The old turtle has lived for thousands of years, controlling the old turtle pool, entrenched in the Tiger Ridge, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon, and absorbing the aura of heaven and earth.

Whether the old turtle spirit appeared in the shape of the main body, or in the image of the hunchbacked old man as it is now, the thick and heavy shell, he couldn't use changes to melt it.

At this moment, the hunchback on his body is what his king eight shells have become.

Therefore, the old turtle spirit is very taboo about this.

Now Lao Bai is going to die, a hunchback who touches the old turtle essence, not to mention his old buddy, has changed from a donkey to a dromedary camel, which is tantamount to poking the most secret and painful place on the old turtle essence.

At the time, I thought that Lao Bai was a stunt, and he had the grasp of restraining the old turtle spirit, and deliberately pretended to be drunk by the smell of alcohol, humiliating the old turtle spirit in this way, and forcing the old turtle spirit to be annoyed and ashamed.

No matter how high the master is, as long as he is disturbed by anger, he will show flaws.

Therefore, seeing Lao Bai doing this, I can't help but secretly admire, Uncle Bai is really a brave and resourceful master who is hidden in the city!

Under the stimulation of Lao Bai, the old turtle spirit finally fell for it and stood up.

looked at Xu Laosan, who was still lying on the ground, because of the heavy rain and ice slag, his lips were purple from the cold.

I said in my heart, Uncle Bai, you hurry up and clean up the old turtle essence!

Seeing the old turtle spirit standing up, Lao Bai patted the old turtle spirit's buttocks, and said, "Old man, did your legs have been sawed short, why did you become so short?" Oh my God, it's too dangerous out there, hurry up and come home with me! ”

After revealing the old bottom of Wang Ba's shell, Lao Bai said that the old turtle was short.

At this moment, the old turtle spirit couldn't control how many to send anymore, and it didn't matter whether Lao Bai was a top master or not, he suddenly made a move, raised his arm, and slapped Lao Bai's shoulder with a palm.

Lao Bai, who was slapped in the face, was like getting on a small plane and flying high.

When Lao Bai tumbled and fell, he happened to fall on the path paved with ice slag, and then he seemed to be on a slide, sliding out more than ten feet away.

Lao Bai's flashlight was still held in his hand.

My eyes were better, so when Lao Bai landed, his arms were curled up, and the flashlight was right on his own face, and I could see that Lao Bai rolled over the dead fish eyes and fainted.

Fortunately, because he slid out on the ground and unloaded a lot of strength, Lao Bai was not thrown to death, and after a while, he did not wake up, but because he was flying in the air, he was swaying so badly that the wine surged to his head, and he vomited.

Lao Bai vomited non-stop, sprayed dirt out, and covered the flashlight.

I'm scrubbing, it's really in vain I just reasoned, my white uncle, he was beaten by others with one move, what kind of master is he pretending to be crazy and stupid, pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!

He's a pig!

A drunk, unaware of the height of the sky, almost killed a pig!

Although the old turtle spirit beat Lao Bai with one move, it was obvious that he was not happy.

The old turtle spirit pointed at Lao Bai's side, jumped to his feet, and scolded loudly: "A drunkard and drunkard is so bold that he pretends to be a master of the world, and he almost blinded my ancestors!" You turtle son, enter your fairy board! ”

Listening to the old turtle scolding like this, I understand that he has a Sichuan and Shu accent.

The copper kettle oil lamp in my hand, although there is still more than half of the lamp oil, but the savior has not yet come, and the old turtle is like thunder, and he will poison me and Xu Laosan at any time, I just thought, how to delay time, and wait for the savior to come.

Seeing that the old turtle essence was made by Lao Bai just now, the seven orifices of anger were smoking.

That's right, it's the seven tricks of smoke!

At this moment, the old turtle spirit scolded Lao Bai, and his eyes, ears, nose and mouth were steaming out, roasting the ice slag on his hat.

So I decided to continue to scold the old turtle spirit, directly on his anger, to add fuel to the fire, if I can scold him to death, in that way, wouldn't it be more convenient!

So I laughed.

Hearing my laughter, the old turtle was stunned and turned back to look at me.

"After listening to your accent, I realized that you, the old guy, turned out to be an old man who traveled thousands of miles from the land of Sichuan and Shu, climbed to our land of northern Jiangsu, and cultivated into the old king!"

