When Lu Mingfei walked into the bedroom, Fingal was packing.

The room was clean, and last night's supper was gone.

Fingal holds a pair of fancy blue boxers with stick figure seagulls in his hands.

He had a smile on his face, his mouth almost reaching between his ears, and the hard features of the Germanic people gave him a cheap temperament, like a teenager who had just won two game coins from the arcade.

"Senior brother, are you back?" Fingal looked back, still with that smile on his face and fine lines at the corners of his eyes.

"Senior brother, let me ask you a question," Lu Mingfei stood at the door a little hesitantly, "What is the phone number of the Discipline Committee of the Kassel Academy?" ”

"Senior brother, you are asking the right person! I'm the little yellow pages of the Kassel Academy! Fingal puffed up his chest triumphantly, waving his boxers in his left hand, as if waving a flag, "But why do you ask this?" ”

"Catch the pervert." Lu Mingfei squinted at Fingal.

"Perverted? Where is the perversion? Could it be that a boy confessed to you? That's big news! Fingal tucked his underwear into his suitcase, "As Minister of Information, how could I let go of such a funny thing!" ”

"Hey, what you just said was interesting, right?"

"You heard me wrong, I'm talking about corrupt customs, but these are trivial things, and they don't deserve to be cared about!" Fingal climbed into bed with great interest to find a pen and paper, "Let's talk about what happened to you, junior brother, first?" Who are you going to catch? ”

"Of course it's you." Lu Mingfei said.

"Catch me, why?" Fingal was stunned, "I didn't think about you, junior brother!" ”

"Bah, you're a dead flower! Ah no, you're the flower, you're the willow! Your whole family is a willow! Lu Mingfei smacked him, "If you don't understand idioms, don't use them indiscriminately, bastard!" ”

"It's not like I'm using idioms randomly, see for yourself what you've done." Fingal retorted, "When I entered school, I got entangled with Caesar's female ticket, hooked up with A-level freshmen on the way to school, flirted with Susie on a free day, and then abandoned Nono and Susie, turned around and had lunch with the blonde Lori and went to club activities hand in hand." You are not just a remnant of flowers and willows, you are simply a water-based poplar! ”

"Can you not show such envy when you accuse me?" Lu Mingfei wanted to cover his face.

"Am I envious? I'm obviously jealous! I think I was also a well-known A-level in the school back then, and countless girls sent me a big wave openly, but now! What now! Fingal slapped the bed board hatefully, "I want to get entangled with three A-class girls too!" ”

"Where are your desires, they are clearly desires, right? And when did I do all this stuff, I don't know at all? Lu Mingfei looked disdainful, "How did this rumor get to you?" ”

"If it comes to me, the whole school will know about it." Fingal opened his laptop and handed it down, "See for yourself." ”

Lu Mingfei walked into the room and leaned in front of the computer, on the screen was the homepage of the Kassel Academy website, and a large clear photo hung on it, like a poster from a movie. The background of this photograph is the afternoon sun, two people standing at the door of the library, the man on the left has cold and arrogant eyes, and his blonde hair is shining in the sun; The corners of the man's mouth on the right turned up slightly, and a mean sense of ridicule came to his face.

Caesar, the president of the student union, and Wang Lu Mingfei, a newcomer.

Above the photo is a large, eye-catching headline - "S vs A!" Angry at the crown! ”

Lu Mingfei really covered his face this time, "What a rush to the crown and be angry!" Senior brother, you are really talented, this paparazzi Chinese level 16, right? ”

"Of course!" Fingal bared his white teeth, "We value China!" ”

"Do you think I'll be honored if you say that! The prestige of me and the student council has been fixed into hatred after you posted it, right? ”

"Don't worry, we have a second one!"

Lu Mingfei opened the second piece of news, and the background was still the door of the library, but this time the protagonists were replaced by three people.

A little farther away, a person only showed his hasty back, which could almost be said to be holding his head and running away; The two people who were close to the camera were very calm, the noon sun shone on the side faces of the two, Lu Mingfei had a faint smile on his face, and Zero's face was as cold as ice and snow.

The headline reads, "Two swords combined, invincible!" The freshman president is vulnerable! ”

"It seems that the paparazzi under your command is not only a China expert, but also an iron fan of the Condor Heroes," the corners of Lu Mingfei's mouth twitched a few times, "And why is this title so similar to the boundless mana of the old immortals of the stars?" ”

"Awards, awards." Fingal scratched his head, a look of pride.

