The final exams slowly ended in the harsh winter of December, and the three of us girls got together every day to study at night, and finally got good grades. Among them, Xiangxiang has the greatest credit, because she has the best English but the easiest schoolwork, she doesn't have to be on duty like me, and she doesn't have to date like Xiaoyu, so she took on the responsibility of helping me and Xiaoyu revise the paper. Although we chose different courses, she learned how to change her thesis, solve mathematics, draw oil paintings, and make up copywriting, which made me want to lift her whole person upside down and pour half of her knowledge to me.

On Christmas Day, the restaurant was basically closed, and the three of us had hot pot in Xiangxiang and Xiaoyu's dormitory, and they shared a room. We were all devastated by the end of the term, we hadn't had a decent meal in a long time, and we would go to the cafeteria every day to pull pasta into our mouths and nibble on books. Now I can finally bring back all kinds of meat and vegetables from the supermarket and add hot pot ingredients, eating hot pot and talking about the mountains.

"What are you going to do for the winter vacation?" I asked.

Yu Xiaoyu replied seriously, "I'm mainly going to lose weight." ”

"Lose weight for love?"

Before Xiaoyu could answer, Xiangxiang smiled evilly and said, "Don't be in vain, the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse!"

Xiaoyu kicked Xiangxiang hard, and she screamed in pain.

“…… In other words, the Chinese student union is recruiting programs for the Spring Festival Gala, should we try it? ”

"On behalf of overseas travelers, the office of the Chinese Students and Scholars Association in Brown greets the people of the whole country!" I instantly heard in my head the New Year's overture of the CCTV Spring Festival Gala every year, and I couldn't stop.

"I'm not talking about CCTV, it's our student union!"

Xiangxiang shook his head, "I don't have the heart to act in a show now." Kiki, you've been studying literature about murder for a semester, is there any good way to recommend killing people without seeing blood? I'd like to take advantage of the winter break to look into it. ”

I was stunned, "Who do you want to kill?" ”

"Who else can there be, Shang Xiaoyu."

I smiled wryly, "It's a very happy day, why mention him!" It's not easy to find a way to kill, "Detective Conan" has hundreds of episodes, one episode at a time, and you can pick one episode to learn. ”

Xiangxiang shook his head, "Conan's method is too unrealistic, like that bandage weirdo, I want to have that technique, I can make a lot of money on the Spring Festival Gala by changing a magic trick, why do you still kill people." ”

"So you're killing people to make a lot of money?"

I thought for a moment, "...... Do you have an initial idea? There are many kinds of homicide, murder in a closed room, murder in an isolated island, murder from the outside world, homicide with alibi, murder with blame, ......"

"You are professional, it is easy to kill, the key is how to kill without being discovered!" Xiangxiang held chopsticks in one hand to pull the meat slices in the bowl, and supported his cheeks with the other, his expression was actually very serious.

I pushed her, "The more I talk about it, the more true it becomes!" Xiangxiang, you are so terrible, you look so thin and tender, you have a smile on your face in front of you, and a knife behind your back! ”

"The easiest way is for a few of us to cook the corpses and eat them!" Xiao Yu muttered with a konjac knot in his mouth, "Just like now, in fact, we are also eating sheep and fish that others have killed." ”

Xiangxiang and I both had a disgusting look.

"In TV, we often play abandoning corpses in the wilderness, considering that we don't have a big SUV, and we don't have the strength to lift corpses, it's safer to use aqua regia."

"Chop it up and throw it away in a small packet?"

"The body is easy to manage, how to fix the skull? Especially so many homeless people picking up garbage in the United States, they have been found and their efforts have been wasted! ”

"No matter how you think about it, I think it's more reliable to disguise an alibi, even if the police find the body, isn't it okay to find the murderer?"

I really admire that we can talk about this kind of unconscionable topic without changing the color of a pot of food

"Then how do you kill it?"

"As long as you can disguise an alibi, there are many ways to kill, one shot, strangle, knock down the cabinet and stone to death, poison, push down the stairs and fall to death, and a little bit of luck, such as putting the brake fluid of his car clean, so that he can't stop the car when he goes out and dies...... However, it is easy to cause accidental injuries and damage to people's character. "Little fish has a lot of ideas.

"I've decided to kill people, and I've already put my character out of the way!" I almost squirted.

"What you say is unreliable," Xiang Xiang frowned and shook his head, "He's a seven-foot man, what should he do if he resists?" It seems that it is most convenient to only poison it. ”

I suggested, "I just finished reading Lorna Barrett's novel, and it set fire to the whole house, and it was clean and ......."

Xiangxiang nodded, "I can't handle this alone, you two have to help me." ”

"You will definitely be arrested, you are looking for death by yourself and pulling the two of you back, I won't do it!" The little fish yelled.

"If this thing can't be solved, I'll kill you two and bury you!" Xiang Xiang raised his eyebrows.

"Actually, you don't necessarily get caught," I pondered, "Hey, Shang Xiaoyu is such a scumbag, isn't you the only girl who hates him?" ”

"You mean to call all the women he's played with?"

I nodded, "Well, it's like in Murder on the Orient Express." ”

"You said that the gang of murderers in Grandma's novel are also funny, and if you solve the detective in the morning, it will be over, and who will find the murderer in the future, then it is called cutting the grass and eradicating the roots. Leave him alive for dozens of books, and the future will be endless! Xiangxiang pouted.

"He's the hero, how can he write this book when he dies!"