"You know a hammer!" The old turtle spirit was so angry with me that he opened his mouth and said a local dialect from the land of Sichuan and Shu.

Seeing the old turtle essence, he was so angry that his mouth and nose almost burst into flames, so I continued to stimulate him.

"You should have been a person back then, in your hometown of Sichuan and Shu, your daughter-in-law stole a man and cuckolded you, and then you went from a person to a big king, and you didn't have the face to stay in the local area, so you hid from us?"

When I finished, there was another burst of laughter.

What I didn't expect was that before I finished laughing, the old turtle spirit also burst into a burst of wild laughter.

"Stinky boy, there are a lot of ghost ideas, do you want to be angry with me and make me angry? If I have lived in vain for more than a thousand years, I will be in charge of you! Do you really think that my hometown is in the land of Sichuan and Shu? You couldn't be more wrong! ”

When the old turtle spirit said this, he pointed at Lao Bai and scolded again.

"Mother, Xipi! Red guy little deflated three! Ya Ting! Mountain artillery! Biaozi! Stay better than a monkey! Compare it to Luo Han Guo! ……”

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The old turtle spirit actually used dialects all over the country and all over the world to scold Lao Bai, and finally used our local dialect to make a perfect ending: "The chicken doesn't say, where did the young lady drink the fake wine!" ”

The old turtle spirit spoke the dialects of various places with a full local flavor, and I was stunned.

"Stinky boy, now I still say that my hometown is from Sichuan and Shu! I have lived for a thousand years, my ancestors have never been there, no people have ever seen them, and there are no dialects all over the country that I won't have! The old turtle said proudly.

Now I believe it, this old turtle spirit is the local native of the old king!

Looking at the seven orifices of the old turtle spirit, no longer emitting white smoke, I knew that this time I made a mistake, I didn't let him be angry to death, but because of my scolding, it had the effect of fighting poison with poison, and made him calm down again.

Once again, a bolt of lightning streaked across the night sky.

The brightness of the lightning eclipsed the oil lamp in my hand.

When it was as bright as day, I could see that there were bean-sized raindrops floating everywhere in the sky, and the old turtle spirit suddenly said to me: "Boy, I want to make the three of you all become little kings!" ”

After the old turtle finished speaking, he stretched out his finger and hooked it to Lao Bai over there.

Lao Bai's body was like being swept away by a strong force, and it was swept between me and Xu Laosan in a few clicks.

The old turtle spirit looked up to the sky and opened his mouth, and spat out a puff of dark smoke from his mouth.

The smoke exited, turned into a large smoke ring, and then the old turtle spirit blew with his mouth, and the smoke ring spread from a square circle of one foot to a square circle, and then it continued to expand, and finally, it covered me and Lao Bai and Xu Laosan.

"This time, I'll see how you hide!"

After the old turtle finished speaking, he crossed his hands and waved.

Countless raindrops gathered in the air, and condensed into ice swords.

Then, the ice swords spun in circles and shaved off the heads of the three of us.

There are too many ice swords, not to mention that I have a headache and leg pain now, and my feet are numb, even if I can still run as fast as I did at the beginning, when I was chased by the old turtle spirit, I can't dodge so many ice swords, scattered like a rain of arrows.

It seems that the old turtle spirit is really not bragging.

If he had been serious from the beginning, Xu Laosan and I would have knelt on the spot.

And I also understand that these ice swords will not let the three of us die, but will make us all become little kings, and they will be taken to the old turtle pool by the old turtle spirit and given to him as apprentices and grandchildren.

In that case, you will have to live and suffer, and it may not be more comfortable than dying on the spot.

Seeing that the ice sword in the sky was getting closer and closer to me, I had no choice but to close my eyes.

If I become a little king, I will bite myself to death!

I swear in my heart.

As a result, at this moment, from the direction of Paohuling, the sound of a donkey was heard.

"Oh...... Oh......"

The cry was full of breath.

The cry was incessant.

A powerful shock wave blew like a tornado from the direction of the donkey's barking.

In mid-air, the ice sword of the old turtle spirit touched this shock wave, like a water droplet melted into the sea, and like sand and dust falling into a high mountain, it suddenly disappeared without a trace.

Unexpectedly, the savior Xu Laosan was waiting for turned out to be a donkey!