027 Uncle Ghost spares his life!

When I took a taxi to the underground parking lot of Sanqi, it was already more than ten o'clock in the evening, and it happened to be the turn of the remaining wine to be on the night shift.

The fat man can be said to be a frequent visitor to the underground parking lot of Sanqi, and along the way, he looked at the wheels of those luxury cars, and when he entered the duty room, I didn't see bloody handprints on the glass door, and I didn't even see the cracked Guan Gong statue on the table.

I asked Yu Jiu what about the statue of Guan Gong, Yu Jiu sighed, explaining that it was on the table, why was it suddenly gone, the fat man patted Yu Jiu on the shoulder, and scolded him for being blind and not seeing in the trash can?

Yu Jiu touched his nose embarrassedly, hurriedly picked up the statue of Guan Gong, and handed it to me.

took the statue of Guan Gong and looked at it carefully, it was indeed as Yu Jiu said, Guan Gong statue had cracks, but this crack was very strange, it was straight and did not fork, but it was like someone had cut it out with a knife, and the crack extended diagonally from the neck to the thigh.

The fat man came over to take a look, scolded Yu Jiu for whether he split it himself, and then pretended to be a ghost to trick us over and accompany him on the night shift.

Yu Jiu shouted that he was wronged, and I also shook my head and said that it was definitely not Yu Jiu's split, this knife can instantly cut through the clay figure, and there is no crack spread, which shows how skillful the mastery of strength is, and ordinary people can't split it with such an effect.

The fat man leaned up to me, swallowed, and asked me if there really were ghosts, right?

As for whether there is a ghost or not, I don't know the bottom in my heart, Yu Jiu said this thing so evilly, plus the cracks on this clay figure, everything is pointing to the fact that there are really ghosts.

I shook my head and couldn't say clearly, besides, how can there be so many ghosts in this world for us to see, I think Bacheng is a ghost by someone.

The fat man slapped Yu Jiu on the body and scolded and said that it was a ghost who broke his leg directly, and if it was a female ghost, he would carry it home.

Yu Jiu grinned at the fat man's slap, saying that what if it was a male ghost, the fat man glared at Yu Jiu, saying that if it was a male ghost, he would break his legs.

I sat on the chair with a scattered flower, and asked Yu Jiu when the ghost would come out, Yu Jiu scratched his head and said that it was about three o'clock in the second half of the night, and the fat man heard it and put his foot on Yu Jiu's buttocks, and scolded, Lao Tzu fell asleep at more than three o'clock, and he caught a fart ghost.

Yu Jiu rubbed his buttocks and said with an aggrieved face, when did this ghost come out and it was not arranged by him, and he could be blamed for this matter, the fat man glared at Yu Jiu and asked him to go with the whole bottle of wine, otherwise it would not be a matter to wait.

Yu Jiu was forced to run out to buy wine because of the fat man's obscenity, and the fat man came to me and asked me if I had anything on me to ward off evil spirits, and gave him the whole thing.

I shook my head and said no, it's useless to have this, if there is really a ghost, it must be very fierce, and even the image of Guan Erye can make cracks, it must be not shallow.

The fat man looked left and right, in case he met a ghost, even if he directly sold the surplus wine and ran away, this kid was too cowardly, it is estimated that the ghost would scare him to death as soon as he came out.

I took out the portable mud tire and Chi Youling in my pocket, patted my chest and told the fat man not to be afraid, there is really a ghost, I will pinch a yellow father out with my backhand, and get him in minutes.

The fat man gave me a thumbs up, and he was not so scared in his heart, and after more than twenty minutes, Yu Jiu walked in with some appetizers and two bottles of old village chief.

In the first half of the night, An Ansheng didn't have anything to do, we have been drinking and bragging, of course, this has always been the fat man blowing, the fat man dares to brag about anything when he drinks a big drink, and he also said that he is the reincarnation of the god of martial arts, and this life is destined to make a lifetime of wealth, and then marry three hundred and sixty-five wives, changing every day, not the same.

Yu Jiu, the grandson, became a lack of roots and tendons after drinking big, let the fat man get rich and ask him a few wives, so that he can also enjoy the taste of changing wives every day, the fat man patted his chest and said that there is no problem, when the time comes, give Yu Jiu a whole hundred and eighty wives, and change one that is not the same in two days.

I watched the fat man daydreaming with Yu Jiu, shook his head vigorously, scattered flowers to make himself sober, spit out a puff of smoke, and told them not to put aside this drunken madness, and marry three hundred and sixty-five wives, why are you a human trafficker?

The fat man burped and said that I have no ideals, and I don't marry three hundred and sixty-five wives if I marry a wife, what is the difference between this and salted fish. Yu Jiu also echoed the fat man, saying that what the fat brother said was reasonable, this person must marry one hundred and eighty wives to marry him.

I lost my temper by these two goods, and said that you two are slowly marrying a wife in your dreams, and I will go out to pee.

Out of the duty room, by the underground parking lot of the yin rush, a spirit, looked left and right, the black pressure is quiet, I have a little drum in my heart, the toilet is a little far away, I don't want to go over, for fear that there is a headless ghost next to the peeing when peeing.

