49, cute and wealthy little middle two
Both games are miserable endings, not to mention eating chicken, it's hard to see people's heads, professional chicken anchors are 5 kills, 10 kills, 17 kills, 28 kills, Cheng Yi in addition to the first kill a naked hanging, the whole process of shopping, human body strokes, and then incarnate as a courier, the box spirit to send people first aid kits, send equipment, it can be said that a horse of vegetables.
As for the second second, cough, he is more dishful than Cheng Yi, but it is such a garbage, there is no technical "chicken" link, but the audience in the 33xx66 live broadcast room has not decreased at all, and there has even increased slightly, why is this?
The secret lies in Cheng Yi's words, he is more serious when he plays the alliance, and in the chicken eating link, he is the whole BB, chat flow, cross talk flow, technology is not good, humor to make up, ridiculing the second is a point where he is now pleasing the audience, so that the brothers who watch the live broadcast are happy, have fun and watch happy.
The third game is arranged.
Cheng Yi: "Secondary two, secondary two, what do you and your brothers usually do?" ”
Middle 2: "I didn't do anything, sometimes I played the alliance, sometimes I played CF, and then sometimes, I was in a hurry, and I couldn't do anything in a hurry." ”
Cheng Yi's mind flashed with three ??? , a group of boys, in a hurry and can't do anything, what kind of scene is that.
In the live broadcast room, he smiled evilly, and he used guiding words to ask: "Can't do anything in a hurry?" ”
Zhong Er didn't notice it: "Yes, it's just a hurry, wood, I picked up a handful of uzi." ”
As soon as Cheng Yi heard UZI, he threw the messy thoughts out of his mind, and the effect of the show didn't matter, he said: "Give it to me, give it to me, this win94 is for you, uzi for me." ”
"Okay."
Cheng Yi: "I searched the house on the left, and there is a second-level armor here, and the helmet is also given to you." ”
"Wow, the old wood is really good."
"Form two? You can't really be GAY, right? In the live broadcast room, Cheng Yi showed a surprised expression on his face.
"Hahaha, no, no, really not."
"Don't scare me, don't mess around, I'm afraid."
"It's not... I...... I'm really not, I still prefer women. ”
"Compare?"
"Old wood, you...... You ......"
Barrage:
"Break it forcibly, hahaha."
"It's really better than wood."
"Form 2 is going to become GAY, hahaha."
"6666666, the middle two scalp is numb."
"Hahahaha, good GAY, good GAY, I like it."
"It's a rush for the kid."
“……”
Middle School Er thought for a while before he said a word, and he said, "Old wood, why are you so sensitive." ”
Cheng Yi: "How can there be, it's good, stand upright, don't be ambiguous when you speak, young age, bad thinking, fortunately you came to my live broadcast room, and only 33xx66 can save you, pick up the gun, raise your legs, and shoot." ”
Middle 2 hahaha: "What the old wood said is right. Then he fired a shot into the air.
Cheng Yi was taken aback, and he said: "Middle two, you are going to die, what are you beating blindly." ”
Form 2: "Didn't you let me shoot it?" ”
Cheng Yi: "Forget it, forget it, follow me and go to the young lady together." ”
"Where is the young lady?"
"Farm, didn't you hear the voice of the young lady when you were preparing?"
"Nope."
Cheng Yi smiled evilly, he said: "Secondary two, the young lady said that she is going to jump on the farm." ”
"Then we'll go."
The two picked up their guns and ran forward one after the other, the car was not searched, and the supplies were not searched much.
"Old wood, there are people, get down, get down."
"Don't worry, what are you afraid of." Cheng Yi said and manipulated the character to squat, and then asked: "Middle two, you tell me, you think about this and that every day, do you have a girlfriend now?" ”
Form 2: "The holy light shines on me, and my mother says it's not good to talk about love." ”
Cheng Yi: "I asked you if you had any." ”
Zhong Er grinned and whispered, "Yes." ”
"Your mom doesn't agree with you talking, and then you have?"
Form 2: "Yes." ”
Cheng Yi ha: "Then how did you tell your mother." ”
Form 2: "I just mean, I'm old, don't let her take care of me." ”
Cheng Yi: "Big? Big? Where is "big"? It's only seventeen, and then, your mother doesn't care about you now? ”
The meaning of his words was very sufficient, and the barrage was boiling again.
