Ch3. I don't know (1)
"I'm going to open a breakfast shop in the school!" Xiaoyu straightened up like a corpse, startling me and Xiangxiang.
We were reading a book at the AuBonPain fast food restaurant near the school. To be exact, Xiangxiang and I are reading, and the fish are eating. She was slowly fiddling with a bagel of thick cheese, not as neat as she had eaten the pancakes.
"I don't understand, what's so delicious about this bagel that Americans eat so deliciously."
"I don't say it's delicious, but my teeth are honest, and I chew it all the time," I smiled.
"Alas, why isn't there a decent Chinese food on campus? You can help me think about it, if I open a breakfast shop, what will I sell? ”
"Of course you have to be good at it, pancake fruit, you don't claim to have helped your parents spread pancakes since you were 12 years old, what kind of fashion queen are people, idol drama queens, you are the pancake queen!"
"Forget it, this queen just sounds like a smell of oily smoke", Xiaoyu rolled his eyes.
"In addition to pancakes, there must also be egg scones and sugar pancakes. The egg scones should be smeared with a thick layer of sauce, a bite of the sauce, and then a tongue licking, full of happiness", I couldn't help but lick my lips with my tongue, and I felt that saliva was about to come out.
"Well, soy milk fritters can't be less. The fritters should be thick and crispy, and it is worth dying in one bite. ”
"You beware of Alzheimer's," I smiled, "yes, and tofu brains." ”
"Sweet tofu brain."
"Get out, be salty, if it's sweet, I'll smash your shop."
"Would you like some xiaolongbao?"
"Crab roe?"
"You can try...... Are ravioli good? ”
"Why don't you just eat wonton noodles, put a few big shrimp wontons and stew, and you will never be hungry again in your life."
While chatting with Xiaoyu, saliva flowed to his heels, and Xiangxiang, who had not squeaked for a long time, suddenly said faintly, "Macaron." ”
"What?" We both asked in unison.
"You don't know macarons?" Xiangxiang put down his pen and looked at us in surprise, as if he was looking at ET, "It's just a kind of French round cake, nicknamed the girl's crispy breasts, you haven't eaten it?" ”
The two of us shook our heads, since it is a girl's crisp breasts, then why are we women interested?
I've been eating above, and the three of us are not on a horizontal line. Xiangxiang likes Western food, and likes the kind of high-end restaurant where when she stops at the door, a waiter politely comes over and leads her in. Xiaoyu and I like to lie on the window of the roadside stall and shout, "Master, let's have two meat buns, less coriander and more meat." ”
"You're too dirty, na, that's it," Xiang Xiang stretched out her left hand, with a cute pink ring on her middle finger, in the shape of a small round cake.
"Oh, I always thought it was dorayaki."
"Isn't this really a hamburger?"
"It's macarons, your dorayaki and hamburgers are pink......"
"Xiangxiang, if you can't get married like this, if you wear a ring on your left hand, other boys will think that you have a master."
"I just have the master, my heart will always belong to Xiaoyu."
Xiaoyu and I rolled our eyes together, "......"
At Xiangxiang's strong request, Xiaoyu added nondescript macarons to the recipe, just like selling caviar in the old Beijing fried sauce noodle restaurant and foie gras in Sichuan Malatang. "Let's sell these first."
"Boss, when will it open?"
"You, wait for me to marry an American first."
"Does this have anything to do with marrying an American?"
"Of course, foreigners can't just open a restaurant in the United States, I have to marry an American first and get a green card."
"Then we have to wait until the Year of the Monkey and the month of the Horse, with your qualifications, temperament, and appetite, it has become a question whether you can marry out. And then consider that you are not an American and don't marry...... All of a sudden, the scope narrowed again." I pouted and smiled.
Xiaoyu was about to have a seizure, Xiangxiang hugged her, "That's not necessarily, legend has it that Westerners and Orientals have opposite aesthetics, and I and Qiqi are skeletons in the eyes of Americans, and Xiaoyu's sturdy figure is American's dish." ”
I really don't know whether to praise or scold......