I really couldn't hold it back, so I ran to the back of a car, untied the belt and began to release water, after the end of a spirit, trembling vigorously, just put on my pants, my shoulder sank and was patted, I thought it was a fat man, so I scolded, fat man, you are really a dog, you can find it along my brother's urine.

I saw that there was no movement in the back, and when I was wearing the belt, I shouted twice that the fat man was silent, and there was no wheezing sound in the back, and my hair stood up in an instant, and my heart said that it would not be so unlucky, it really made me meet the hell.

I swallowed my saliva and didn't dare to look back, for fear of seeing a bloody ghost on my face, and at this time my legs were weak, and I yelled at the fat man not to do anything.

After a while, there was still no movement in the back, and I silently recited the blessing of Amitabha Buddha Amen in my heart, and slowly turned around with courage......

"Ahh

Looking at the evil ghost with angry eyes and baring fangs in front of me, the hairs on my body instantly stood up one by one, and I cried out.

"Uncle Ghost spare your life, Uncle Ghost spare your life!" I squatted on the ground with my head in my hands and shouted at the ghost uncle to spare my life.

"Haha, Brother Yang, look at your bear-like appearance!" Familiar voices come to your ears.

I swallowed my saliva, slowly raised my head, and when I saw the fat man take off the mask on his face, I was so angry that I almost turned my back on it, and the fat man of the dog day actually scared me.

"Fatty, you want to die! I don't know you're scary, scared to death! He stood up and kicked the fat man's ass and scolded.

The fat man grabbed the mask and laughed tears about to come out, saying that I was a ghost who had the guts to catch a fart, I glared at the fat man and scolded the fat man for not being a thing, and he patted me on the shoulder just now, and he was almost scared to death.

The fat man wiped the tears that came out of the laughter in the corners of his eyes, and said Am I scared stupid, when did he pat me on the shoulder, I glared at the fat man and asked him to hurry up and let Yu Jiu, the grandson, get out, he must have shot it just now, and the two dogs teamed up to scare me.

The fat man smiled a little angrily, and after a while, he said, the grandson was too timid to come out, and now it is estimated that he will clean up the mess, the fat man was talking, his shoulder sank, and he was patted.

The fat man was suddenly unhappy, it has always been his share to scare others, and now Yu Jiu's grandson dared to scare him, so he directly turned on the troll mode, and directly took care of Yu Jiu's ancestors for eighteen generations.

I looked at the bloody face behind the fat man, and the anger went up all of a sudden, special mother, I was really scared and addicted, I pulled the fat man away and kicked it up.

This script came to think of kicking Yu Jiu's grandson to the ground, and then it was a messy kick, who knew that this kick would be kicked directly into the air, and my whole person was unstable and fell into the mud.

The fat man saw that I was ugly, covered his stomach and laughed, walked over and patted Yu Jiu's shoulder and said that he did a good job, and the fat brother had ...... Before the word was spoken, the fat man noticed that something was wrong, how could this slap pass through Yu Jiu's shoulder and slap it down?

The fat man smiled without smiling, and Yu Jiu on the other side also grinned, and the stinking blood flowed out of his mouth......

"Mom!" The fat man's face turned white with fright, and he ran forward with his head down.

When passing by me, I stepped on my hand, and I grinned in pain, scolding the fat man for not being a thing, and at this time he fell into the well, got up from the ground with his teeth, looked at the back of the fat man, and took a sip, at this time the shoulder sank again, and was patted again.

I scolded Yu Jiu for being sick, patted your uncle, turned his head and was about to slap Yu Jiu, but he stopped halfway through this action, looked at the face full of blood in front of him, grinned at me, and the blood fell to the ground......

"Ghost, ghost, ghost uncle......"

I screamed and turned my head and ran, I didn't dare to stop this way, I ran to the duty room with my head in one breath, kicked the door open, the fat man saw me come in, put down the bench in his hand, and said that my life is really big, this is not dead.

I scolded the fat man for not being a thing, and I didn't shout when I met a ghost that I ran away first, thinking of the ghost behind me, I shuddered, and hurriedly closed the door.

The fat man swallowed his saliva, and asked me to quickly pinch that father, and take this ghost away, I was reminded by the fat man, and hurriedly took out the mud tire in my pocket.

Sitting on the chair, he took a deep breath and invited Chi Youling out, and asked the fat man not to disturb me, and the fat man stood at the door with the residual wine that had been scared and said to protect the Dharma.

Gritting his teeth, he cut his finger with Chi You Ling, and dripped three drops of blood on the mud tire, "Quartet Yin Spirit, Dafang Immortal Spirit, in the name of my ancestors, please Chi You's order, Gong Huang's father is in the dust!" ”

The fat man watched me seriously carve Huang's father, and slapped Yu Jiu in the face, making him a man, afraid of a fart, which provoked the fat brother, and the fat brother sat on his ass to death.

Yu Jiu probably sobered up a little by this slap, and shouted out, fat brother, are we going to die!

The fat man snorted, raised his hand and was about to smoke Yu Jiu again, when suddenly there was a series of nail scratching sounds on the glass, the fat man trembled, swallowed saliva, and turned his head with Yu Jiu at the same time, only to see a pair of blood-stained hands clutching the glass, and the glass grabbed by sharp nails.

Yu Jiu was already small, and when he encountered this battle, he was directly scared to pee!