forced me to find it, I really can't find it!" ”
Mrs. Mei also said: "Dao Chief, look, can you talk to Zhang Guancha and let the City God go?" ”
Xu Laosan's face was gloomy, and he apologized to Lord Chenghuang on the spot, and he almost gave Guandi Temple to others.
Zihuan Chenghuang said, you don't have to apologize, anyway, you just have to talk to Zhang Guancha, you just look at my brother-in-law's face and help me do this.
Xu Laosan said don't worry, don't go, I'll do this now!
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he pointed at me.
"Huangshan, go, call your little aunt!"
The schadenfreude in my heart, Zhang Lin, I'll let you rejoice!
Of course, I know in my heart that Xu Laosan will definitely not hit her if he says a few words to Zhang Lin at most.
I went to the West Cross Courtyard, and the door was locked, so I jumped over the wall and went in, and then knocked on the window of Zhang Lin's room.
"Little aunt, the third grandfather called you."
I shouted twice, Zhang Lin didn't say anything, Yu Xin said Huangshan, don't shout, Miss Zhang is tired and asleep.
"Yu Xin, don't talk, Zhang Lin, I can tell you, the city god has come to sue, you don't want to spend Chinese New Year's Eve at home, you said that you ran to meet which family, the third grandfather knows, you hurry up, it's late, the third grandfather will come over in person!"
As soon as I finished speaking, Zhang Lin stopped pretending to be asleep, and asked me again after turning on the light: "Is my dad angry?" ”
"Can you not be angry, girls, how can you beat people indiscriminately!" I say.
"Huang Guoshan, you dare to look at my jokes, and then we will be beaten together!"
Zhang Lin meant that she wanted me to intercede with her, otherwise she would tell me and her directly.
I just said okay, don't worry, I will protect you, I will be beaten if you are beaten, you will be beaten for you!
After I finished speaking, I went over first, and after a while, Zhang Lin, accompanied by Yu Xin, also came over.
Zhang Lin seems to be really afraid that Xu Laosan will be mad, and she took Yu Xin to escort herself, after all, Yu Xin's intercession is more effective than me, Yu Xin is a girl and a guest.
"Get on your knees!" Xu Laosan said.
Xu Laosan got serious, Zhang Lin was also afraid, so he knelt down.
Xu Laosan picked up a feather duster, this is about to be beaten, Yu Xin and Mrs. Mei interceded together, and even Zihuan Chenghuang said that he couldn't fight and couldn't fight.
Of course he said that he couldn't fight, he was afraid that Zhang Lin would be beaten, so he would return it to him twice.
Xu Laosan had to fight, so I whispered, third grandfather, if you can't find it, you can get it, don't go too far.
Xu Laosan was furious and yelled at me, who said that I was acting? Lord Chenghuang is a classmate at the same level as her, and she is her only partner, how can there be any reason to fight Lord Chenghuang, I want her to know how to behave ...... Is how to make one, qualified ghost poor!
Seeing that Xu Laosan really wanted to fight, no one could persuade him, so I hurriedly protected Zhang Lin and said Third Grandpa, if you want to fight, you can beat me!
Xu Laosan said okay, then hit you!
, I only knew at this time that it was not good, I feel like you old guy, waiting for me here!
But I said it a lot, and I couldn't swallow it back, so I was whipped dozens of times by Xu Laosan with a feather duster.
The old guy is reluctant to beat his daughter, and he will take me as a sacrifice!
"Lord Chenghuang, is my sincerity enough? The next time she dares to make trouble, I'll beat her! ”
Zihuan Chenghuang hurriedly said, Dao Chief, your sincerity is enough, I will leave.
After he finished speaking, he took Mrs. Mei and left.
When I was beaten by Xu Laosan, I was afraid of scaring Yu Xin, and I forgot to say that after Yu Xin fell from the glass, her infertility problem was removed, and she was pregnant!
I was afraid of scaring her as a pregnant woman, and I didn't dare to change my real body, so it was very painful to be beaten.
I screamed in pain, and Xu Laosan kicked me again, saying that this little pain is not a piece of cake for you, don't pretend to be a donkey here.