"Xiangxiang, you haven't talked much all night, are you thinking about Shang Xiaoyu again?" Xiaoyu: This is obviously revenge.
Shang Xiaoyu is the first and only boyfriend Liao Xiangxiang has ever had. Listening to what she meant, the two have been together for many years, hiding from their parents and teachers, and their relationship was once so deep that they were unswerving. Later, the surname Shang dumped Xiangxiang. Xiangxiang was not an adult when they broke up. It's hard to imagine that when I was still in love with Wu Zun on TV with two pigtails, Xiangxiang was already grief-stricken and said, "I'm so tired, I don't feel like I can love anymore." ”
I stomped on Xiaoyu under the table, and seeing her expression of mistake, I turned my head to look at Xiangxiang, "Hey, did the handsome guy contact you last time when you asked for a phone number?" ”
"You said that Olympiad gold medalist in math class? Don't you think he's a god? ”
"Oh, so there's another ...... in math class."
"It's not the one you asked, then you mean the one that serves the meal in the cafeteria, I didn't give it to him, you forgot...... I can't stand the smell of vegetables on my body. ”
"Actually, I mean help you hold ......an umbrella on a rainy day," I said, pressing my temple.
"Well, I gave him a fake number."
"Do you have a little conscience, people walked with you in the opposite direction of your house for 20 minutes just to keep you from drenching!!"
"He is asking for himself, who made him have ill intentions towards me!"
I looked up to the sky and shouted, "Kneel and beg the boys to be 'ill-intentioned' towards me!" ”
At nine o'clock, Xiangxiang and Xiaoyu withdrew, one finished their homework, and the other finished dinner. I was the only one left to continue to fight, the microeconomics test was about to be taken, the essay in literature class was almost over, and the students of the same school had such a big gap in life. I know that I can't compare with Xiangxiang, her family is rich, she is not in a hurry to graduate, she chooses courses slowly, sets her direction slowly, and can participate in a school orchestra in her spare time. As for Xiaoyu, her ideological realm is currently only at the level of fish, thinking about how to survive after eating enough, studying or something......
Thinking hard about a question, the demand curve ...... Equilibrium price ...... A dark shadow floated across from me and coughed twice at me. I looked up, poof, Mr. Xia, I still want to laugh when I see him.
"Why are you here so late?" I asked knowingly as I looked at the coffee cup in his hand.
"I should ask you this, this black light is blinding, why don't you girl come home yet?"
"When I got home, I wanted to sleep as soon as I saw the bed, and the exam was waiting to be hung."
He smiled and didn't speak.
"How long have you been here?" I asked.
"For a while, I was reading a book on the other end and saw a few of you chatting here. You said that you, learn and chat, it's strange that you can learn well! ”
I pouted, thinking he had a point.
"Are you studying microscopically?" He didn't ask for my consent, and he took my microscopic textbook.
"Well, isn't there an exam coming, I still haven't figured it out yet."
"If you don't understand, I'll tell you."
"You tell me?" I looked at him quizzically, "You're not disguised by others, are you?" ”
"You've seen too much martial arts."
"It's not class or your hour-a-week Q&A time, how can you give me a lecture." I still have lingering memories of what he said that day.
"Why are you talking so much nonsense, I have limited time, if you don't understand, just ask."
I was afraid that he would change my mind, so I was afraid to start asking questions as fast as I could. This night, he didn't know if he had taken the wrong medicine, or if he was ordered a certain acupoint that could make people's temper better, so he was very patient and serious. No matter how mentally retarded my question was, even if it was so mentally retarded that I didn't know the words, he would explain it to me slowly.
So I found that he was still very good-looking when he was gentle, frowning when he was confused, and smiling when he was puzzled, like a brother next door. Having said that, the biggest difference between him and his brother is that he is actually quite good-looking when he is not gentle.
