The third poor Dao chief was so angry that his beard turned up, and said: "Er Miao, I remember the same story, you have already told it more than a dozen times." Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info Every time, you will see a rabbit and want to catch it for me to drink, but every time the rabbit runs away, I see this rabbit, it is Chang'e's jade rabbit essence, right? ”

"Ouch, Master, if you don't say it, I really didn't expect it! When you say it, it's really a bit like that. Ding Ermiao smiled, slipped past the master, and said, "Master, I went to read the Tao Te Ching, and I have been reading books a little bit recently, and I can't put it down." ”

The third poor Taoist chief grabbed Ding Ermiao's back collar with a backhand, and said: "You pull it down, that Tao Te Ching has long been torn up by you and set it on fire, where is it?" Alas, you kid, the bigger you get, the naughty you become, and you will walk the rivers and lakes in the future, so flamboyant, I'm afraid you will lose the face of your grandfather! ”

Ding Ermiao shrugged, lowered his head and did not speak.

The Third Poor Daoist took a few steps and said, "Early tomorrow morning, I will go out on a cloud tour." You are guarding the Taoist temple at home, practicing, reading, and drawing talismans, and you must not slack off. When I come back, check your homework. ”

"Knowing Master, you can go with peace of mind." Ding Ermiao said.

The Third Poor Daoist gave Ding Ermiao a popping chestnut and scolded: "What do you mean to go with peace of mind? You wish Master had died sooner, right? ”

"No, Master, I'm here to let you travel with peace of mind." Ding Ermiao touched his head and said.

The Third Poor Daoist shook his head and said, "I will go out this time, it may take a month, if someone comes to the Taoist temple to ask for medicine and charms, you can give it to them." However, you don't go out to the mountains to help others catch ghosts, your Taoism is not enough, and if you don't do it well, you will suffer. ”

"Master, in fact, my Taoism has long been enough, but I lack a powerful magic weapon. If you behead ten thousand people to me, I will do the same...... To be honest, it's really useless for you to be so high and beheaded with 10,000 people. Ding Ermiao said with a little dissatisfaction.

The Third Poor Daoist shook his head and said, "Ten thousand people are beheaded, I can't give it to you yet." ”

"Why can't you give it to you, Master? You are just one of my apprentices, to be honest, after you become an immortal, it is not mine to behead ten thousand people? Ding Ermiao said.

The three poor Taoist chiefs smiled and said, "I won't give you 10,000 people, it's for your good." As I told you, the evil spirit is powerful, and it is not good for the children's family. If you kill 10,000 people now, it will definitely affect your character and heart, and I am afraid that when you grow up, you will become a rampant murderer. ”

"That's the reason again, Master, your words, like the rabbit story I said, make my ears calloused." Ding Ermiao said depressedly.

The three poor Taoist chiefs took down the umbrella, slowly pulled out the 10,000 beheadings, and said, "I don't give it to you now, there is another reason, because at present, I can't do without 10,000 people." ”

"Master's cultivation, even if you don't take 10,000 people to behead, you can catch ghosts with both feet with your hands tied." Ding Ermiao said.

"Neither is it ......" The three poor Taoist chiefs played for a while, and then walked towards the Taoist temple with Ding Ermiao, sat down on the stone pier in front of the door, and said:

"Back then, I was also a child, and I met your ancestor Absolute Heart Master. The Desperate Daoist rescued me from a mass grave, and at that time, I was besieged by a hundred ghosts and my soul was scattered. My master's absolute heart is full of supernatural powers, and he only helped me find two souls, and one soul, and I haven't found it back yet! ”

Yes? It turns out that the master is not completely soulful? Ding Ermiao's eyes widened and he looked at the Ghost Dao Elder in surprise.

"Fortunately, my master has a way to say that the Ten Thousand Beheading already has spirituality, so that I can hold the Ten Thousand Behead, and integrate the spirituality of the Ten Thousand Beheading with my soul. Since then, I have been using the sword as my soul to fill in the missing souls. In the beginning, I slept with 10,000 people in my hands. Until the age of eighteen, I don't have to hold 10,000 people every moment. ”

The Third Poor Daoist recalled the past and said, "Over the years, some of the lost souls have come back intermittently, but they are mutilated after all. Now, I can lose 10,000 people, but there will be some impact after all. Like a broken bowl, it can be used, but there is always a gap and it cannot be filled with water. And 10,000 people can fill this gap. Therefore, before you are eighteen years old, ten thousand people should stay with me, lest I lose my soul and scold you every day. ”

Ding Ermiao nodded and said, "Then you should keep it, Master, I can make do with the peachwood sword." ”

"Two years later, you have chosen the word of life, and I will officially retire. At that time, ten thousand people will be cut down to you, and you will toss at your will. The three poor Taoist chief said.

"Destiny? What is a proposition? Ding Ermiao asked.

"I'll tell you when the time comes, lest you have the wrong mind again." The three poor Taoist elders shook their hands and walked towards the Taoist temple.

