034 forget the rivers and lakes

Ling Qianxue's words made me stunned for a moment, and when I looked at the table, Father Huang stood there stunned.

The fat man came over and asked me, why did this yellow father come back so quickly? I was also confused, I didn't know what was going on, I carefully took Father Huang in my hand, and looked at it carefully, but found that Father Huang seemed to be fat, and even the red snake on his neck was a little thicker.

"Fatty, you go out and take a look, there should be nothing going on outside." I said to the fat man.

The fat man glanced outside the door, pointed to Yu Jiu and asked him to go out to explore the way, Yu Jiu dared to go out, his head shook like a rattle, the fat man didn't say a word and slapped him, so that Yu Jiu was numb, otherwise he would break his legs.

Although Yu Jiu is afraid of ghosts, he is even more afraid of the fat man, the fat man's unstinting energy will really break his legs, Yu Jiu cried and asked the fat man if he could accompany him, the fat man scolded Yu Jiu for not being productive, and he was still a fart security guard for this little courage.

I glanced at the fat man and asked him not to bully Yu Jiu at every turn, I patted Yu Jiu on the shoulder and told him not to be afraid, it's really dead, I'll burn one hundred and eighty foreign girls for you, and let you ride a Yanma every day.

When Yu Jiu heard what I said, he cried out with a wow, saying that their old Yu family was the only seedling of him, and if he begged to die, he would be the last to die.

The fat man glared at Yu Jiu viciously, telling him not to cry, if he cried again, he would break his legs, Yu Jiu hurriedly covered his mouth in fright, I glanced at the fat man and asked him not to be so rude, we are all civilized people, Yu Jiu, if you don't go out again, the fat man will throw it out for you in a while.

Yu Jiu sang and harmonized with me and the fat man, and was soon fooled out.

Seeing this scene, Ling Qianxue and Su Yan were speechless, and even muttered to me that I was shameless.

"Brother Yang, what should I do if I die outside with this spare wine." The fat man looked outside and asked me.

I thought about it and said, if you die, give him one hundred and eighty fewer foreign girls, you can't ride a Yanma while you're alive, and you must be able to fulfill his wish when you die, the fat man nodded and said yes, let's do this for the sake of Yu Jiu.

The no-makeup temperament is already very arrogant, and when I heard the words of me and the fat man, I couldn't help but say, Zhang Yang turned out that you were such a villain!

I glanced at Su Yan and said angrily, I said Miss Su Yan, don't you don't know the blessing in the blessing, okay, if Yu Jiu doesn't go to explore the way, will it be difficult for you to go?

"I, I'm ......" Su Yan originally wanted to go, but was quickly covered by Ling Qianxue next to her.

After about a cigarette, Yu Jiu still didn't come back, the fat man sighed, saying that Yu Jiu must be a dead ball, I sighed, just wanted to say that I would go back to burn a foreign girl for Yu Jiu, Su Yan pointed to the door and shouted, he is back!

Without makeup, we turned our heads at the same time, only to see Yu Jiu walking back intact, I glanced at the fat man, and the fat man shouted at Yu Jiu, Yu Jiu, you are a human or a ghost!

"Fat brother, I'm human, I'm not dead!" Yu Jiu shouted to the fat man.

The fat man pulled Yu Jiu in and asked him what was going on outside, and Yu Jiu said that those ghosts outside seemed to have gone home to sleep, and he hadn't seen any of them.

The fat man patted Yu Jiu on the shoulder and praised him for doing a good job, and then said in a snort, it seems that he still used his own efforts to force all those ghosts back to his mother's womb.

I glanced at the fat man and said, the fat man has the credit for your fart, it was Huang's father who was invited by my brother to make a move, and the ghosts outside were all eaten up by Huang's father, didn't you see that Huang's father was fat?

The fat man was not happy when he heard it, and said that he wanted to break off his friendship with me, this brother can't do it, I let the fat man stay cool.

Su Yan pointed at Father Huang and said in surprise, Sister Ling, this Father Huang seems to have really gained weight.

Yu Jiu leaned his head over, looked at Father Huang and began to pat me on the back, saying how awesome I am, I am really a living immortal, I waved my hand and said small meaning, small meaning.

The fat man snorted and said I was so shameless. I was too lazy to take care of the fat man, pointed to the yellow father on the table, and said to Ling Qianxue, Miss Ling, the yellow father is here, six incense a day, three thick in the morning, and three fine in the night, to ensure that the underground parking lot is clean and clean, and there is no ghost.

As soon as Yu Jiu heard that he was on duty, it was 10,000 willingness, Ling Qianxue pondered for a moment, nodded, I saw Ling Qianxue nodding, rubbing her hands and saying with a smile, Miss Ling, this matter is also done, do you see?

Ling Qianxue raised her eyebrows and said, Master Zhang Yang, if you don't answer my phone, you are afraid that I and Su Yan will be frightened, and you almost had an accident, should you deduct the money?

As soon as I heard that I was going to deduct money, the smile on my face became a little stiff, and I asked Ling Qianxue how much to deduct, Ling Qianxue said expressionlessly, I called you a total of four times, three didn't answer, I will give you one, one call is five thousand, and two are ten thousand.

