227 Scolding does not expose shortcomings
Xu Laosan insisted that I hold the oil lamp, I guess he was in order to let the savior see the lights here, and rushed over to beat the old turtle spirit away.
Now that Lao Bai sees the lights running over, I am a little puzzled.
Could it be that the savior Xu Laosan is looking forward to is Lao Bai?
No way!
First, I heard Lao Bai crying and shouting his old buddy, he was very emotionally invested, and his donkey was definitely lost, so Lao Bai came to find the donkey.
Second, if you want to say that Aunt Dou is a hidden savior, I still believe a little, after all, Aunt Dou's elders are once super gods in cooking and can destroy ghosts and demons.
But to say that Lao Bai, who is often drunk, is a savior who can defeat the old turtle spirit......
I don't believe 10,000!
Whether I believe it or not, Lao Bai came with a flashlight.
He was not lightly drunk this time, and when he saw the white light from the oil lamp in my hand, he thought it was his snow-white old donkey, so he hurriedly ran over, and stepped on the ice slag left by the old turtle spirit on the road, and fell down.
Lao Bai fell a dog and ate, and when he got up, his mouth was full of ice slag.
A real master, especially the kind of master who can defeat the old turtle spirit, is definitely an unborn genius, how can he be like Lao Bai, who falls as soon as his feet slip, and he also falls ugly drunk!
Spit out the ice slag in his mouth, and in his mouth, Lao Bai scolded and scolded.
"What kind of immoral thing is this horse, carrying the refrigerator up the mountain in the middle of the night, sprinkling so much broken ice along the way, the harmful Lao Tzu almost fell to death, dog, I curse you to carry the king eight shells, and you will not be able to climb the mountain in your life!"
Hearing Lao Bai's scolding, I said in my heart, the magical Uncle Bai, you really scolded right!
The old turtle spirit also heard Lao Bai's scolding, and his face was ugly for a while.
"Xiao Sanzi asked you to hold up the lamp, just so that you can wait, there is a savior to save you, the Guandi Shengjun of Guandi Temple, the incense has not been borne for a long time, and the local foundation is unstable, so I can't control it for the time being, and the affairs outside Guandi Temple."
"So, Master Guan won't come to help you."
"In addition to Master Guan, what can still fight with me is the strange song of the Peacock Forest, she became an immortal in the Peacock Forest, but she went wrong halfway and became a four-like person who is not a god, a ghost or a demon."
"However, even if that girl comes, she can only follow me, barely through a few tricks, and in the end I will still beat her out of her original form! Therefore, the savior will definitely not be her. ”
"That mountain biao? Don't look at it rampaging in the mountains, when you see me, it will call grandpa! ”
"Not to mention the mountain spirit, if you dare to approach me within three feet, I will count him as a winner!"
Hearing the old turtle spirit say this, I was also very surprised.
This old Wang Ba cover, just to Master Guan, he still respects a little bit in his mouth, and he looks up to my master, and he calls the baby directly.
Xu Laosan, my third grandfather, in his mouth, a little third son.
Even in my eyes, the invincible Lige Fairy, in the eyes of the old turtle spirit, is just a little girl who can barely pass a few tricks with him, and listening to the meaning of his words, he also knows that the Lige Fairy has a lot of details.
How powerful is this old Wang Ba cover!
"I dare to pack a ticket, within this radius of a hundred miles, there is no one who can fight with me! Boy, don't think that someone will bring you the oil for the ever-bright lamp, and even if there is lamp oil now, I won't be afraid! ”
"Ancestors, I have lived for thousands of years, and I have no other advantages, but I will sum up experience!"
"Last time, I was smoked by your lamp oil, so that I was in the old turtle pool, and I was lying down until the day before yesterday, I was finally able to adapt to the breath of Changming lamp oil, and now even if you bring a large vat of lamp oil, I can drink it all in one go!"
"Eat a trench and grow wise, I won't suffer two losses in a row on a lamp oil!"
"If I hadn't been here just now, teasing you and the little third son, and just following you, if you come up and make a real death, you two will lie down and call your ancestors when you land, so, you kid, don't expect any savior!"
When the old turtle said this, he pointed to Lao Bai, who was getting closer and closer.
"This guy who pulls his throat, shouts and screams, like a donkey, his steps are frivolous and unsteady, and he is not a person with roots at first glance."
