When I got home, I washed my face and took out my computer, and I continued to fight for my homework in literature class, when Liao Xiangxiang looked for me on QQ.

Xiangxiang: Kiki, have you finished your homework for the murder class?

Me: Not yet, just at first.

Xiangxiang: Who will you kill tonight?

Me: I don't know, I just want to kill Poe right now.

Xiangxiang: He's dead ( ́◔‸◔')

The murder class that Xiangxiang mentioned was a course in the literature department where I was taking, but this course specialized in the depiction of crime and homicide. Just last night, I was scared to cry by the teacher's reading request, American writer Edgar Allan Poe's "Murder on Morg Street", just when I was halfway through crying, 204 came knocking on my door, he forgot to bring his house key, I tried to explain the reason for crying, but he saw the book in my hand at a glance, "Dormitory manager, Ming'er, your spider ate a mosquito, do you have to cry in fear?!" Isn't it just an orangutan who killed someone...""Huh? It took me three seconds to react, "The killer is an orangutan?" You...... What are you doing with spoilers, I haven't finished reading it yet!! ”

Xiangxiang was still online, and he paused for a while before speaking again.

Xiangxiang: You say, should I go back to Shang Xiaoyu?

Me: Xiangxiang, it was he who dumped you, not you who dumped him, he mentioned that it was called "turning back", and you mentioned it, it was called "dead skin and face"

Xiangxiang: People treat you as a serious person and tell you about the troubles in your heart, but you make fun of others

[crying] [crying]

Me: Sister Lin, my sister is just telling the truth.

Xiangxiang: Sister Bao, what do you say I should do?

Me: If I were you, I wouldn't go back to him, I'd rather find someone better than him to kill him.

Xiangxiang: I really can't find it......

Me: You don't have to really find it, just make him think you've found it.

Xiangxiang: ◕‸◕ It was because I was too willful at the beginning, I couldn't understand his difficulties, and I kept calling him, but now I have really changed.

Me: Well, you've changed, and now you're mainly calling me and Xiaoyu......

Xiangxiang: ( ́◔‸◔') [blushing]

Me: Just kidding. Do you want to consider that little handsome guy in our building? Although it was a bit of a fuss, but you are so beautiful, he will be very obedient if he can't do it.

Xiangxiang: What's his name?

Me: Xia Ziyun!

Xiangxiang: ( ́◔‸◔') Oh, I'll go......

Me: Oh, I forgot, you should know...... It's Xia Zifeng's brother

Xiangxiang: It would be good if you told me that it was Xia Ziyun who was arguing with you!

Me: You're going to help me treat him?

Xiangxiang: Nonono, I called him brother to treat him, and Ziyun will probably listen to his brother alone in this world

Me: The two brothers have such a good relationship?

Xiangxiang: When he was a child, his brother picked him up from school, and if he behaved well, his brother would buy him mutton skewers to eat, so it is estimated that listening to his brother has become instinctive...... Anyway, forget it. There are so many boys in your building, do you have a favorite in your heart?

Me: I have the Lord in my heart.

Xiangxiang: Actually, Xia Ziyun is good.

I:...... Stuff me what you don't want, I'm not rare!

Xiangxiang: Oh, there is a delay in QQ, I didn't see your last one. You don't really want to chase Brother Zifeng, I always thought you were joking.

I snickered in my heart: it used to be a joke, but now it's serious.

Xiangxiang: Really? Got eyebrows?

I was about to report the battle situation to Xiangxiang when I heard a piercing female voice with a hoarse voice outside the house, "Xia Ziyun, I'm going to kill you!" ”

Burst...... Whoever shouted it, I'm 100% behind you.

"Don't make a fuss, it's a big night." Then came Xia Ziyun's voice, low and anxious.

Hehe, you know it's late.

"Xia Ziyun, I'm fed up with you, either you break up with me, or I will kill you!"

"If you want to yell back and yell no, you have to go back to the corridor." Xia Ziyun's voice was muffled and displeased.

"I'm just going to let the whole building hear, I've had enough of you!"

"No one in this building can understand, you are less ashamed, come back with me."

There was a tugging sound outside the door, and the sound of shoes rubbing against the ground.

"I'm not going back," the woman began to cry, "why do you want to treat me like this, where am I sorry for you, I will even help you taste the soup first, why are you doing this to me." ”

"Okay, dear, don't make a fuss, I'll try the soup next time, right?" Xia Ziyun's tone softened slightly, turning into a pleading.

"You break up with me, you break up with me."

"What's the matter, why bother, dear."

This woman is really funny, if you want to break up, you will break up by yourself, why do you have to ask the man to mention it, it's fun to be dumped, right? I thought to myself, and decided to open the door and tell the little couple to go home and make a noise. As soon as I opened the door, I was stupid, and Xia Ziyun was alone at the door, looking so depressed that he wanted to hit the south wall. I looked down, and there was one sitting on the ground. Take a closer look, hey, isn't this the five-layer pink sister? Today, it seems that there are only three layers on the face, except that the acne looks a little more obvious, the face is red and white, and the voice is more majestic.

It turns out that this is Xia Ziyun's girlfriend, hehehehe, why is it so funny, I don't know, I'm so bad. It stands to reason that he has such a handsome face and tall figure, and a little beauty like Liao Xiangxiang standing next to him feels like a good match.

Xia Ziyun and Wujie Fan were stunned for a moment when they saw me, and then Xia Yi shook off the hand holding his girlfriend, "Cheng, you just sit here and wait for the dormitory manager to call the police, I don't care about you." ”

After saying that, he really turned around and left, and didn't look at me much. The woman saw him suddenly walk away, looked at me again, and actually stood up and patted her ass to chase, "Xia Ziyun, you stop, you make it clear!" ”

Ay...... Wouldn't he have solved the problem by using this trick earlier......

After about five minutes, I received a text message: Don't tell anyone what you just happened.

I replied: What's the matter?

Other: Very good.

Me: How do you know my phone number?

The other party: Liao Xiangxiang gave it to me.

I think Liao Xiangxiang and Xia Ziyun are quite a good match, they have not achieved enough things, and they have more than enough failures.

Me: So you just quarreled because you didn't help her taste the soup?

Xia Ziyun: I can't wait to burn her.

Later, I heard that the girl's family seemed to be very powerful, and Xia Ziyun's family had a request for their family, so they couldn't get rid of it, the two of them were entangled, today is good tomorrow, sometimes there is trouble, the woman's six relatives do not recognize, and even threaten with a knife, which is also a strange flower.