The old turtle spirit actually asked me, do you want to be a happy little bastard, this is not nonsense, I am a bastard who climbs close to the ground, I am not less hearted and less lungs, can I still be happy!

I held the oil lamp in one hand and snorted at the old turtle spirit.

Xu Laosan pinned all his hopes on this oil lamp, in fact, I know in my heart, this oil lamp is very ordinary, and it can't be compared with the ever-bright lamp in the Guandi Temple.

This oil lamp is a second-hand item that was found on the Internet.

The oil lamp is now held in my hand, and it is still as bright as before, and I estimate that the lamp oil in it has been temporarily processed by Xu Laosan.

It's just a pity that the lamp oil in the Guandi Temple, due to the short burning time, has no divine power for the time being, otherwise Xu Laosan only needs to bring half a bottle over, and I pour a little on Lao Wangba's body, which is enough for him to drink a pot.

But no matter what, Xu Laosan asked me to hold it, so I'll hold it.

Perhaps, Xu Laosan wants the savior to see the light.

The old turtle spirit was smacked by me, he wiped the saliva off his face, and turned his head to look at Xu Laosan.

"Little third son, since you have killed my old man, then I have nothing to keep, now I will beat you and this kid into two little kings, take them to the old turtle pool, and make me two turtle grandsons!"

After the old turtle finished speaking, he squeezed his eyes at me again.

"Stinky boy, you've offended me many times, and I didn't bother with you, did I?"

I nodded and said I don't deny it.

"That pheasant essence, I have a feud with me, I will never allow it, you continue to look for her, especially tonight, this time is very special." The old turtle spirit said again.

I did not respond to him on this question.

"I'm doing this, but it's also for your own good, as long as you go home honestly and cut off contact with the pheasant spirit, in the future, I won't embarrass you and Xu Laosan, how about it?"

After the old turtle finished speaking, he looked at me kindly.

In fact, I know very well in my heart that the old turtle spirit gave me an ultimatum.

If I don't agree, I will give up the last chance to live, and the old turtle spirit will definitely tear his face with us and kill me and Xu Laosan.

I didn't answer the old turtle directly, but asked him, "Have you ever been in love?" ”

The old turtle scratched his head and said that he hadn't talked about it, you kid had something to say.

"You've never been in a relationship? It seems that you have lived for thousands of years in vain, you definitely don't know what love is, let me tell you, what is love, for one person, you can give everything, and you are not even afraid of a thousand people, and ......"

The old turtle spirit suddenly went crazy and interrupted me rudely.

"I've shaken off more snot than you kid has peed, I don't need you to tell me what love is! When you become a little Wang Ba, and your master is high and looks up to you, you can talk to him about this again! ”

After the old turtle finished speaking, he waved his two hands at the heavy rain.

I know in my heart, the topic of love must have pierced the heart of this old Wang Bali, is he really like his name, he was cuckolded by his lover before?

But whether it's because of this or not, I have no way to verify.

It's not because of the old turtle spirit that he released any big killer moves.

Instead, there was a man with a flashlight, walking this way.

"Oh, my donkey, the old man who has pulled me for ten years! This lightning and thunder, where the hell have you gone, let me find it easily! ”

The people who came used flashlights to shine around, and shouted at the top of their voices.

When the old turtle saw someone coming, he immediately waved his hand, immediately put it down, sat on the ground, pressed the hat down, and covered his face, which was not quite human.

I pricked up my ears and listened again, and immediately knew who was coming!

Now to make tofu, you can actually use a machine, but Lao Bai said that the tofu made by traditional technology is delicious, and he has been stubbornly insisting on using animal power and manual labor to make tofu.

So the old Bai family has an old donkey who specializes in grinding and grinding beans.

That donkey, when I came to Lao Cai, was already in his tofu workshop, Lao Bai is definitely better to that donkey than to Auntie Dou, except for grinding tofu, other work, don't let the donkey do it, and never scold.

Moreover, the forage that the donkey eats, Lao Bai picks up the best feed.

