229 Hit the turtle and slap the face (for this month's 1380 diamonds)
The old turtle spirit's thousand-year-old ice swordsmanship can make people desperate when they look at it, but I never thought that it would be instantly resolved by a call from a donkey, Ou Ou Ou.
I was ecstatic for a while, thinking that the donkey was the great savior that Xu Laosan was waiting for.
And the old turtle spirit was also shocked by the donkey's barking, he looked up at the Running Tiger Ridge with a look of disbelief, and the direction of the donkey's bark was transmitted, but he, like me, didn't see anything.
The old turtle spirit did not give up, and waved his hand again to chant a spell, wanting to turn into more ice swords.
However, as long as the old turtle spirit makes a move, the sound of the donkey will come from the side of Paohuling, and listening to the sound, it is getting closer and closer to this side, and the donkey is rushing to this side.
I've heard the old man say before that when Wang Ba bites something, he won't let go.
If someone is bitten on the finger, even if you chop off Wang Ba's head, Wang Ba will not open his mouth when he dies, and after this happens, the best way at this time is to run to a place where there is a donkey, so that Wang Ba can hear the call of the donkey.
In that case, Wang Ba will immediately relent.
Everyone said that the donkey is the nemesis of Wang Ba, and I used to ask the old principal, Wang Ba, why are you afraid of donkeys? Originally, these two things, one in the water and the other on land, are a relationship that can't be beaten by eight poles.
At that time, the old principal said that because Wang Ba was afraid of loud noises, and the donkey barked, the sound was not small.
It seems that this is really the case.
The old turtle spirit tried many times, and this time he was sure that his spell would be completely out of order in the sound of the donkey's barking, so he stopped doing useless work, patted his ass and sat down again.
Seeing that the old turtle spirit had died down, my confidence doubled.
"When I was a child, I heard adults often say that Wang Ba was afraid of donkeys, I didn't believe it yet, but now I believe it, not only Wang Ba is afraid of donkeys, but even you, the old Wang Ba, who has lived for thousands of years, a generation of turtle spirits, is no exception! Your nemesis is here! ”
The old turtle didn't even hear the sound of my words, and closed his eyes.
Anyway, the savior has already come, I relaxed a lot, rubbed my legs, stood up very easily, and then I held the oil lamp and walked over to try Xu Laosan first, and then try Lao Bai.
Xu Laosan seemed to be a little frozen, but it was fine.
And Lao Bai's old bones were so much that I didn't expect, I touched both sides of his body to make sure that although he was thrown twice, he was full of bones, and none of them were injured or fractured.
Lao Bai couldn't wake up at the moment, but it was due to drunkenness.
Drunk people, if they vomit alcohol, it is easy to be choked back by vomit, and if they enter the trachea again, the person will die, so I lifted Lao Bai upside down with one hand and shook it off.
When I put down Lao Bai again, he was already a little sober.
Not far away there was a puddle of water that was half the size of a puddle, filled with rainwater, and Lao Bai looked at himself, and felt very disgusted, and did not ask me what was going on, so he ran to the edge of the puddle and plunged into it.
At this time, the rain stopped.
The lightning flashed and thundered, and there was no more.
Seeing that the old turtle spirit was still sitting on the ground, I faced him and continued the topic just now.
"Lao Wang Ba, you have practiced for thousands of years, and it is not easy to have your current achievements, your nemesis Donkey Head Tai Sui is coming soon, see that you haven't had time to hurt people tonight, the consequences are not serious, you better run for your life!"
The donkey saved me, and I was so happy that I gave it the name of Donkey Head Tai Sui.
In fact, I thought of the donkey of Qian, I am afraid that the donkey will not be in addition to barking, and after turning back to the old turtle essence, in case the donkey is poor in skills and is overturned by the old turtle essence, it will be miserable!
This time, the old turtle spirit gave me a lot of face, opened his eyes, and chatted with me.
"Stinky boy, do you really think that turtles and turtles are born afraid of donkeys barking? The sound of thunder just now was much louder than the sound of a donkey, you see me, was I scared at that time! ”
Listening to the old turtle spirit's words, he had no intention of leaving at all.
"I'm going to sit here tonight, waiting for that stupid donkey to come to the door myself, and I'm going to skin and bone-break that stupid donkey in front of you, and then roast it and make it into donkey meat!"
