The fat man rubbed his eyes and scolded Tang Dengxu for being blind, this is a fart beauty in red.

Tang Dengxu rubbed his eyes, and said that there is really a beautiful woman in red, and this is still showing her big white legs, although my brain is a little confused, but my eyes are not blind, there is a fart in front of me.

Tang Dengxu saw that I didn't believe it with the fat man, so he shouted at the top of his voice Beauty, Tang Dengxu's grandson's voice was not good, plus it was the middle of the night, and the fat man and I were trembling all over, and the fat man slapped Tang Dengxu's head and told him to stop screaming, crying and mourning in the middle of the night.

I looked at Tang Dengxu's aggrieved expression, looked left and right, the streets were deserted, there wasn't even a wild dog, plus Tang Dengxu's yin rice, wouldn't this be a hell?

As the saying goes, don't do bad things and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door, not only Tang Dengxu, but the fat man and I are stealing chickens and dogs and doing all kinds of moral things.

I swallowed my saliva and asked the fat man and Tang Dengxu not to go forward, it was easy to encounter unclean things in the middle of the night, and the fat man and Tang Dengxu heard my words, and subconsciously shuddered.

Tang Dengxu ate yin rice, and knew that he might have met a ghost, swallowed his saliva, and asked me what to do, I said what can I do, turn around and go other ways, can't we hide if we can't afford to provoke?

Tang Dengxu hurriedly nodded and said yes, the fat man snorted and asked Tang Dengxu if the female ghost was beautiful, Tang Dengxu glanced forward and said beautiful, the thief is beautiful, and the legs are white.

As soon as the fat man heard it, he scolded me and Tang Dengxu for being unproductive, the female ghost is afraid of a fart, fat brother, I have been suffering from not having a chance to be Ning Caichen for a hundred years, this opportunity is coming, how can the fat brother let it go.

We all drank a lot of wine, plus the wine was intimidating, Tang Dengxu and I glanced at each other, Tang Dengxu snorted, and said that the fat man was right, what is the difference between Ning Caichen and salted fish in this life.

The fat man and Tang Dengxu are going to be Ning Caichen, how can I admit it, and said with a sigh, special mother, the buddy in the middle of the night is worried about not having fun, brother is going to live for a hundred generations today for the world to admire!

Saying that, we rushed over without the same heart, and counted the fat man running the fastest, and the fat man's unstingy energy came up, regardless of whether you were a female ghost or a goddess, as long as it was a woman, it was the same for the fat man to turn off the light.

The fat man ran for more than fifty meters, not to mention the female ghost, he didn't even see a female mouse, and scolded Tang Dengxu for whether he deliberately teased him, this female ghost put it aside.

Tang Dengxu sighed, saying that this female ghost is gone, it can't be that he ran away, the fat man scolded when he heard it, and he finally met a female ghost in the middle of the night, so he ran away.

I looked left and right, and I didn't see any female ghosts, and I couldn't help but feel a little lacking in interest, and just as I was about to beckon the fat man and Tang Dengxu to retreat, I saw a stack of porcelain bowls next to the garbage can not far away, and a clay figure stood on top of the porcelain bowl.

I was puzzled and leaned over, and I saw the appearance of the clay figure clearly, and I couldn't help but sigh, how can this clay figure be this shape?

The clay figure is about three inches high, wearing red gauze, covered with red cloth on the head, with an excellent figure, a pair of long legs are extraordinarily attractive against the backdrop of the bifurcated red yarn, and the whole body is full of a festive enchantment.

"Brother Yang, this clay figure is so beautiful, look at this leg, tsk." Tang Dengxu didn't know when he came over, looking like a pig brother, his eyes staring directly at the thighs of the clay man.

I glared at Tang Dengxu and scolded him for being unproductive, this clay figure makes you unable to control it? Tang Dengxu swallowed his saliva and said Isn't it too tempting to pinch, besides, it's not a buddy or a person, it's that this craft is too charming.

The fat man saw me and Tang Dengxu squatting next to the trash can and didn't know what to say, so he came over and asked us if we were talking badly about him behind my back.

The fat man was not happy when he heard what I said, and said that this brother could not do it, and he wanted to break off his friendship with me, so I told him to hurry up and get out of the way.

I was arguing with the fat man, Tang Dengxu next to me snorted, sat on the ground, I glanced at Tang Dengxu and said that he couldn't do it, it would be over so soon?

Tang Dengxu swallowed his saliva, pointed to the clay figure on the plate and said, "This clay figure, it's it, it just opened its eyes!" ”

After listening, I asked Tang Dengxu if his brain was broken, and this Nima had a red lid on it...... Where's this red lid?

Tang Dengxu shook the red lid in his hand in front of me embarrassedly, and I was speechless when I saw it, this Tang Dengxu is really a virtue with a fat man, and he dares to move anything.

"Damn, why is this clay figure so beautiful, you look at your eyes, hey, Brother Yang, what kind of thing is engraved on it, isn't it just that trickster?" The fat man pointed to the clay man's forehead and said.

Hearing the fat man's words, I was shocked, turned my head and carefully looked at the clay figure on the plate, the face carved lifelike, especially the pair of big eyes and water spirit, I felt that I was going to turn up, and the carving on the forehead added a bit of agility to the clay figure.

