Chapter 3: I don't know why
Looking at Miss Dong who fell to the ground and fell unconscious, I wanted to cry without tears.
I never expected that it would be her who entered the house just now.
I'm stupid enough to say that I don't know who is coming, so I dress up like this and rush out to scare my teaching assistant.
The most outrageous thing is that I obviously heard the other party's light footsteps, but I mistakenly thought it was Li Fatzi walking in on tiptoe.
I don't want to think about it, with Li Fatzi's height of more than one meter and eight meters, and his weight of 260 pounds (he claims that the scale is actually 260), don't say that he is tiptoeing, he just walks in with his index finger upside down, and it has to be boom... Booming bang.
Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive.
Just when I was annoyed, Fat Li came back with two pancake fruits.
When he entered the house, he was first startled by my appearance, and after scolding a series of "fuck" in his mouth, he realized that the ghost-like guy in front of him was me, and at the same time saw Miss Dong who was unconscious.
"Damn, little gray ash, I've only been out for so long, why did you become a demon on a rainy night? Also, you made Miss Dong like this, what do you kid want to do? ”
"Fuck your uncle, rain your sister's pervert? I thought it was you who entered the house just now, who knew that Miss Dong was stunned. ”
", what do you want to do to me?"
"Get out!"
After scolding "get out", I was so angry that I didn't pay attention to Li Chubby, a heartless guy. I carried Ms. Dong to the sofa and unbuttoned the three buttons from the collar of her shirt to her chest.
When Li Fatpang saw me unbuttoning Miss Dong, he hurriedly pulled me behind him, and said worriedly:
"Little Gray Ash, I know, three years in the army sow race sable. But if you're in a hurry, you can't do this, right? Not worth it! Here, this is for you, and it will solve all your problems right now. ”
Fat Li said, handing me a small card.
I was confused by Fat Li, but when I saw the small card he handed me clearly, I almost fainted with anger.
This damn fat man, you can buy pancakes well, why do you pick up all kinds of messy things?
Look at the broken thing he picked up, the size of an old-fashioned train ticket, with a big beauty in extremely economical cloth printed on it, and a line of "XXX door-to-door service" written at the bottom.
Isn't this just a small advertisement for a special industry! What does Fat Li mean by giving me this thing? Uncle, what did he take me for?
"What do you think of a dead fat man? I unbuttoned Miss Dong's shirt because I was afraid that she would not be able to breathe smoothly after she fell unconscious. ”
"Huh?"
"Ahh
As we spoke, Miss Dong snorted softly, and then slowly opened her eyes.
When Miss Dong woke up, she first touched the collar of her shirt, then looked at me, and finally looked at the small card in my hand.
Miss Dong was very puzzled at first, but when she saw the contents of the card in my hand, a pair of beautiful eyes instantly opened the boss, and then her small mouth opened slightly to say something, and finally she wanted to say something.
Seeing that I was misunderstood by Miss Dong, I hurriedly threw the small card in my hand on the ground and stammered to explain:
Dong ...... Miss Dong, Ah Bu...... Teacher Dong, don't get me wrong, I unbuttoned your clothes because I was afraid that you wouldn't be able to breathe well. And also...... That little card isn't mine, I'm not that kind of person...... Fat Lee, you ...... Help ......"
I was very laborious, and the more I talked, the more I stammered. But when I turned my head to look at Fat Li and wanted him to help me say a few words, Fat Li shrank his neck in fright and said first:
"Teacher Dong, this little card is not mine either! My name is Li Xiaoqiang, and I am a well-known and good student in the second year of our finance department, and I was on the news of our school newspaper last year. ”
Miss Dong thought about it when she heard this, nodded again, and said:
"Well, yes, I remember you. Li Xiaoqiang, the student who picked up money last year. Speaking of which, I wrote the press release last year. ”
When Fat Li heard that Miss Dong knew him, he breathed a sigh of relief, and said:
"Teacher Dong, you know my personality, I, Li Xiaoqiang, am definitely not a person who is willing to fall."
