The fat man turned over, let me stop chattering crookedly, the fart is bigger, and I can't die after smelling it twice.

The warehouse has been abandoned for many years, dark and damp, and in broad daylight, you can see rats scurrying around, and then the fat man's stuffy fart, this is sour.

Dotted scattered flowers to make his brain clearer, swayed up from the sofa, looked at the time, half past eight, kicked the fat man's buttocks, made him numb, the fat man yawned, and said that he would squint again.

I don't know the fat man's urine sex yet, and I squinted for a while, but he slept like a dead pig, and I couldn't do anything, so I stretched my waist and opened the door of the warehouse slowly.

A ray of sunlight shone on the fat man's buttocks, and the whole warehouse also had a little bit of anger.

After smoking a cigarette, he threw it on the ground, turned around and called the fat man, the fat man didn't wake up, but a big mouse thief head thief got out, the size of a dog, I saw such a big mouse, and I was a little confused for a while.

The big mouse twisted his fat body, gnawed on the sofa twice, felt unpalatable, stood upright, looked around with a pair of small eyes, and finally set his eyes on the cigarette butt not far away.

It's the first time I've seen such a big mouse, it's just the fat man of the mouses, and he's not afraid of people, right in front of me, swaggering to the cigarette butt.

One front paw picked up the cigarette butt, I thought the rat was hungry, and was going to eat the cigarette butt, who knew that the big rat stuffed the cigarette tail into his mouth, smoked, and spit out a puff of smoke, which looked extremely enjoyable.

I looked at a black line, this mouse is really fine, and he even smokes.

The cigarette butt was already burning to the head, and the mouse was gone after two puffs, and the little paw threw the cigarette butt on the ground, straightened up again, and looked around with a pair of thief's little eyes.

I thought it was funny, so I took out a loose flower and yelled at the mouse, "Brother, do you smoke?" Scattered flowers are big. ”

The mouse turned his head and stared at the scattered flowers with his little eyes, but he didn't come, his little paws tugging at his head, as if he was thinking about whether he would be slapped to death by me in the past.

I saw that the mouse didn't take the bait, so I lit it for myself, and I pumped it up by myself, and the mouse scratched his ears and cheeks urgently, and the hara was dripping, and finally I didn't resist the temptation of scattering flowers, and cautiously came over.

I took a cigarette in my mouth, slapped the fat man's big buttocks, and yelled at the mouse, "Brother, do you smoke?" ”

The mouse nodded vigorously, I put a cigarette on the fat man's buttocks, shouted at the mouse, and wanted to smoke myself to come up and get it, the mouse looked at me, and then at the cigarette on the fat man's buttocks, scratching his ears and cheeks.

After about a cigarette, I threw the cigarette butt in my hand to the mouse, and the mouse hurriedly picked it up and began to swallow the clouds and spit out the fog, and the two mouthfuls were gone, and the mouse was in a hurry, scratched his head, and carefully climbed onto the fat man's butt with the fat man's trouser legs.

The mouse stared straight at the cigarette, the little paw tentatively touched the cigarette, and saw that I didn't react and the action was bigger, the two little paws hugged the cigarette body, turned around and ran, don't look at the big mouse fat, but the running is not slow at all, and the smoke is gone.

I was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but curse a sentence, this dog's big rat thief thief, I was going to grab this thing and sell it just now, and now people's tastes are very unusual, there must be a lot of stupid dicks willing to spend money to buy it.

Failed to catch the mouse, and with a stomach full of anger, he slapped the fat man's buttocks hard, and asked him to get up quickly, the sun was drying his buttocks, and he was still sleeping with an egg.

The fat man scratched his buttocks, rubbed his eyes, and said angrily, I said Brother Yang, did you eat shit this morning, let me sleep more and die or what?

I glared at the fat man and made him numb, this broken place, the rats are all fine, and they are very unlucky.

The fat man lit a cigarette and asked me if I really have rat essence? Male and female? I glanced at the fat man and told him to get up quickly, just like you are dead, the mother mouse can't take your turn.

The fat man cut and said I know a ball, and crawled up with his big ass twisted. I saw that the fat man was finally getting up, so I beckoned him to hurry up and get in the car, and I didn't want to stay in this place for a second.

The fat man yawned, said that I had a lot of, opened the car door and beckoned me to get into the car, I casually threw the cigarette butt in my hand on the ground, and was just about to get into the car, when a crooked mouse sound came from behind me.

I turned my head and saw that the big mouse ran over with a cigarette, the big mouse put the cigarette on the ground, and made a gesture to light me, I saw that the big mouse ran back again, hehe smiled, and shouted at the mouse, "Brother come here, brother will personally light a cigarette for you." ”

The big mouse ran over with a cigarette, I squatted down, took out a lighter and shook it in front of the mouse, the mouse stuffed the cigarette in his mouth, I lit the cigarette for the mouse, the mouse took a puff of scattered flowers, and it looked like a satisfaction.

"Brother, isn't it cool?"

