Early the next morning.

I was sleeping soundly, when I suddenly heard a bang on the bedroom door, followed by Wang Dazhui's shout: "Fengzi, don't sleep, hit, knock on the door." ”

I opened my eyes in a daze, saw Wang Dazhui looking anxious and burning his buttocks, and asked blankly, "What hit the door?" ”

As soon as the words came out, I suddenly thought of the Gu mother-in-law in the alley next door, and I came to my senses.

Was it revealed so quickly?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly got up and got dressed, and walked to the hall with Wang Dazhui.

With the strength of the Gu mother-in-law, the Sanjie monk can't stand it, and although the cute baby little zombie can stand it, he can't play it with his heart.

As soon as I arrived in the living room, I saw Granny Gu sitting on the sofa with a warm smile on her face, like an old grandmother next door.

And the Sanjie monk sat aside with the cute baby little zombie in his arms, staring nervously at the Gu mother-in-law.

With his posture of holding the little zombie, it is estimated that once the Gu mother-in-law makes a move, the two bald men can not think about it in an instant, so they will throw the cute baby little zombie out to block the knife.

"What are you doing here?" I asked, frowning.

At the beginning, Granny Gu helped me, I wondered about this, and I was indeed grateful to her.

But being grateful doesn't mean that I can let her tiger sit on the head of my bed, not to mention that she hit my door early in the morning.

I can't bear this!

"Of course, the neighbors are here to visit." Granny Gu looked at me with a smile and pointed to the coffee table again.

Only then did I see that there were two large bags of fruit on the coffee table, a bag of apples and a bag of oranges.

Trough!

What the hell is door-to-door gift-giving?

Wang Dazhui beside him said in horror: "Old woman, what kind of Gu did you put in this fruit?" ”

"Xiagu?" Granny Gu smiled slightly, and her expression suddenly became cold: "You ate the old man's oranges last night, and now you don't feel a sharp pain in your stomach, as if you are stirred together?" Don't you feel as if something is moving in your stomach? ”

"Vomit ......"

Wang Dazhui and the Sanjie monk sitting on the sofa changed their faces at the same time, let out a retching, and then the two of them rushed into the toilet together.

I frowned and looked at Granny Gu, she said this purely to scare Wang Da Hammer and the Sanjie monk, if there were really Gu worms in the fruit, the three of us would have to suffer last night, and we couldn't wait until now.

However, this is similar to psychological suggestion.

We all know that she is a Gu player, and this old woman's style of acting is also insidious and vicious, she ate her fruit again last night, and now when she mentions it like this, her subconscious will give birth to a feeling of nausea.

Not to mention Wang Dazhui and Sanjie Monk, even I feel very uncomfortable in my stomach, but I can still hold it down.

I sat on the sofa, took out a cigarette and lit one, and motioned to Granny Gu: "Do you smoke?" ”

"Little kid's cigarette, it's boring." Granny Gu shook her head, and then took out a cigarette stick from her pocket, a very old cigarette stick, smoky yellow on it, and the wooden pole was a little moth-eaten.

However, the pipe is still shiny, with a thick amount of e-liquid, and the mouthpiece is also jade, crystal clear.

My grandfather used to smoke cigarette sticks, and I was familiar with this thing, so Granny Gu's cigarette stick must have been around for a long time, and it was worth a lot of money.

It is estimated that if you take it out for auction, it will become an antique.

After she took out the cigarette stick, she took out a black cloth tobacco pouch from her belt, pinched a small handful of black wet things from it and put it into the smoke pot, and then took out a yellow charm and shook her hand to burn the flame, and lit the smoke pot.

Look, the master smokes, the pretending ratio is like a shadow, and the lighter on the coffee table is not used, so you have to use the yellow charm to play a forced game.

However, what does this thing she smoked look like ...... What about opium?

I've seen this thing a lot when I watched movies before, and it's very similar.

No wonder my cigarettes are boring, this old woman is smoking opium, my cigarettes are very boring.

