Chapter 12: Big Fat Cousin

The girl never thought that there was someone in the bathroom, and it was still a naked man.

And Chu Yi, his current posture is really indecent, his upper body leans forward, his right hand is on the inner door handle, his hair is wet, and the white foam of some shampoo has not been washed off, and the bottom is like an open plain, with an unobstructed view.

The two looked at each other, and at this moment, they were slowed down to the extreme for a second!

The girl's gaze subconsciously moved downward, looking towards Chu Yi's crotch, and when she saw the man's majesty, a hysterical exclamation came out of her mouth.

"Ah~"

The high-decibel cry is shrill and penetrating, as if it can shatter a cup.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

Zhu Yiqun, who was working in the room, ran out in a panic, and asked urgently for some reason, he was subconsciously guessing whether his cousin had set the house on fire.

"Bang~"

Chu Yi slammed the door of the bathroom shut.

The girl pointed to the bathroom, turned her head and asked Zhu Yiqun loudly, "Zhu Yiqun, why is there someone here?" ”

How could Zhu Yiqun not know what was going on now, he couldn't help but laugh out loud when he thought of the embarrassed or panicked expression on his buddy Chu Yi's face.

"Hahaha......"

"You're laughing, this girl is asking you, why is there an extra person out of thin air?" The girl rushed to him angrily, raising her head unruly with anger in her eyes.

Zhu Yiqun comforted: "Don't panic, don't panic, be calm, cousin, be calm, it's not that you are being looked at, it's you who are looking at others, you are taking advantage." ”

Am I taking advantage?

Hearing this, the girl was angry: "Phew, this girl doesn't want to be so cheap." As soon as she remembered what she had just seen, especially that part of the man, her cheeks felt like a cloud of fire, "It's just ...... It just dirty my eyes. ”

"Hahaha......"

Zhu Yiqun still laughed, he really couldn't help it.

Five minutes later......

Chu Yi took a shower and got dressed.

The three of them were in the hall, Chu Yi was sitting on the sofa dignifiedly, holding a cup of tea and drinking, his facial expression was very natural, as if nothing had happened.

The girl sat on the sofa opposite him, pouting, and her eyes were full of blame, as if she had suffered a great loss.

She was wearing a snow-white school uniform, a tie, and a miniskirt underneath, and her skin was white and tender, as if she could drip juice with a slight pinch.

Zhu Yiqun stood, looked at the girl, then at Chu Yi, and finally slapped a slap, breaking the silence between the three of them: "Okay, let me introduce you." ”

Facing Chu Yi: "This is my cousin Ye Xiaoai, who I told you before, is seventeen years old this year, a national high school student, and will graduate in three or four months, and her biggest hobby is to eat snacks, and then stinky from time to time." ”

After listening to the introduction, Chu Yi nodded at Ye Xiaoai, which can be regarded as a greeting.

Zhu Yiqun faced Ye Xiaoai and introduced very solemnly: "Cousin, this is my good buddy Chu Yi, Chu of Chu River in the Han Realm, Yi of the game, nicknamed King Chu, we had a fight when we were at the National University, and then reconciled, and then we responded to the old saying, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, and since then you have become a good buddy and a good brother, for some reasons you don't need to know, my buddy wants to borrow here for a while." ”

"The house is yours, you can call whoever you want to live, this girl can't care about it, but he doesn't lock it in the shower, shouldn't you talk about this?" Ye Xiaoai shouted angrily, she really couldn't help but treat what happened just now as if it hadn't happened.

"The door is closed, the lights are on, and it makes sense to break in without knocking?"

Chu Yi held a teacup in one hand and a book on the sofa in the other hand and flipped through it, from beginning to end, his eyes were not on Ye Xiaoai.

Ye Xiaoai stood up, glared at Chu Yi angrily and said, "I have always lived with my cousin, who knew that someone would suddenly appear, this girl is almost scared by you!" ”

Chu Yi didn't bother to argue with a little girl, so he asked Zhu Yiqun instead: "What are you going to eat tonight?" ”

"Go to the restaurant, you can eat whatever you want." Zhu Yiqun patted his chest and said magnificently.

Ye Xiaoai, who was still angry with Chu Yi, suddenly became overjoyed, and cheered: "I want to eat braised tenderloin, shredded chicken, steamed squid, stir-fried field chicken, and delicious fried pork." ”

said a series of dish names in one go, and couldn't help but swallow when he said it.

"Okay, okay, all ordered, I'm very generous this time, until I'm full, but cousin, what you're talking about is meat, aren't you afraid of getting fat and ruining your slender figure?" Zhu Yiqun said.

"Don't you know that there is a kind of physique in the world that will not gain weight no matter how you eat?" Ye Xiaoai asked.

Zhu Yiqun asked suspiciously: "Could it be you?" ”

Ye Xiaoai spread her hands, raised her chin and said proudly: "It's obvious, look at me, when did I weigh more than ninety-five pounds." ”

"That's right!"

Zhu Yiqun nodded noncommittally, turned his head, and said to Chu Yi, "King Chu, what other books are you reading, pack up and prepare to go." Glancing at the cover of the book, "This book is a romance novel that my cousin reads, and you are a big man who reads wool." ”

Chu Yi's old face turned red, where was he reading a novel, just to avoid embarrassment, he just found a book and pretended to read it.

"Hmph~"

Ye Xiaoai's gaze swept over Chu Yi, and he snorted lightly in disgust.

……

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Zhu Yiqun's chosen place to eat was a food stall not far from the community, and the business was very hot.

When the three of them arrived, a table of people got up and left after eating.

"It's better to come early than to come by chance, once I came here to eat, and I waited for more than an hour just to wait for a seat."

Zhu Yiqun sat down on the plastic chair, but with a "snap", the plastic chair suddenly fell apart, but fortunately he was a flexible fat man, and he supported the ground with his hands, so as to avoid the embarrassment of sitting on the ground.

"Flutter~"

Ye Xiaoai chuckled and sneered: "Cousin, you big fat man should lose weight." ”

"Lose fart, lose it, I'm strong, not fat." Zhu Yiqun said angrily.

At this time, the waiter of the food stall came over.

Zhu Yiqun immediately complained: "I said beauty, your chair here is not strong, I just sit like this, it can't stand falling apart, fortunately it didn't drop me, otherwise I will ask your store to compensate for some mental damages." ”

"I'm sorry sir, I'll get you another one right away, please wait."

The waiter apologized again and again, looked at the thick plastic chair that had collapsed and deformed, and hurriedly ran away.

When he came back, he brought two of them, overlapped the two plastic chairs, and put them behind Zhu Yiqun: "Sir, this should be strong." ”

Zhu Yiqun gave a thumbs up and praised: "Soga! ”

"Big fat cousin, you occupy two chairs by yourself, so shameless!" Ye Xiaoai taunted her cousin while dismantling the disposable dishes and chopsticks.