021 I'm your grandfather
A woman with a hot body came down from the Porsche 911 and rushed at the two thieves who pulled the woman on top of the sky, and told them to let go.
The fat man stared at the woman's big white legs, drooled, and said This is the best, I glanced at the fat man, you have never seen her face, the fat man cut it, so that Sister Feng is still the best, and it is the same to cover her face.
I told the fat man not to be crooked, hurry up and leave, there are still two wheels on this car, in case of some accident, it is really impossible to eat and walk.
The fat man said it was a pity one second, and the next second his eyes widened instantly, and I rubbed my eyes and said something at the same time as the fat man.
I saw Su Yan stepping on white high heels, a roundabout kick, kicked a thief out three meters away, and slammed his body into a van, and his eyes were black and he passed out.
The other thief was also dumbfounded, raised his fist without makeup, and broke the front teeth of the other thief with a punch, and the blood fell down the front teeth, and raised a foot under the thief's crotch, ten centimeters of high heels, which was called a sour, and I and the fat man were cold at the same time.
The high-ranking women on the side were dumbfounded, looking at Su Yan and being speechless for a while, Su Yan patted the shoulder of the high woman, telling her not to be afraid, two little thieves.
I looked at the fat man and swallowed at the same time.
"Be careful!" The tall woman's face changed and she shouted.
Before Su Yan could react, her body fell to the ground as soon as she softened, the woman who was tall on the top stepped back in fear, and the third thief, holding a bloody wrench in her hand, snorted, will you be kung fu? Lao Tzu teaches you how to be a man with a wrench.
Because the contrast of all this is too fast, the fat man and I didn't react for a while, the fat man snorted, it really responded to that sentence, no matter how high the kung fu is, I am afraid of kitchen knives.
The third thief kicked his feet without makeup, bent down to pick up the bag on the ground, held the blood-stained wrench, and pointed at the woman who was high above, "Take out all the money on your body for Lao Tzu." ”
The woman holding on to the top tightly grabbed the bag in her hand and kept retreating, and the third thief pressed forward step by step, and soon forced the woman to the front of the Porsche 911, and there was no way back.
"Lao Tzu repeatedly, take out all the money for me, or Lao Tzu will kill you!" The third thief had a fierce glint in his eyes.
The woman who was tall above saw this posture, hurriedly opened the bag, and hurriedly took out the money, bundle after bundle, and the eyes of me and the fat man were straight.
The third thief was also confused, probably didn't expect so much money in the woman's bag, stretched out his hand to grab the woman's bag, the woman was unwilling to give, but the strength was not as big as the third thief, the body staggered to the ground, the third thief was inertia, the bag in his hand fell to the ground from the air, and for a time it was like a goddess scattering flowers, and the banknotes of white flowers fell everywhere.
The third thief threw away the wrench in his hand and began to pick up the money, the woman got up and grabbed the bag next to her, the third thief on the side kept stuffing money into her pocket, and soon a few pockets were stuffed with bulging bags, but there were still a lot of banknotes on the ground, the woman grabbed the bag tightly in her arms, staggered up and ran.
The third thief saw the woman running, his eyes were red, if the woman ran away, he had good fruit to eat, and immediately did not care about the money on the ground, chased after it, the woman was wearing high heels and ran fast, coupled with urgency, she staggered to the ground and fell to the mud.
The third thief chased after him, and without saying a word, he went to grab the bag in the woman's hand, the woman gritted her teeth and grabbed the bag but was unwilling to let go, and the third thief did not let go when she saw the woman dead, I was afraid that there was something valuable in it, and a punch was slammed into the woman's face, the woman's hand was soft, and the bag was snatched by the third thief.
The woman saw that the bag was robbed, and she wanted to rob it, but she was punched in the face again, and the corners of her mouth were full of blood.
The third thief ripped off the mask, revealing a hideous scar, picked up the wrench on the ground, and slammed it at the woman's head, "The stinky woman Lao Tzu was almost killed last time, you should die!" ”
The woman's face changed greatly, she never thought that this thief would be Ah Le!
Seeing that the third thief was Ah Le, he glanced at the wound under his clothes, gritted his teeth and said to the fat man, the fat man hit Lao Tzu!
The fat man held a cigarette butt in his mouth, stepped on the accelerator, and the van hit it hard, because it was not far away, the piercing horn made Ah Le stop what he was doing, turn his head to look at the van rushing over, and his pupils were instantly maximized.
With a bang, Ah Le was knocked straight out, lying on the ground with a mouthful of blood spurting out, trembling all over, and there was no movement.
I'm afraid I'll kill Ah Le, so I asked the fat man to hurry over and take a look, I'll go and see if this girl is dead, no matter how you say it's also her own customer, and she is also generous, so it's a pity that she dies like this.