After igniting it, Granny Gu clicked the cigarette holder and took a hard breath, and as she smoked, I saw that the opium in the smoke pot was burning rapidly, and the top one was already a little white.

I can't help but be a little worried, damn it, pumping so hard, this old lady is not so happy to die in my shop.

Immediately after, Granny Gu spit out another puff of smoke, just like the exhaust of a car, rushing to her face.

I didn't have time to hold my breath, it smelled pretty good, with a fragrance that I don't know what it was, a refreshing feeling.

When I took a breath, I felt a lot more energetic.

Damn, I've only heard of second-hand smoke before, so I'm not smoking second-hand?

"How is this old smoke?" Granny Gu smiled slightly.

I gave her a thumbs up: "As long as you don't die in my shop, then your cigarette is really good!" ”

Granny Gu smiled and pointed to the fruit on the table: "Eat oranges." ”

I shook my head, smoked a cigarette, and looked at her warily.

Granny Gu smiled and picked up two oranges and put them aside, then peeled one and ate it, and said to me, "I'll eat two, and the rest will be for you to eat." ”

I was violently agitated, paralyzed, and bullied Lao Tzu for not reading much?

This section is all played badly on the Internet, okay?

This old woman's words are purely taking advantage of me!

I saw Granny Gu eating oranges while smacking the cigarette stick, I was a little impatient, and asked, "Tell me, what is the purpose of coming to my store?" ”

Granny Gu took a puff of her cigarette, rolled her eyes, her lips trembled, and she looked at me with a smile after a few seconds: "I'm here to visit the neighbor." ”

"Old woman, this is not the street now, and there is no Peppa Pig to support you." I clenched my fists and glared at Granny Gu.

This old woman's speech and demeanor always seemed to be teasing me.

Dude has no patience to beep with her anymore, if he doesn't tell the purpose, Lao Tzu will simply drive her away!

Granny Gu took another puff of her cigarette stick, exhaled a thick smoke, her eyes became a little erratic, and she smiled: "What about Old Ghost Chen's spiritual position?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, looked at the fruit on the table, and said, "Don't tell me, you're here to worship my grandfather." ”

Granny Gu showed a mouthful of big yellow teeth and laughed, "Worship? Old Ghost Chen can't bear the worship of the old body, but after fighting together for so many years, he suddenly died, and the old body just came to take a look. ”

"Take me to see the old ghost's spiritual position." As she spoke, Granny Gu got up and lifted two large bags of fruit.

I frowned, although she said something bullish, but after all, she came to "worship" my grandfather, and this matter can't stop her.

She and my grandfather are both the four masters of Shunan, and they have been fighting for so many years, and they probably have some sympathy for each other like the heroes in martial arts.

After a moment's hesitation, I got up and said, "Follow me." ”

Then, I took Granny Gu to the hall in the backyard.

After returning to the Siyin Hall, I set up my grandfather's spiritual seat here, and when I was at home, I offered three incense sticks in the morning, noon and evening.

In the middle of the hall, there is the grandfather's spiritual seat.

"Well, that's pretty good." Granny Gu nodded while smacking the cigarette stick.

"He's my grandfather, of course I'll have to get better." I say.

As soon as the words fell, Granny Gu squinted at me and sneered, "Your grandfather? Old bastards! ”

As she spoke, she suddenly threw out the two large bags of fruit in her hand and slammed my grandfather's spiritual tablet.

"You're looking for death!" I blew up at that time, raised my fist and smashed it at Granny Gu.

But this old immortal seemed to be able to predict, as soon as he bent down and dodged, followed by an arrow step to rush to the front of the god main platform, and then picked up the cigarette stick in his hand and slammed it on my grandfather's spiritual tablet: "Old ghost, you are not worthy of this offering!" ”

Smack!

There was a crisp sound, and I was stunned, my eyes widened, and my grandfather's spiritual position card was smashed by Gu Mother-in-law's cigarette stick...... Asunder!

(End of chapter)