Xiao Zhonger didn't notice it at all, he said: "No matter, my mother can't control it, so I don't care." ”
Cheng Yi: "That's good, it's a good thing not to delay learning anyway." ”
Form 2: "Study, hmm......"
Secondary 2 pondered for a while and said, "My grades are not good." ”
"What? If you can't study, what do you want to do in the future? ”
Secondary 2: "I ......" He hesitated, paused for a few seconds, and then said, "Well, my family conditions are better." ”
Cheng Yi: "What? "This TM is too real, the family conditions are better?
That's right, watching his live broadcast, this kid doesn't consume less.
"And then? What do you want to do in Form 2? ”
"If you don't do anything, you just want to inherit my dad's legacy."
Cheng Yi: "......"
"Inheritance, inheritance is okay, will your father let you inherit it?"
Form 2: "I'm the only boy in my family." ”
Cheng Yi: "Then did your dad let you talk about girlfriends?" ”
"He let it."
"Oh, that's good for your dad."
Form 2: "My dad and I have a good relationship, but how to say it, my dad is a little scared of my mom." ”
Cheng Yi couldn't help but smile: "What about you?" Are you afraid of your dad, or are you afraid of your mother? ”
Form 2 is fearless: "I'm not afraid. ”
"That means you're self-reliant and grown up."
Form 2: "No, I can't stand on my own, I keep asking them for money. ”
"Okay, that means you can live independently, on their money."
Zhongji smiled shyly, "Yes." Then he added, "How do you say this, there is ...... Sort of, well, forget it, let's not talk about it......"
Cheng Yi: "What's wrong, hurry, say, say something, say something, say something after a sentence, what is the manly twisting." ”
Form 2: "It's a little, well, it's just a bit of a wretch, I feel like I'm a bit of a wretch......"
Cheng Yi laughed, and he said: "What is this, you are still young, only seventeen, what kind of nest do you have." ”
Form 2: "No, you don't know, my dad often intimidates me. ”
"What intimidating you?" Cheng Yi asked.
"He said, if I don't obey, I won't give the money away." The 17-year-old voice of Form 2 has a very childish sense of being a student.
Cheng Yi snickered twice when he heard it, and said, "Your dad is very good, he is really intimidating you." He said in his heart, this is obviously your father fooling you.
Zhong Er's tone was extremely serious: "Really, my dad always said that I picked it up......"
Cheng Yi: "Picked it up?" Did he say where he picked it up? ”
"He said he picked it up from the garbage dump."
Cheng Yi couldn't help but laugh again, and he said, "Zhonger, don't worry, I also picked it up from the garbage heap." ”
"By the way, you don't look like your dad."
"Like, my skin looks like my mom, and I look like my dad."
Cheng Yi: "Then it's fine." ”
The second middle school slipped away, and it should have eaten a bite of instant noodles.
Cheng Yi: "You haven't finished your noodles yet?" ”
Form 2: "No, I'm done eating, take a sip of soup." ”
Cheng Yi: "......"
"Form 2, aren't you inheriting your father's legacy? How do you still eat instant noodles. ”
Form 2: "I can't help it, I'm out of pocket money this month." ”
Cheng Yi: "How much pocket money do you have a month, I can ask if it's convenient?" You can also not answer. ”
Form 2: "Well, ...... a month, about 6,000, sometimes more." ”
Cheng Yi was horrified.
"6000 a month? It's the 12th, and you're out of money at the beginning of the month? ”
Middle 2: "Soon, I gave you a super rocket, a Buddha jumping over the wall, and the rest of the flowers are gone, it seems that there are more than 800." ”
"And how do you eat?" Cheng Yi was a little worried about this little melon skin.
Form 2: "I don't spend money on food." ”
"Okay." Cheng Yi tried his best to make his tone normal, not jealous, not crazy, he glanced at the ID of the second middle school, and asked casually: "What do you mean by this ID." ”
Zhong Er hit him hard again: "That's my license plate number." ”
Cheng Yi: "......"
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