I also glanced at Sima Xiaowu, and then put my eyes on Tian Tian.

Tian Tian is not only beautiful, but also very attractive!

The figure, 360 degrees without dead ends, no defects, from the back, warped, from the front, bulging, from the side, the front drum and the back are twisted and mean, and the long legs and neck are coveted.

Look at Tian Tian's little face again, when she is angry and has a straight face, she is like an iron-masked queen holding life and death, and when she is happy and smiles, she is the cream Loli that is sprinkled in the world in the spring light.

is such a beauty, how can you have a sexless love with her!

I believe that if I fall in love with Tian Tian, maybe opposites attract, and after being with her all the year round, sooner or later, I will become the one who can open her key.

After Tian Tian saw Sima Xiaowu, he snorted, pulled over a small bench, and sat down.

The God of Wealth sees who is unhappy, then Xu Laosan looks at who is unhappy.

Although it was the first time they met, since Tian Tian was unhappy, then he Xu Laosan didn't plan to give Sima Xiaowu a good look, of course, my third grandfather, everything is hidden, and he hid the knife in his smile, and he was talking about him.

I walked behind Tian Tian and gave Tian Tian a slap on the shoulder.

Tian Tian didn't speak, so I waited for her while watching the excitement.

Xu Laosan really began to make trouble: "Xiao Wu, you are not righteous, you have taken over the coffin shop from Boss Liang for a long time, right?" You've never come to me, why did you chase a girl today, and you chased me here? ”

Xu Laosan's words are hidden in the needle, and the scolding is obvious.

What he means is that your master Lao Liang is respectful to the Taoist master, and now that your master is gone, you have taken over as the chief scoop handle, but you didn't come over in time to worship the Taoist master.

Sima Xiaowu, when Xu Laosan said something, his little white face also turned red.

Xu Laosan's words were particularly poisonous, so that Sima Xiaowu couldn't answer.

If Sima Xiaowu denies that he is chasing a girl, then he wants to chase Yu Xin in the future, but it will be difficult to climb to the sky, don't look at Yu Xin now that she doesn't say she likes her, but she didn't slap her to death, and said that the old lady doesn't like you, get out.

Otherwise, Yu Xin wouldn't have called him a pug.

Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, girls scold you for being a pug, maybe in the bottom of their hearts, they have treated you as a pet.

At this time, many of us were present, if Sima Xiaowu denied it in public, it would be tantamount to cutting off his own life, and Yu Xin would definitely say in the future, didn't you say that you wouldn't chase me, get away!

However, if Sima Xiaowu admitted to Xu Laosan at this time that he was chasing the girl, and then he chased into the Guandi Temple, this word would not be in line with the rules of the rivers and lakes.

One mountain does not tolerate two tigers.

In a small place like Zihuan County, the coffin shop can coexist with the Guandi Temple, and the main thing is that the elders are magnanimous, and the younger generations are respectful and polite.

So I feel that Sima Xiaowu is in a dilemma, and it is not easy to answer Xu Laosan's words.

However, I, a half-sized boy, obviously underestimated the cheekiness of Sima Xiaowu, the old oilman of the rivers and lakes.

"What the Taoist chief criticized is that the younger generation should indeed come to visit you a long time ago, but before the master died, he told me not to come and disturb your old man before he was mature, so I never dared to come."

Hearing Sima Xiaowu say this, Xu Laosan was stunned for a moment.

"What is maturity? What is immaturity? Xu Laosan asked.

"Master, the old man said, there is love in the heart, in order to mature, the younger generation has never had affection for a woman before, so it is not mature, but today in the old street, when I saw Miss Yuxin, I fell in love with her at first sight."

When Sima Xiaowu said this, he leaned in front of Yu Xin again.

"As soon as I saw Miss Yuxin, I suddenly fell in love in my heart, and with love, the younger generation will mature, so I dare to follow Miss Yuxin's footsteps and follow the instructions of the master in the spirit of heaven, and come in to meet the Taoist elder and your old man."

After Sima Xiaowu finished speaking, he couldn't breathe and his heart didn't beat.

And this obvious lie, but he said that it did not leak, and in this way, Xu Laosan's attack was dissolved invisibly.

Xu Laosan slapped his thigh, this time I was far away, and Dawu covered his leg and screamed.