Ding Ermiao was stunned for a moment, then caught up with the master and said, "By the way, Master, I almost forgot a big thing, I want to go down the mountain and exorcise evil spirits for Hongyu!" ”

Only then was the turn of the Ghost Dao Leader to be stunned, and he stopped and asked, "What did you say?" Ruby has fallen into evil? I saw your Aunt Zhang last night, she didn't say that there was something wrong with Hongyu? ”

"Master, you went to find Aunt Zhang again last night?" Ding Ermiao smiled.

Aunt Zhang is Hongyu's mother, who has been widowed for many years and lives in the mountains with Hongyu. Remembering that their mothers and daughters live hard, the three poor Taoist chiefs take care of them more. Aunt Zhang is also grateful for her kindness, making clothes for the three poor Taoist chiefs and Ding Ermiao, and the chickens and ducks raised at home are also continuously sent up the mountain.

The three poor roads made a long face: "What nonsense are children talking about? I was passing through there! Say, what the hell is going on with Ruby? ”

Seeing that the master was really angry, Ding Ermiao also put away his playful expression and said, "Hongyu said that every time her eldest aunt comes, she will have back pain...... So, I suspect that her great aunt is not a good person......"

"Shut up!" The three poor Taoist chiefs couldn't cry or laugh, and scolded: "That's a girl's private matter, who told you to take care of it?" ”

"A girl's private affairs?" Ding Ermiao frowned, as if he understood something.

The Third Poor Daoist sighed and said, "You, when I come back, I will give you a holiday, and let you go to Hongyu's house at the bottom of the mountain every day to watch TV." There are some things that you can learn from TV, alas...... With your stunned appearance, I'm really worried about how many jokes you will make when you go to the rivers and lakes in the future! ”

Whoever dares to laugh at me, I will castrate him with 10,000 people, Ding Ermiao muttered in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it.

The Third Poor Daoist shook his head and went to the house behind him to pack his things.

Ding Ermiao was still not worried about the red jade, returned to his room, brushed and painted a few spells, took the medicinal wine from the Danfang, hid it in his pocket, and sneaked down the mountain.

Ruby's home lives in a mountain col a few miles away.

Ding Ermiao's descent from here is actually from the top of the mountain to the col, and it does not exceed the scope of Qiyun Mountain at all.

Because he grew up here, Ding Ermiao is accustomed to walking on mountain roads and running like a monkey, and he has come to the village of Hongyu without much effort.

Hongyu was washing clothes in front of the door, and when she saw Ding Ermiao, she couldn't help but smile happily, stood up and asked, "Brother Ermiao, why are you here?" ”

"Oooh...... It's nothing, my master said that he would go out for a long time and come back in about a month, let me talk to Aunt Zhang. By the way, Hongyu, Aunt Zhang is not at home? Ding Ermiao looked at the house of the Hongyu family with a probing head.

In the room, a woman in her thirties walked out and said with a smile: "Ermiao is here?" Your master is going out, he has already told me about it, why did he ask you to deliver the letter? ”

"Really?" Ding Ermiao scratched his scalp and frowned: "Maybe my master is old and confused, and he does things upside down, and he wants me to run again......"

"Since you're here, let's eat here, I'll catch a chicken and slaughter it." Aunt Zhang smiled, turned around and went into the house again.

Blessed with a mouth, Ding Ermiao smiled: "Thank you, Aunt Zhang, when I go out to earn money in the future, I must honor you well!" ”

Hongyu sat down again and continued to wash clothes, and whispered, "You are not my mother's son, what identity do you use to be filial?" ”

"Hehe, my godson is fine." Ding Ermiao said with a smile.

"......" Hongyu was suddenly a little disappointed, why didn't she say that she would be filial as a son-in-law?

Ding Ermiao also found a low stool from the house, sat down opposite Hongyu to watch Hongyu wash clothes, and said, "By the way, there is another identity that can honor your mother." ”

"What kind of identity?" Ruby looked up and shook her bangs on her forehead.

"I don't dare to say it, I'm afraid that if you drive me away, I won't be able to eat that chicken." Ding Ermiao pouted.

Hongyu's face turned red, and she thought sweetly in her heart, this time Brother Er Miao would definitely say that he would be filial as a son-in-law.

So Hongyu smiled and said, "You say, no matter what you say, I won't drive you away." ”

"Really?"

"Really, don't believe it, we hooked up." Ruby stretched out her snow-white hand.

"How old are you and still playing the game of hook hanging? Then I said it......" Ding Ermiao looked at Hongyu's face and said, "Actually, when I say honor to your mother, I treat your mother as a ...... The teacher came to pay respects. ”

Hongyu was stunned for a moment, then grabbed a piece of clothing from the laundry basin and threw it at Ding Ermiao: "You're going to die!" ”

Ding Ermiao had already prepared, and ran out of a distance of more than a zhang at once, looking at Hongyu and laughing.

Hongyu glared at Ding Ermiao, lowered her head and continued to wash her clothes. She was not angry that Ding Ermiao regarded her mother as a teacher, but was angry with Ding Ermiao and did not treat her mother as her mother-in-law.

