I was stunned for a moment, and then said angrily, Dad, don't make trouble, I'll tell you the right thing. Dad also came back and said he didn't know, and said that he wanted to arrange a blind date for me, and I said that I would arrange a fart, so I hung up the phone.

Scattered flowers, staring at the phone for a long time and still not calling the city psychiatric hospital, it's not that I'm not filial, but my father's recent performance is very abnormal, this must be thinking of his grandson crazy.

Twenty minutes later, the fat man walked in with his big buttocks, put the yellow stewed chicken he bought on the counter table, and asked me if the golden monkey statue with a human face was it, and whether it was awesome.

I told the fat man what my father said, and the fat man looked at me with suspicious eyes and asked me if I had lied to him, and I glanced at the fat man and said, lie to you to have meat to eat or make money.

The fat man took out the golden monkey statue with a human face from his pocket, looked at it carefully, and nodded seriously, Brother Yang, I think it, this thing should be quite awesome, you see that even your father doesn't know, it must be an unborn baby!

I told the fat man to hurry up and get out of the cool, if this is not a born baby, I will eat, the fat man is not for me to hit you, you look at this workmanship, very rough, and these monkey hairs, and carvings, very no details, it is estimated that it was made by the idle fade out of the bird.

When the fat man heard me say this, he felt that it made sense, scolded a bad word, put it in his pocket, and said that he would throw it in the gold store in two days to see how much it was worth.

I was arguing with the fat man while eating yellow stewed chicken, and at seven or eight o'clock in the evening, I saw that there was no one left, so I asked the fat man to get out of here, and I also had to go home to see if my father needed to look at his brain.

The fat man said cheaply, Brother Yang, I heard that your father recently urged you to have a grandson, how are you ready? Actually, I think the cuihua in your village is quite good, with a big butt and can give birth to grandchildren.

I picked up the carving knife on the table and asked the fat man to reorganize the language, and the fat man smiled wryly and said, Brother Yang, I'm joking, joking.

Put down the carving knife in your hand, let the fat man get out of the house quickly, I was annoyed when I saw him, the fat man cut a sound, twisted his big ass and walked out, I glanced at the fat man and began to clean up things.

"Are you in a hurry to be reincarnated?" The fat man scolded and screamed.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." A familiar voice kept apologizing to the fat man.

I raised my head and asked the fat man what was going on, and the fat man pointed to a young man in front of him and said that it was nothing, that is, a boy who did not have long eyes hit the fat brother, and see how the fat brother cleaned him up.

"Master, help, help!" The young man desperately broke free from the fat man and ran into the store with a roar.

I felt that the voice was a little familiar, and when I looked up, I saw a young man dressed as a security guard standing in front of me with a anxious face, this person I know is the little security guard who asked me to pinch his eyes and open his eyes yesterday, and I asked him why he came again.

The fat man turned around and walked into the store, pulled the young man's collar, and scolded and said, I want to run away after hitting the fat brother? If you don't compensate the fat brother today, the fat brother will sue you for deliberately hurting people.

The young man looked at the fat man in fear, and kept apologizing and saying that he didn't mean it, and the fat man had to ignore people, not saying that he was knocked out of internal injuries, and he didn't want to leave if he didn't lose money.

I glanced at the fat man and asked him not to bully people, and said to the young man with a smile, don't be afraid, brothers, buddies are good people, come into my store and buy a thousand eight hundred clay figurines, buddy promise that the fat man will not touch a hair of you.

The fat man added oil and vinegar to the side, singing red face with me and white face with me, and the young people were about to cry, saying that they really had no money before they were paid.

As soon as the fat man heard that he had no money, he let go of the hand holding the young man, scolded the poor ghost, and told him to get out of his way quickly, don't get in his way, I have no interest, so let him go quickly, I am going to close the door.

The young man glanced at the fat man in fear, and stood in place without leaving, the fat man glared at the young man and asked him if he was still leaving, this is waiting for us to take care of the meal?

The young man hurriedly said no, and I saw that he was anxious, so I asked him if there was something wrong. The young man nodded vigorously, and I said I know, I'll talk about it tomorrow, I'm closed.

As soon as the young man heard that I was going to close the door, he immediately became anxious, grabbed my hand, and told me to save him or he would die. I really didn't understand what he was trying to do, so I asked him what he was trying to do.

The young man said with a pale face, Guan Gong's portrait was cracked. I sighed, put down the movements at hand, and asked what the hell was going on, why did this Guan Gong statue crack upright? The fat man cut it and said that this kid must have done something to anger Guan Erye.

I asked the fat man not to interrupt and asked the young man what was going on, the young man swallowed his saliva and told the story in fear.