"Alas, I say, you two are crooked," Xiao Yu said.

"So, if you join forces to kill Shang Xiaoyu, maybe in the end, the police uncle will see that you are pitiful and will not pursue it."

"I said Xiangxiang, you don't have to run away if you kill someone," Xiao Yu suggested, "Have you seen the American movie "Twelve Angry Men"? Of the 12 jury members, 11 were found guilty of the suspect, but one did not believe that he had killed someone, and the case was overturned because of that vote. You said that this place in the United States would rather let go of a thousand than kill one by mistake, and what is the escape if you kill someone? ”

"You mean, if I kill someone, pretend to be pitiful, and find a way to move a jury, won't I?"

"You can really do it, you are so beautiful and pitiful, I and Xiaoyu will forget it."

"Hey, it seems that the matter of killing Shang Xiaoyu can really be put on the agenda, you say, is it the easiest to poison him, but it is cheaper for him."

“…… Is he in the U.S. now? "I was a little surprised.

"He dumped me when he came to the United States."

"You said you are both in the United States, so there's no reason why you shouldn't be together?"

I also wondered if he just wouldn't get back together with me, but I didn't see him fall in love with someone else. So I wanted to kill him, take out his heart, and see what the hell was done. ”

I smiled, "Xiangxiang, you better leave Shang Xiaoyu to me to solve." ”

"You're going to help me kill him?"

"Nonono, I'll help you seduce him, hook up successfully, make him fall in love with me, and then get rid of him, make him feel painful, and then find out how good you are."

"How can someone who is willing to dump Xiangxiang fall in love with you?" The little fish laughed evilly.

“…… If you run into Xiaoyu, I'm afraid you'll fall in love with him. Xiangxiang held his head, as if he was drunk, "I think so, I used drugs to knock him out, and then held his hand and stabbed him in the heart with a knife, leaving the knife in his hand and pretending to commit suicide." In the end, he was stained with his blood and trembled on the wall, writing 'Xiangxiang, I'm sorry for you!' How about a scene where he commits suicide with guilt? ”

"The coroner said, 'Are you kidding me?' I squirted with the little fish.

"Do you two have someone you want to kill, how about we make a serial murder like the one in the movie?" The more Xiang Xiang spoke, the more excited he became, his eyes lit up, "Killing a few seemingly unrelated people together makes the police think that it is a random crime, but in fact, we have our own goals." ”

"Well, we can form a group, and it's called the 'Women's Murder Club'!" The little fish talked.

I poked her, "Get out, "Women's Murder Club" is about a group of women who solve crimes, not a group of murderous women!" After speaking, I sighed, "I used to want to kill Xia Ziyun, but now I can't, so no one needs to kill ...... for the time being" I thought of Xia Ziyun in my heart, and naturally smiled.

"Yo Yo Yo, your expression is so sweet, you won't like Oba, will you?" Xiaoyu asked.

I was just about to have a seizure when I heard my cell phone ring, and the three of us "killers" who were "ghostly" jumped up from their chairs in fright by the sudden ringtone. Alas, with our psychological quality, killing rats is not qualified.

I settled down, picked up the phone to take a look, and jumped up again, this time because I was happy, it was Xia Zifeng calling. I picked up the phone with a spring on my face, only to hear Xia Zifeng's impatient voice, "Song Jiaqi, is my three-hole clamp where you are?" ”

"Why is your clip ...... here?"

"Yesterday you came to my office to see your papers, did you mix up my clips with yours when you packed up your things and left?"

"Wait for me to see," I tugged at my bag, "what does it look like?" ”

"Blue."

"I don't have it, it's only mine in my bag," I opened it, "Oh no, what is this mess, it's not my clip......"

"You idiot, you didn't take a look before you took it, you took mine back and left your own to me. I'm going to an interview with an outside company.,People are here.,Tonight I said to take out something to prepare.,At a glance.,It's full of ghost drawings like courseware.,There's Justin in it.

Timberlake and Chung's photo, what's going on?"

"I like to look at handsome guys when I'm tired from class!"

"So how are you going to give me the clip?"

"What are you trying to do on Christmas?"

"Tomorrow won't be Christmas, and no company will have a holiday."

"Isn't there an electronic version?"

"Look at it, it's all handwritten notes!"

"Well, your words are so good."

"What now? There are a lot of important notes in it, and I already know that I have one for scanning. ”

"You can't blame me, you don't know if you have all the information to check before you leave?"

"......" Xia Zifeng was panting over there, looking quite angry.

I hurriedly said, "Where are you, I'll send it to you." ”

"Cambridge."

"Emma, this is a bit far, I don't have a UK visa, why don't I send it to you? Anyway, if you want to go to the UK, why don't you squeak! ”

There was a lament from the other side, "It's that Cambridge next to Boston, more than an hour's drive from our side." ”

"Oh, it's the city where Harvard is, you said it earlier. When you want it, I'll drive you there. ”

"The day after tomorrow, forget it, can you scan a copy and send it to me now?"

"It's Christmas, the copy shops are closed. I'll go to you tomorrow, and I happen to be visiting Harvard. Don't worry. ”

"Don't bother so much, you can take a picture of me with your phone in a while!"

"It's so thick to shoot the Year of the Monkey, and the pixel of the mobile phone is not high, so I can't shoot your small print. I'll send it to you tomorrow, don't bother! "I didn't wait for him to refuse, so I took the line first, and I was so happy in my heart, how could it be troublesome to go to him alone, I couldn't ask for it.