Hearing the deduction of 10,000 yuan, I leaned on the fat man at the same time, but after all, I didn't pay attention to this matter, I gritted my teeth and said okay, Alipay or WeChat?

"Alipay received 40,000 yuan."

I glanced at Alipay to confirm the arrival of the account and nodded to the fat man, and then transferred 12,000 to the fat man.

I glanced at Yu Jiu, this is not enough to fail the grandson still has the face to ask me for money, but he also made a little effort in this matter, and after thinking about it, he transferred two thousand to him.

Yu Jiu looked at it at two thousand, and asked me if it wasn't five thousand, I said angrily, my brother was deducted 10,000 yuan, who will I talk to.

Su Yan stared at us and divided the spoils, and pointed to Yu Jiu, "Sister Ling, this kid eats inside and out!" ”

Ling Qianxue squinted and didn't say anything, but the unkindness in her eyes could be seen that Yu Jiu was going to be unlucky.

Everything was done, I glanced at my phone, it was past four o'clock, Chong Ling Qianxue and Su Yan said haha, said that there was still something to do, and pulled the fat man to retreat.

After the fat man and I left, Yu Jiu was still immersed in the joy of two thousand yuan, and he didn't notice Ling Qianxue with a gloomy face on the side.

I took a taxi with the fat man back to the store, I saw the fat man standing at the door of the store, I asked the fat man if he didn't go back to sleep, waiting for sudden death.

The fat man snorted and asked me what I was doing in such a hurry, if I was hiding Jiaojiao behind his back, I put a foot on the fat man's ass and told him to get out of here.

The fat man rubbed his buttocks, and said cheaply, is Brother Yang's girl in your store, you are really a beast, you do things in the store, isn't it more comfortable to open a room?

I looked left and right, picked up the bricks on the ground, and asked the fat man to reorganize the language, and the fat man cut and told me to remember to put on a hard hat, and then ran away with a smoke.

He threw away the bricks in his hand, scolded the shitty that you ran fast, and then opened the roller shutter door and walked in.

walked into the workshop and glanced at Li Man, who was asleep, turned around and walked out, lying on the counter table with his chin in one hand and pinching the scattered flowers with the other, looking straight ahead in a daze.

After smoking all night, I fell asleep in a daze at dawn.

When I woke up again, it was already two o'clock in the afternoon, and the work room was empty, and I don't know why my heart was empty.

I washed my face and glanced at my phone, and there were more than a dozen missed calls, almost all of which were from my father, so I stretched my waist and called my father.

"Stinky boy, do you know to call me?" The old man on the other end of the phone scolded and said.

"I didn't just wake up and called you, what the hell is the matter, you can call me so many times a day." I said speechlessly.

As soon as my dad heard that I had just woken up, his tone changed suddenly, praising me for having a set of pickling girls, and asking me if I had a condom last night.

The black line on my end, what is this special mother, I said with a fart cover, my father was even happier when he heard it, and said that it was good not to wear a condom, and strive to give him a grandson in the soul.

I was too lazy to talk to my father, so I hung up the phone, yawned, pulled the roller shutter open, and continued with the poor day.

I didn't have much business until the evening, but my father kept calling me to communicate with Li Man more, don't care about money, if I don't have enough money, I ask him if I want it, and strive to give him a grandson this year.

I was annoyed by my father's whole thing, so I had a showdown with my father and said that I had a string yesterday and didn't do anything, my father didn't believe it, saying that I lied to him, and asked me to take Li Man home for him in a few days, I thought that my father must be crazy about his grandson, so I hung up the phone.

I didn't have anything to do at night, so I called the fat man and Tang Dengxu to go to the skewers, and the fat man pushed me and told me not to put that Sichun aside, I really like to chase her.

I took a sip of wine and said chase a fart, is my brother the kind of person who wants to fall in love seriously? It's still the same old saying, if you don't get into bed, you are playing hooligan.

The fat man scolded me for being unproductive, Tang Dengxu became interested and asked the fat man, does Brother Yang have a horse? What's the matter, isn't it beautiful? The fat man glared at Tang Dengxu and said, whether this is beautiful or not is your bird business, ask this again, the fat brother will break your legs.

Tang Dengxu drank some wine, and he became a lot bolder, scolding the fat man for eating, and the fat man slapped him without saying a word, and directly slapped Tang Dengxu on the plate.

I saw the fat man and Tang Dengxu arguing there, I don't know why I just couldn't be happy in my heart, and I looked at these two goods with a smile.

The fat man shook his head vigorously, and asked me if I really like that girl, as long as I say yes, he and Tang Dengxu will definitely help me chase.

I was silent for a while, smiled and said I like a fart, my brother is a leaf in the thousands of flowers and does not stick to my body, the fat man scolded me for being unproductive, Tang Dengxu also echoed the fat man crookedly, and made a fuss about the idea of letting me be drugged.

I see that these two goods are really drunk, Tang Dengxu's grandson has begun to hold his mouth shut and keep talking nonsense and bragging, I stood up and settled the account, and put a foot on the fat man and Tang Dengxu's buttocks, making them numb.

In the middle of the night in early autumn, on the deserted street, three drunken ghosts walked leisurely.

"Hey, Brother Yang, fat man, you see that there seems to be a beautiful woman in red in front of you, this leg, tsk." Tang Dengxu pointed ahead and said.