The day before the final exam in microeconomics, I specially asked for Xia Zifeng's QQ number so that I could harass me at any time outside office hours.

"You know, I'm not responsible for opening a small stove for you." He handed over a note with a QQ number written on it and looked at me indifferently.

"I know, I know, but you're a good person, for the sake of me liking you for so long, help me."

"You liked me for so long, what does it have to do with me?"

"There is no merit, there is hard work."

"You should say this to the micro teacher, and see if he is willing to give you A for your hard work."

"It's not up to you to judge the papers," I squeezed my eyes, "If you don't give me a high score, I'll sue you for accepting bribes and threatening me to cook for you with your grades." ”

"It's all in your stomach, where are you going to find evidence?"

"I have your fingerprints on my lunch box and water bottle."

"You'd better read less suspense novels! Song Jiaqi, I solemnly warn you, you are not allowed to choose me as a teaching assistant in the future, I have had enough of you. ”

"You think I'm willing, I can't chase you openly."

"You still think you're not upright enough," Xia Zifeng pointed behind me, "The next time you come in, you might as well close the door, for fear that the whole building won't see you here, right?" ”

"Hey, isn't that a complete thief? If you have no evil thoughts in your heart, what door will you close? ”

"......" Xia Zifeng was stunned for a moment, and held back a sentence, "It's also ......"

By about 11 o'clock in the evening, I was still swimming in the sea of microscopic questions, and Xia Zifeng looked for me on Q first.

Zifeng: Song Jiaqi, I'm going to sleep

Me: I'm not sleepy yet, you don't have to wait for me, go to bed first

Azusa Kaede: ......

Me: What, you want to stay up late with me?

Zifeng: Are you okay with it?

Me: Oh, you mean microscopic?

Zifeng: Let me test you, what is the middle voter theory?

Me: Hey, why is your English name Lucas, the same name as Cecilia Cheung's son, on purpose, right?

Zifeng: When I took this name, Cecilia Cheung was still single! When I was in middle school, I especially liked to watch Star Wars, and I watched it countless times, when the foreign teacher asked me to report the English name, I remembered George Lucas, the director of the Star Wars series, and blurted out a Lucas.

Me: That's supposed to be George, how do you call Lucas?

Zifeng: You don't talk nonsense, do this question

After saying that, he sent a multiple-choice question.

You came and went to me on QQ for more than an hour, and I didn't ask a single question myself, but I was asked by Xia Zifeng to flip through the book and check my homework, and reviewed a lot of knowledge that I didn't realize I didn't understand. Following the pace of the male god, the more I learned, the more energetic I became, not only did I not feel tired at all, but my face was also rippling with indescribable joy, not to mention that my admiration for Xia Zifeng was many more points.

Zifeng: Hey, I said Song Jiaqi, I don't think you like me at all now

I:??

Zifeng: You cook for me and make soup just to coax me to give you counseling, which assistant church is as dedicated as me, and accompanies you to drive the night train the night before the exam

Me: How can you trample on my love for you

Azusa Kaede: ......

Me: Do you think I'm an emotionless robot? Do you think that if I am poor, lowly, unbeautiful, and small, I have no soul and no heart? You're wrong, I have as many souls and as full hearts as you.

Zifeng: There is something wrong with this sentence, since there are so many souls, why don't I go to people who are not poor, not lowly, beautiful, and not small? It's not that you have a lot more souls than others......

Me: You don't chew on words

Zifeng: Since you've said this, I'll be tired of giving you a make-up lesson. You girls don't always think that if you are not beautiful or rich, you must have more feelings and souls than others. Dream less, it's like other people's excellent girls are empty shells!

Me: Hmph......

Zifeng: Life is not a romance drama, not all beautiful girls with good family backgrounds are snakes and scorpions, and all ordinary and inconspicuous girls have a kind heart......

Me: Cut, if God gives me a little beauty, a lot of money, I want you to be as hard to leave me, just as I am hard to leave you now.

Zifeng: That, Song Jane Ai, God needs to give you more than just a little beauty......

I:......

Zifeng: I advise you, you should read less books like "Jane Eyre", although it is a famous book, it is not good for girls like you who have unrealistic fantasies about reality.

I was about to fight back, but seeing that Xia Zifeng was impatient, he said, "If you have no problem, I went to sleep, and now I am barely holding my upper eyelids with a pen." ”

Me: What do you do when you're not studying?

Zifeng: Sleep

Me: Seriously, let's see if we have a common hobby!

Zifeng: What if there is?

Me: We can play together!

Zifeng: Go to sleep and have good luck tomorrow!

Me: You too!

Zifeng: Well, I'm invigilating, I hope I can catch two cheaters!

I:......

That night, I tossed and turned, didn't sleep all night, and my brain made up Xia Zifeng's hair messily, playing ha, and I was sleepy and alive and helped me review, it must be stupid and cute, ha.