Chapter 951: I Met an Old Woman Again (Part I)

On the barrage, Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "No problem, you apprentice, do you want to pay for apprenticeship, like this, I won't charge much, 188 will be OK." ”

Day...

You're a shit, and you just said that you don't know how to spend your money, and now you have to collect money.

When the audience heard this, they scolded in their hearts, this guy was worried about too much money a minute ago, and now he is talking about collecting money.

"Didn't you say that it's annoying to have too much money, and you dislike it for having too much money, so why do you have to charge it?"

"That's it, I don't like too much money, why do you charge for it, it's just free."

"Agree, insist on being free, and disagree to charge for it."

"Plus 1."

“+10086。”

Lin Fan spread his hands: "I'm annoyed with too much money, but I don't like too much money, who would dislike having too much money." ”

Forehead............ The audience was speechless, this was simply biting the words and didn't want to respond to him, and the previous apprenticeship was just a joke.

Although I already understand why Lin Fan is such a straight man and can still be liked by a girl, I also know that if you dare to be like him, you will definitely be single for a lifetime.

This is like him, and there are several other indispensable things, such as game pickle girls, indispensable technology, strong skills are required, one to four, so that the girl can change her impression of herself.

In addition, there are also people who will be as angry as Lin Fan, and in real life, what are the aspects, all of which are almost indispensable.

In the same way, only Lin Fan himself can do all this, as for the others, it is almost impossible.

also understood this, so the audience didn't pay attention to Lin Fan's apprenticeship to collect money, but chatted around.

Seeing that the people who were going to apprentice were gone, Lin Fan felt a pity in his heart, so he didn't care anymore, and continued to play the game, finishing the game in his hand.

In this game, Lin Fan played for more than half an hour, and ended the game after killing the last team and successfully eating chicken.

Sister No. 3 was very happy about the success of eating chicken, and said excitedly: "Hahaha, eat chicken, Brother Fan, you are really good, you can't fight anyone." ”

For these compliments, Lin Fan had already heard too much, so he didn't say anything, clicked to quit the game, and then turned his head to look, and found that Madrid didn't know when he would come back, and sat down beside him.

"Didn't you go shopping, why did you come back so soon?"

Madrid had a sad face: "Don't mention it, everything that is beautiful has a boyfriend next to the, and after eating a bunch of dog food, I want to vomit, and I want to vomit, this is just a matter of it, this is not a couple's together, there is no one who is beautiful, one is uglier than the other, and he sells batches." ”

"If a girl hears your words, she will definitely scold you, big pig's trotters." The corners of Lin Fan's mouth twitched, he didn't understand that he went out shopping to see his sister.

"Sex is also, if a man is not sexy, then he is still a man, and women are not all the same, they don't look at handsome guys the same, men and women are big pigs' trotters, there is no difference." Madrid shrugged and looked indifferent.

"6666, what the car god said is too chicken."

"There's nothing wrong with it, the car god."

"That's right, both men and women are big pigs' trotters, men like to be beautiful, and women like to be handsome or rich."

"Yes, it's all the same."

Lin Fan returned to the game hall, but he didn't start the game, but said: "I don't really want to play in the fourth row, I'd rather play the fourth row alone, it's too easy to encounter problems with people in the fourth row, like the top handle, damn this number two, I'm going to vomit." ”

The audience said they didn't mind, anyway, watching him play four rows, he also wanted to meet by chance, or other aspects, but he also felt the same way, although he was not in it, but he was also a little disgusted by the two men.

"I'll play double row! I have to play tomorrow, four rows of singles, a bit of energy, two rows are good, you can play at will. Lin Fan thought about it for a while, chose the double-row mode, and then clicked to open.

I also saw where Madrid was eating snacks and didn't mean to fight, so I simply didn't ask.

Madrid really didn't want to fight, and he was already depressed in his heart, and wanted to watch Lin Fan slaughter ordinary players to heal his stomach that was propped up by dog food.

As soon as he entered the game, his teammates didn't speak, Lin Fan asked a few times, but he didn't see his teammates talking, so he chatted with his teammates while playing.

Playing double rows, Lin Fan is naturally easier than playing four rows, after all, there are two in a team, unlike double rows, there are all kinds of things to consider.

Played six in a row, there were four chicken-eaters, did not meet the immortals, the other two had one that the boxing ring could not play, and the last one was in the finals, was knocked down by the enemy AWM with a headshot, although it was pulled up by a teammate, but was rushed over by a person to stick to the face, in the case of not much blood, did not the other party, was beaten into a box.

However, the six have one thing in common, that is, their teammates don't speak, and every time Lin Fan asks, he doesn't see an answer.

After playing the sixth, Lin Fan returned to the hall, looked at the time, and said while clicking on the game: "That, it's a little late, it's almost half past nine, and when it hits half past ten, eleven o'clock, I will go off the air, and I will play tomorrow." ”

“1111。”

“1”

“11111。”

The audience all deducted 1 on the public screen, and they all had no opinion on this broadcast, and at the same time silently cheered for him, wishing him a victory tomorrow and winning the championship.

The game started, entering the quality square, Lin Fan looked at the countdown for half a minute, and pressed T and said, "Brother, do you hear it, are you there." After finishing speaking, he followed the audience and said: "This must be a teammate who doesn't open the microphone, if it's wrong, I'll send a red envelope to everyone." ”

At the same time, there is a female anchor who looks like a royal sister in a certain live broadcast platform of Douyu, who is talking with a worried face.

"Ahhh

And the barrage in her live broadcast room, one by one, seems to say that a thirty-year-old person can be her brother.

"Old woman, you still want to meet your little brother and dream."

"It turns out that the game matches people by age, and they match people who are the same age as older women."

"It's a match for your age, old woman."

"Old woman, don't think about meeting a little brother, it's normal for you to meet an uncle."

At the same time, the female anchor who is called the old woman has a nice male voice from the earphones.

"Brother, do you hear me, are you there?"

This beautiful voice made the female anchor's eyes light up, and she even sat up straight, coughed lightly and pressed T, lowered her voice, and replied in a dignified whisper: "I'm here, hello little brother." ”