The young man invited the statue of Guan Gong back, according to what I said, put the skull in front of the statue of Guan Gong, at first he still didn't have the bottom of his heart and muttered, but after three o'clock the whole parking lot turned out to be surprisingly Ansheng, the ghost running around with the head did not appear, the young man dozed off in the second half of the night, faintly heard someone scratching the glass at the door of the duty room, he opened his eyes and didn't see anything and thought it was an illusion, so the night passed peacefully.

When he changed shifts in the morning, he noticed that the statue of Guan Gong on the table was cracked, and a bloody scratch appeared on the glass door.

I glanced at the fat man, I think this matter is a bit ridiculous, this Guan Erye is also very awesome in the ranking of immortals, this can give Guan Erye's image a whole crack, could it be the hand of Lord Yama?

The fat man is the kind of bastard who is not afraid of heaven and earth, so he naturally doesn't believe this, glared at the young man and asked him not to put this nonsense aside, and then spread rumors to break his legs.

The young man was about to cry, and swore with both fingers that what he said was all true, and there was a word that was false Five thunders in the sky could not be killed, I raised my eyebrows, and asked him if he had the image of Guan Erye, let me see. The young man touched his nose in embarrassment, saying that he was frightened at the time, and he was still in the duty room.

I didn't say angrily, how do you know what the cause of the crack is if you didn't bring it here, the young man is about to cry, saying that he really didn't lie, if you don't believe it, you can go with him to see, I don't have a good anger to say, I'll go fart, I still have something in this house, tomorrow you bring it over and I'll see what's going on.

The fat man also told the young man to get out of here, don't be an eyesore here. When the young man saw that I didn't want to care about it at all, he was so anxious that I deliberately deceived the consumer and went to the consumer association to sue me.

I was happy when I heard it, and asked him how I deceived consumers, did I cheat you for money, or did I have a problem with the product? This Guan Gong is good when you bought it, but there is a crack when you buy it, this is your problem, don't deduct the basin indiscriminately.

The young man wanted to refute, but under the fierce gaze of the fat man, he suddenly coaxed, probably never thought that I would be such a boss.

I'm too lazy to take care of this young man, it's not that I'm really black-hearted, but this young man must have touched some taboo and angered Guan Erye, I've been pinching clay people for so many years, I don't dare to say anything else, but the quality will never be a problem.

I saw that the things were almost packed, so I was ready to close the door and let the young man leave quickly, if there is anything to talk about tomorrow, the young man is willing to go, and he doesn't dare to go back to the underground parking lot after this incident.

When I saw that the young man was still not leaving, my heart was a little angry, why did I plan to rely on me? I gave the fat man a look, and the fat man grabbed the young man's hand and pulled it out.

The young man was pulled out by the fat man, I closed the door by the way, and was just about to beckon the fat man to go, who knew that the young man cried out with a wow, and the crying was hoarse and painful, and I didn't know what happened to him with the fat man.

I put a black line on one end and asked him what he wanted. The young man wiped away a handful of tears, saying that if his family died as his only seedling, his old Yu family would be extinct.

The fat man glared at him viciously, telling him to get out of here, and break his legs if he did it again.

I frowned, I also knew what this young man was thinking, and wanted to let me help him solve this problem without spending money, this kind of scoundrel moves were all left over from my play, I sneered and said, don't give me a crooked twitter here, I can go and show you this, but I said ugly things ahead, forget about this ghost, no ghost I let the fat man break your legs.

The young man's face was happy, and he said that there was definitely a ghost, and it was okay if there was no ghost to break his three legs.

The fat man came to me and asked me to really go and see it, what if there is a ghost, I told the fat man not to worry, the ghost is a fart, I really let me meet, pinch a yellow father every minute so that he can't eat and walk around.

The fat man gave me a thumbs up, telling me to be careful, he still has something to do and leave first, I reached out and grabbed the fat man, and said with a smile, how can you bear to let me go alone, fat man, what if it's a female ghost, and then if you look beautiful and single.

The fat man was said by me and his heart began to liven, I saw that the fat man was moved, so he fanned the flames on the side, saying that marrying a female ghost wife would be awesome, absolutely eternal, you look at those Xu Xian, Ning Caichen, one by one admired by the world.

The fat man hesitated, gritted his teeth and said okay, if it's really a beautiful female ghost, don't rob him, otherwise you will be in a hurry with me, I patted my chest and said that I would never rob it.

After everything was discussed, the fat man and I planned to go to the underground parking lot to find out if there were any ghosts.

The young man wiped the snot and tears off his face, and diligently handed me and the fat man a cigarette.

The fat man lit a cigarette and said that this kid was very good, I glanced at the fat man and asked him what his name was, and the young man said that his name was Yu Jiu.

I nodded and put my foot on Yu Jiu's buttocks, and asked him to hurry up and call a car, so far away you plan to let us walk over, it's really not a little eye-catching.