After returning to the Guandi Temple, I climbed over the wall into the West Courtyard, leaned on the window and looked, Zhang Lin hugged the little demon, sleeping soundly, seeing that they were both safe, I was relieved.

I took a shower, slept beautifully, and when I woke up, I saw an old turtle standing in front of me, with a blue nose and swollen face, applying a hot towel to my face.

Although I don't know who beat the old turtle spirit, I am still very gloating.

"Oh, I said my old brother Wang, what's the matter, I was beaten?"

The old turtle had a bitter face and said don't mention it! It's all your bastard brother.

It turned out that after the old turtle spirit fainted at night, he was taken to Peacock Island by Zheng Poyu, and shook a jar of good wine under the old turtle spirit's nose.

When the old turtle smelled the wine, he had long forgotten about other things, and he didn't open his eyes, so he almost didn't drink the wine jar in one go.

Then, Zheng Poyu took the good dishes again, and just like that, the old turtle spirit was eating and drinking wine, and he had already forgotten what Zhang Lin told him.

When it was almost dawn, Zheng Poyu sent a small boat to send the old turtle spirit to the shore.

Who knew that the old turtle spirit had drunk too much, and after taking a few steps, it showed its original form.

An old king with a ghost token wrapped around his carapace!

At that time, there were many fishermen on the shore of Luoma Lake, who were selling fish there, and when they saw such a big old turtle, they were red-eyed at that time.

They don't know any ghosts and tokens, they just know how to grab the turtle and sell it for a good price.

So the old turtle spirit was chased and intercepted by the fishermen, and almost did not escape.

"Don't you know, those harpoons at that time really fell like raindrops, if it weren't for my brother's hard shell, I would have been nailed to the ground by the harpoons, fortunately I ran away, all the way to avoid the road, just walk through the grass and ditches, and finally returned to the land temple ......"

The old turtle carefully had palpitations and told me about the process.

I smiled and said that even if the harpoon is inserted, it won't hurt your face, what's the matter with your face?

"Don't mention it, it's not the old woman at home, seeing that I was drunk and showed my original form, and when I got angry, she used the sole of her shoe and slapped me, alas, I knew that I might as well be single!"

When the old turtle spirit said this, I said it's really pitiful, come on, I'll help you cover your face.

As I spoke, I snatched the towel and pressed it the old turtle's face, screaming in pain.

I had a bad breath in my heart, and I almost figured it out, so I put down the towel.

"Huangshan, you kid is really ruthless, I just deliberately acted last night, in fact, I know in my heart that Judge Zhang is measured in his work, and he won't really give the little demon to Xiao Chenghuang, so I'm like that, don't hate me, you kid, no matter what, hundreds of years ago, we were also a blood alliance and worshiped our brothers."

I smiled and said don't lie to me, you're just a wallgrass.

"Do you believe it or not, don't believe it!" After the old turtle finished speaking, he brought a hat, and pressed the hat down again, covering his old face with a blue nose and swollen face.

Seeing that the old turtle went outside, he pushed the tricycle in again, and I said, where did you get the tricycle?

"Lao Bao gave me to renovate the land temple, and finally Bao Xiaohua settled the account for him according to your instructions, he said that he had done so many projects, except for Mr. Tian's, and this time, he didn't take the money so happily, so he was happy, and gave me this tricycle."

I said at the time that the wool came out of the sheep, and speaking of which, this car was still my and Xiaomi's money.

"I didn't say I didn't thank you, if you feel at a loss, then this car will be good for you." The old turtle said.

I said to myself that I have a car, so I don't bother to ask for your tricycle.

The old turtle saw that I didn't speak, and then said: "Don't say it, it's convenient to have a car, for example, this time, Judge Zhang is going to Qinglong Mountain again, hehe, with this car, I can pull her and Xiao Ji ......"

I was stunned for a moment, and said, haven't you been to Qinglong Mountain?

"Judge Zhang said that he wanted to go to Banshan Lake to see the scenery, there was something here yesterday, and she didn't see it yet, so today we set off again, it is evening, we arrived at Qinglong Mountain, after climbing the mountain, we can enjoy the night view after a while."

At this moment, Zhang Lin and the little embarrassment demon walked out of the West Cross Courtyard.

Zhang Lin beckoned to the old turtle spirit, and the old turtle spirit immediately rode over on a tricycle.

Zhang Lin got into the car and pulled the little demon up again.

The little demon was in a semi-coma last night, and she didn't know what was going on, so she now relaxed her vigilance against Zhang Lin, after all, in her opinion, Zhang Lin slept with her in her arms at night, and if she wanted to harm her, she would have done it a long time ago.

The little demon sat in the canopy of the tricycle and waved his hand to me.

What she means is, we go and see the scenery, and we come when we go.

I also knew that Zhang Lin would not harm her again, so I nodded to her.

Zhang Lin looked at me impatiently, and put down the curtain of the canopy.

When they all went out, I closed the door of the Guandi Temple and went back to scramble an egg fried rice by myself.

When I was eating, Zihuan Chenghuang jumped directly from the wall.

This time he also wore white gloves.

Looking at his three-inch ears, I said in my heart that it was really miserable, and I guess I was pulled by that little purple ear all night.

"Shout, isn't this our city god in Zihuan County, the newlywed Yan'er, why didn't he accompany his little lady, but came to me instead, is it because the attraction of the cave house is not enough?"