The mouse nodded with satisfaction, I played haha, just say cool, casually threw the lighter on the ground, and grabbed the big mouse with both hands at the same time, the big mouse was still swallowing clouds and spitting fog and was caught in my hand, the mouse was startled, and began to struggle desperately.

This rat is not small, I am afraid that it will be let go again, so I quickly beckoned the fat man to come and help, the fat man got out of the car and saw such a big mouse was also frightened, I grass, there is really a rat essence!

I asked the fat man not to be crooked, hurry up and come to help, the mouse saw the fat man coming, directly anxious, opened his mouth to bite my hand, such a big mouse bites down, it hurts me to grin, my hand trembling and letting go of the mouse.

As soon as the mouse hit the ground, it ran away, and I saw that the mouse ran away again, and bit me, and I was so angry that I almost turned my back on it, it was really stealing chickens and rice.

"I said Brother Yang, what are you doing with this mouse, the rat meat is not delicious." The fat man smiled and gloated.

I said eat a fart, such a big mouse must be worth a thief, as soon as the fat man heard that there was a business opportunity, he beckoned me to hurry up and find it, and then he began to pick up in the warehouse.

The warehouse is not very big, but there are a lot of sundries, the rat got into the corner, I and the fat man is not at all, the fat man wiped the sweat on his forehead, and said that I should go to the city to buy a hanging whip and blow up the dead mouse.

I shook my head and said no, generally the rat hole is relatively deep, and if you can't find the rat hole, it's useless to blow up the entire warehouse.

The fat man lit a cigarette, sat on the ground with a butt, and said that it would be forgotten, how much is a mouse, I looked at the bite of the mouse on my hand, but I really couldn't take this mouse, and I wanted to use the loose flower to lure the mouse out, when the fat man suddenly screamed.

"Brother Yang, look at whether this is a rat hole." The fat man asked, pointing to a hole under his buttocks.

Looking at the fist-sized hole, he looked inside, it was dark, the fat man turned on the flashlight and shone inside, and sighed, "Brother Yang, there is something in here." ”

I leaned over and looked inside, the hole was not very deep, there were a lot of cigarette butts in it, there seemed to be something pressed under the cigarette butts, the bulge was very high, I looked at the fat man, the fat man licked his lips, reached out and took his hand in.

"Damn, Brother Yang seems to be golden, have we found any treasure?" The fat man looked at the thing in his hand and said excitedly.

Looking at the three-inch-tall object in the fat man's hand, there was a lot of dirt, soot and mouse feces on it, but the exposed corner was shining gold, obviously golden.

The fat man snorted, took out a piece of paper and began to rub the mud and mouse droppings on it, and it didn't take long for the filth on the object to be rubbed off by the fat man, revealing its true face.

It turned out to be a three-inch-tall golden monkey with a human face, the monkey grabbed a peach with one hand and stroked his face with the other, the image was lifelike, but the peculiar thing was that the face was actually a charming woman's face, and this human face made the whole golden monkey have a strange atmosphere.

The fat man asked me if this human face golden monkey is exquisite, can I make a fortune if I can make a fortune, I am also very strange in my heart, this kind of shape is the first time I have seen it, and I have never even heard of it.

Squinted his eyes and carefully looked at the human face golden monkey, and said to the fat man, this thing looks very evil, don't offer it if you can, go back and find a gold store to sell it.

The fat man responded casually, and put his hand in again, this time except for a hand of mouse feces, he didn't even catch the hair, and the angry fat man scolded the bad luck.

Because of the harvest, the fat man and I didn't look for the big mouse again, and the fat man took me out of the warehouse in a good face and drove me away.

Not long after the fat man and I left, the big mouse probe came out and took a sip of scattered flowers, which was called a satisfaction.

"Brother Yang, do you think this human-faced golden monkey will become a monkey if he confesses?" The fat man asked shyly.

I glanced at the fat man and asked him not to confess, there are some things that can't be offered, and if they are offered, they will die, but this human face golden monkey is the first time I have seen it, I turned around and asked my father, if you can provide it, you will provide it, and if you can't provide it, you will hurry up.

The fat man said okay, drove into the city, entered the store, and asked the fat man to call Tang Dengxu to fool him.

The fat man nodded and dialed Tang Dengxu's phone, and said with a big grin, "Brother Tang is free, my brother has something to tell you." ”

On the other end of the phone, Tang Dengxu asked the fat man what was the matter, and the fat man called Haha and asked Tang Dengxu if he was in the store, Tang Dengxu said that he was in the store, what was the matter? The fat man said haha that it wasn't a big deal, and we'll meet in a while.

The fat man hung up the phone and told me that Tang Dengxu was in the store, and since Tang Dengxu's store was not too far away, I totaled it with the fat man and killed all the way to Tang Dengxu's store.

Tang Dengxu was looking in the mirror in the store, straightening his big back, and from time to time he said why he was so handsome, I smiled and said to Tang Dengxu, "Brother Tang is here to take care of your business." ”

Tang Dengxu put down the mirror and saw that it was me, and the smile on his face instantly froze.