Chapter 2: Pranks

I was stunned because the girl's voice felt so familiar to me, even so familiar that I could be sure who she was.

Dong Linlin, a third-year graduate student, is also a new teaching assistant in our Department of Finance.

Because of Song Dongye's song "Miss Dong", we all like to call her Miss Dong in private, and she has never expressed dissatisfaction with this with her excellent personality.

It's hard to imagine that a lively and cheerful female teaching assistant like Miss Dong would cry silently on this night.

Why did she cry, is it the sadness of the graduation season?

I think probably not. Because as the only teaching assistant in the graduate school, Miss Dong should have already escaped the curse of graduation season.

But it could be. After all, she can stay in school for a long time, but her prince charming doesn't necessarily stay.

Of course, if she is in graduate school, there is still Prince Charming on this campus.

Who knows what will happen......

Listening to her cries and shouts, I instinctively wanted to leave.

After all, she is our teaching assistant, and I don't think she wants to let me, a student, see her look so bad.

But for some reason, I wanted to leave, but I walked towards Miss Dong by surprise, and even patted her emaciated shoulder, and handed over a pack of tissues printed with heart-to-heart patterns.

My arrival made Miss Dong stop sobbing and shouting. She looked up at me, squeezed out a reluctant smile with a delicate face full of tears, and then said softly, "Thank you." ”

I politely replied with a polite remark, and wanted to turn away. However, just as I turned around, Miss Dong stopped me.

"This classmate, your name is Wei Chihui, right?"

"Well, it's me."

"Classmate Wei Chi, are you okay in a while?"

I was stunned when I heard this, laughed twice, and replied, "Hehe, Mr. Dong, I will go to the duty room to hand over to my colleagues in a while." ”

Hearing that I was leaving, Miss Dong looked a little lost, she lowered her head and muttered, "Oh, yes, you are still a part-time security guard in the security department." ”

"Teacher Dong, are you in trouble? Or rather, what do you need help with? ”

As soon as the words came out, I regretted it, and my face flushed.

In front of a girl whose feelings have been hurt, it is very inappropriate to ask her if she needs help, and it is even suspected that she is in a low mood and wants to take advantage of the situation.

Miss Dong seemed to see my thoughts, and immediately burst into tears and laughed. She wiped the tears from her face, shook her head, and said with a wry smile:

"I don't see it, your mind is quite complicated. What's the matter, I'm afraid I will misunderstand you? ”

I was embarrassed and hurriedly denied: "How come! Hehe, Mr. Dong, you are really joking. That one...... If nothing happens, I'll go to work. ”

With that, I left Miss Dong as if I had fled.

For some reason, I was in good physical condition, but after only running this short distance, I felt like I had run 10 kilometers in full gear.

When I arrived at the security duty room, I put down the walkie-talkie in my hand and poured a big mouthful of water.

At this time, Li Fatzi, who came to take over, entered the house. Wearing a basketball uniform, his head was covered with sweat, and he looked like he had just struggled to burn calories.

After Fat Li entered the house, he didn't go to get the walkie-talkie, nor did he sign the duty record, but looked at me very strangely, and then squeezed his eyebrows, and even asked in a long voice: "Little ~ Gray ~ Gray, your face is so red, are you secretly drinking at work?" ”

Hearing him call me by my nickname, and it was so disgusting, I was furious: "Get out! How many times has Lao Tzu said, I am the glorious Hui, not the gray gray of the gray wolf and his son's little gray gray! ”

Fat Li, who loves to joke, has long been accustomed to the anger of others. Seeing me yelling at him, Fat Li was not in a hurry or annoyed, and said cheekily:

"This junior, is there any difference in pronunciation between Hui and Ash? How do you know I'm calling the little gray gray of the gray wolf and his son, and not the glorious glow? ”

Seeing that Li Fat Man was arguing with me, I said angrily:

", you know which word you called. I'm also convinced, can you not superimpose the two words together? The old man is so intimate, those who don't know think I'm having a relationship with you! ”

Hearing this, Fat Li twisted his big round buttocks, grabbed the two huge pieces of fat on his chest, and then said with an expression that he couldn't pull out shit:

"If you do it, you will do it, good brother, for a lifetime. Come on baby, I'm good to live, who knows who uses! ”

Li Fatzi's dead virtue made me angry, I kicked his big ass and scolded with a smile:

"Uncle, you said you dead fat man, can you be more angry? Okay, you can pose with me, see if I don't take a picture of your honorable face, and then send it to your girlfriend Xiaohong. ”

As I spoke, I took out my mobile phone from my tracksuit pants, scratched my head and posed at Li Fat, and took several photos in a row.

When Fat Li saw that I was coming, he was immediately anxious, and hurriedly waved his hand and said to him:

"Eh, Xiaohui, are we brothers? You can't kill you if you're joking! Hurry up, delete the photo, let Xiaohong see me and die! Delete it, please, Brother Hui. ”

I didn't say yes or no to Fat Li's request, I just shook my phone, pointed to the pancake stand outside the window, and finally raised my chin at him.

Li Fatzi understood, gritted his back molars and said, "Okay, I'll buy it for you!" ”

After saying that, Li Fatzi pushed open the door and was about to go out to buy pancakes, but as soon as he stepped out of one leg, I stopped him.

"Fatty, wait! You tell the lady who is selling pancakes, add a sausage to me, add an egg, add a spicy strip, add a thin crispy, add a ......"

Before I finished speaking, Fat Li's eyes were red, and he interrupted through gritted teeth:

"Damn, okay, are you finished? Uncle, why don't you just add me to it! ”

"Virtue! A broken pancake, can Lao Tzu still give you a bankrupt meal? Hurry up, sloppy. ”

"Fuck your uncle, I still have to save money......"

"Okay, okay, save money to marry a daughter-in-law! Okay, you go quickly, the chengguan will come in a while. ”

Fat Li choked on a mouthful of saliva that I snatched white, and even coughed and scolded the street when I went out.

After 5 minutes, I was looking at the day's class notes when I suddenly heard someone knocking on the door of the duty room.

I couldn't help but be curious, because the door was hidden, and I came in as soon as I pushed it from the outside, and since I knocked on the door, I was definitely not an acquaintance.

But if it's a stranger, in the middle of the night, who will have nothing to do when they are full, and come to our security office duty room that is only responsible for answering the leader's call?

But after thinking about it, could it be that Fat Li was unwilling to be blackmailed by me, and then held back some bad intentions and wanted to trick me into playing pranks after opening the door?

Don't say it, with Fat Li's fucking character, he can definitely do this kind of lack of morality!

Didn't he wipe shit on the doorknob last time? As a result, Xiao Li, the security team, was full of hands, and in the end, people carried batons and chased him all over the yard!

Thinking of this, I was angry from my heart, and evil was born to the guts, and I immediately made the decision to fight back!

I took out a mask from the drawer, and after opening the package, I applied a few red fountain pen water to the mask, then pasted the mask on my face, and found a black raincoat to put on my body.

When I was ready, I took a picture in front of the dressing mirror.

Well, at this time, I was standing in a black robe, and then a white miserable face leaked out, and there were a few hideous red blood stains on my face......

On this big night, with my appearance, I can be scared when I look at myself.

I forced a smile and walked softly to the door, and as I opened it, I quietly hid behind the open door.

After a few seconds, I heard a light footstep into the house.

I snickered in my heart: this dead fat man, still walking on tiptoe, looks like he is not at ease! Wait, see if Lao Tzu doesn't scare you to death!

I took a deep breath and rushed out from behind the door with a scream.

However, the next second I rushed out, when I saw clearly who was coming, my heart was cold.