984 Mr. Big marries his daughter
When Zihuan Chenghuang was about to do something with me, someone shouted boldly!
Hearing this voice, Zihuan Chenghuang shrank his neck, it turned out that the two ghosts of black and white had arrived.
Behind the two ghosts, there was also the purple city god of the provincial capital.
The black and white ghost almost drank Zihuan Chenghuang, and came over to greet me again: "Mountain God, I haven't seen you for a long time, but it's been good lately!" ”
I smiled and said Mr. Bai, your brother-in-law is going to beat me, and I'm going to spend energy.
The white-faced ghost almost raised a kick, and kicked Zihuan Chenghuang to the ground, saying I let you blow up the thorn, I have only left you for a few days, you even dare to compete with the mountain god, how to write the dead word You know no, if you don't know, I will write it to you, and start with a horizontal ......
The white-faced ghost said that, in front of Zihuan Chenghuang, he put his toes on the ground and wrote a dead word.
Zihuan Chenghuang had a bitter face and said Brother-in-law, how can you help outsiders talk.
"I said you're really stupid or fake! Can't you see it, this is Judge Zhang, who is having a quarrel with the Huang brothers, you really think she is so kind-hearted, and tell you about the little demon! ”
After the white-faced ghost finished speaking, he sighed vigorously, and his face hated iron but not steel.
Zi Chenghuang smiled, saying that it was all a misunderstanding, it was all a misunderstanding, in fact, Judge Zhang was not so cruel, and treated Xiao Chenghuang as a fool, she had already arranged for me in advance and arranged a retreat for Xiao Chenghuang, hehe, blame me for being late.
After Zichenghuang finished speaking, he clapped his hands.
Under the big tree over there, a woman in red came out.
The so-called red dress is actually a wedding dress with a red hijab on the head.
Zihuan Chenghuang saw it and said don't fool me, who knows if it's an ugly monster under the red hijab!
Hearing Zihuan Chenghuang say this, Zichenghuang's face turned blue.
The white-faced ghost saw that the provincial city god had changed his face, raised his leg and gave Zihuan city god a kick.
"Bastard, this bride is Zichenghuang's biological daughter, if someone wants to marry you, then it is also a marriage, even if it is ugly, it is worthy of you, cough cough, not to mention that people are as beautiful as flowers!"
After the white-faced ghost finished speaking, he kicked Zihuan Chenghuang again.
The white-faced Gui Cha did this, giving Zi Chenghuang enough face, so his face changed for the better again, and at the same time, he also helped Zihuan Chenghuang up.
The big city god patted the dust on the little city god, and said to the white-faced ghost: "Xiaobai, I have to criticize you, education is not like you, don't always teach children with fists and feet!" ”
The white-faced ghost smiled and said that he was embarrassed, he couldn't make it if he didn't fight.
The atmosphere eased a lot, and even the black-faced ghost was rare at that time, and he joked with a smile.
"Boy, in the blink of an eye, you have become the fast son-in-law of the provincial big city god, what are you not satisfied with, you will soar in the future, don't forget the black-faced brother me." The black-faced ghost almost touched his face and said to Zihuan Chenghuang.
Taking advantage of everyone's inattention, Zihuan Chenghuang bent down and ran out, and lifted the red hijab at once.
The little face under the red hijab, I have seen, is the little girl who came uninvited and ate our hot pot secretly.
Seeing that they were indeed beautiful, Zihuan Chenghuang actually smiled.
I said in my heart that this bastard, whatever I said about my feelings about falling in love with the little demon at first sight, it was all fake, he just wanted to marry a beautiful girl!
"It's time to go to the chapel! Why hasn't the witnesses come yet! The white-faced ghost said.
"Yes, worship the church, you have to pay attention to the worship hall, you see that the sky is almost dawn." Zihuan Chenghuang said impatiently.
He is talking nonsense with his eyes open, and it will be a long time before dawn.
"Phew!" I spat on the ground, showing my contempt for Zihuan Chenghuang.
He is now holding the hand of Zichenghuang's daughter, where can he care about my contempt for him, pretending not to see it.
Over there, Lao Bai and Aunt Dou came panting, and it turned out that they were witnesses.
followed by Mrs. Mei, with the landowners who had left, and the hula came again.
It is estimated that they were all found by Zhang Lin.
After all, Zhang Lin is not an excessive person, so why should he give Zihuan Chenghuang an explanation tonight.
It's just that I still can't understand how Zhang Lin persuaded Zichenghuang, the big city god, to marry his own daughter to Zihuan Chenghuang, according to the time in the world, his daughter is only how old now.
Anyway, later, under the auspices of Lao Bai and Aunt Dou, and under the witness of a group of land wives, Zihuan Chenghuang and the little girl worshipped, and then entered the cave room.
Everyone was eating and drinking outside.
I pulled Purple City God aside and asked him what the hell was going on.
It turned out that Zhang Lin had already helped Zichenghuang and got the official document of the prefecture approving marriage, so Zichenghuang's wife and daughter could finally register in the prefecture in the name of justice.
Originally, this was a good thing, but Xiao Zi, the daughter of Zi Chenghuang, after having a name, has a real body, and is no longer the ghost she used to be.
But this real body, that is, the physical body, is not the appearance of a child, but a precocious and a big girl, and the appearance is exactly the same as when she first ate hot pot.
