Chapter 2313: Night Fragrance
Hongyu's face turned red, and she bowed her head and said, "Do you really know?" Who told you that? ”
"Aunt Zhang told me...... Don't worry, I promise not to mention it in the future. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Ding Ermiao made a guarantee, but he ate his own preface, saying: "By the way, in fact, this kind of thing, in Taoist alchemy, is also mentioned, that is, to use that thing to alchemy, called red lead pills." ”
"You Taoist people, it's disgusting......" Hongyu glared at Ding Ermiao.
Ding Ermiao shrugged his shoulders and expressed his injustice: "Our Maoshan faction does not alchemy, we are the Fu Zheng faction, drawing talismans and reciting mantras." ”
Hongyu had already washed the clothes for the first time, put them in the basket, and said, "I'll go to the river to wash the clothes, will you go?" ”
"Of course I went, Aunt Zhang asked me to accompany you." Ding Ermiao lifted the basket and said.
Hongyu glared at Ding Ermiao again, and left first in a huff, thinking to herself, if my mother didn't let you accompany me, you wouldn't accompany me?
"Hey, why are you angry again?" Ding Ermiao followed behind Hongyu, with an inexplicable expression, and sighed: "You girls' thoughts, I really can't guess them, I will be happy for a while and angry for a while, and turning my face is faster than turning a book." ”
Ruby ignored it and walked quickly towards the ditch.
Ding Ermiao was not embarrassed, and followed with a fart.
Not far away is the small river ditch, Hongyu is washing clothes on the bank, and Ding Ermiao is sitting on the side, looking at Hongyu's face.
"Why do you keep looking at me like that?" Ruby flew a roll of her eyes.
"Can't you just look at it? I've been working on physiognomy these days. Do you know what physiognomy is? It is to show people's faces, and if you look at your face, you will know the fate of your life, whether you will be poor or rich in the future, how old you will live, and how many children you will have......" Ding Ermiao said triumphantly.
"Tell me, how old can I live?" Ruby asked.
"Haha, you can live as long as I can live." Ding Ermiao said.
"Then tell me, how many ...... I will have in the future" Hongyu was about to ask herself how many children she would have in the future, but she saw an aunt walking from the other side of the ditch.
That aunt is a matchmaker in the back village, called Ye Laixiang, with a radius of dozens of miles, very well-known, and a star in the mountains.
Seeing Ye Laixiang, Hongyu hurriedly held back her words.
Ye Laixiang naturally knew Ding Ermiao and Hongyu, with a face as bright as a chrysanthemum, and along the way, he said: "Hongyu, Ermiao, you two are also here, hehe, in the future, my aunt will be a matchmaker for you, let the two of you make a pair, okay." ”
Hongyu's face was as red as Chaoxia, and her heart was sweet, but she said in her mouth: "Aunt Ye, you are talking nonsense again, beware of our village in the future, I will let the dog bite you." ”
Ding Ermiao didn't care, and said with a smile: "Aunt Yexiang, where are you going to be a matchmaker today?" ”
Night incense, also refers to the toilet toilet. In the past, there was a profession that specialized in pouring toilets for people in the city and collecting feces, which was also called "pouring night incense". In ancient popular novels, this word is often seen, and you must not think that night incense is something very fragrant. Whether it is the jasper of everyone's beautiful little family, or the night fragrance of the golden branches and jade leaves of the daughter, it is also stinky.
Ding Ermiao bullied Ye Laixiang and didn't understand this, so he deliberately called Ye Laixiang Yexiang.
Aunt Yexiang didn't know that Ding Ermiao was hurting herself, so she smiled and said, "Hehe, auntie, today, I went to the mountains to find your master, and I happened to meet you here." ”
"What are you looking for my master? Do you want to tell my master about matchmaking? Ding Ermiao asked with a smile.
Hongyu smiled and glanced at Ding Ermiao fiercely. Because of the gossip in this area, it is said that between the three poor Taoist chiefs and Aunt Zhang, some of them are unclear.
