After pressing T, the female anchor let go of the hand that was pressing T, and followed her audience with a slight joy: "This voice is so good, it must be a little brother." ”

The audience in her live broadcast room sang opposite to her.

"If you think too much, you must be over thirty and under forty."

"The old woman is shameless, and she wants the old cow to eat tender grass every day."

"Thinking too much about the old woman, this is definitely not a little brother."

"It's impossible for a little brother to exist, an uncle has it, love or not, don't pull it down."

In another live broadcast room of Douyu, not long after Lin Fan finished speaking, he was stunned when he heard the voice of his No. 2 teammate.

No way? Six times in a row, no teammates opened the microphone, and as soon as the labor and management finished speaking, TMD came over and slapped me in the face?

Damn, TMD Blue Hole, this turtle son, is really a brute.

"Slap in the face, right? Hahahaha. ”

"Teammates spoke, red envelopes, red envelopes."

"Hahaha, I like to slap my face, so I asked you if it hurts?"

"I told you not to be handsome, you were slapped in the face, right? Deserve. ”

"Hahaha, I'm laughing at my father."

"But speaking of which, this is a female voice, Brother Fan has met a girl again."

"TMD, I met a girl twice in this seven-handed, and I can't meet a girl in a hundred."

"I'm not the same, damn, I'm not single, shouldn't I meet a girl?"

"Why, he can meet so many girls, but we don't, mom sells batches."

The promises made by men must be fulfilled, Lin Fan, as a man, naturally would not say that he would not do it, and said with a deep sigh: "I have always said that I will do it, if it is like this, then give a red envelope." ”

"Put it this way! I'll take out a hundred yuan to give out red envelopes to everyone, which is too few people and it's not interesting, so let's draw out a hundred viewers. ”

"I'm not mistaken, 100 yuan divided by 100 is equal to 1, and all viewers who win the lottery will get a red envelope of one dollar from me."

Take out a hundred yuan to give out a red envelope????

The audience suspected that they had heard it wrong, but after hearing Lin Fan say that a hundred people would be drawn out to give each of them a red envelope, they knew that they had heard it correctly, so they all typed and scolded.

"Just take out a hundred? I'll lose your mother. ”

"If you are separated from your lungs, I will take out a hundred yuan."

"Take out a hundred yuan to send a red envelope and throw it at your mother."

"Can you pick some more?"

"Xiao Cang's poem is really good, it really describes you, it's really cute, it's even more tough than that."

"A hundred dollars, you say it."

"Excuse me? Are you embarrassed to send a hundred red envelopes? ”

"Brother Fan, tell me honestly if you belong to Pixiu?"

"Just take a hundred yuan to give out a red envelope, this is like a Pixiu, there is no entry and no exit."

For the sake of convenience, it will not be blocked, and most people scold Lin Fan with barrage of barrage scolding in Cantonese on the Internet.

Although I like him very much, I don't want to complain anymore when I hear him this, I've seen it, I've never seen it like this, it's just a living Pixiu.

scolded on the barrage, Lin Fan pretended not to see it, and continued to talk about the lottery: "This lottery is like this, everyone sends the barrage, Lin Fan, Lin Fan, you are so handsome, and then the house manager is responsible for taking screenshots, and whoever takes a screenshot will win the lottery." ”

"Okay, the lottery begins, and everyone sends a barrage."

The audience left the keyboard and mouse with both hands, looked at the live broadcast room, and thought to themselves.

Damn, send a red envelope for a dollar, and I still want Lao Tzu to say that you are handsome, you can't help but think too much, right?

Smoke Nima coins, if I smoke, Lao Tzu will not be a man.

Do you have a lot of money, and you want me to say that you are handsome, do you think too much?

Waiting for twenty seconds, seeing the barrage, Lin Fan said: "Everyone doesn't have to care about me so much, it's just that I don't smoke for ten days, it's nothing." ”

I care about your sister, your uncle, and your ancestors for eighteen generations.

When all the audience heard this, they scolded in their hearts, scolding Lin Fan's ancestors for eighteen generations.

"Damn, are you still shameless?"

"Can you be shameless?"

"You can't pick up your face if you throw it in the Pacific Ocean, will you?"

"I made a fuss to your uncle, can you be a little thicker?"

At the same time, the female anchor matched by Lin Fan saw that Lin Fan hadn't replied for so long, and couldn't understand what the situation was, so she pressed T and asked: "Little brother, little brother, are you still there?" ”

"I'm here, I'm here." Lin Fan originally planned to reply to the audience and say, "Okay! But when I heard my teammate's voice answer by pressing T, after answering, I frowned: "No, this voice is a little familiar, who is coming, it seems to be an old woman." ”

Saying the three words of the old woman, Lin Fan became more and more sure of her, and followed the audience and said: "Brothers, I feel that I have met an old woman again, please trouble, help me go over to meow at a glance, meow will come back to tell me at a glance, remember, don't go and say that you met me." ”

Hearing the old woman, the audience didn't know that it was a stupid girl, their eyes lit up, and they said a word in their hearts for Lin Fan's reminder, telling her that it wasn't a show to watch, so the fool said it.

All the audience seemed to have forgotten what had happened before, jumped to the girl's room to take a look, and after seeing the name inside, they ran back to Lin Fan's live broadcast room.

"Brother Fan, that's right, it's an old woman like a stupid girl."

"It's an old woman, it's an old woman."

"Fuck it, Brother Fan, you hang up! It's okay to meet a girl.,It's also when you meet an anchor.。 ”

"You must be hanging, I'm going to report it."

"Report it, report it, and I'll report it."

"Add me one, this guy opened the Yumei hanging."

"Wait, report your mom and ask him to hang up, wouldn't it be better."

"Oh, it's better to share it."

"Brother Fan, slip a little, hang up my sister, or I'll report you for hanging,"

"Similarly, quickly tell me where Yu Mei downloaded it, otherwise I will report it."

"Me too, let's tell me where I bought it."

"Say it quickly, I'm actually going to you chrysanthemum."

Lin Fan on the barrage saw it, and saw that it was just like he guessed, hehe smiled, as for what the audience said about Yu Meihang, he ignored it directly, and pressed T and said: "Little sister, I'm sorry, I just forgot that the microphone wasn't opened, and I can't reply I'm sorry." ”

Seeing him like this, the audience didn't know that this was impossible, so they scolded him in their hearts for being "stingy" and then went to the silly girl live broadcast room to see.

It's all for sure, wait a minute, the silly girl's expression must be extremely rich, but I don't want to let go of seeing her expression.

On the other hand, the silly girl saw that the popularity of her live broadcast room suddenly rose from one million to more than 10 million, and she was directly stunned for a moment, not knowing what the situation was, and after hearing Lin Fan's words, she smiled a little obscenely and said to her audience: "This must be a little brother, look at how honest and simple you are, how like you, duplicity, lying every day." ”