024 Eel Oil
The nun deduced that she was preparing for the catastrophe by asking for a lantern from the iceberg beauty.
And if the spirit wants to survive the tribulation, it needs a minimum of five hundred years of practice, so it is inferred that the iceberg beauty has a minimum of five hundred years of practice.
Don't make the mistake of thinking that five hundred years of practice is not much.
You know, 500 years is not a short time.
Ming extinction, Qing death, Beiyang, Republic of China, she has seen the change of dynasty several times.
In this way, the nun did not dare to be careless, and said: "I am alone, I may not be able to deal with her, if she hides in the nest and can't come out, I will go in and look for death." ”
She was hesitant as a monk who had practice, not to mention me, a half-grown child who had never experienced catching ghosts and eliminating demons.
Although I have supernatural powers, but I have to bite someone before I can play, and the iceberg beauty knows my bottom line, if she guards against me, plus she is smarter than me, it is more difficult for me to bite her than to climb to the sky.
Thinking of this, I said forget it, my grandfather went far away, and he didn't tell me where he went, and I couldn't contact him, in case he came home, I got into the belly of the pheasant, and his old man had to die.
Yuan Lao Er slapped the table and said that your old tiger power is not to be offended, and if the pheasant spirit offends you, it is to offend me, and I will take this breath for you.
Yuan Lao Er was drunk, and he rolled up his arms and sleeves and was about to go up the mountain, but I couldn't stop him.
When I was provoked by him like this, it was a little difficult to ride a tiger, and I would rather not breathe this breath than take a small life of Yuan Laoer.
I'll just say goodbye, I'd better do it myself.
Yuan Lao Er said that you must not be allowed to take risks in your old age, the person who is a confidant dies, you treat me as a friend, I must repay your kindness.
Yuan Lao Er and I were arguing over there, and Yuan Lao Er suddenly said to the nun, "Cousin, you have the responsibility to eliminate demons, but it is the responsibility of the monks, do you plan to stand by and watch?"
The nun said that if we don't do this, although the pheasant essence is not easy to deal with, as long as you can lure her out of the cemetery, you can take care of the rest.
I didn't want them to interfere yet, but the nun said again, "Little Yellow Donor, the pheasant spirit's current human form is definitely not an illusion, otherwise if you kiss her forehead, it won't feel so obvious."
Yuan Lao Er said that since she can cultivate a human form, although she can't appear in the sun, it's not simple, I don't know how many boys and girls have been eaten.
In the end, I was persuaded by Yuan Lao Er and the nun joining forces.
This kind of goblin who kills living beings must take her down and take her to the temple for excess, otherwise keep her, in case she fails to survive the catastrophe but does not die, I don't know how many people will be killed.
I said let's do it, but what do I have to do to lure her out?
Yuan Lao Er said you take a rest first, and I went up with my cousin to think of a way, but at this time I also felt dizzy, so I fell asleep on the table.
When Yuan Lao Er woke me up, it was dark.
Yuan Lao Er prepared an oil lamp, which was an old object with mottled traces on it, as if it had been burned for a long time.
Yuan Lao Er said that you always took this oil lamp, pretending to be an ever-bright lamp in the Taoist temple, and pretended to have broken your leg far away from the grave, and screamed in pain there, ensuring that you could lure out the pheasant essence.
I said this is a good way, so I will do it.
When he was about to leave, Yuan Lao Er filled three glasses of wine and said let's go up the mountain to eliminate the harm and have a drink of Zhuangxing Bar.
I was so proud that I drank it all.
Originally, after a good night's sleep, my head was no longer dizzy, but after drinking this glass of wine, I walked a little staggering on the way up the mountain.
Fortunately, the moonlight is very bright tonight, and I can see the mountain road clearly without a flashlight, otherwise I would have to fall down the mountain.
This time, it happened that I ran into the mountain spirit setting up a fire and eating barbecue.
Yuan Lao Er handed me a small porcelain vase, and said that you always tricked the little guy into drinking the wine as you did last time, and it got in the way of turning around.
I didn't think much about it, and when Yuan Lao Er and the nun hid, I slowly approached the mountain spirit, followed the example of Yuan Lao Er that day, pulled out the wooden cork, and shook the porcelain bottle at the mountain spirit.
The mountain spirit's saliva was dripping, and I threw the porcelain bottle to the mountain spirit, and it didn't wait for the meat to be roasted, so I picked it up and drank it.
This time the wine was more fragrant than the last one, and the mountain spirit drank it all in one go, and then he was drunk and danced around the fire.
I crouched down and reached out violently, grasping the mountain spirit firmly in my hand.
The mountain spirit was so drunk that it didn't plan to run, and waved its little arms in my hands.
Yuan Lao Er and the nun were very happy to see that I had succeeded, and ran towards me together, and I casually put the mountain spirit into my trouser pocket.
As soon as the nun stretched out her hand to me, she said, "Master Xiaohuang, this mountain spirit can take human form, and it also eats virgins, boys and girls, you give it to me and let me take it to the temple to dispose of."
At this time, I became suspicious.
The mountain spirit only likes to play tricks on people, people don't want to kill it, and it won't take the initiative to harm people.
For example, the first time I touched it, it was just a joke and tripped me over.
Why is it that in the mouth of the nun, whether it is the iceberg beauty or this naughty mountain spirit, they have eaten virgins and boys.
Besides, over the years, except for those who drowned, few children in the vicinity have had accidents.
