Chapter 35: Demonic spirit
The little white face on the sofa is even more acting, humming and chirping in his mouth, trembling all over.
I have to say that this guy really has a bit of acting talent.
Relying on porcelain to eat, in fact, it is overkill, he should be an international film and television star, and if he doesn't get it right, he can become an actor.
"Hey, why are you scared like this? I'll take a look. ”
Yan Shaokui pretended to be surprised, walked to the sofa, bent down to look at the goods, and asked, "Hey, buddy, can you still talk?" ”
"There are ghosts, there are ghosts......"
The man's eyes were glazed, he shook his head again and again, and he muttered to himself without looking at Yan Shaokui.
"You see, he's confused now, and he can't even communicate normally! So, your hotel must be responsible! The bearded man took the opportunity to say.
Yan Shaokui nodded, continued to ask the man on the sofa, and said, "Hey, your mother ran away with someone, do you know?" Your dad was cuckolded, you know? ”
The little white face glanced up at Yan Shaokui, and then shook his head: "There are ghosts, there are ghosts......
It is estimated that in this guy's heart, there have been 10,000 MMP scoldings, but because of his character identity, he doesn't dare to change his lines casually.
The bearded man rushed over, pushed Yan Shaokui violently, and shouted, "How did you talk? Bullying my friend is delirious! ”
Yan Shaokui grinned and said, "You said fucking and didn't say your mother, what are you anxious about?" Besides, if I don't ask clearly, how do you know if he's really confused or fake? How do you determine the situation? ”
"So you're asking now? Sure about the situation? What do you say? The bearded man glared viciously.
"Mm-hmm, I just said that his mother ran away with someone, that his father was cuckolded, and he didn't react. It's almost certain that he's really scared silly. I guess even if he says that he is a wild seed and greets his sisters and sisters, he will not react to it......"
Yan Shaokui nodded, and said seriously: "But I don't understand, what terrifying thing did he encounter, and he was scared like this?" ”
Liu Yunting and the others knew that Yan Shaokui was making fun of these two people, and they each snickered in their hearts.
The beard showed off his mobile phone, called up a video, and said:
"You see, we slept until midnight, and the teacups and ashtrays in the room flew up. The clothes also flew up and chased us. Isn't that scary enough? It's not haunted, how can a teacup fly? ”
Yan Shaokui looked at the video, frowned and said, "Teacups and ashtrays flying, they don't necessarily be haunted!" The airplane is made of iron, and the people with it weigh more than 100,000 pounds, and they are still flying in the sky, is it also haunted? ”
The beard was stunned for a moment, and then shouted: "You are using strong words, the plane is flying in the sky, there is a motivation to urge, can it be the same?" ”
Yan Shaokui smiled and said again: "Okay, even if what you say is reasonable. However, you shot this video yourself, how do I know if you used any special effects? Perhaps, you may use any transparent silk thread to tie to the teacup. ”
Xiao Nan also helped, and sneered: "That's right, now that technology is so developed, with a five-cent special effect, sows can fly on the screen!" ”
Yan Shaokui nodded again and again: "That's right, unless I see with my own eyes that the teacups and ashtrays here are flying, otherwise, I won't admit that my hotel is haunted." ”
"You're just being unreasonable!"
The bearded man was furious, holding up his mobile phone and saying, "I'm going to publish the haunted video of your hotel!" ”
"Bullying me for not having a phone? Bullying me won't make a video? ”
Yan Shaokui shrugged, turned to Liu Yunting, Mei Yingzi and the others and said:
"Everyone took out their phones and looked at this bearded man and little white face. He said that our hotel was haunted and asked us for compensation, so we said that he touched porcelain. Then put the video on the Internet, let all the hotel staff forward it, and then find 10,000 water army comments to like, make it popular, and spray him to death! Anyway, there are many of us, so I will bully them and there are few of them, afraid that he will bite me? ”
Everyone couldn't help laughing, each took out their mobile phones, turned on the camera, and aimed at the bearded man and the little white face.
Everyone thinks Yan Shaokui is funny, but they admire his way of dealing with the other.
