"What is this analogy?"

"There are similarities between monkey social relations and human social relations." Fingal raised an eyebrow.

"Stop! Don't Kop! Lu Mingfei waved his hand violently, "Then the second question next, is there any other organization in this school that I haven't offended?" ”

Fingal rolled his eyes and looked at the rooftop, as if thinking about the unsolved mysteries of the world:

"Probably not."

"Am I so miserable? Unknowingly, he became the public enemy of the whole school? ”

Fingal got up and paced a few steps, "Listen to my analysis, first of all, your performance on a day of freedom is too outrageous, not to mention beating the president of the student council and the president of the Lionheart Association, and using a dagger to block bullets, this performance is enough to make people jaw-dropping even if it is placed in the monster group." Then there was the decryption map, a perfect score in the 3E exam, and the Principal's Scholarship was awarded. In ancient times, a young and promising dragon slayer warrior like you had already been granted the status of nobility, so even if you were a monster, all the halls wanted to win you over. ”

"It sounds like I'm in a pretty good situation, the sought-after fragrant bun, I like this positioning!" Lu Mingfei's eyebrows danced.

"But the way you're handling it is terrible." Fingal sighed, "The president of the Freshman Association was so badly struck by you that it is said that he almost submitted a withdrawal request this afternoon; The president of the student council came to woo you personally, but he almost fell out with you; The Lionheart Club is fine, but Caesar of the Student Council is all deflated by you, and they are holding an emergency meeting at this time to discuss whether to pull you in. The three major groups of students have lost faith in your participation, and there are rumors that you are a pervert who is everywhere, and everyone does not know what you want to do, so they are all wary of you. ”

"All of a sudden, the fragrant bun became a dog and ignored, this gap is really big." Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes, "I'm just offending people like this?" ”

"I have to say that you are really talented in this regard, junior brother." Fingal nodded, "Actually, if you don't fall out with Caesar, everything is fine, it's just a freshman sorority, if you refuse, you will refuse, and those things in the 3E exam are just adding to your glory!" But Caesar was ridiculed by you in person, and even by you pointed at his nose and scolded him for being rubbish. You're now a spiked bomb filled with gunpowder and shit. Fingal spread his hands, "Who wants to come to you and be fooled by you at this time?" ”

"How do I feel like you're scolding me around the corner?" Lu Mingfei frowned, "And it's rare for Caesar to go out in person?" ”

"It's so rare! In addition to Caesar's personal horse in the past two years, you are the first! ”

"This kind of first, even if you speak in this tone, senior brother, I don't feel honored." Although Lu Mingfei knew that Fingal's discipline was equivalent to plucking hair on a bald head, he still had integrity.

"Actually, I still think it's inconceivable that you refused Caesar's invitation." Fingal clasped his hands to his chest, "The student council president came to you and said that you are the next president, this is simply passing on the throne, right?" Senior brother, you don't look like a hot-blooded man who is angry at the crown and is red-faced, how can you suddenly go crazy? Buying and selling is not benevolent, but why should you clash with Caesar head-on? Dare to say that Caesar is rubbish, you are the only one in the whole college, right? ”

"It's hard to explain this, can you just make me suddenly funny?" Lu Mingfei shrugged, "But Caesar is so open in this academy?" ”

"You don't know Caesar's information?"

"I'm a newcomer, how can I know?" Lu Mingfei shook his head, although the number of half-breeds is very small, it is also a terrible number, and time is limited, how can it be possible to look at the list of those inconsequential personnel.

"Then I really admire your courage, junior brother." Fingal said admiration, but looked at Lu Mingfei's eyes like he was looking at an idiot, "Caesar Gattuso, his family is a famous Italian aristocratic family, there have been seven or eight dukes, but unfortunately no one has ascended to the throne. It wasn't until Caesar appeared that the family felt they had found hope. ”

"Hope? Hope of being emperor? What era is this, and the emperor? ”

"So the people of the Gattuso family were also very sorry, so they had to retreat and let Caesar become the prime minister of Italy. However, Caesar's buddy was also very competitive, and he chose Kassel Academy after graduating from Eton College. Others come here because they want to huddle together to keep warm, but the reason he enrolled is because he thinks it is more challenging than Cambridge, which is suitable for his perversion. His first words at school were: 'You can challenge me, but I'm ready to laugh at you!' ’”

"Sounds like a secondary two." Lu Mingfei said.

"Form two? Brother, did you use the wrong word? Shouldn't it be domineering? Fingal asked.

"It doesn't matter if a real emperor says this, but Caesar is not a prime minister, right? And the Italian prime minister is very powerful, with a land area of 300,000 square kilometers and a population of 60 million, which is a province in my country. Lu Mingfei complained, "A high-ranking official is so domineering, and he is going to be shuanggui in our place, do you know?" ”

Fingal was a little dumbfounded, "Senior brother, you have this attitude, I really don't know whether to say that you are a master of the arts or bold or heartless."

"Don't care, keep going." Lu Mingfei thought for a while, "What about Chu Zihang?" ”

"If Caesar is a bright sau, then Chu Zihang is a typical sullen sass. Before you arrived, many people in the academy thought that Chu Zihang was super A-level, in addition to his golden pupils that never went out, but also because he was one of the few people who took the initiative to contact Kassel Academy over the years. Everyone thinks that this guy must have been extremely depressed when he was a child, so he has been searching the entire Internet for information about dragons since high school. ”

"Doesn't sound right." Lu Mingfei touched his chin.