I feel that today's events, no matter how I think about it, I am usually a very strict person, why did I drink Yuan Laoer's wine at the beginning, I almost told him everything.
And Yuan Lao Er has been very respectful to me from the beginning, and has been patting my ass, and as soon as the nun appeared, she looked at me like an ordinary child, except for the politeness of routine affairs, she didn't take me seriously at all.
These two sang red face and black face, one praised me, and the other hit me.
Today's events, no matter how you look at them, look like they want to get away with them and trick me into cooperating with them.
Seeing that I was stunned, Yuan Lao Er approached me with a smile, and the nun was behind him, quietly putting her hand into the treasure bag and groping inside.
Then I felt even more wrong, as if the nun was trying to use some weapon against me.
Thinking of this, I had an extra heart, didn't say my doubts, played haha with them, pretended to wipe the hair on the mountain spirit's body, and then handed the mountain spirit to the nun.
When I picked up the mountain spirit and rubbed my face, I quietly bit it on both feet of the mountain spirit.
When the nun put the mountain essence into the treasure bag, I pretended to trip over the stone again, and I fell down on my feet, and when I fell to the ground, my face touched her, and I took the opportunity to bite her on the calf.
The nun was stunned for a moment, and said Xiao Huang Shi, what are you biting me for, do you want to curse me to death.
I said misunderstanding, misunderstanding, how could I curse you, didn't I happen to run into you, don't worry, as long as I don't curse you, you'll be fine.
In fact, what I thought in my heart was that if you wanted to harm me, the master would curse you to death first.
The nun seemed to see through my thoughts, and she looked very unhappy with a straight face, but Yuan Lao Er waved her hand and made a reassuring gesture, and the nun smiled at me again.
I wanted to pretend to fall down again and bite Yuan Lao'er, but he grabbed me first.
I said in my heart that anyway, your cousin's life is in my hands, and that's enough, if you have a conspiracy, don't blame the master for being polite.
Yuan Lao Er handed me the oil lamp and said that it was almost on the mountainside, and you should proceed according to the plan.
I said no problem, and walked in front with the oil lamp, and when I was about to reach the hillside grave, I pretended to fall, and then put the oil lamp beside me, sat on the ground and covered my legs, and shouted to Sister Caiyun there.
After I shouted a few times, the iceberg beauty appeared and poked her head out of the mound.
I said in my heart that you were over there, and I didn't know that I was pretending, so it stands to reason that you shouldn't have rushed over at this time to see how I was hurt.
It wasn't until I held the oil lamp above my head that the iceberg beauty came to me with a yes.
Now I can see that in her heart, the oil lamp is much more important than me.
To be honest, although I doubt the nun's motives, I still believe what she said today about the eight immortals of the earth, the fact that the spirits can only survive the tribulation after 500 years of cultivation, and that the everlasting lamp can help the tribulation.
As for the iceberg beauty, it is definitely not as pure as it seems, and it didn't run at all.
The iceberg beauty quickly ran up to me, just asked the master, did you fall and hurt yourself, and then snatched the oil lamp from my hand.
Her attitude towards me and the oil lamp made me very angry, and I planned to let the iceberg beauty, with Yuan Lao Er and the nun, have a dog-eat-dog for me to watch the joke.
As a result, I thought too much, she opened the glass cover above, shook the lamp oil inside, and sniffed it vigorously under her nose.
"In vain, I have always been respectful to you, but you actually came to harm me, adding eel oil to the lamp oil!" After the iceberg beauty finished speaking, her body went soft and fell to the ground.
I thought that she would be lured out by me and would have a fight with the nun in the dark, but I didn't expect that there was something in the lamp oil, and she smelled it and fell down.
Isn't it just eel oil, you are a goblin who has practiced for 500 years, why can't you even stop this?
When I was thinking like this, Yuan Lao Er and the nun had already walked over.
I stretched out my hand to Yuan Lao Eryi and said, "You add something to the lamp oil, why don't you tell me, I don't even react, what about the antidote, I want to wake her up and ask her if she has harmed anyone." ”
Yuan Lao Er didn't answer, and approached me side by side with the two nuns, and I hurriedly blocked them and grabbed the iceberg beauty in my arms first.
I said what you want to do.
Yuan Lao Er smiled, and his laughter did not have the kind of respect he had for me before, but was yin and yang, this guy finally showed his true face.
Anyway, now that I have bitten the nun, I can curse her to death by opening my mouth, and then I will curse the mountain spirit that I have bitten again, so that it will come to its senses and help me suck this Yuan Lao Er into a stinky skin.
This way, I can concentrate on dealing with the sleeping iceberg beauty.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but have fun, looking at the iceberg beauty in my arms, I was tempted for a moment, pinched her little face, and said that this time I want to torture you, what kind of master am I.
"Xiao Huang Shi, you try it, has the wine come up?" The nun said to me with a wicked smile.
As soon as she said this, I immediately felt the strength of the wine suddenly surge, and I felt an inexplicable heat all over my body, I knew that there must be something wrong with the wine I was drinking, but at this moment the warm nephrite was in my arms, and I couldn't control myself a little.
Hot all over, in urgent need of an outlet, I look at the iceberg beauty neckline of the big piece of snow white, my heart said you are unkind to me, don't blame me for being unjust to you!
At this time, I looked up in the distance, and there were two abandoned ranger huts in the moonlight, and I was going to carry her there to "torture".