Knowing that Tian Tian didn't move away, I was a lot more relieved, and the day after my head was cut off, I must have slept on the bed, Tian Tian should have donated incense money after knowing that my life was not in danger.

Tian Tian was to thank Master Guan for opening his eyes and saving my life.

This proves that Tian Tian still cares about me very much, but where did she think that Xu Laosan, an old man, intercepted the incense money, filled in the gambling debts, and reported it to his private pocket.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, Xu Laosan is Master Guan's lackey.

This incense money, whether it is Guan Lao Ye Hua or Xu Lao Sanhua, is the same.

In fact, Master Guan has already given Xu Laosan a lot of face, he spent a lot of incense money, and Master Guan has never pursued it, which is equivalent to that Master Guan is also very protective of Xu Laosan.

Anyway, Tian Tian is not short of money, maybe, she is just happy, and she may want to send some pocket money to Xu Laosan.

At this time, in my heart, I have tied myself and Tian Tian together.

My heart is stable, my stomach is hungry, I slept for three days, I didn't eat anything, and now my stomach is hungry, I took advantage of Xu Laosan's inattention, inserted a small bowl into the basket, scooped a bowl of balls and ran.

"Stinky boy, dare to snatch the balls of Miss Da Ci Da Bei Tian, I will kill you!"

Xu Laosan was angry.

"It's also merciful, isn't Tian Tian just giving it to you, donating 30,000 yuan, and you will become a female bodhisattva in your mouth! When I have money, I will also donate 350,000 yuan to you, and then you will also call me the merciful and compassionate Young Master Huang! ”

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan picked up the colander and was about to hit me.

I pointed to Xu Laosan and said, "If you beat me and try, if you beat me, I will sprinkle a pot of soil in the oil pot and basket, so that your female bodhisattva with great compassion will not be able to eat balls!" ”

When Xu Laosan heard me say this, he didn't dare to come over.

I squatted at the base of the wall, eating the balls crunchy while looking at Xu Laosan and laughing.

Xu Laosan was unwilling, pointed at me with a colander, and let Dawu comment.

"Dawu, do you see! See! This is a white-eyed wolf! I used to eat my drink, I lived in mine, I won't talk about it, these three days, I served him with a handful of and urine, and the result was good, and I came to grab the balls and eat! ”

I smiled and shouted, "Third grandfather, don't be complacent! These balls are still bought by my daughter-in-law! ”

Xu Laosan suddenly looked up to the sky and laughed.

After laughing, Xu Laosan said: "Ji Caiyun ran away early, you kid is here, be your dream daughter-in-law!" ”

"Let me tell you the truth, Tian Tian and I have already worshiped heaven and earth for life, she is my future daughter-in-law, speaking of which, these balls are hers and mine, I eat a few balls from my daughter-in-law, what's wrong!"

Hearing me say this, Xu Laosan laughed even harder, and almost laughed out of breath.

"Huangshan, you don't pee on yourself, Miss Tian, can you take a fancy to you?"

When Xu Laosan said this, he pointed to Dawu and said, "Dawu, you tell the truth, can Tian always take a fancy to Huangshan?" ”

Da Wu shook his head and said, "Then I'll tell you the truth, I don't like it!" ”

As soon as the two of them sang and harmonized, I smoked my seven orifices, and I saw a big ball of grass on the ground, and I raised my leg and kicked it.

I originally wanted to kick the grass ball over and smash Xu Laosan, but after my foot touched the grass ball......

it!

This foot down, I grinned in pain, I don't know what was wrapped in this big grass ball, it was three points harder than steel, and my toes were almost kicked off.

I was so worried about the pain in my feet, I couldn't hold the small bowl in my hand, and I flew out on board.

I picked up the big ball of grass and removed the rope from the outside.

It turned out that there was a head carved in stone, look at the front of the stone carving, I wiped it, not only there was a scar on the bald head, but also the facial features on the face were exactly the same as my facial features.

If I take a closer look, this stone head is the same size as my head.

I held the stone carved head and was stunned.

"Who carved this head according to my head?" I asked Xu Laosan.

"Which stone carver has the time to carve your head, this is the spirit of Master Guan that day, and he cut it off from your head with a knife!"