Miss Dong glanced at Fat Li, and said "um" in response, and then looked at me again, with a joke of "the police arresting prostitutes" in her eyes.
When Miss Dong looked at her, my face was flushed, and I couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
In a hurry, I wanted to explain, but the more anxious I was, the worse I stammered, and as a result, I "Dong...... Supervise...... Dong "For a long time, he didn't even finish a complete sentence of Teacher Dong.
After a while, Miss Dong sighed lightly and said:
"Okay, Wei Chihui, you don't have to explain it to me, and there's no need for it. You're busy, I'll go first. ”
With that, Miss Dong stood up, buttoned her shirt, and walked out of the duty room with a little disappointment, and finally disappeared into the night at a trot.
Looking at the direction in which Miss Dong left, recalling her words when she left, I stood there stunned.
And just when I was thinking about whether to chase her out, and then tell her something, the fat man Li next to me said with a lewd face:
"Hey, beige, lace, it's so big, it has to be at least a size 36F."
I glanced at Li Fatzi angrily and scolded him: "You are such a bastard!" ”
But as soon as these words came out, I suddenly remembered the grief-stricken scene of Miss Dong before:
"Bastard, there is not a good thing for men! It's all liars, big liars through and through......"
For some reason, I chuckled in my heart, and then I was inexplicably worried about Miss Dong.
She's in a bad mood, and she was inadvertently offended by me just now, she won't think about it, and then do something stupid, right?
The more I thought about it, the more worried I became, so I opened the door and chased out in the direction that Miss Dong had left.
By this time, it was the middle of the night, and most of the street lights on campus had been turned off. Because the light was very dim, I chased after me in a hurry, and I didn't pay attention to the one under my feet, and fell on my heel with a plop.
The fall was very porcelain, and the knee was hot and slimy, and it felt as if it had broken and bled again.
I was so anxious that I didn't bother to check the knee injury, so I got up with a bone, endured the pain, and limped out again.
After chasing for a short distance, I saw a slender figure running over, and then stretched out a cold and soft hand and held it in the crook of my arm.
Taking a closer look through the moonlight, the person who helped me was actually Miss Dong.
"Yu Chihui, what are you running around blindly at night, is there something wrong with the school?"
"Teacher Dong, there is no ...... Nothing happened to the school. ”
"And what are you running for?"
"That...... I see that you were in a bad mood before, and you were worried about you, so I came and took a look. ”
Miss Dong was stunned when she heard this, and looked at me with a pair of beautiful big eyes for a while, and suddenly covered her mouth and said with a smile:
"Hehe, why do you care so much about me? Could it be that what are your intentions? ”
"No, I ...... What do I mean? You...... You're not my teaching assistant, heaven and earth...... Gentleman, shouldn't I respect my teacher...... Yes. ”
I don't know why, I usually speak crunchy, but when I face Miss Dong today, I always stutter and even blush. It felt as if I had done something bad to her, and then I felt weak again.
Is it a bad thing?
But apart from the fact that I had just stunned her and unbuttoned her shirt, I didn't do anything to anyone.
This is at most an apology and then a clear statement, am I so weak-hearted?
Do I have a ...... for her?
Just as I was thinking about it, I suddenly heard a cat-like voice in the woods not far away, and the whispers of a man and a woman.
"You tap, there seems to be someone nearby."
"It's okay, it's also a couple over there, and it's a female teacher and a student, haha, it's avant-garde enough."
"Huh? Teachers...... Eh, you hate it. ”
I'm stupid! Khan, where did this field army squad come from, why didn't they sleep in the middle of the night, and they went to the grove to conduct live-fire exercises?
Miss Dong also seemed to hear the voice of the field army squad, because I clearly felt that her little hand holding my arm trembled, and then squeezed it tighter.