Ding Ermiao picked up the clothes that Hongyu had just smashed from the ground, took it in his hand and shook it open, but it was Hongyu's corset.

"Ruby, is this your swimsuit? By the way, we haven't gone down to the river to bathe together since last year, right? I really didn't expect that you secretly bought a swimsuit......" Ding Ermiao looked at it repeatedly in his hand and said in his mouth.

Ding Ermiao has only seen this thing on TV, that is, when the beauties swim, they wear this kind of hood. Therefore, he felt that Hongyu was secretly practicing water sex from him. I used to go down to the river to bathe together, but now Hongyu goes swimming, and she doesn't bring herself anymore, it's really boring!

"What are you looking at? Give it back to me! Hongyu's face turned red with shame, and she yelled at Ding Ermiao. Just now he smashed Ding Ermiao with his clothes, and Hongyu didn't pay attention to it, but he didn't expect it, so he grabbed his corset casually.

Ding Ermiao didn't return it, continued to look at the clothes in his hand, pinched it on it, and said very expertly: "It's soft here, with a sponge?" Hey, when swimming, this sponge absorbs water and will affect your swimming speed! ”

Are all boys sensible so late? Hongyu couldn't cry or laugh, and said with a red face: "Brother Ermiao, what are you talking nonsense?" Give it back to me! ”

"Look at what's important, isn't it just a swimsuit?" Ding Ermiao said casually.

Hongyu was so angry that she stomped her feet, and her clothes were not washed, so she turned around and went into the house.

Ding Ermiao didn't care, sat in Hongyu's position, rolled up his sleeves, and helped Hongyu wash his clothes.

Footsteps sounded, Aunt Zhang walked out of the house, saw Ding Ermiao washing Hongyu's clothes, couldn't help but be stunned, and then smiled: "Ermiao, you rest, washing clothes is a woman's business, you are a man, how can you do this kind of work?" ”

"It's okay Aunt Zhang, I also have to wash clothes in the mountains, my master's pants are changed every six months, and I don't wash them all? Every time I washed my master's clothes, a basin of water washed it like ink. Ding Ermiao wrung the water in the sponge vigorously and said without raising his head.

Aunt Zhang couldn't cry or laugh, turned her head to look for Hongyu, and scolded: "Where did this girl Hongyu die?" How can you ask Ermiao to wash clothes? ”

Only then did Hongyu come out, snatch the clothes from Ding Ermiao's hand, and rub them on the washboard angrily.

Aunt Zhang smiled and said, "Ermiao, you come to help me catch chickens, just the big rooster of Luhua at home always runs outside, and if you don't kill it, you will be eaten by others sooner or later." ”

Ding Ermiao nodded hurriedly, wiped the water traces on his hands, and followed Aunt Zhang to the backyard to catch chickens.

After slaughtering the chicken, Ding Ermiao thought of the task of coming down the mountain, and hurriedly asked, "By the way, Aunt Zhang, do you still have a sister?" ”

"Huh? I don't have any sisters or sisters. Aunt Zhang was stunned.

And the red jade said...... She has a great aunt? Ding Ermiao asked tentatively.

Aunt Zhang was even more stunned, and then frowned: "Nonsense, where is Hongyu's aunt?" This girl...... How is it said? ”

She said...... When her aunt came, she would have backache. Ding Ermiao took out the medicinal wine and charm from his pocket and said, "I'm worried that Hongyu will be invaded by evil energy, so I sent her medicinal wine and charms......

"You kid!" Aunt Zhang shook her head and smiled, thought about it, and said:

"This is a girl's private affair, and it stands to reason that I can't tell you. But I've always seen you as a son, and it doesn't matter if I talk to you. When the girl is big, there will be two days a month when she is not feeling well, and she will have symptoms of backache and stomach pain, and many people say that the eldest aunt is coming, and the statement in the book is ......"

Aunt Zhang had read books, knew a lot of words, and was not so feudal, so in the backyard, she gave Ding Ermiao a lesson.

After listening to the explanation, Ding Ermiao's face was also red, and he knew that he had made a joke!

"Actually, it's also your master's fault, who doesn't tell you anything. It's normal for you to follow an old man and not understand these things. But don't talk about these things in the future, Ruby will be shy. Aunt Zhang said again.

Ding Ermiao nodded hurriedly and said, "I know Aunt Zhang, I promise not to say it in the future......"

"Okay, go wash your clothes with Hongyu, I'll cook." Aunt Zhang said.

Ding Ermiao nodded, walked out of the house, and came to Hongyu's side again.

Hongyu kept a straight face, ignoring Ding Ermiao's arrival.

"Ruby, I'm sorry, I just found out what you said." Ding Ermiao looked at Hongyu's face and said.

"What's the matter?" Hongyu still couldn't help but ignore Ding Ermiao, turned her head and asked.

"That's what you said...... The thing about the low back pain, now I know. Ding Ermiao said.

(To be continued.) )