In the live broadcast room of Betta 33xx66, Cheng Yi said: "Dandan, what is this Dogecoin doing?" Said he was going to take me to eat chicken. ”

Dandan's barrage button: "Don't worry, my computer is dead, the broken Internet café is too rubbish, watch you play the game live and get stuck, you start a game first, my phone will watch your live broadcast." ”

Seeing this, Cheng Yi said in the live broadcast room: "Is there anything else, if you want to play together, come on, come on, hurry up, add me to the speed, open it first." ”

Form 2: "Add me, add me." ”

Twilight: "My ID - qianshanmuxue"

As he was talking, Cheng Yi's mobile phone vibrated a little, heh, it was the guy in the second middle school who sent his ID directly, HuB37621 asked Cheng Yi to add him, saying that he didn't open a friend to add.

Cheng Yi clicked on it, and quickly set up a friend to add, Dududu, many people popped up to add Cheng Yi, add them one by one, including Twilight Snow, and then look for ID, HuB37621, and directly add the melon skin of Zhonger.

Enter the double row.

"Hey, hey, secondary two, can secondary two hear me?" Using his voice Cheng Yi to speak, he originally wanted to pull Twilight Snow in a double row, but the guy's name was directly black, and it was estimated that he had encountered something like a dropped line and a stuck screen.

"Hey, hey, hey? Form 2? ”

"Hmm...... Well, it's me, hahaha, old wood, I'm here, I'm so happy. ”

Cheng Yi: "Secondary two, can you play, I'm very vegetable, you have to take me to eat chicken." ”

Form 2: "(⊙o⊙)..., I'm a newbie, aren't you playing very well?" ”

Cheng Yi said in his heart that this is afraid that it is a melon peel, and he said: "Didn't you see it when I was in the live broadcast of the black and white cat?" I've only been playing chicken for a week, and I haven't played 20 games in total, and I've been fucked a lot, and I've never eaten chicken, what about you, what's the situation? ”

The second middle school was a little weak-hearted, and he said: "I'm very good at playing CF, this is okay." ”

Cheng Yi: "Okay, then it's open, first double row, Dan Dan will come in a while, he is a big hand, let him take us, Dusk Xue is off, and then the four rows will go." ”

"OK, listen to you, old wood."

Once you communicate, the game begins.

About the game of Battle Royale, Cheng Yi really doesn't know much, he's a novice, and he's still in the exploration stage of the game, and he can't even recognize the gun, 98K, AK47, airdrop, first-class A, second-class A, third-level A, backpack, he also knows these basic things.

And in his live broadcast room, Dan Dan is a master of PUBG, which is why Cheng Yi asked him to eat chicken together at night.

"Where do we fall?"

Cheng Yi: "Let's go to the farm." ”

"Where's the farm?"

Cheng Yi: "......"

"You follow me, look at my location, see FARM, English, the uppercase F, where I marked the yellow dot."

Junior two: "Okay, okay, I saw that." ”

Cheng Yi: "See? Where are you going? Don't go to M City, take a look at the map. At this time, he knew that this middle two should be better than him.

"There are two more people, and there are people below me."

Cheng Yi: "Don't worry, I'll search for a gun." ”

The atmosphere was very tense, Cheng Yi pushed the door and broke the window and ran to two houses before finding a broken troll, falling from the sky, chasing people and killing an unarmed naked hanger with two shots.

"Damn, I killed someone." Cheng Yi roared, he was a little excited, this feeling was very exciting.

Middle 2: "You are so powerful, you can still kill, I haven't even killed." ”

Cheng Yi: "Dig a slot, can you do it, don't you say you can play?" ”

Secondary two, (⊙o⊙)..., as if he had accidentally exposed something, he said: "Oh, I can play, it's just a little dish." ”

Cheng Yi was a little impatient, this guy is really a chicken dish, he said: "Come with me, follow me, what are you chirping?" ”

Form 2: "I'm eating." ”

Cheng Yi was puzzled: "Eat at this time?" ”

Form 2: "Ah, I'm eating instant noodles. ”

Cheng Yi: "......"

There is no gun in the second middle school, Cheng Yi has a broken troll, the two have just come out of the house and haven't walked up 50 steps, and they are suddenly bursting, piu, piu, GG, both of them are dead, and the brother of the dead melon on the opposite side has come to take revenge.

Barrage, hahaha, vegetable, 666 brushes non-stop.

Cheng Yi touched his nose, and he said: "Secondary two, you are a real show, you are better than me, let's hahaha two garbage." "He's telling the truth, and there's nothing about washing himself.

Secondary 2 first laughed twice, and then like a child who made a mistake, he said: "I've only beaten CF's zombies, so why don't I retreat, and you play?" ”

Cheng Yi said magnificently: "No, what to return, who hasn't had a dish yet?" ”

Due to the short time of the first game (it died too quickly), Dandan was not online yet, and Twilight Snow was nowhere to be seen, so the second game was opened again.

