034 Fat old man

A few years ago, Gu Dan hadn't gone to the county seat yet, because he didn't do his job properly and often harmed his neighbors, his reputation in the neighborhood was very bad, and he was really disgusted by thousands of people.

Gu Dan's parents are the kind of honest villagers, who can stand the villagers pointing and poking behind their backs, and they can't control their son if they want to discipline their son, so they are all angry with Gu Dan.

As for Gu Dan's grandmother, I haven't heard of it.

Sister Mi told me that Gu Dan's grandmother, after her daughter and son-in-law, that is, Gu Dan's parents, were angry with Gu Dan to death, she was originally grief-stricken and sick, and when she was about to choke, she came back to life.

After Grandma Gu Dan came to life, she said that she was possessed by a fox fairy and had the body of a half-immortal.

Since then, Grandma Gu Dan has started dancing the gods.

Anyway, whoever has a child who is frightened and has a high fever that does not go away, or something that is evil and nonsense among women, as long as Grandma Gu Dan goes out and jumps out of the door, there is no unevenness.

Gu Dan's grandmother's surname is Hu, and she is the third oldest among her sisters, and everyone sees that she really has the ability to exorcise evil spirits, so they all call her Hu Sangu.

Listening to Sister Mi talk about this, I said in my heart that the nun told me about the eight immortals of the earth, the third fox spirit in it, was respected as Hu Sangu before, and Gu Dan's grandmother's nickname turned out to be Hu Sangu.

Could it be that she was really possessed by a fox fairy?

"Since Grandma Gu Dan is so godly, why have I never heard of her name?" I asked Sister Mi.

"Our small township, where can accommodate her big god, people claim that after the fox fairy is possessed, she moved to the county seat, the county people are rich, she dances the god and earns more than in the countryside, not many people know about this, you are a child who goes to school, it is normal if you don't hear about it."

I nodded, and said that I felt that this Hu Sangu might not be able to help Gu Dan face me, after all, Gu Dan was angry with her biological daughter.

Sister Mi said that you are wrong, after she was possessed by the fox fairy, she didn't have any resentment about her daughter's death, and she usually loved Gu Dan very much, without her support in the county, Gu Dan couldn't get along over there, and she would have gone back to the old street a long time ago.

I said in my heart that Liu Blind is a great immortal, and he smashed the signboard when he met me, you are a half-immortal, even if you come, what can you do with me.

Besides, the half-immortal should also be reasonable, your grandson provoked trouble first, and it was not my fault.

So I didn't feel too relieved about this matter.

I told Sister Mi again that when I slapped Gu Dan, there was a principal Zhao in a suit and leather shoes, like a nervous disorder, who said that after the school was built, he would invite me to be a teacher in the school.

Sister Mi said that if someone can be the principal, there must be something extraordinary, how can it be a neurosis.

I was stunned for a moment, and said Could it be that Principal Zhao also knows a little bit of the Tao of Yin and Yang, ghosts and gods, can see that my teeth have magical powers, and wants to wait for the school to be built, invite me over, and ward off evil spirits?

"After the new school is built, it will definitely recruit a lot of students from other places to go to school, and it is inevitable that there will be local students who are bent on mixing with society, and outside the school, there will also be a group of ruffians and hooligans, who often bully those students from other places, I estimate that Principal Zhao saw you slap Gu Dan, you are local, please go to the school security team to be a small security guard in the future, you can help him solve a lot of trouble."

Listening to Sister Mi's explanation, I was still a little disappointed.

How majestic it is to be a teacher, me and Datou, who are often scolded by teachers in school, are stubborn old men like grandpa, and they have to nod their heads when they go to a parent-teacher meeting to see the teacher.

It's okay if you want me to be a teacher, but it's okay to be a security guard, and the master won't go to death.

After chatting with Sister Mi for a while, I saw that it was getting dark and I was hungry, so I wanted to go out to eat.

As a result, Sister Mi had to go with me.

I thought about it and said, "Sister Mi, forget it, let's show up together, there will be rumors." ”

"Huang Shan, there are still few rumors about the two of us now, besides, on the street this morning, which bastard said in front of everyone that as long as he wants, I will be his person at any time?"

