"Go, go, can you respect me as an elder a little? I don't have a problem calling me Yiqun or cousin, but Ye Xiaoai, can you not add a big fat prefix? Zhu Yiqun shook his head and sighed again and again, feeling quite a headache for his cousin.

Ye Xiaoai playfully stuck out her tongue: "Then I'll call you Fat Cousin in the future." ”

"Get out!"

Zhu Yiqun pretended to be angry and snorted.

I don't want to talk to Ye Xiaoai anymore, as soon as I speak, nine out of ten sentences are burying him, which is really speechless.

Turning his head to look at Chu Yi, he found that Chu Yi was wearing a pair of glasses, and immediately patted his thigh and said: "I said how weird it is today, when I first met you, I felt that you suddenly became a lot more handsome, it turned out that you didn't wear glasses, but now you wear it, well, it's still the original taste." ”

"The whole nerd tastes like a man, and there is no manhood at all."

Ye Xiaoai had an opinion about Chu Yi at the beginning, and at this time, she felt that Chu Yi looked like a nerd who often appeared on TV, with a mediocre appearance and no flash.

Chu Yi didn't answer her words, but responded to Zhu Yiqun with a smile: "Myopia is more serious, and you can't see people clearly when you don't wear glasses and the light is not good." ”

Of course he is not short-sighted, it is the original Chu Yi who will be short-sighted, and he is now Chu Yi, the only Chu Yi in this world, and it is necessary to wear glasses to integrate into this role.

At the moment, he was wearing flat glasses without any power, which he bought in the optical store when he was waiting for Zhu Yiqun to come and pick him up, and if he didn't observe carefully, it was easy for people to think that they were myopic glasses.

"So short-sighted? Is there a nine-hundred-degree degree? This girl has heard that people with super high myopia can see clearly in the dark like owls, nerd, can you? Ye Xiaoai's eyes flashed with a sly light, and he looked at Chu Yi evilly.

Chu Yi was very helpless, this little girl seemed to be on the same page as herself.

"Ahem......"

Zhu Yiqun coughed dryly, "Cousin, it doesn't matter if you don't respect me, but you should respect him a little, to tell you the truth, King Chu has been hired as a Chinese teacher in your school, if it weren't for his temporary change of mind, now you have to respectfully call him Teacher Chu." ”

"Teacher? He applied for a job as a teacher at our school? ”

Ye Xiaoai's eyes widened in disbelief and looked Chu Yi up and down.

"I can't lie to you." Zhu Yiqun said.

"It can't be such a coincidence......"

Ye Xiaoai muttered in a low voice, and a frightened expression appeared on her face.

At this time, the ordered dishes were slowly served.

"Start and start, it's all your own people, so don't be polite." Zhu Yiqun beckoned Chu Yi and Ye Xiaoai to dine.

Chu Yi would not be polite to him, so he picked up the chopsticks and bowl and started.

"It's good that you, a nerd, have self-knowledge and don't come to our school to be a teacher, otherwise you will have a headache." Ye Xiaoai smiled like a little devil at Chu Yi.

Chu Yi asked expressionlessly, "What do you mean?" ”

"It's not interesting, praise you for your luck and escaped a catastrophe in your life!" Ye Xiaoai replied, then stopped talking, picked up chopsticks and enjoyed the food.

Chu Yi raised his eyebrows for some reason, he would never take a little girl to heart.

The dishes made by this food stall are quite delicious, Chu Yi can understand why Zhu Yiqun chose here, whether it is meat or vegetarian dishes, the heat is well controlled, and the oil and salt seasoning is very accurate.

"Damn, you two are really hard, you can eat better than me!"

After killing all the dishes on the table, Zhu Yiqun, who was already nine points full, looked at Chu Yi and Ye Xiaoai, two guys who didn't seem to have fully played their game, and showed a look of horror.

"This girl is a foodie, and if a boy is willing to invite me to dinner every day in the future, I will definitely agree to be his girlfriend." Ye Xiaoai's small mouth never stopped, and there were oil stains all around her eating.

Looking at this little girl, Chu Yi showed a faint smile on her face, because Ye Xiaoai was still quite cute at this time.

"Come on, cousin, according to your way of eating, multimillionaires have to weigh whether they can afford to support you." Zhu Yiqun said.

Ye Xiaoai rolled her eyes at him: "Nonsense, this girl is so easy to raise, as long as the boy works hard, he will definitely be able to support me, besides, I will definitely be able to earn a lot of money in the future, and I can support myself." ”

Zhu Yiqun raised his eyebrows: "It's good to have such ambitions, girls, it's better to be financially independent, it's always risky to rely on men to support you, by the way, cousin, tomorrow happens to be the weekend, do you want to go to the beach with us to have fun?" ”

"No, I don't have any common language with you two old men." Ye Xiaoai refused without thinking about it.

Old man?!

Chu Yi said: "......"

Zhu Yiqun said: "......"

After a while, a large pot of soup was served.

"Wow, what kind of soup is this, it tastes so sweet."

Ye Xiaoai immediately filled herself a big bowl and praised it while drinking.

"Drink more, this soup is very replenishing, King Chu, you too, look at how thin you have become." Zhu Yiqun said.

Chu Yi smiled and filled a bowl unceremoniously.

Ye Xiaoai drank two bowls at once, and then she used a spoon to hold a piece of sliced meat, and she was very curious about the soup: "Big fat cousin, what kind of soup is this?" It's so delicious, it's the first time this girl has drunk this soup. ”

Zhu Yiqun put a piece of meat in his mouth and replied: "Bullwhip soft-shelled turtle soup!" ”

"Turtle, I know, what is a bullwhip?" Ye Xiaoai frowned.

"It's a cow's chicken......"

Originally, Zhu Yiqun wanted to say that word, but when he thought that this was his own cousin, he couldn't take her badly, so he swallowed the word 'ba' back into his stomach and changed his words, "The bullwhip is the little jj of the bull!" ”

Little jj?

That thing down there?

Ye Xiaoai's face changed suddenly, because it reminded her of Chu Yi's naked body and the ugly object in her crotch again, and then when she looked at the meat slices in the spoon, an extremely strong feeling of nausea suddenly came up.

"Gott~"

She couldn't hold back her retching, covered her mouth, got up and ran towards the food stall.

"Cousin, what are you doing?" Zhu Yiqun stood up and called for her.

Ye Xiaoai turned her head at the door of the food stall and glared at him resentfully, then ran inside and disappeared, obviously, she went to the bathroom.

"King Chu, did you think she thought of something?" Zhu Yiqun asked Chu Yi, and the second monk was confused.

"You fucking asked this on purpose, right?"

A black line spread down Chu Yi's face, and he said angrily.

What else can the little girl think of in the film, it must be associated with his thing, but this Zhu Yiqun just wanted to ask if he thought of something, this is not a deliberate ghost letter.

"What's the matter, why are you so angry...... Burst...... Hahaha......"

Zhu Yiqun was stunned for a moment, then thought of something, and laughed, "King Chu, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really didn't expect that layer just now, no wonder my cousin ...... Ahahaha......"