Xu Laosan said to Zhang Lin again, first, you are not allowed to fight the city god in the future, that is your partner, if the two of you have an unpleasant scene, the underworld will know, and you two will not want to go further in the future.
Zhang Lin was not beaten, but now she is not afraid, nodded and said Dad, I know, what about the second, you hurry up and say, I am sleepy.
"Second, don't mention the blind date in the future, I will look for the object, your marriage will naturally be decided by me, the father, you are not allowed to come secretly!"
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he added another sentence: "I'm serious, next time, I will really beat you, because you represent Master Guan, you can't embarrass his old man!" ”
Only then did Zhang Lin know the seriousness of the matter, and hurriedly assured him again and again.
She was also afraid that Master Guan would find her trouble.
When Zhang Lin and Yu Xin were gone, Xu Laosan sighed and said that it was not easy to be a parent, and it was heartbreaking.
I'll just say you're heartbroken, but my back hurts!
Xu Laosan originally wanted to scold me twice, but there was another wave of New Year's greetings.
It turned out to be Ye Han and Guoguo, a young couple.
After the two of them finished politely with Xu Laosan, they said two more New Year's greetings to me, and they were about to leave.
I felt that something was wrong, so I chased them out and asked them why they came in the middle of the night to pay New Year's greetings, and why they were in a hurry to leave.
Ye Han didn't hide it from me, so he told me that until now, the thousand-year-old fox spirit has not revealed the whereabouts of Tian Tian's father's bones, and just now, the thousand-year-old fox spirit also took advantage of the caretaker's negligence to set himself on fire with oil and burned it into a puddle of ashes, so he called above and asked him to hurry back.
Tian Tian's father's bones, if they don't find it on May 5, they will become corpse tyrants, and then they will be bleeding, so Ye Han's organization is very afraid of this result.
I asked Ye Han if he needed my help.
"Brother, you celebrate your New Year, the vixen didn't burn himself out, there is still a little bone residue left, we have a master over there, maybe we can find the remains of the fox spirit from the bone slag, so that we can know the location of the bones."
I patted Ye Han on the shoulder and said That's it, you two go back first, don't rush up stupidly if you are in danger, remember to call me at any time!
Ye Han took Guoguo away, I stood in the snow, and said in my heart that next time, the Nine Dragons Black Coffin can call people again, and I will call Tian Tian back.
I want Tian Tian to see the last side of her father's bones, and then bury her.
To make a long story short, after dawn, give Xu Laosan New Year's greetings, give me New Year's greetings, wave after wave, until the third day of junior high school, it is a little cleaner.
And on the third day of junior high school, Sima Xiaowu also caught the well monkey and came back to pick up Yu Xin.
This guy not only took Yu Xin away, but also put a high hat on Xu Laosan, saying that there are many people in the county who want to see Xu Daochang's demeanor, and in the largest hotel, several tables have been set up, just waiting for Xu Laodao to come over and start the banquet.
Xu Laosan looked at the old turtle spirit and said Lao Wangba, you look at Huangshan, don't let this kid go to the West Cross Courtyard, otherwise when I come back, you will get out of the Guandi Temple for me.
The old turtle spirit said don't worry.
Xu Laosan forced the old turtle spirit again, and swore a poisonous oath in front of Master Guan, and then left with Sima Xiaowu.
As soon as Xu Laosan left, the old turtle said, I'm going to play cards.
I said, aren't you afraid that I will go to the West Cross Courtyard?
"Don't you say that I forgot, come on, come on, make a poisonous oath in front of Master Guan, saying that you won't go to the West Cross Courtyard."
I don't want to post it.
The old turtle spirit said, you swear your poisonous oath, and before I leave, just call Zhang Lin over to you, Xu Laosan won't let you go to the West Cross Courtyard, but he didn't say that Zhang Lin can't come to the East Cross Courtyard!
I thought about it, and immediately swore a poisonous oath.
The old turtle really called Zhang Lin to me, and then he went to play cards.
In this way, in the entire Guandi Temple, there are only two left, me and Zhang Lin.