When I went to the cafeteria with Miss Dong, I ordered a pork section, a Wuxi sauce chop, a chicken leg and half a catty of rice.

Miss Dong didn't eat either, she ordered a famous dark dish in our cafeteria, stir-fried strawberries with celery, and a small bowl of ramen.

Looking at the celery fried strawberries on the table, I looked confused, and said can I eat this thing?

And if the fruit is cooked and eaten, won't all the nutrients be lost?

In our school cafeteria, there are a lot of dark dishes that are shocking.

In addition to stir-fried strawberries with celery, there are also stir-fried grapes with corn, stir-fried bananas with watermelon, stir-fried oranges with vegetables, stir-fried beef cubes with cantaloupe rice cakes, and stir-fried watermelon with apples......

I don't know where my father invented these messy dishes? It felt like he had an intestinal obstruction in his head.

I wondered, isn't it good to make a salad with fruit? Do you have to be so unconventional to be different?

The most speechless thing for me is that I don't know which kind of cold spicy tang was invented?

Originally, Malatang was eaten by heat, but he had to put ice on it and let the oil float on it, which was not torture!

Last time, because I lost a bet with Fat Li, I was forced to eat once by this grandson, and as a result, I had a stomach fuss for three days, ran to the toilet seven or eight times a day, and my face was green, and finally I couldn't hold the infusion I went to the hospital.

I had lingering palpitations about dark cuisine, but when I saw Miss Dong eating celery and fried strawberries one bite at a time, and it seemed that the food was quite fragrant, I couldn't help but ask her:

"Miss Dong, can you order this celery fried strawberry to be delicious?"

"It's good, refreshing with a little sweet and sour."

"Really? Do strawberries taste good when cooked? ”

"Really, I don't believe you taste it!"

Miss Dong said, took a chopstick of celery and fried strawberries and put it on my plate. I tasted it, and I felt that it was sweet or not, salty or not, and it tasted really bad.

Seeing that I was frowning, Miss Dong covered her mouth and snickered and said:

"You're a carnivore, and eating some vegetables and fruits will make it hard for you."

"Why, I also eat vegetables."

When Miss Dong heard this, she tapped my dinner plate with chopsticks and smiled without saying a word.

"I'm used to it! In the past, I used to eat four types of stoves, not counting the staple food, and I had to eat 1 kilogram of meat, 2 kilograms of vegetables, 300 milliliters of milk, 200 grams of eggs, and various other nutrients every day. ”

Halfway through that, I added

"Well, it's not that much consumption now, and I've lowered my standards a lot."

Miss Dong's eyes widened, she looked at me, then at my plate, and said in surprise:

"Oh my God, little Ash, how much food have you wasted in our country all these years? You used to have enough food for a child in a poor mountainous area for a day. ”

I was not happy when I heard it, I glanced at Miss Dong, and said angrily:

"Look at what you're saying, it's as if I'm in the army and don't work. I used to be an amphibious frogman in the Marine Corps, and I consumed a lot of money every day and worked very hard, and I didn't eat enough nutritious things, and I hiccups a long time ago. ”

Miss Dong let out an "oh", nodded again, and then asked, "What is an amphibian frogman?" Is it a type of the Frog Prince? ”

Alas...... I felt like a big drop of sweat was running down my forehead. I was also drunk, and after talking for a long time, it was completely like playing the piano to the cow.

I patiently told her about what an amphibian frogman was, my purgatory life in the "beast camp", and my special experience of infiltrating the other side of the strait to "steal military hats".

I thought that my proud past would make Miss Dong feel different about my "wasting national food".

After listening to this, Miss Dong looked at me with pity and said:

"Little Ash, it was not easy for you before, you have suffered so much and suffered so many sins. Alas, and I don't know what the state thinks, what to do to train you professional thieves? Spending so many resources, and not doing something for the children in the poor mountainous areas. ”

Hearing her say that, my legs went limp, and I almost slipped under the table.

I explained it for a long time, but she didn't understand it to protect her family and defend the country, so she remembered that I went to the other side of the strait to "steal the military hat"!

I'm really weird, with Miss Dong's ability to understand, how did she become a top student?

Besides, did I go to the enemy army to "steal the military hat" in order to steal? This is the graduation tradition of our amphibian frogmen!

I was afraid that Miss Dong was timid, so I didn't dare to tell her.

We are now civilized enough to "steal military hats"! In the past, we had to steal the enemy's head, and we had to cut off the enemy's head with a knife and bring it back successfully, so that we could be considered a qualified amphibious frogman.

Looking at Miss Dong, who was eating fried strawberries with celery one bite at a time, I suddenly felt as if I was wrong.

I don't think I should talk about this to a girl who has zero military knowledge and is full of love.

And she won't understand that "there is never a quiet time, but someone carries the weight for you!" ".

After eating the only chicken leg left on the plate until only the bones remained, Miss Dong and I left the cafeteria and flagged down a taxi at the entrance of the university.

After getting in the car, Miss Dong said to the driver that she would go to the postmodern city in Chaoyang District.

The driver answered, started the car, chatted all the way about topics of interest to him, and sent us to our destination.

I have to say that the taxi drivers in the imperial capital are very talkative. And whether you want to listen or not, he'll talk to you endlessly.

The most distinctive thing is that as long as the taxi driver in the imperial capital has one mouth, he must be three sentences without leaving politics.

As small as which policies and regulations have been introduced recently, what changes will be brought to the national economy and people's livelihood?

How will a leader's visit to a country have an impact on the international landscape?

The taxi drivers in the imperial capital can explain and analyze in detail for you in very popular language.

Those who know that they are taxi drivers; I don't know, I think they are current affairs commentators who experience life!

Perhaps this is the characteristic of taxi drivers in the imperial capital.

It may also be that the road conditions in the imperial capital are so bad that they are jammed like grandchildren every day, and the taxi drivers can only comfort themselves with this.

After all, compared with the current severe situation at home and abroad, it is not so sad to be stuck in traffic and unable to get work.

Today is the weekend and a rest day, but in the magical land of the imperial capital, the road conditions will never be much better because of the lack of rush hour.

And because there are no restrictions on weekends, the more weekends you have, the more jammed it is, and you will doubt your life.

When we got on the bus, it was half past two in the afternoon, and we were blocked for 17 minutes at Guangqumen, 15 minutes under Shuangjing Bridge, and 20 minutes at Xidawang Road, and when we arrived at the post-modern city, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon.

After getting off the bus, Miss Dong and I calculated that the waiting and low-speed driving fee was actually a few cents less than the taxi fare of 2.3 yuan per kilometer.

Hehe, in fact, I proposed to take the subway before, but unfortunately Miss Dong thought that the subway air conditioner was too big and did not agree.

In a residential area in the post-modern city, Miss Dong called her ex-boyfriend:

"Hey, Wu Sichen, are you a bastard at home? I'm coming......"