I walked to the side of Su Yan, touched my nose, and breathed a sigh of relief, as long as there is still gas, as for the woman who is on top, I handed her a tissue, but I can't recognize who I am, so I just do it to the end.
The woman wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth and said thank you, I didn't pay attention to her, took out my mobile phone and called the police, after all, things have come to this point has completely exceeded my and the fat man's expectations, as for unloading the wheels, this pot Ah Le, the grandson is determined.
In order not to let the woman recognize me, I kept my voice very low, and called the police to call the fat man to withdraw quickly, and the fat man asked me to wait, I saw that the fat man was picking up money and was speechless, and it was over when the police came.
"Wait, who the hell are you!" The woman from above shouted at my back.
I glanced back, snatched the woman's bag from the fat man's hand, and threw it to the woman, I want to say that I am your father, but it is a little inappropriate to say this at this time, so I will say that it is your grandfather.
The woman was probably stunned, seeing me and the fat man get into the van, gritted her teeth and ran over, scratching the window and startling me, I asked her what she was doing, the woman took out a clay figure from her bag and compared it with me carefully.
The fat man glanced at the clay figure and said with a sigh, "Why does Brother Yang, this clay figure look so similar to you?" ”
My face changed, and I asked the fat man to drive quickly, if he was recognized by the woman, it would be over, and the woman glared and shouted my name, "You are Zhang Yang!" ”
"I'm your grandfather!" I lowered my voice and replied.
pinched the fat man's thigh, the fat man was in pain, stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed out instantly.
Until I drove out of the city, my heart was still nervous, my mind was messy, it was all the fat man's grandson, and now the woman knows that I saved her twice, this must be dead, this girl has always looked down on me, after knowing the truth, will she kill me?
After all, if the gap is too big, it is most likely to be hot-headed and do something out of the ordinary.
All the way to a dilapidated warehouse in the suburbs, after the fat man and I moved the wheels in, the fat man took out all the money in the pockets of his clothes and shouted that he had made a fortune.
I glared at the fat man, look at your talent, what is this money enough for? Haven't seen the world before? When the fat man heard this, he immediately became anxious, he didn't think he had enough money, so you stuffed it into his pocket and took it out for me. I said dig out a fart, this time my brother has done so much, and his ass has been pierced with so many holes, why don't you take a little more?
The fat man scolded me for cheating my brother, and my brother couldn't do it if I went on like this. I gave the fat man a blank look and said what a fart brother, I've always been your father.
The fat man almost rolled his eyes in anger at me.
I scattered flowers, lay on the sofa, and let the fat man quickly spray some Yunnan white on my buttocks, which hurt me to death. The fat man smiled, shook Yunnan Bai in front of me, and asked him to spray me, I must call Dad.
I glared at the fat man and told him not to make trouble, this is the attitude towards my brother? I sprayed my brother with a slippery one.
The fat man took a sip and slapped me on the buttocks, I bared my teeth in pain, and scolded the fat man for not being a thing, and the fat man smiled, this is the father's love for his son.
"By the way, Brother Yang, do you know that girl who knows kung fu? Introduce the brother to the introduction. The fat man asked while licking his face while spraying Yunnan white on me.
I turned my head and glanced at the fat man, saying that he has a really good taste, he is not a man, or he knows kung fu, so you are not afraid that you can't beat her?
The fat man cut a sound, and said I know a fart, such a girl is the best, I said you have it, you can't support this girl, and the thief has money, I told the fat man about a room of figures in the house without makeup, and the fat man's eyes were straight when he heard it.
The fat man is an insider, so he naturally knows what it means to have hundreds of figures in a room, and the cheapest ones are twenty or thirty thousand.
"By the way, Brother Yang, I remembered, the engraving you asked me to ask you about last time, my brother asked someone to ask you, and there is really someone who knows." The fat man said.
As soon as I heard it, I hurriedly asked who the fat man was, and the fat man cut it, who could it be, Tang Dengxu, the grandson.
I saw that this matter had come a long way, and it turned to Tang Dengxu, and it seems that I must have an in-depth understanding of Tang Dengxu's grandson.
After the fat man sprayed me with Yunnan white and asked me not to move, I lay here all night, I dotted the flowers and my mind was full of carved lines, what do these carved lines mean, what do they represent, after all, it can make Tang Dengxu scared like that, it is definitely not a good stubble.
"By the way, the fat man, you go with me tomorrow to find Tang Dengxu, if Tang Dengxu doesn't say anything this time, you will hold him down for me, and I will pull out his chest hair one by one."
The fat man patted his chest and said that it was no problem, he had long been unpleasant to see this grandson, and he combed his big back all day long, and filled with a big tail of garlic.
I didn't say anything all night, and the next morning the fat man woke me up with a stuffy fart, and I scolded the fat man for eating shit and farting so stinky.