After Sister Mi finished speaking, she turned her head angrily and ignored me.

I said this, but I didn't expect it to reach Sister Mi's ears so quickly.

It's all like this, if I don't let Sister Mi go out to eat with me, I'll be a little sorry for others.

Seeing that Sister Mi was angry, I said okay, let's go to dinner, and if I have the chance, I will clarify with everyone that nothing happened between the two of us.

Sister Mi said that I don't embarrass you, if we don't go out together, there is still room for maneuver, if I appear outside the Internet café with you, no one will believe you when you clarify.

Sister Mi has changed from a big tantrum just now to being empathetic, and the change makes me a little uncomfortable, so I sincerely said, or, you go to dinner with me?

Sister Mi said no, you are still a student, and you have been talked about by others, let's appear together, and it will be difficult for you to find a daughter-in-law locally in the future.

Sister Mi said that I didn't know how to answer it.

"Huangshan, sister still has five courses of treatment, you help my sister do it, my sister won't pester you in the future, I have a little cousin, she is very beautiful, when you grow up, I will introduce her to you."

Although I am not interested in the cousin that Sister Mi said, but Sister Mi's words have been said to this point, what else can I say, continue to treat her and consolidate the curative effect.

The old rules got up, and I sat down blindfolded, and she bent over to her.

……

After another course of treatment, Sister Mi seemed to be very comfortable, lying on the sofa, blushing and falling asleep.

When I came to Xu Da's restaurant, I saw that the business was better than yesterday, and the tables were full.

The people who eat are all praised and stunned, not only the big pot dishes for funerals have a taste, but this common dish is also delicious.

Xu Da was stunned that if he could make money, the big head would live a good life, and I felt that I had done nothing wrong by transferring this hotel to him.

When the eldest mother saw me coming, she hurriedly beckoned me to squeeze with others.

As a result, she dragged me to the table, where a man and a woman were already seated.

After I sat down, I found out that the man was Sister Mi's father, the richest man in the old street.

The woman is a perm girl who is not a few years older than Sister Mi, dressed as a typical Internet celebrity on the live broadcast platform, and is gnawing on an oily chicken leg.

I was frightened, afraid that Mi Mancang would come and beat me up because of the rumors.

But I seem to be thinking too much.

When Mi Mancang saw me, he just smiled awkwardly at me, and then settled the bill without eating, and despite the perm girl's objections, he pulled her up and hurried out.

The perm girl thought that I was a fierce god who couldn't even be provoked by Mimancang, so she walked to the door of the hotel with a chicken leg in her mouth and smiled at me.

I ignored the perm girl, she made a boring one, spit the chicken leg on the ground, and left.

I feel a little weird.

Why are rumors about me and his daughter flying all over the sky, Mi Mancang, as a father, not only didn't even say a cruel word when he saw me, but fled in embarrassment like a ghost.

I really can't understand why Yonemankura avoided me.

Could it be that when he heard that I beat Gu Dan, he didn't want to clash with me face-to-face because he couldn't afford to mess with me?

Maybe yes, rich people are afraid of death.

While I was thinking about it, my mother finally brought me two dishes.

I was grumbling with hunger, so I didn't think about the rice warehouse anymore, picked up the chopsticks, shook off my cheeks, and ate it.

When I was eating the fragrant food, a pair of chopsticks that did not belong to me reached out and split off, and caught my chopsticks at once.

I shook it, but I didn't shake off the chopsticks.

I looked up and saw a fat old man sitting across from me with a serious face.

"Grandpa, you're back." I quickly stood up and said respectfully.

"Don't eat, come out with me." Grandpa stood up and said.

Hearing his grandfather's voice, the people who ate greeted him, saying that the old man was also here, and he had gone out for so many days, where did he go to make a fortune.

There is that fast mouth, just say that the old man, you came at the right time, your home Huangshan, find you a rich granddaughter-in-law, that is, Mi Mancang's daughter Xiaomi, just now Huangshan bumped into Mi Mancang with Xiaomi, the quasi-father-in-law of Mi Mancang, hugging his head and running away.

Grandpa said with a straight face, said that you know a fart, and lowered his voice and said to me: "If I come a few days late, you will die at the hands of Xiaomi!" ”