Aunt Yexiang also smiled and said, "As long as your master is willing, it won't be difficult for me to find him a wife." Auntie, I said that the matchmaker is a guarantor, and I can speak well, and the eighty-year-old grandmother will run away with me. Hehe, but this time, I'm looking for your master to ask for a spell. ”
"Charms?" Ding Ermiao looked at Aunt Yexiang's bulging belly, and thought to herself, isn't it a talisman to protect the fetus?
Aunt Yexiang nodded and said, "Since I saw you, I won't go up the mountain." Ermiao, please help me run, tell your master, in Xiawang Village, there is a girl from a family who has encountered a foreign disaster, full of nonsense, please come and take a look. ”
Xiawang Village is also nearby, and it is five miles north of the road.
"Why didn't that family come and want you to come?" Ding Ermiao frowned, thinking in his heart, this family's shelf is quite big, and if he didn't come, he asked someone to bring a letter to ask the master to go down the mountain!
"Alas, the grandparents of that family took their granddaughter to live, and the granddaughter fell into evil, and her grandparents couldn't go up the mountain, so they asked me to run." Aunt Yexiang said.
Ding Ermiao nodded and said, "Okay, you Hongyu's house is waiting, I'll go to the mountain and tell Master." However, my master is about to go out on a tour, so maybe he won't have time to go to Xiawang Village. ”
"You go and talk about it, it's done, and the aunt will tell you a girl in the future, just like Hongyu, who is as beautiful and capable as Hongyu." Aunt Yexiang tempted her to take advantage.
Ding Ermiao smiled, spread his long legs, and ran away.
Turning around a forest, Ding Ermiao sat down, thinking to himself, do you still need to ask Master to go down the mountain for a little? Later, I turned back, saying that Master was not available, so let me deal with it.
In the mountains, Ding Ermiao often followed his master everywhere, catching ghosts and driving away evil spirits. For the ordinary little ghosts, the three poor Taoist chief peach wood swords are too lazy to bring them, so they call them out directly, scold them a few words, and those little ghosts, dance steps honestly get out.
Therefore, Ding Ermiao felt that some trivial things did not need to be brought forward by the master at all!
After sitting behind the woods for half an hour, Ding Ermiao ran to Hongyu's house again.
Hongyu had already washed her clothes and gone home, and Aunt Yexiang also followed, drinking tea and waiting in front of Hongyu's house.
"Ermiao, you're back so soon?" Aunt Yexiang saw Ding Ermiao coming back, and hurriedly stood up and asked.
"Do I know how to spell, of course it's fast, you see I'm not panting at all, right?" Ding Ermiao smiled proudly, took out a few paper talismans from his pocket, which were prepared for Hongyu before, and said: "My master has diarrhea, his legs are weak, and he can't walk, so he gave me a charm and told me to follow Aunt Yexiang to take a look." ”
Aunt Yexiang was a little worried and asked, "Are you okay?" At a young age, I'm afraid that the Tao is not enough. ”
"Why can't I? Let me tell you, Aunt Yexiang, I have officially left the mountain. Master said that my Taoism was similar to that of him when he was fifty-six years old, and that ordinary imps were no match for me at all. Even if it's a thousand-year-old ghost, under my hands, you can't go through three rounds! Ding Ermiao said seriously.
"So what's at stake? Okay, let's go after dinner! Aunt Yexiang said.
"Huh? Dine? Where to eat? Ding Ermiao asked.
"Eat at Hongyu's house, your Aunt Zhang slaughtered the chicken and left me to eat, it's not good for me to leave, right?" Aunt Yexiang said as a matter of course.
, that chicken was slaughtered by Aunt Zhang for me, okay? Ding Ermiao couldn't wait to take Aunt Yexiang to water the vegetables and fertilize the field, but there was nothing she could do.
(To be continued.) )