And this big girl is also very good at causing trouble, anyway, her favorite thing to do is to steal and eat other people's mandarin duck pots.
In the past, she was just a ghost, and others couldn't easily find her, but now that she has a real body, she hasn't learned to hide her true body, so stealing and eating other people's hot pot is easy to be discovered.
In this way, trouble follows one another.
It's not that someone sees her beautiful and wants to deceive her, but she beats her, or people think they have met a female madman and call the police directly.
As an official of the prefecture, Zi Chenghuang is most afraid of dealing with the government of the yang world, and after several times, he finally can't stand it, if he leaves Xiao Zi in the provincial capital again, his official hat must be destroyed in Xiao Zi's hands.
In the end, Zhang Lin gave him the idea, that is, Zhang Lin was the matchmaker and married Xiaozi to Zihuan Chenghuang.
Zichenghuang couldn't wait to throw this hot potato to Zhang Lin to discipline well, because in the provincial capital, his wife was reluctant to beat and scold her daughter, so she knew that she was pampered.
So Zichenghuang and Zhang Lin reached a consensus, so tonight's incident happened.
As for the matter of the little demon, it was Zhang Lin who deliberately tested me.
After talking to Zichenghuang, I understood the before and after, so I didn't resent Zhang Lin, she didn't want to push the little demon into the fire pit, she left a way out.
Thinking of this, I just said everyone, I still have something to do when I go back, and I am out of company.
Purple Chenghuang and the black and white ghost almost disagreed, so they pulled me to sit down, saying that if you don't get drunk, you don't want to leave.
Lao Bai drank too much at that time, and despite Aunt Dou's opposition, he also pulled me to let me go.
I had no choice but to sit down and eat and drink with them.
In the cave room over there, there was the sound of a cup falling on the ground, and then there was the scream of Zihuan Chenghuang.
After all, it was his brother-in-law, and the white-faced ghost was startled when he heard it, and said that it would be fine.
"It's okay, Xiao Chenghuang wants to help me and discipline the little girl, it's okay, it's okay to hit it twice." Purple Chenghuang said very generously.
"No, Mr. Big, I obviously heard it, it was my brother-in-law who screamed......" After the white-faced ghost finished speaking, he was going to go over and take a look.
The black-faced ghost stretched out his hand, pulled the white-faced ghost away, and said What are you doing, brother-in-law, how can there be a brother-in-law who came to see it, you sit down for me.
At this moment, Zihuan Chenghuang let out another miserable scream.
I looked at Purple Chenghuang, who calmly drank a glass of wine and sandwiched another piece of meat.
I said in my heart that Dachenghuang still knows, don't do loss-making business, this troublesome girl, just like that, pushed to someone else's house.
I was thinking about it, Zihuan Chenghuang walked out wearing a groom's outfit and a bruised face.
When he came to our table, this guy cried with a face, and took away a roast chicken that we hadn't moved yet, and he didn't say a word from beginning to end.
Lao Bai was drunk, stood up and said: "Oh, it's nothing, it's just that the bride is hungry, the groom comes out to bring some food, everyone continue to eat and drink, don't stop chopsticks!" ”
The groom over there was always beaten in the cave room, and he kept coming out, and he would take away a plate of food for a while, how could everyone be like Lao Bai, drunk and very drunk, and pretend that nothing had happened.
So while eating, many landowners stood up and lied again that there was something on their territory, and they quit one by one.
In the end, even Lao Bai was pulled away by Aunt Dou.
"Two ghosts, mountain god, I have to go back before dawn, so let's leave it at this tonight, little girl, please take care of you."
After Zichenghuang finished speaking, he stood up and was about to leave.
The black-faced ghost smiled and said that she was your eldest husband's daughter before, and I couldn't care about it, but now she is the daughter-in-law of Xiao Chenghuang, and I can't care about it, so there's nothing for me here, and I'm leaving.
After the black-faced ghost finished speaking, he actually followed the purple city god.
I said in my heart that Zichenghuang is really an abacus master, he must know that his daughter will not suffer if she is here, so she walks so freely.
The white-faced ghost cha actually stood up and said Mountain God, my territory is still in Jiangnan, and I can't come to Jiangbei often, so I will leave the matter of discipline to you, and I will leave too......
I said at the time, "Oh, what are you doing here, the bride's father has run away, and you, the brother-in-law of the groom's official, are also running away, how can I discipline them, in the eyes of Xiao Chenghuang, I am considered old."
"It's okay, it's good to let him taste the roar of the Hedong lion, you know, his sister often bullies me like this, which can be regarded as their family's retribution."
After the white-faced ghost finished speaking, he shouted at the back of the black-faced ghost: "Old black, wait for me!" ”
Then he really shook his hand and ran away.
I couldn't help but shake my head.
It seems that this bride, Xiao Zi, has made enough trouble with Zichenghuang in the provincial capital, otherwise Zichenghuang would not have thrown her here like throwing away the long worm that bites her hand.
It was here that Zihuan Chenghuang let out another scream.
You can see that in the shadow of the window, Xiao Zi is holding Zihuan Chenghuang's ear and is trying to lift it up.
I said in my heart that Xiao Chenghuang, a beautiful girl, is not as good as you imagined!
I was still a little bit of a schadenfreude mentality.
Amid the screams of Zihuan Chenghuang, I hummed a song and left.
When I walked, I didn't feel much pain even in the wound on my buttocks.