Chapter 1184: Mother-in-law Gu has lost her temperance
Standing in front of me is none other than that!
It's an old acquaintance!
Gu mother-in-law!
It was the old lady who helped Long Teng deal with Yuyue Mountain at the beginning, and finally inexplicably reversed the water and killed a large group of Long Teng's children!
Damn it!
How did she end up here?
Why did you move next door to me?
Thinking of the scene where this old lady shivered and a bunch of Gu worms fell from her body, I had goosebumps all over my body, and I hurriedly threw the oranges on the ground, and stomped on them fiercely, stomping on them to pieces.
But even so, I still feel very uncomfortable in my stomach.
Paralyzed, Wang Dazhui's heart is too big, right?
Can this old lady eat oranges?
It's a trivial matter to pull out the sand and swing the belt, in case there are two Gu worms stuffed in the inside, it will be fatal!
"It's a pity for my fine orange." Granny Gu lowered her head and frowned at the sparse orange, as if she was a little sad, shook her head, and she looked up at me again: "Are you afraid that the old body will give you Gu?" ”
Unafraid?
Lao Tzu is not afraid if he has a bag in his braincase!
I gritted my teeth and asked, "How did you get here?" ”
"Waiting for you." Granny Gu smiled, the folds on her old face were wrinkled into a lump, and there was light in her eyes, which was gloomy.
Then, she pointed to the fruit store behind her, and said with a smile: "In order to be a neighbor with you, the old man spent his life saving to buy this storefront." ”
Lao Tzu believes in your evil! I frowned tightly, looking at Granny Gu with jealousy, she came to me, if it was really such a simple purpose as being a neighbor with me, then she would have seen the hell.
What's more, she is one of the four masters in Shunan, and she is on the same level as my grandfather, and it takes a lifetime of savings to build a storefront.
I frowned, and I didn't have the patience to talk nonsense with this old woman, so I slowly raised my right hand: "To be honest, otherwise, don't blame me for doing it." ”
What I didn't expect was that Granny Gu suddenly looked solemn and looked at me calmly: "You want to do something to me?" ”
"What do you think?" I sneered, stepped forward, and now I still have the power of demon blood in my body, I beat this old woman like beating my grandson, and I'm afraid of her?
However, if I don't clean her up now, when my demonic blood power disappears, then I will have to be cleaned up by her.
But what I didn't expect was that the Gu mother-in-law in front of me suddenly showed a smile: "Then don't regret it." ”
"Regrets?" I was stunned for a moment.
In the next second, Granny Gu suddenly threw the orange basket in her hand to the ground, and then turned around and wailed miserably: "Ouch, my God, someone is bullying my old woman, even me, a lonely and widowed old woman, I have no reason, I lack great virtue......"
Suffer!
I was shocked, this is in the snack street, it is not too late, there are still many people shopping on the street.
When I turned my head, sure enough, the crowd of people who were shopping looked towards us.
As soon as I saw the situation, the people gathered towards us, and some of them looked at me with disdain in their eyes, and even I saw that a bald social brother with a thick gold chain around his neck had come towards me menacingly, with a posture of wanting to beat me to fly freely.
Paralyzed, I am a young man and an old woman, I can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River today.
When did Granny Gu fall out of the festival like this?
It's so good that it's one of the four masters of Shunan, as for howling like this?
Zhengdan was in pain, and the Gu mother-in-law in front of me suddenly pounced on me, grabbed my collar like crazy, and wailed: "You beat me to death, anyway, I am alone, I have no children, no daughters, no wife, you beat me to death, I will go down to accompany them, I have no reason, I lose my conscience......
It's a pity that this acting skill is so good that she raises Gu and mixes the yin and yang world, if she goes back more than 50 years, she has the strength to go to Hollywood to be a first-line star!
"Bastard, what kind of ability is it to bully a lonely old lady? It's kind of fighting with me! At this moment, the bald man with the big gold chain roared angrily.
I turned my head to look at him, and I was almost crying.
This old lady is really fighting, ten of you are not enough for her to fight, what kind of big-tailed wolf are you pretending?
Seeing that I was stunned, the bald man suddenly rolled up the sleeve on his right arm, exposed the tattoo, and shook it at me: "Boy, come and fight me!" ”
I took a closer look, gasped, and hugged my fist at the big brother: "Peppa Pig has a tattoo on his body, applause to the society, big brother, I admit it!" ”
Damn, such a big man's arm is actually tattooed with a pink Peppa Pig, and he is really a social person!
After speaking, I turned my head and gritted my teeth and whispered to Granny Gu: "You have a kind, you can hide from the first day of junior high and can't hide from fifteen, we'll see." ”
"Hmph...... I'm relieved to see you back. Granny Gu smiled at me and let go of her hand.
I didn't linger long, turned around and walked out the alley.
With so many people watching, there is also a big social brother of Peppa Pig, if I really do something to Granny Gu, then I have to be poked to death in this alley by these people tonight.
Behind him, there was soon a burst of cheers.
Paralyzed, this is treating me like a hooligan!
This feels like a lot of fuck, I frowned, walked out of the alley, lit a cigarette and smoked hard, leaned against the corner, and looked back at the fruit shop of the Gu mother-in-law in the alley from time to time.
Isn't this old woman already gone?
Why are you coming back to me now, and you still opened a fruit shop next door to me, and you don't do a good job of raising Gu, but you actually start buying and selling fruits, nonsense?
"No! There must be a chance to find out what the old woman really is for. I threw away the cigarette butt, stepped on it fiercely, and squinted at Granny Gu's fruit shop, which was closed for a while, and the movement just now had subsided.
I put my hands in my trouser pockets and returned to Siyin Hall with a dejected expression.
Granny Gu suddenly appeared next to me, which made me feel mysterious.
This is one of the four masters of Shunan!
Even if her purpose is really as simple as she said, it still gives me the feeling that I am still very jealous.
It's like having a tiger on your stomach at the head of your own bed, who can sleep peacefully?
Who knows when this tiger suddenly went berserk and bared its claws and bit it on my skull.
Return to the Four Seals Hall.
Monk Sanjie and Wang Dazhui had already eaten a bag of oranges, and the two of them sat down on the sofa.
Seeing me come in, Wang Dazhui patted his belly and said, "Fengzi, this old lady's oranges are so delicious, have you bought them back?" I feel like I can eat a few more. ”
I smiled: "Black fat man, if you know who the old lady is, you don't want to eat it." ”
"Who?" Wang Dazhui asked.
"Granny Gu."
"What's that?"
Wang Dazhui and the Sanjie monk sat up straight at the same time.
I shrugged my shoulders and grinned, paralyzed, vomiting, I can't do it alone, right? Of course, good brothers have to be blessed to share it!
Then, I said, "It's the old woman who fought with us and released countless fleshy maggots from her body when she didn't agree with us." ”
"Vomit ......" Wang Dazhui and Sanjie Monk Deng's faces turned purple, and they got up and rushed into the toilet.
(End of chapter)