It was almost night at the end of the day, and he took a hache and rubbed his reddened eyes.
"I'm sorry, I've asked so much today."
"If you think you're sorry, don't ask so much."
“…… I'll just say that to you politely. ”
"I was also polite to you before I asked you."
He took our coffee cups and threw them in the trash, "I'll send you back, it's so late." ”
"No, no, I'm close, you can go back quickly."
"Forget it, just your small body, in case you are robbed and disappeared, tomorrow the school will investigate, and the last person you saw before you disappeared was me, I can't explain it clearly."
"You said I read too many martial arts novels, I think you read too many mystery novels, right?"
"Isn't it all written like this, witnesses saw two people meeting in a café, and tomorrow one of them will disappear, and of course the other will be investigated."
"I also like to watch reasoning, who do you look at, let's communicate."
He glanced at me, "It's a lot, everyone looks a little bit, Agatha Christie, Keigo Higashino, Miyuki Miyabe." However, I prefer ontological reasoning and closed scenes, so Keigo Higashino has not seen much of his socialist works in recent years. What genre do you prefer? ”
"I don't know the genre, I like to watch Detective Conan...... Teenager Bao Qingtian ......"
He glanced at me again, "I don't even understand why I'm asking." ”
I sighed, "Deng Chao is so handsome." ”
He also sighed, "This is the generation gap, it turns out that when you watched Shaobao, it was already Deng Chao acting......"
When he said this, I remembered that I used to chat with a child about the White Lady, and I said that it was my childhood memory, and she also said yes, Liu Tao is so beautiful......
When I was on the way, I couldn't help it, and asked him, "You taught me so patiently today, are you afraid that I will really sit on the ground and cry, and tell others that you dumped me?" ”
He turned his head to look at me and pursed his lips, "With your little IQ, you really want to fix me?" This trick has to work, and others have already used it. ”
"Your attitude suddenly changed so quickly, could it be ......" I said very sweetly.
"I'm sorry my brother has caused you trouble."
"Huh?" This answer surprised me.
"I saw you and Ziyun together that day, so I asked Ziyun, and he said that you are the dormitory manager who always looks for him. I still know my younger brother, who has been spoiled by the family since he was a child, and being naughty is like peeing, and he doesn't panic for a while. ”
"That's a good ......summary," I replied softly, "Well, is his Korean true or is it for me?" Anyway, I don't understand, you won't lie to me with nonsense, right? ”
"He's been like this since he went to South Korea for two years in high school to go on exchange, he pretends to be Korean everywhere, and once he drove someone to rub it, and when he came down, he bowed, blabla Mita!"
"Poof......
"Because I don't sleep well, if I am woken up in the middle of the night, I often keep my eyes open until dawn. So I understand that it is not easy for you, and today I will apologize for him. ”
"You don't sleep well, huh? Let me tell you, if you read microeconomics for a while before going to bed, and when you look at it, the words will become more and more blurred, and you will soon fall asleep, which is more effective than sleeping pills! ”
“……”
"Oh oh forgot, you're studying economics......"
When he got out of the car, he said seriously, "Ziyun is not bad, just childish, please bear more." ”
I nodded, "No problem." (I'll do anything for you, poof...... )
"Then I'll go back, you rest early."
"Hey, can you leave me a phone number?" I take advantage of the fact that he is guilty of me now, and I always feel that I have to make something by the way.
"The syllabus has it."
"I'm talking about cell phone numbers."
"What do you want my phone number for?" He blinked alarmedly.
"What if there are still questions that I can't do next time."
"It's better not to have a next time."
He didn't say anything more, and walked away with one foot on the accelerator.
I'm really stingy, I don't even want to give my mobile phone number, are you afraid that I will harass him, how does he know that I will harass him, and I didn't write what I thought on my face.
Although the phone call didn't come to fruition, I still felt beautiful in my heart, the male god I had admired for so long could be regarded as looking at me once, and I vaguely felt that my protracted battle to chase the male god had won the first battle.