"No, no, no, where did I pass the award, this guy is really skilled, he must be a good hand at practicing shield wall and taunting us there!" Lu Mingfei tried to suppress his urge to slap on the computer, "As soon as his title comes out, my reputation on the freshman side must be over, right?" ”

"Actually, there is another piece of information. When Caesar recruited you today, in fact, Chu Zihang, the president of the Lionheart Society, was following you, probably he also wanted to invite you to join the club, right? But after the news of your rejection of Caesar today, he probably won't come to invite you. ”

"Why?" Lu Mingfei was a little puzzled, "Isn't it a good thing that I rejected his competitors?" ”

"But it's all over the school internet that you will refuse such a good benefit from the student union because of Nono. According to the grapevine, there seems to be something going on between you and Susie on the day of freedom, that is Chu Zihang's rumored girlfriend, so if I were Chu Zihang, I would definitely not appear in front of you! Fingal was justified, "Isn't that a wasted effort!" ”

"That gossip or something," Lu Mingfei asked, "Could it be you, senior brother?" ”

"You can see it by your junior brother, and I'm ashamed." Fingal jumped down from the top bunk with a smug smile on his face, "It's just a little thing, don't care." ”

"I don't care at all, I just want to inform the Discipline Committee to arrest you." Lu Mingfei said.

"Why arrest me! Where did I violate school rules and discipline! Fingal was indignant, "I'm just doing normal journalism, freedom of the press!" Long live freedom! ”

"I can't tell you're still a fighter for democracy, but that's not why I reported you." Lu Mingfei shook his head, "I just reported your perverted behavior just now." "Just now? What am I doing, junior brother, you are going to report me? ”

"If you go back to your dorm room and see your roommate smiling at a pair of panties, will you call the police?" Lu Mingfei asked rhetorically.

"That's my panties!" Fingal couldn't laugh or cry.

"Your panties!?" Lu Mingfei gasped, "I didn't see it, you are even more perverted than I thought!" Call the police, must call the police! ”

"It's useless for you to call the police!" Fingal remarked, "This is not the jurisdiction of the Discipline Committee. ”

"It sounds like you know a lot about the Discipline Committee, Senior Brother."

"That's it!" Fingal patted his chest with pride, "I'm the man who's been fighting with them in this school for eight years!"

"If the Discipline Committee doesn't care about that, then the Department of Information doesn't care?" Lu Mingfei said faintly, "I forgot to tell you that I just accidentally took a photo." ”

"I didn't expect you, junior brother, to look harmless to humans and animals, but in fact, you are also a human-faced beast!" Fingal was distressed, "But don't forget, the Department of Information is my territory!" ”

"So it seems that the Ministry of Information also has a senior brother, you have no way? What about the freedom of the press, you just said? ”

"You're still too young," Fingal shrugged, "Freedom that's good for me, that's freedom." ”

"What about the Vice Chancellor?" Lu Mingfei asked with a smile, "I heard that the Minister of Information once had a conflict with the Vice President?" Do you think the vice-chancellor will laugh at this gossip? The Minister of Information smiled like a fool in front of his underwear, what kind of title do you guess your paparazzi will use? ”

The smile on Fingal's face instantly stiffened, and he remembered an old rascal who lived in the bell tower, so he hurriedly put up a smile and came to Lu Mingfei's side, "Senior brother, you see that you are out of sight, aren't you?" What do we have to do with it, it's life and death together! ”

"Go, go," Lu Mingfei waved his hand with disgust, "What are we living with or what are we dying?" ”

"The life of the same supper, the death of the same pizza!" Fingal's expression was serious.

"Senior brother, why do people like you come to slay dragons?" Lu Mingfei was a little dumbfounded, "It's really a loss for the German cross talk industry if you don't say cross talk!" ”

"Since you think I'm a talent, wouldn't it be a pity if I fell into the hands of that old thief of the vice principal?" Fingal clasped his hands together, "If you don't look at the monk's noodles, you should also look at the pasta!" ”

"You can think about it, but I have a question here, can you explain it some?" Lu Mingfei said.

"Free! Must be available! The Kassel Humanoid Self-Propelled Yellow Pages is on standby for you! ”

"Then the first question," Lu Mingfei asked, "what are you packing up for?" ”

"Follow the junior brother to enjoy the Norton Pavilion!" Without hesitation, Fingal said, "Villa! Underfloor heating! There are also days of living with beautiful girls! ”

"Wait, cohabitation?" Lu Mingfei almost jumped up, "You know this kind of thing?" ”

"Of course." Fingal smiled narrowly, "That's the third rule on the official website. ”

Lu Mingfei slid the mouse and finally saw the third piece of news - this time there was finally no picture, only a long title:

"Romantic invitation to live together, don't worry if you have a girlfriend (that's right, I'm talking about Caesar and Chu Zihang, you two), S-level hearts belong!"

"What the hell is this parenthesis! Why do I look so much like a lewd pervert who covets beautiful girls? Lu Mingfei grinned like a toothache.

"What's the big deal about coveting a beautiful girl? Public figures are not afraid of scandals, just like a male monkey who has the ability to dominate a group of female monkeys. Fingal comforted him.