Also, Lao Bai brushed the donkey every day, and I don't know if the donkey was old, or if it had been grinding for a long time, and it was soaked into the skin by the bean foam, anyway, the donkey, a few years ago, the fur had become a pure white color.

At that time, some people said that Lao Bai's donkey must have become an immortal and become a god donkey.

At the beginning, one or two people said, and then everyone took this as a joke, as long as they saw Lao Bai, they said congratulations to Boss Bai, there is a god donkey in the family, and you will definitely follow it in the future and become an immortal.

Over time, under the psychological hints of the eldest patriarch for many years, Lao Bai believed it.

That night, Lao Bai drank too much, picked up a big stick, and smashed his leg hard.

Aunt Dou shouted, what are you doing, and then went to stop Lao Bai.

As a result, Lao Bai slapped Aunt Dou out of the way, saying that you stinky old lady has dragged me back for a lifetime, this time I will soon become an immortal with the help of the donkey, and you will come to twitter and drag your feet back!

Then Lao Bai, then smashed his own legs.

Fortunately, Lao Bai was drunk and didn't have much strength, otherwise, if he went down with a stick, his leg would be useless.

Grandpa and Xu Da were stunned and happened to pass by, so grandpa asked Lao Bai: "I said that you kid, is there something wrong, that leg is not your own?" Good legs, why are you smashing it! ”

Lao Bai stiffened his neck and said, "Fourth master, you haven't heard of it, my donkey has become an immortal!" I also want to become an immortal with it, ascend to the Tao, and live forever! ”

Xu Da scratched his head and looked around, he and everyone didn't understand what the connection between this immortal ascension and smashing his legs was.

Grandpa shook his hand and gave Lao Bai a slap and swollen half of his face.

Lao Bai was drunk and confused, grabbed his grandfather's hand, and said boldly, you dare to fight the immortals!

Grandpa flipped his other hand, swollen the other half of Lao Bai's face, and scolded: "Bullshit fairy, I see you kid, your brain is in water, and the one riding the donkey is Zhang Guolao, and it's not the lame Tie Guan Li!" ”

It turned out that this old white remembered the Eight Immortals wrongly, thinking that it was Tie Guan Li who rode the donkey, so in order to cooperate with his god donkey, he had to beat his leg lame, and then crutches.

Drunkards always make a lot of jokes, and Lao Bai made a big joke this time.

Grandpa's words made everyone understand the reason, and everyone burst into laughter.

At the same time, these words also woke up the dreamer.

Lao Bai wiped his head, threw down the big stick, and said Fourth Master, you are right, how can I remember wrong!

This drunk man, as soon as he woke up, the strength of the wine passed, and he felt pain, Lao Bai's leg, fractured, although not serious, but also at home, lying for more than a month.

It hurt at first, and I cried out when I saw the sky.

Grandpa told Lao Bai again, saying that if your donkey is a god donkey, why do you still hurt? Listen to your cry of pain, it's like a donkey's bark.

At that time, this incident, after Xu Da was stunned, turned us children upside down.

Everyone went to Lao Bai's tofu factory in groups, and they all had to meet the donkey for a while.

Lao Bai was lying on the bed, and when he heard the noisy voice, he stretched out his head and scolded us away.

Hearing the news of Lao Bai's injury, his son, who was studying medicine, came back to see him.

Lao Bai's son, first complained to Lao Bai, saying Look at you, why are you so confused!

Then the old white son went to see the donkey again.

"My father, where is the god donkey, this donkey, but it has albinism!"

Lao Bai believes in his son the most.

Since then, he has stopped mentioning the matter of ascending to heaven and becoming an immortal.

However, occasionally when he was drunk, Lao Bai would still stroke the donkey's back and say Old man, if you have ascended, don't forget me and leave me alone in the world.

The old white donkey has been tied to the small courtyard behind the small building.

I don't know what's going on, but the donkey broke free from the reins tonight and ran away.

Lao Bai had a deep relationship with the donkey, so he came out in the rain to find the donkey.

I was holding an oil lamp here, and when he saw it, he immediately ran over.