"This drunkard is definitely not, the savior you are waiting for!"
When the old turtle spirit said this, he lifted the hat and looked at Lao Bai with confidence, obviously, he didn't take Lao Bai in his eyes at all.
I muttered in my heart, the master understands very well, and he wants you to say it!
Seeing that Lao Bai was about to come to him, the old turtle spirit pressed the hat down again, covering his entire face.
Lao Bai didn't know how much wine he poured at night, and pointed at me and said, Huangshan, the rain is so heavy, why are you still sitting on the ground, holding a lamp, I thought it was my donkey here.
When Lao Bai said this, he suddenly pointed to my right again.
"This little friend is the twin brother of Huangshan, right? You two look exactly the same! Why are you holding a lamp too! You brothers, are you going to be a pair of lantern-raising boys? ”
Lao Bai's words scared me a lot.
I hurriedly looked to the right, and there were some twin brothers there!
I understand, the old white wine has not passed, when he looks at me, I am ghosted in his eyes, alas, this white uncle who can't support the wall in the mud, not to mention drunk, even his eyes are spent!
"Uncle, you're dazzled!" I said, pouting at the old white nunu.
I mean, there's a dangerous guy here, you hurry up.
As a result, Lao Bai looked at the direction of my mouth and found the old turtle spirit at once.
The old turtle spirit is now, the rain that fell on him, and on the hat and the coat, formed a layer of ice slag, Lao Bai used a flashlight, a light on the old turtle essence, the ice slag reflected the light, white dazzling.
Lao Bai was stunned for a moment, and immediately staggered, and walked over to the old turtle spirit.
"Oops! My old fellow! This thunderbolt and rain weather, what are you running out for! If I am struck by lightning and turned into a roasted donkey, how will I live! ”
I listened to Lao Bai's words, and I couldn't cry or laugh.
He, a drunkard, actually regarded the empty old turtle spirit as his donkey!
Alas, Lao Bai is really blind!
said that he was blind, he was really blind, Xu Laosan was such a big person, although he was a little thin, but Lao Bai didn't see it, when he walked towards the old turtle spirit, he staggered and almost kicked Xu Laosan in the face.
I shouted loudly, Uncle Bai, that's not your donkey!
I shouted several times, but Lao Bai didn't seem to hear it, and finally walked to the old turtle spirit.
I'm in a hurry now, Xu Laosan and I are both from the rivers and lakes, and it's just a matter of dying in the rivers and lakes, Lao Bai is just an ordinary person who sells tofu, no matter what, I don't want him to lose his life.
Originally, the ice needle on my leg was attracted by Xu Laosan's lightning spark, and after it burned, my leg was fine, but it still hurt a little, and my forehead was sprayed by Xu Laosan with a mouthful of ice slag, which was also hot and painful.
I felt weak from top to bottom, so I sat all the time.
But when I saw Lao Bai stretching out a hand, I didn't know whether it was alive or dead, I went to touch the old turtle spirit's hat, and my mouth was still chattering, my poor old man, you see that you are cold, and your body is frozen.
I couldn't sit still.
Because after Lao Bai finished speaking, he also used a flashlight to knock on the ice on the hat, which had annoyed the old turtle spirit, and I saw the old turtle spirit's two hands, clenched into fists, and pinched and snapped.
The old turtle essence is extremely angry.
However, Lao Bai touched it more than a dozen times, but Lao Turtle Jing never made a move.
Could it be that my old white uncle is the real master?
Just now, he was drunk and pretended to be a pig and ate a tiger to the old turtle spirit?
I wanted to stand up, but when I saw this scene, and I had been sitting for a long time, when I stood up, both legs were numb, so I simply sat down again.
At this time, I was a little suspicious that the savior of Xu Laosanpan was Lao Bai.
Although Lao Turtle Jing had a very loud tone just now, he was very cautious, and it is estimated that he also suspected that Lao Bai was a top master who was deeply hidden.
Therefore, before Lao Bai found out the depth of Lao Bai, although he hated Lao Bai for treating him as a donkey, he also held back his anger and did not act rashly.
At this time, Lao Bai touched the hunchback of the old turtle spirit and slapped it vigorously: "Oh, my old man, how did you change from a donkey to a camel!" ”
Scolding people doesn't reveal their shortcomings, the old turtle spirit really can't help it.