Zihuan Chenghuang said with a bitter face: "I said Mountain God, you don't laugh at me, I didn't mean to target you, who knows that the little demon also has a leg with you, I just want a daughter-in-law, is this request too much?" ”

I can't say too much, as a bachelor, this request is too reasonable!

"Alas!" Zihuan Chenghuang sighed deeply.

"Oh,, I said Lord Chenghuang, such a beautiful daughter-in-law is in her arms, the cave room must be very comfortable, why are you sighing?"

Zihuan Chenghuang said that you didn't see my ears, and the cave room, the hole of a fart, all night, she didn't let go of my ears, while eating and pulling hard, almost didn't pull out my ears, even when it was dawn, she didn't let me go, forced me to make her hot pot to eat, you look at my hands, they were all hot pot out of the bubble!

After Zihuan Chenghuang finished speaking, he took off his gloves and stretched out his hand for me to see.

Sure enough, it's all blistering.

I just said that you make hot pot, why are you still burning yourself?

"She forced me to bring a hot pot to her directly from someone's hot pot restaurant, can it not be hot for me! Mountain God, let me tell you, I'm really fed up, I'm going to find Mr. Big, no matter what, this bride, I want to return it, God is pitiful, beautiful women, they are all femme fatales, I have to be killed by her when I turn back! ”

I said in my heart that you want to be beautiful, and the pit you choose, you have to jump down with your eyes closed!

I'll just say Lord Chenghuang, do you want to die?

"Nonsense, I haven't even had time in the cave room, how can I want to die!"

"If you don't want to die, I suggest you, don't go to Mr. Big, he is a provincial-level city god, pinching you to death is not the same as pinching a little bug, if you find him to withdraw from the marriage, aren't you just the same, throw his hand to give him a big mouth, when the time comes, he will find a reason casually, saying that you are not working hard, and you will be cut first, and Lord Yama will not blame him, think about it, if you are not afraid of death, you will go to him to withdraw from the marriage."

I flickered, so frightened that Zihuan Chenghuang didn't dare to mention this matter again.

"Mountain God, do you have a leg of mutton here? My vicious bride said that she wanted to eat a leg of mutton, I couldn't go to someone's store to rob it, and if I continued like this, I would be reported to the palace of Hades by others before Mr. Big gave me small shoes! ”

"You go to Xu Da stunned, you also helped with the big head, he should still have a leg of mutton at home, I can definitely send you a few."

Hearing me say this, Zihuan Chenghuang didn't dare to slack off, jumped over the wall and left.

I guessed he was walking away, and then I laughed out loud.

Look, yesterday he and the old turtle spirit were both against me, and the report of the present world came too quickly!

Thinking of this, although the egg fried rice is cold, I eat it very deliciously.

After a while, Wei Dabao and Lao Bai came to the Guandi Temple with a chessboard, saying that they wanted to fight at night, and they had to kill the sky and the earth.

I saw that they were addicted to chess, and I said that just because you two are guarding the door, I will also go out for a walk.

I threw down two packs of cigarettes and went out with my car keys.

I went to the Xujia Hotel first, and went in to ask the big head if Xiao Chenghuang had come to take the leg of mutton.

The big head said yes and took two of them.

I smiled, it seems that Zihuan Chenghuang was really treated by the bride this time.

I went to Zihuan Branch again, the window contracted by Datou, but I didn't expect Jin Changchang and Meizi to be so capable, and let the window open normally in the absence of Datou.

I watched them from afar, and their hard work was already on the right track, and I really deserved Xu Laosan's hard work.

I went to find Ermao again and asked him if there was any emergency in the Zihuan branch recently.

"Boss, no, if there is, as long as I can't solve it, I will definitely inform you! Let's go, I'm not on duty tonight, go to my dormitory, I'll get some hard dishes, let's have a drink. ”

I couldn't resist Ermao's enthusiasm, so I went to drink with him.

At eight or nine o'clock in the evening, I was almost drunk when my phone rang suddenly.

I looked at it, it was the number of the old turtle spirit, and I answered it immediately.

"Brother, you really misunderstand me, look at this time, I'll give you a message!" The old turtle spirit came up and invited merit and reward.

I said that you should first tell me the wind you want to pass and the letter you want to report!

"Brother, Judge Zhang actually sat on the edge of the lake with the little embarrassment demon, and threw the wurm ball, the one that formed the little grimace yesterday, into the lake!"

"And then?" I hurriedly asked.

"Later, that Wurm Ball floated on the surface of the lake, and it didn't sink at all." The old turtle spirit said and said and stopped talking.

"Damn, you can finish it in one breath, and then later!" I asked anxiously.

Later, the cyan dragon came out of the lake, swallowed the wurm ball, and then held its head high and came to the top of the heads of Judge Zhang and the little demon...... I'll see...... Oh, now the dragon opened its big mouth, as if it was going to swallow Judge Zhang and the little demon in one bite! ”

When I heard this, I was still in the mood to drink, and I put the wine glass down.

"Boss, what's wrong?" Ermao asked me.

"Don't say anything, find a brother who is free now, drive me to a place, and my car will be parked in the parking space next to the school gate!"

Ermao wanted to drive me, but I didn't agree, after all, I had drunk with him.

Soon, Ermao arranged for a small security guard to come over, saying that he drove very steadily.

I said it doesn't matter if it's steady or not, as long as it's fast.

Grandma's, I'm really anxious to die now!