The appearance of this clay figure, my father told me, but I couldn't remember it for a while, so I asked Tang Dengxu to quickly cover the red hijab for people, Tang Dengxu heard the fat man say trickster, his frightened face turned white, and his hand trembled, and the red hijab fell to the ground.

The fat man picked up the red hijab and scolded Tang Dengxu for being unproductive, this clay figure scared him like this bear, and the fat man was about to cover the clay figure casually, but he glanced at the clay figure and said with a sigh, I said Tang Dengxu, this clay figure seems to have taken a fancy to you, you see that these big eyes have been staring at you.

I looked at Tang Dengxu's scared look, and asked the fat man not to scare him, and scared him for a while, the fat man smiled evilly and said too.

The fat man casually put the red hijab on the clay figure, but it soon fell off, and the fat man put it a few times or just put it on and fell off, the fat man scolded, it's really for your face, the fat brother covers you for your face, and then the fat brother will screw off your head.

It may be that the fat man's words worked, this time he put it on and it really didn't fall off, the fat man didn't say anything, in a blink of an eye, Tang Dengxu took off the red hijab again, the fat man was angry and scolded Tang Dengxu for not being brain-dead, he finally put it on, and you took it off again?

Tang Dengxu didn't like a fat man at all, he stared at the clay man with a pair of eyes, the fat man's unstinting strength went up, and he raised his hand to smoke Tang Dengxu, I hurriedly stopped the fat man and asked him not to get excited, this Tang Dengxu seemed to be a little wrong.

At this time, Tang Dengxu knelt on the ground, staring at the clay figure with a pair of eyes, muttering in his mouth and not knowing what he was muttering, Tang Dengxu's chattering appearance scared the fat man, the fat man swallowed his saliva and took a step back, and asked me if this Tang Dengxu was a ghost?

Although I don't know what's going on, Tang Dengxu must be like this because of this clay figure, so I asked the fat man to pull Tang Dengxu away first, and then carefully looked at the clay figure.

I have an impression of the shape of this clay figure, but I just can't remember it, so I glanced at the porcelain bowl below, there are as many as four layers, and the red clay figure can be said to be not compatible with the blue and white porcelain bowl at all, at this time Tang Dengxu suddenly shouted.

"Let go of me, let go of me, I'm going to go into the cave room, I'm going to go into the cave room!" Tang Dengxu struggled and screamed.

"Damn, Brother Yang, Tang Dengxu, this grandson wants to be crazy about women." The fat man hugged Tang Dengxu and said to me.

I squinted and stared at the clay figure, my brain flashed, and I slapped my thigh hard, I, I remembered, this special mother is four ghosts to welcome relatives!

The fat man listened to me and asked me what the four ghosts were kissing.

Four ghosts to welcome relatives, as the name suggests, is the ghost to marry, the status of the ghost is judged according to the porcelain bowl under the clay figure, a porcelain bowl is called a ghost to welcome the family, so as to push up, the highest force is the nine ghosts to welcome the family, the status of the four ghosts to welcome the family according to the current official position, at least is also a county magistrate.

When the fat man heard this, he leaned in and said that this good thing couldn't come to his head.

I said it's a good thing to fart.,This ghost is not at most unlucky.,The second ghost has to be entangled by the female ghost in the mud man.,The three ghosts will ask for their lives to kill people.,And then do it right.,The four ghosts of your special mother think for yourself.。

The fat man groaned and asked me if this Tang Dengxu is dead, or let's fulfill Tang Dengxu, I look at the clay figure is very beautiful, and this peony flower is also a ghost.

I squinted at the clay figures on the four ghosts, and said, the fat man's skill of welcoming the four ghosts has long been lost, and it is impartial on the way back, which is really a coincidence.

When the fat man heard this, he snorted, Brother Yang, are you saying that what kind of bullshit trickster is deliberately messing with us?

I squinted and didn't say anything, but there was a fire in my heart, and this was endless.

Damn, it's really easy to bully Lao Tzu, I gritted my teeth and said, fat man, let me ask a word, do you dare to be Ning Caichen?

The fat man was stunned for a moment and said, what is there to dare to this special mother, what a bullshit female ghost, turn off the lights, it's the same for the fat brother.

I said okay, the fat man just looks like this female ghost, don't you see it? The fat man stared at the clay figure, swallowed his saliva, and said, Brother Yang's appearance, I am especially willing to die on the bed.

Bent down to pick up the clay figurine, stepped on the four porcelain bowls with one foot, and spat at the mouth to show respect.

Tang Dengxu saw me crush the porcelain bowl, his eyes were red, and he shouted that he wanted to fight with me, this posture was the same as I plucked his chest hair, but now the situation is compelling, for his safety and the happiness of the fat man, he has to pluck his chest hair.

Peeled off Tang Dengxu's clothes and plucked out five black and thick chest hairs in one go, this Tang Dengxu was directly anxious, shouting that he wanted to fight with me, if it wasn't for the fat man to stop him, I'm afraid he would have stabbed me with a knife a long time ago.

I tied the chest hair around the clay man's neck and limbs, and when everything was done, I handed the clay man to the fat man and told him to go back to the head of the bed, and the female ghost would go to his cave in the middle of the night.

The fat man licked his lips and said, Brother Yang, you didn't lie to me, did you? Can this really be a cave with me?

I'm talking nonsense, my brother said that if you become Ning Caichen today, you can be Ning Caichen and live for a hundred years.