Chapter 9: Served
Hearing Miss Dong say this, I subconsciously said "um", but then I felt that something was wrong.
"That...... Miss Dong, are you looking for me to go out? ”
Hearing this, Miss Dong's expression darkened, and she said with a bit of pleading:
"Well, it's nothing, just go to my ex-boyfriend and pick up something. It's too heavy, little gray gray, you can help me go for a while. ”
I listened to it and felt very embarrassed.
If it were a normal day, it would not be a big deal to help Miss Dong move something, or help a strange girl move something.
Care for women, after all, women are a vulnerable group, and this kind of rough work is not suitable for them to do.
But the problem is that Miss Dong asked me to accompany her to her ex-boyfriend to pick up something, which is inevitably a little inappropriate.
And what am I doing? Laborers, bodyguards, emotional mediators, or successors to demonstrate?
I'm afraid that in the eyes of the other party, the latter is the majority, right?
Looking at Miss Dong's sad face and her eyes with a hint of anticipation, I sighed secretly, and said ruthlessly:
"Miss Dong, do you think it's appropriate for me to go now?"
"What's inappropriate?"
"Your ex-boyfriend! You two just broke up, if I appear at this time, will people criticize me and cause some unnecessary trouble. ”
Miss Dong was not happy when she heard this, raised her eyebrows, and said angrily:
"I said little gray, you are also a big man, how do you look forward to your mother-in-law and mother-in-law? In a word, will you accompany me or not!
To be honest, I was a little embarrassed to let Miss Dong say this. I feel like I'm grinding and chirping, and it seems that I'm really a little bit inadequate.
But when I think about it, this thing is really inappropriate, and it's too embarrassing for me to go, and it's not good for everyone.
Originally, it's normal for young couples to quarrel and break up, and they are together every day, how can there be a tongue that doesn't touch their teeth?
The fact that the two of them are angry and say something radical does not mean that there is no room for reversal.
But if my appearance is causing unnecessary misunderstanding on the other side, then this matter will be completely irreparable.
Further, if the other party leads the spearhead to me, and then makes a full-fledged martial arts between "love enemies", then won't I be unjustly killed?
After thinking about it, I finally shook my head at Miss Dong, and then said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I really can't go, it's inconvenient." ”
Miss Dong looked at me in disbelief and asked again, "Little Gray, are you really not going with me?" ”
With the last refusal, I replied very simply this time: "Well, no!" ”
Seeing that I really didn't go, Miss Dong nodded indignantly, picked up the phone in her hand and dialed it out.
At first, I didn't think anything was wrong with her calling, I just thought that Miss Dong had no way to ask for help from me, so I went to find someone else for help.
After all, the forest is so big, and there are so many male teachers and male classmates in the school, there is no need for her to stumble to the end on the crooked neck tree that is not me.
But after a few seconds, when the phone was connected, I was so shocked that my eyes almost didn't fly out when I heard what she was saying to the other end of the phone.
I saw Miss Dong holding the phone, looking at me defiantly, and said unhurriedly:
"Hey, Xu Mingming? I'm Dong Linlin, the assistant teacher of class 15-3, let me tell you something, last night I found your squad captain Chi Hui holding a small card to find a young lady......"
As soon as I heard her say this, I went crazy, and I jumped out of bed without even putting on my clothes, walked a few steps to her, and snatched her mobile phone.
I picked up my phone tremblingly, and I wanted to explain to the instructor Xu Mingming and explain what happened last night.
But at this moment, I heard a woman's voice from the other end of the microphone:
"Hey...... Feed...... Hello, are you still there? This is the 12345 mayor's service hotline, is there anything you need help with? ”
"Sorry, I made a mistake."
After hanging up the phone, I said in my heart that I was lucky, fortunately, this crazy woman didn't call the instructor Xu Mingming, otherwise I would have died.
However, this only lasted less than ten seconds, and when I returned the phone to Miss Dong, and when I turned my head and saw that I was almost naked in the mirror, I felt like I was about to be mad by her!
I obeyed her, don't you want to scare people so much, and put on an underwear show in front of her, isn't this a trick?
I glared at Miss Dong angrily, quickly rushed back to the bed and got into the blanket again, and then continued to stare at her intently.
Miss Dong was not annoyed when she saw me glaring at her, and she was not embarrassed by what happened before, but giggled, and finally smashed her mouth, and said jokingly:
"Well, the vest line of Little Gray is good."
"Miss Dong, is that my mermaid line?" My eyes darkened, and I was powerless to refute.
"What's the difference, aren't they all the same?"
"How is there no difference? Vest line: That's a woman's ......"
Halfway through the words, I didn't have the heart to dwell on this issue with her, I pointed to the door and said helplessly to Miss Dong:
"Miss Dong, I was wrong, I beg you, can you go out quickly? I'll go with you when I'm dressed, I promise! ”
Miss Dong "cut", turned around and walked towards the door, and muttered before going out:
"What's so great about being in good shape? Who loves to seem! ”
After Miss Dong left, I breathed a long sigh of relief.
I convinced, I really don't know what to say about this moody and emotionally intelligent female master.
You call her stupid, right? is a school bully, and she coerces and seduces people, she can do it alone.
But you want to say she's smart, right? There are things she does that are unflattering, or unbelievable, as if her brain circuits are different from ours.
Oh my God, what kind of evil is this? Who's going to take her in, okay?
Amitabha...... Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable...... Alleluia...... Ann~ Forget it, stop shouting.
With a long sigh, I got dressed and put on my shoes.
Since I was accompanying Miss Dong to her ex-boyfriend, I also deliberately found a set of miscellaneous sportswear that was cheap and elastic.
I can't help it, just in case.
If there is a fight, my cheap tracksuit is torn or broken, and I don't feel too distressed.
Of course, it's better not to do that......
When I got downstairs, Miss Dong, who was already a little impatient, looked me up and down, pouted and said:
"It's not handsome at all when you put it on. It's still good just now, like the Spartan 300 warriors. ”
"Well, thank you! You didn't say I was like Avatar, I thank you! ”
"Cut, you don't beautify yourself."
"Beautify? Alas, I'm convinced, what do you say. ”
Hearing this, Miss Dong smiled proudly, grabbed my sleeve and walked in the direction of the cafeteria.
Seeing that she was going to take me to the cafeteria, I was quite confused. Didn't she go to her ex-boyfriend, why did she go to the cafeteria?
After walking a short distance, I couldn't help but ask her:
"Miss Dong, is your ex-boyfriend a canteen cook?"
Miss Dong glanced at me inexplicably, and then said with the same confusion:
"Little Ash, who told you that damn guy is a cook, what nonsense are you talking about?"
"Then what are you taking me to the cafeteria?" I was even more puzzled
Miss Dong gave me a blank look when she heard this, and said:
"Eat! If I don't feed you, how can I help me move things for a while? Besides, if the two of you get into a fight, you can also have some physical strength! ”
"Huh? Fight? ”
"Hahaha, look at what scared you, I'm kidding, everyone is an adult, what kind of fight. And that damn guy is a stinky writer, and it's okay to use a pen. When it comes to fighting, he may not be able to beat me! ”
Miss Dong said, still snorting her little tiger teeth, waving her little fist, and I couldn't cry or laugh when I saw it.
But what I didn't expect was that what really made me cry and laugh, and even made me scarred, was still to come......