In the second second, Cheng Yi and two tender newcomers are running in the game, and this one is more lucky, both of them have guns, and there are a lot of accessories, as well as supplies, medical kits and drinks.

Cheng Yi took an SKS, the second middle school was Uziuzi, the first two circles were mixed, and when the third circle came, the two went to the river to find a boat, but they didn't want to be ambushed, and the middle two were killed without firing a shot.

Cheng Yi shot at the boat that the enemy drove away, bang, 23 rounds of bullets and a new magazine and 15 shots, it seemed to hit, it didn't seem to hit, anyway, the opposite side didn't die, but green blood came out of his body, and he ran away in the dinghy.

Cheng Yi frowned, never said anything about his marksmanship, but said: "Oh, what's going on, I feel like I was shot twice, why didn't the other side die?" ”

The second yin and yang are weird: "Yes, old wood, you are very good." ”

"Middle two, are you praising me?"

"Praise you, hey, hey, hey."

Cheng Yi: "Why doesn't it sound like me?" Yin and Yang weird. ”

The second middle school held back a smile, and said that my food is better than wood, haha, more garbage than me, my sniper is more accurate than this, how can I rob thirty or forty robbers and can't hit anyone, he said: "I see your prediction... It's true six..."

Cheng Yi interrupted him and said, "Zhonger, your instant noodles are going to be cold, hurry up and eat the noodles, don't talk." ”

Barrage:

"Two dishes B."

"Please, be a man."

"Master of human strokes, garbage anchors, terrible dishes."

"Please, get shot."

"Hahahaha, it's a real dish than wood."

"4x mirror, SKS, one shot missed, hahaha, NB."

"Spicy chicken anchor, please open a hanging."

Cheng Yi: "Middle two, the barrage began to spray me, it was almost explosive, you said that you died so early, should you take the blame." ”

Middle 2 laughed, he said, "I see, hahaha, let's defend, Pikachu, I'm giving you a chance to perform." ”

Cheng Yi: "Your name is really not in vain, you are really the second second, do you like Pikachu?" ”

Middle 2: "No, I just want to like those, hey, hey, cosplay's Pikachu." ”

"Pikachu of cosplay? What is that? ”

"It's a little sister.,Cosplay Pikachu is generally a little fresh little sister.。

Cheng Yi said twice, and the second middle school took two bites of noodles and said, "I like big breasts and big butts." ”

Cheng Yi generally ran the picture and said crookedly: "Middle two, you are too traditional, and the popular styles now are not this kind of big chest and big ass." ”

Middle Two thought for a moment, and he said, "How boring that flat chest is." ”

Cheng Yi was categorical: "How can there be, neutral beauty is popular now, do you know?" ”

"No, Secondary 2, you should hurry up and find a boyfriend."

Zhong Er looked confused: "Male...... Boyfriend? I'm looking for a boyfriend? ”

Cheng Yi: "Yes." In front of the camera, he looked serious, showing his IQ for the sake of the show, leading GAY, GAY's middle two to the unknown abyss.

Form 2: "I'm a man." ”

Cheng Yi nodded and said: "I know, I know, but it's different now, you see that men who are still looking for girlfriends, they are looking for boyfriends, for example, you can't tell women some things, you can tell men, right." ”

The second middle school wanted to laugh and held back crazily, he said; "Big brother, you have such a taste."

Barrage:

"Anchor philosopher?"

"Men should men, can women"

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing to death, the second secondary is really good."

"Hahaha, the idea is very avant-garde"

"The anchor is real."

"Hahahaha, scoop up wood."

“……”

The show exploded.

Cheng Yi hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, I'm not GAY, I'm just giving you a suggestion." ”

Form 2: "I know, I know you're not GAY, I just feel like I have a lot of same-sex friends, really." ”

"Ahh Cheng Yi had no choice but to click to exit the game.

With a clear cough, he said again: "Middle two, you tell me honestly, how old you are now." ”

"I'm 17, 17 years old."

Cheng Yi: "......" He was a little speechless, just listening to this guy's voice, he felt that it should not be loud, but he didn't expect it to be smaller than he expected, then again, the melon skin that gave him such a gift was only 17, a little unbelievable.

He said, "Seventeen, are you really seventeen in Form 2?" ”

"yes."

Cheng Yi: "Okay, then you have been thinking about so many things since you were seventeen?" It's a bit precocious, with big breasts and big butts. ”

Form 2: "What's there, it's normal, it's okay, go out with friends every day, watch your live broadcast every day, hehehe." Then I learned a lot, and I thought about it every day. ”

Cheng Yi was shocked, he didn't expect that the second middle school had learned so many "great principles of life" after watching his live broadcast, which was really something to be proud of.

(PS: Thank you for the tip, thank you.) ）