Hearing Xu Laosan say this, I don't understand.

Originally, I didn't figure it out, Master Guan cut off my head, but how did I still live well, and now Xu Laosan said again, this stone carving head was cut off from me by Master Guan, what the hell is going on?

"Third grandfather, what do you mean, why can't I understand?"

Xu Laosan looked at the small bowl that I had broken, and the dozen or so balls rolling on the ground, that was distressing.

"Third grandfather, how much you have lost now, I will pay it back a hundred times tonight!" I patted my chest and promised.

Xu Laosan smiled and answered my question.

"After you were hit by the charm stone qi, the Tiangang thunder fire in your body burned, although you couldn't burn the stone qi, but it pushed all the stone qi to the upper part of your body, that is, in your head."

"Master Guan's knife is really a stroke of genius."

"That knife, which is tangible but not substantial, is actually a ...... It's similar to the sword qi of a swordsman, this sword qi can't hurt you a bit, but it splits out the stone qi in your head. ”

"However, the stone gas has already been formed, so after it is split, it solidifies when it touches the air."

"After solidifying, it will become the head you are holding, understand?"

I nodded, understood.

"Got it? I understand that you still don't put down that stone head, let me go! That head, now it's not your thing, it's my Guandi Temple, bundled up and given, a work of art by Miss Tian, who is merciful and compassionate! ”

"Who would dare to say it's not my thing!" I shouted.

Actually, it's not that I don't want to give a stone head to Tian Tian, I just think that if I want to send it, I will send it.

As a result, as soon as I finished speaking, someone followed my words and spoke.

"It's not your thing!" The voice outside was very soft, and the tone was very crisp, it was Tian Tian who came.

"Tian Tian, my things are your things, hehe." I hurriedly said.

Tian Tian wore a white dress and walked into the East Cross Courtyard, in Xu Laosan's eyes, Tian Tian was his God of Wealth.

Xu Laosan smiled all over his face and hurriedly got up to greet him.

His wrinkled face, smiling, resembled a blooming chrysanthemum.

Xu Laosan's words were also very flattering: "Hey, my eldest lady, you're finally off work, hehe, meatballs, I've fried a lot, just wait for you to come over and eat after work." ”

Tian Tian said politely, thank you Xu Daochang, and then she waved outside and shouted, "Yu Xin, don't rub it off, come over quickly." ”

"Sister Tian, I want to hurry, but with a pug by my side, I can't go fast!"

Hearing Yu Xin say this, I thought that she bought a puppy as a pet, but I didn't expect that it was not a pug that followed Yu Xin, but a young man with spirit.

This young man is full of energy and extraordinary bearing.

I saw that he was thin but not weak, his little white face was white and smooth, his black leather shoes were shiny and shiny, his straight suit, made of high-grade wool, and his body was spotless and looked clean and neat.

Compared to him, Dawu's body is greasy, and my clothes are disheveled, but I am dwarfed.

At a glance, you can know that this is a young talent with unique skills.

Fortunately, he obviously came to pursue Yu Xin, not Tian Tian, otherwise I would not have the experience to deal with such a cheeky rival.

Saying that he is cheeky, that is not an exaggeration at all, Yu Xin is obviously not interested in him, but he always follows Yu Xin's side, let Yu Xin raise his leg to kick, or use his satchel to smash, the young man gently dodged, just didn't leave.

"Hey, isn't this Master Sima of the coffin shop in the county seat!" Dawu stood up and said hello.

The young man smiled at Da Wu and hugged his fist at Xu Laosan.

"The junior Sima Xiaowu has seen Xu Daochang." The voice is full of energy, and it really lives up to its name.

Sima Xiaowu is the closed disciple of the owner of the coffin shop.

The north of Jiangsu and the south of Lu are nearly a thousand miles round, the chief scoop of all carpenters, and the authentic successor of Lubanshu.

At present, in Zihuan County, Sima Xiaowu and Xu Laosan are equally famous, and the crematorium in this county, their words are good.

But no matter how awesome he is, I'm not interested in him.

I only have Tian Tian in my eyes, and the more I look at it, the more I feel that she is more beautiful than a fairy.