Lao Fan's extremely knowledgeable and slightly girlish appearance made me laugh.

The heart said that this old boy is twenty-five, how can he still fall into such a big puddle? Did he live all his years to be a dog?

Seeing that I just smiled and didn't speak, Lao Fan asked again:

"Don't just laugh, Xiaohui, you can talk about it! Who is the best of you special forces or fighters? ”

I pretended to be deep and muttered for a long time, and then said with a solemn expression:

"I think your second uncle is the best!"

"Huh? My second uncle...... The most powerful? ”

"Of course, as long as he has one look, whether it is a special soldier or a combat athlete, he will immediately fall to the ground."

"Damn!"

After chatting with Lao Fan for a while, I was so sleepy that I yawned and looked at the time on my phone, it was almost seven o'clock in the morning.

I sighed. Fortunately, today is Saturday, and I have neither classes nor classes, otherwise I wouldn't have slept at this point, and I would have been delayed.

Said to Lao Fan: "I'm too sleepy, sleep." "I'm going to bed.

At this time, Lu Xiaoshuai pushed the door and came back, and he was still carrying two breakfasts in his hands.

After Lu Xiaoshuai entered the house, he put the breakfast on the table, saying that it was bought for me and Lao Fan, and there were soy milk, fried oil cakes, and refreshing side dishes in it, so that we could eat it while it was hot.

Lao Fan smiled, picked up the breakfast and started eating, and the food was so fragrant that he didn't even brush his uncle's teeth.

He is not ashamed and takes advantage of it enough, but I can't, especially since I scolded Lu Xiaoshuai just now, which makes me even more embarrassed now.

I glanced at breakfast, and then at Lu Xiaoshuai with a smile on his face, and I said sorry to him, I was too impulsive to talk just now.

Seeing this, Lu Xiaoshuai hurriedly apologized to me again, saying that he was not particular about it and threw dirty things under the bed.

Then I apologized to him, and he apologized to me, and we both had a good time.

Lao Fan saw the two of us like this, and scolded: "Two hundred and five, what are you doing with all this effort, isn't it over with a drink?" And then I got along.

After breakfast, I was so sleepy that I didn't pack my things, so I took off my clothes and covered myself with a blanket and went to sleep.

However, what I didn't expect was that I slept this night, and I actually made a moth.

I was sleeping soundly, as if I was still having a very sweet dream, and in a daze, I felt someone twist my ear.

At first, I didn't pay much attention to it, thinking it was a guy in the dormitory who was joking with me. I muttered a word of silence, then rolled over and went back to sleep.

But just as I was about to fall asleep, someone twisted my ear again, and it used a lot of force.

I'm so angry this time! Who's this? It's so easy for me to have a sweet dream, isn't this all for me?

I was so sleepy that I didn't open my eyes, I fumbled the blanket on my body into a ball, and then threw it in the direction of the top of my head, and cursed in my mouth: Get out!

As soon as I said "get out", I heard a woman's scream next to my ear, and then the woman shouted: hooligan, stinky hooligan!

I woke up in a flash, and hurriedly opened my eyes to look, only to find that Miss Dong was standing at the head of my bed, and she was covering her face with her little hands, and then secretly looked at me through her fingers?

Seeing her like this, I couldn't help but be curious, and my heart said what she meant by this?

I've heard of seeing people in the cracks of the door, and it's the first time I've seen people in the cracks of my fingers, do you want to flatten me?

I was thinking about these things when suddenly a breeze blew in from the window, which was cool and cool, making me feel so comfortable that I subconsciously stretched.

However, the moment I raised my arms and stretched my legs, I found myself sad.

Because it was too hot and there was no air conditioning in the dormitory, I was left with a pair of shorts before I went to bed.

What's even more tragic is that because of the cigarette dream just now, I was still in the state of "raising the national flag" at this time.

I'm a god, in front of a girl's face, can we still be embarrassed?

Frightened and embarrassed, I hurriedly bowed my body into a large prawn, and then blocked it with one hand, and grabbed the blanket on the ground with the other.

However, I reached out to the ground a few times, only to find myself in vain. Uncle, I threw it too far just now, and now I can't reach it at all......

Seeing this, Miss Dong first glanced at her head shyly, then slowly squatted down, picked up the blanket on the ground, and gently threw it on the bed.

I took the blanket, covered myself tightly, and said to Miss Dong, who was glancing at me embarrassedly:

"Oh my eldest miss, why did you suddenly come here?"

When Miss Dong heard this, she turned her head and snorted lightly, and said unhappily:

"Why can't I come? I am a teaching assistant teacher in class 15-3 of your finance department, and it is my duty to check the bed. Also, the school has repeatedly ordered students not to sleep naked, why do you sleep without clothes? ”

"I ...... I...... I didn't sleep naked, okay? I'm wearing it, I'm wearing ......"

Halfway through stammering, I suddenly felt that this was wrong, and you would go to bed if you were going to bed?

I glanced at Miss Dong and retorted:

"Miss Dong, isn't the dormitory check by the instructor and the dormitory teacher? The school is not uniformly organized, what are you doing as a teaching assistant? ”

When Miss Dong heard me say this, her face turned red.

Embarrassed, she stomped on the high heels on her feet, gritted her teeth and said angrily:

"I'll check, I'll check! Yu Chihui, do you think I can go to bed? ”

Seeing that Miss Dong was annoyed and angry, I slapped my head and said that I was wrong, and I was stupid to reason with a woman.

I don't want to think about it, are women reasonable creatures?

From the Cretaceous era, they were the most unreasonable, and they were the largest and most ferocious.

Uh, no, that's called a female. However, the female Tyrannosaurus rex is indeed more than the male Tyrannosaurus rex......

Phew, what am I thinking?

But then again, we boys are miserable enough to have no human rights in school.

Let's take the matter of checking, for example.

The girls' dormitory is basically a place where it is insulated from male creatures.

As long as the chromosome is XY, not to mention going to the bed, even if you usually get closer, you will be driven away by the school staff.

But the situation in the boys' dormitory is very different.

Female teachers and even female students, who can check the men's dormitory organized by the school; The instructor and dormitory teacher can come to the boys' dormitory anytime and anywhere to check the bedroom, and they don't even need to knock on the door.

Name: Surprise inspection.

You know, the instructor and the dormitory teacher are not all men.

In particular, most of the dormitory teachers are middle-aged women from the logistics office.

The most outrageous thing is that these old ladies, Ah No, are middle-aged women! (Respect, respect!) ）

If they unfortunately see some scenes that they shouldn't see in the process of "surprise inspection", the responsibility is never on her, let alone disrespectful to this statement.

Just imagine, if this kind of thing happened in the girls' dormitory, and then it was the male teacher or the male dormitory manager who broke in, what would be the consequences?

It is estimated that even if he is not directly transferred to the public security organs, the school will have to expel him from the education team.

The same students, the same young people, the difference is so big!

What is it called, sexist?

And the most unacceptable thing is that the school will punish our male classmates afterwards.

Name: Life is disorderly.

But your uncle doesn't install air conditioning, how do you let us check it? Do you want to cover up a hot prickly heat and go to the check?

Whenever I think of these unfair treatments, we, the male classmates, are really silent and tearful, and there is a camel bell in our ears.

Just when I was speechless and choked, I saw Miss Dong cough lightly twice and said to me:

"Little Ash, you hurry up and get dressed, and go out with me in a while."