The old turtle said hatefully.
It seems that the donkey's cry just now, although it broke his ice swordsmanship, but he doesn't seem to be afraid, is it that the donkey is not Wang Ba's nemesis, the donkey's cry just now, but there is another mystery?
When I think of this, I want to slip away.
Seeing that the old turtle spirit closed his eyes again, I took the oil lamp in one hand and lifted Xu Laosan with the other, sandwiched it in the creaking nest, and quietly retreated.
Although I tried to keep my footsteps as low as possible, I was still heard by the old turtle spirit.
"Boy, if you dare to take another step, I'll let you be in a different place!" The old turtle didn't open his eyes, took off the hat on his head, and shook it vigorously, and the ice slag on the edge of the hat was thrown off, revealing an extremely sharp edge.
Now I understand that this hat is like an unbreakable shield.
The old turtle spirit flung it, and the hat shot out, and circled around a mulberry tree in the distance, with branches crisscrossing vertically and horizontally, and then the hat flew back into the hands of the old turtle spirit like a boomerang.
And the upper part of the mulberry tree, like a goddess scattering flowers, broken branches, fell one after another.
This shield can defend and attack.
If the previous ice sword was a spell that could be fought in the air, then this hat was the magic weapon of the old turtle spirit in close combat.
I didn't want to be cut down like a mulberry tree, so I measured it and sat down again.
At this time, there was no interference from the sound of rain, and in the middle of the night, when everything was quiet, I could hear the hooves of the donkey.
The old turtle suddenly opened his eyes and looked at me with kind eyes.
"Huang Shan, I didn't really want to hurt you before, I just wanted to stop you from going up the mountain, now I don't think so, in fact, we can become comrades-in-arms on the same front."
"Or, I can take you as an apprentice."
"I will teach you all my skills, I promise, even if you only learn half of my skills, you will be able to stand on the five mountains and crisscross the four seas, invincible in the world."
"Moreover, after I take off the carapace and turn into a dragon and fly into the sky, my old turtle pool, of course, will be inherited by you, my only apprentice, there are countless treasures in the old turtle pool, just take out one, it is worth a fortune."
"As long as you have the ability and money, what kind of beauty can't you find?"
"Don't talk about just one Ji Caiyun, that is, the dragon girl of the undersea Dragon Palace, you can come to the door to ask for marriage at that time, dare not agree, you just need to use a sack to tie her out."
"The dragon girl is a righteous god, enjoy it, it's much cooler than Ji Caiyun......"
When the old turtle said this, he winked at me.
"You know, young man!" He actually burst out with a mantra that young people often use.
Not only was I not moved, but I felt twelve points of disgust with him in my heart.
Grandpa said that the so-called camel dragons, turtles and turtles, etc., are all camel dragons, and they can be cultivated again, as long as they can throw away the carapace on their backs, they can turn into dragons like carp jumping over the dragon gate.
Therefore, I believe that the old turtle spirit can turn into a divine dragon after cultivation.
However, if you come to fool me, it's your fault!
You say that if I learn half of your skills, I will be invincible in the world, which means that I will win when I fight with others, I believe you.
But you say that I can also go to the Dragon Palace, directly tie the dragon girl back into the cave room, and enjoy the feeling of ravaging the righteous gods, you say this, but it's a little, insulting my IQ!
This is an obvious contradiction!
I learned half of your skills, and I can sneak into the Dragon Palace to kidnap the Dragon Girl, then you old boy, you have such skills, why are you still cultivating hard, you want to take off the carapace and turn into a dragon!
The Dragon King of the Four Seas, that is the leader of the four directions in the Divine Dragon!
In addition to the above points that disgusted me, the last sentence of the old turtle spirit, saying that the dragon girl enjoyed it more than the iceberg beauty, made me not disgusted with him, but disgusting.
I remained silent, wanting to test why the old turtle spirit suddenly wooed me.
"Daxian, there is no merit, you must have something that you need me to do, right?"
The old turtle nodded happily.
"Mingren doesn't say secret words, since I plan to take you as an apprentice, then I can confess to you, you just need to tie Ji Caiyun to me."
Hitting people doesn't slap them in the face.
But you can still slap a turtle in the face.
I suddenly reached out and slapped the old turtle in the face.