Against scoundrels, you can be more scoundrels than him.
The bearded man didn't withdraw, put down his phone, glared and said, "You are a big bully!" Could it be that my brother, frightened silly by your haunted room, does you not want to be responsible? ”
Liu Yunting also sneered and said: "There are many girls who are pregnant in our hotel, and they didn't ask us to be responsible." ”
Everyone couldn't help it, and there was another snicker.
"You, you...... It's just unreasonable, I'm going to complain to you! The bearded man roared.
Yan Shaokui nodded and said, "If you want me to be responsible, it's okay, unless in front of me, you let the ashtrays and teacups here fly!" ”
The bearded man glared and said, "Nonsense, haunting is in the middle of the night, and in this broad daylight, there are so many people present, how can it be haunted?" ”
"Hahaha, that's not necessarily, even in broad daylight, I can be haunted and make the ashtray fly!"
Yan Shaokui laughed, picked up the heavy crystal ashtray from the coffee table, checked it in his hand, and suddenly raised his hand and smashed it towards the beard!
Bang!
The bearded man couldn't dodge, was hit in the face by the ashtray, screamed, and squatted down covering his face.
The crystal ashtray is particularly heavy, always more than a pound.
The beard was smashed to the ground, and blood flowed all over the ground.
"Is that how you fly? That's how it flies, right? ”
Yan Shaokui picked up the teacup, smashed it at the little white face on the sofa, and scolded: "Tell Lao Tzu, is it flying like this?" Your uncle, dare to come to my hotel to touch porcelain! ”
The little white face stopped acting, panicked, jumped up on the ground, and dodged the flying teacup.
There was a thud, and the teacup slammed against the wall, shattering.
Yan Shaokui snatched the mobile phone from the beard's hand, and smashed it at the little white face: "Is it flying like this!?" ”
There was another ring, and the phone was torn apart.
The little white face shouted: "Don't do it, don't do it, I'm going to report to the official!" ”
"Reporter?"
As soon as Yan Shaokui turned around, he picked up the kettle and threw it over, scolding: "Lao Tzu gave you a performance of teleportation, and you still reported to the official!?" Isn't that how you fly? Say, isn't that how you fly? ”
For a time, the things that can be thrown in the hotel room are mineral water, tea boxes, playing cards, condoms, magic oil, trash cans...... All of them were thrown over by Yan Shaokui.
The little white face was forced into a corner of the living room of the suite, holding his head and running away, embarrassed.
Mei Yingzi, Lin Qiao, Liu Yunting and others couldn't cry or laugh, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab Yan Shaokui, and said one after another: "Kui Dong is angry, your identity can't be committed to using violence with two porcelain......
The boss of the dignified Binjiang Hotel turned out to have a hot temper like a street thug, and he beat him when he said it, which made everyone unexpected.
Generally speaking, such a large hotel, when encountering such a thing, it is solved through the legal department. sent a professional lawyer to accompany the scoundrel to fight the lawsuit slowly, and if he won, he will be bankrupt; If he loses, he will continue to fight the lawsuit and appeal, and he will continue to fight, dragging him to death.
There is only Yan Shaokui's solution, which is rough and simple, and he rolls up his sleeves directly.
Yan Shaokui was surrounded by several beauties in the middle, and then he stopped and said, "You go and search the bedroom, take out all their belongings, and see how I can break their demon law!" ”
"Yes!"
Several managers in the housekeeping department said yes and hurried into the bedroom.
"You don't have the right to search our stuff!" The bearded man, with a bloody face, stood up and shouted.
"Shut up!" Yan Shaokui raised his foot and kicked out, kicking the bearded man to the ground!
Seeing Yan Shaokui's cannibalistic appearance, Xiao Baimian didn't dare to speak, and squatted honestly in the corner.
A moment later, Mei Yingzi dragged out a large suitcase from the bedroom.
The other two managers were carrying a few pieces of clothing.
Xu Xiaonan glanced at it, pointed to the suitcase and shouted, "There is a demonic spirit in the box!" ”