Chapter 36: The Banmen Gets the Axe
Xu Xiaonan glanced at it, pointed to the suitcase and shouted, "There is a demonic spirit in the box!" ”
The beard's expression changed greatly, and he couldn't help but shout: "The alley is my personal belongings, you have no right to search, you are violating personal privacy, I will sue you!" ”
"I'm just talking nonsense, let's throw a stone to ask for directions, since you are so nervous, it means that there is really a problem in the box!"
Xu Xiaonan smiled, looked at Yan Shaokui and said, "Senior brother, do you want to open the box and take a look?" ”
"No, you don't."
Yan Shaokui nodded, pointed to the beard and little white face, and said, "Give you another chance, do you want to explain honestly by yourself, or do you want me to do it myself and break your demon law?" ”
"What demon spell?"
The bearded man was still quibbling, and said, "You have invaded my personal privacy, illegally detained us, and beat us. When I go out, I'll definitely complain about you! ”
"Okay, hurry up and you won't shed tears if you don't see the coffin, then I have to do it!"
Yan Shaokui sneered and let Xiao Nan and the others all step aside.
Then, Yan Shaokui put the suitcase in the middle of the living room, patted the suitcase, and said with a smile: "Friend, is it comfortable to hide inside?" It's all going on outside, and you don't fart? ”
Liu Yunting and the others were all stunned, thinking in their hearts, could it be that there is something hidden in this box?
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of rustling in the box.
Then, a crisp female voice said in the box: "Wait for ordinary people to listen, I am the Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang!" ”
There's someone in the box!
Everyone was amazed.
Yan Shaokui was naturally not surprised, but smiled and said, "Nine Heavens Xuannu Niangniang? Mother's golden body, how can she hide in the box? Who locked you up? It's nonsense! ”
"Shut up!"
The woman shouted loudly and said, "This mother came to the world to inspect, and she was worried that she would disturb the world, so she didn't show up, and she just used this box to hide invisibly." Who has what it takes to lock me up? You wait for ordinary people, quickly withdraw from it, otherwise this mother will be angry and let you all die on the spot! ”
Hearing this, the bearded man rolled his eyes, suddenly turned around, and kowtowed to the box again and again: "It turned out that the Xuannu Niangniang arrived, I deserved to die, and I thought it was haunted last night." Please be merciful and bypass us this time! ”
The little white face also hurriedly knelt down, acted together, and kowtowed to the box.
Liu Yunting smiled: "It turns out that there is a person hidden in the box. I don't think you're pretending to be a ghost, get out of here. ”
Lin Qiao also smiled: "Niangniang hasn't come out yet, why don't you wait for us to splash the street with clean water, the loess mat, and set up an incense case to welcome you?" ”
"She won't come out, I have to ask her to come out."
Yan Shaokui shook his head, took a breath in his palm, drew a thunder talisman, raised his hand to slash at the suitcase, and shouted:
"The Blue Emperor Lei Gong flew the thunderbolt, and the White Emperor Lei Gong served the gods. Black Emperor Lei Gong out of the sky, please come to the god thunder palm sound, Maoshan palm thunder, break! ”
Taken aback, the bearded and white-faced each pounced on their suitcases.
However, they were a step late.
I saw a thunderbolt flying out of Yan Shaokui's palm, hitting the suitcase.
Bang!
A muffled sound followed, followed by a scream from the box: "Ah...... Master spare your life! ”
Immediately, the lid of the box was lifted, and a white light bounced up, hitting the roof, and then falling to the ground, retracting under the sofa.
The white light was so fast that the crowd didn't even see what it was.
The beard and the little white face were shocked, protected in front of the sofa, and kowtowed to Yan Shaokui again and again: "Master spare your life, we have no eyes, I don't know that you are a mage of the Maoshan faction!" ”
Just now, Yan Shaokui's palm thundered out, and these two guys knew who they met!
Liu Yunting and others admired Yan Shaokui even more.
Yan Shaokui laughed, pointed to his beard and little white face and said, "You two grandsons, do you know now that you are begging for mercy?" Didn't you just expose me? Isn't it to report to the police? Don't you want to complain about me? What's wrong with it now? ”
The bearded man kowtowed again and begged for mercy, and said: "It's just that our brother has no eyes, and the class has an axe, and I ask you to ...... a lot."
"Shut up and call that dead fox out of here!"
Yan Shaokui shouted.
"The master spares his life, the little fox meets the master!"
A white fox came out from under the sofa, holding two front paws, kneeling on the ground and speaking.
"Damn, this fox...... I can actually speak, it's really a vixen! Liu Yunting and Lin Qiao changed color.
Yan Shaokui sneered and said, "What is your origin, let's talk about it!" Tell me honestly, I can leave your dog's life, otherwise, you will not be spared! ”
The bearded man gritted his teeth and said, "Master Mingcha, we are...... The disciple of the horse, with the fox fairy raised by the family, came out to swagger and deceive, just to ...... Get some money. But we didn't do anything unreasonable......"
"If you open your mouth, you blackmailed me for 500,000 yuan, and you dare to say that you didn't do anything hurtful to heaven and reason!?"
Yan Shaokui grinned and said, "It turned out to be a disciple of the horse." I ask you, how much money have you extorted over the years? ”
The bearded man looked at his companion and whispered, "Not much, that's it...... Two or three million. ”
"Count on your three million, divide half of me, take one and a half million out, and then leave this fox behind, get out of me!" Yan Shaokui said.
Xiao Nan was overjoyed and said, "Senior brother, this fox is fun, I want to stay as a pet!" ”
Yan Shaokui smiled and scratched Xiao Nan's nose: "I left this fox, that's what it means." ”
"Senior brother is so good!" Xiao Nan jumped up, stepped forward, and held the white fox in his arms.
The white fox curled up in Xiao Nan's arms, not daring to move.
"Master, this can't be done!"
The bearded man and the little white face complained again and again, and said, "Master, this fox fairy is our family protector, and we can't stay." As for the money...... We can negotiate and give you 500,000, okay? ”
"In front of me, you are not qualified to bargain!"
Yan Shaokui sneered, walked in front of the two people, suddenly pointed out, tapped a few times behind their backs, and then said:
"I used the three absolute fingers of Maoshan to point to a few of your big acupoints, and if you don't untie them for 24 hours, your blood will gradually become cold, and you will die within two days. Get out, you've got 1.5 million and come back to me! ”
The two guys were stunned for a moment, stood up silently, and walked out the door.
"Remember to hurry up, come to me in one day, otherwise, no one will be able to save you!" Yan Shaokui said again.
The beard turned his head, his eyes were grim, and he said word by word: "Master don't worry, we will come back!" ”