"I didn't expect you to think this guy is a pervert, but if you think about it, you can understand," Fingal said, "If it's not a pervert, how can you fight Caesar for so long?" ”

"Senior brother, are you Caesar's little fan sister? Three sentences without leaving Caesar, do you admire him so much? ”

"Of course I admire. The status of the Lionheart Club was originally above the student union, and I heard that the president's eldest brother Menec was the first president of the Lionheart Club, so everyone thought that the president was quite partial to the Lionheart Society. In this case, Caesar can take the student council and the Lionheart club to fight, who doesn't admire it? Fingal's face was full of yearning, "And behind him is the Gattuso family, which is the backstage of the school board, how majestic and domineering is this?" ”

"Honestly?"

"To tell you the truth, I'm quite eye-catching to Caesar's group of lace girls in white dresses."

"So you're praising Caesar all the time in front of me, trying to get me into the church?" Lu Mingfei stared at Fingal indignantly, "I didn't expect you, senior brother, to betray the revolution with thick eyebrows and big eyes!" ”

"After all, if you join the club, I may be able to get close to the beautiful girl with you, who is the next president." Fingal shrugged, "And what a good thing it is to join the student union, and Caesar will also give out benefits!" ”

"Benefits?" Lu Mingfei was a little confused.

"Yes, although the benefits I get if I join the club are probably greeting messages for the New Year's holidays, but if you join the club, it will not be easy to come to the benefits! Conservative estimate of a Bugatti Veyron! Fingal said, "If it were me, I would have been from it a long time ago!" ”

"Senior brother, what about your dignity! You are the biggest senior in the school, and you have a paparazzi from the Ministry of Information, what about your aura! Lu Mingfei was distressed, "If Caesar slapped dollar bills on your face, would you help him!" ”

"A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated!" Fingal's face was full of righteousness, "How much money did he spend?" ”

"A Bugatti Veyron." Lu Mingfei said.

"If Boss Caesar doesn't dislike my rough tongue, of course I'll do it!" Fingal's face turned into a shy reply, "I wish his feet didn't stink"

"I knew it." Lu Mingfei covered his face, "Senior brother, you are my roommate, I'm really worried that I will be sold by you one day." ”

"But now, even if I want to sell it, I guess you won't be able to sell it." Fingal's face was full of regret, "According to Caesar's character, he probably has regarded you as his number one enemy by now. ”

Lu Mingfei opened his mouth wide, "Wait, according to your popular science, senior brother, shouldn't his old enemy be Chu Zihang?" I took away the position that belonged to Chu Zihang so easily? ”

"Senior brother, you still underestimate Caesar, this guy has no old enemies in his eyes at all, and every opponent is just a stepping stone for him in the future." Fingal patted Lu Mingfei on the shoulder, "Congratulations, you have now finally replaced Chu Zihang as the biggest stone in Caesar's eyes." ”

"What an honor, I'm so honored." Lu Mingfei said, "Then senior brother, what do you think Caesar will do next?" ”

"Don't worry, with Caesar's style, he will never do such tasteless things as school bullying, and you can still participate in campus life with peace of mind. But you have to be prepared that if you accept any mission from the Executive Department, Caesar will definitely join you, and then achieve your goal before you until you throw in the towel. Fingal said, "But Caesar wouldn't do such a bad thing, and people are a little cultivated." ”

"Is this style of cultivation considered cultivated? This is a bear kid who came out of nowhere, right? Lu Mingfei came to a conclusion.

"Anyway, depending on how things develop, Caesar has probably decided to start a showdown with you." Fingal said, "It's a pity that the student council's orientation dinner, I thought I could go in with you this year!" ”

"Although I have said it many times, I still want to say senior brother, can you have some dignity." Lu Ming is helpless.

"I'm also very dignified! You see, when I was still an A-level a few years ago, I didn't go to the student council dinner! Fingal smacked his lips, "But the main reason is that their side dishes are too shabby, or the school set of roast pork knuckle with sauerkraut, a classic German dish, which makes my teeth sour." But when Caesar came, it was different! The first thing this guy did was to improve the Student Council Orientation Dinner, which is said to be horribly generous compared to before! ”

"Then why don't you go, senior brother?"

"But I was already an E-grade at that time, and I haven't seen the student council invitation since the year I was demoted." Fingal grimaced, "I thought this year was the best opportunity, but it turned out to be really unexpected." ”

The sadness on Fingal's face when he said this was really deep and heavy, it was like a face like death, and he was discouraged like death, so Lu Mingfei scratched his head, and finally couldn't help but speak to comfort.

"Senior brother, you want to open a little, maybe Caesar guy will come to send an invitation again?"

"Then I have to advise you to be cautious," said Fingal, "and if Caesar sends you an invitation, it may be a feast!" ”

"Is there still 800 sword and axe hands lurking behind him, and he will kill the general with a toast?" Lu Mingfei said.

The laptop "dings" to indicate that a new email has come in. Lu Mingfei opened the new email and was stunned.

Lu Mingfei:

I'm looking forward to seeing you back tomorrow night at 18:00 for a dinner and social dance at Amber Pavilion.

Also, be sure to wear formal attire.

Nono

Fingal leaned over to take a look, and was dumbfounded for a long time. "Senior brother, the femme fatale plus eight hundred knife axemen, do you want to go or not?"

Lu Mingfei turned his head, "I have a question I want to ask before I decide, social dance or something, who can teach me to dance?" ”