"Xiao Wu, you kid is so slippery, in the blink of an eye, the responsibility is put on your dead ghost master, Dao Ye has never seen it, you can talk to a girl, such a fresh and refined man, your face is so thick!"

Xu Laosan laughed when he said this.

"Thick-skinned, eat a piece of meat! You look shameless, quite the style of a poor youth! Xu Laosan recalled the glory of the past, and got carried away for a while, as if he regarded Sima Xiaowu as a young version of himself.

Sima Xiaowu also bowed his hand to Xu Laosanyi: "Dao Chief, each other." ”

These two cheeky ones, one big and one small, such a conversation, the two of them are equivalent to admitting in public that their cheeks are thicker than the city wall.

Sima Xiaowu is equivalent to getting the support of the owner of Guandi Temple, and he is even more bold when he entangles Yu Xin.

"Miss Yuxin, you weak little hands, carrying such a big bag, you must be very tired, come, give me the bag, you are busy with you, when you are done, I will return the bag to you."

Sima Xiaowu said, and went to Yu Xin's hand to grab the bag.

How did Yu Xin know that this pug would be so thick-skinned and at a loss for a while.

Xu Laosan and Sima Xiaowu suddenly shook hands and sympathized with each other, Tian Tian was a little disdainful, but now seeing Sima Xiaowu entanglement with Yu Xin, Tian Tian was even more unhappy.

"Ahem...... cough" Tian Tian looked at Xu Laosan and faked coughing twice.

Xu Laosan's face turned red, and then he remembered that he had almost offended the God of Wealth.

"Xiao Wu, did you bring any gifts when you came to visit Poor Dao?"

Xu Laosan asked with a smile, I know in my heart, this time there is a sharp knife hidden in his smile.

Sima Xiaowu's face did not change, he responded calmly, and replied:

"The juniors are not as clever as the Taoist chief, so they don't know when they will be mature, so they didn't bring any gifts today, but don't worry, the juniors will definitely come back next time, and they will definitely make up for you."

Xu Laosan rubbed his fingers and asked Sima Xiaowu again:

"Next time? Next time, if Miss Yuxin doesn't come to my Guan Emperor Temple, you kid will definitely not come, so don't wait for next time, now you don't have a little incense money on your body, offering Master Guan? ”

Xu Laosan rubbed his fingers, the meaning was already very straightforward, there were no gifts, and it was okay to have cash.

Who knew that Sima Xiaowu rummaged through his pockets, and it was empty.

"Dao Chief, the juniors are just like you, they all eat hundreds of meals, and they don't have any money on them."

Hearing Sima Xiaowu say this, Xu Laosan knew that he couldn't scrape oil and water from Sima Xiaowu, and if he couldn't scrape oil and water, our Xu Daochang, wouldn't care about you.

Xu Laosan's face flickered, and he said coldly:

"Xiao Wu, I'm really sorry, you see that we are all ready to eat, and there are not enough chopsticks, so we can't let you watch us eat, otherwise, you better avoid it."

Xu Laosan is equivalent to directly issuing an eviction order.

No matter how thick-skinned Sima Xiaowu was, he was embarrassed to pestle here, so he hugged his fists and said goodbye.

Sima Xiaowu was forced to retreat.

I saw a hint of reluctance suddenly flashing on Yu Xin's face.

Tian Tian must have seen it too, she beckoned to Yu Xin and called Yu Xin over.

"Yu Xin, do you have feelings for this little white face?" Tian Tian asked in a low voice.

Yu Xin blushed and nodded.

I scolded in my heart, it's really not bad for men and women to not love!

Jiang is still old and spicy, Xu Laosan is right, thick skin, eat a piece of meat!

And Sima Xiaowu this time, he still eats fragrant beautiful meat.

"Yu Xin, then you be careful, don't be deceived by this little white face, before you get the marriage certificate, if you dare to sleep with him, I will strangle him first, and then strangle you!"

When Tian Tian said this, he clenched his small fists and looked vicious.

Yu Xin nodded and said Sister Tian, don't worry, I am measured.

These two people, Wang Ba looked at mung beans and met his eyes, Tian Tian was not good at beating mandarin ducks.

So Tian Tian coughed lightly at Xu Laosan again.

Xu Laosan comprehended and shouted to Sima Xiaowu's back:

"Xiao Wu, Dao Ye suddenly remembered that I still have a pair of chopsticks here!"