023 Tricksters
The fat man poked those bells and whistles shrouds, and asked Tang Dengxu to come out with dry goods on the hour, this hanging shroud, who has nothing to buy and wear.
Tang Dengxu replied, but the expression on his face has not been very good since I came in.
I leaned next to Tang Dengxu and smiled, Brother Tang asked you about something. Tang Dengxu said something with a smile, I shook the engraved photo in my mobile phone in front of Tang Dengxu and asked him what he meant.
Tang Dengxu's eyes were cloudy, and he began to pretend to be crazy and stupid, saying that this engraving is very good-looking, but I saw that Tang Dengxu still didn't want to say it, so I gave the fat man a look.
The fat man leaned over and hugged Tang Dengxu's neck, Brother Tang is a brother, don't be uncomfortable because of a trivial matter, what does the engraving mean, you just tell Brother Yang no.
Tang Dengxu said with a bitter face that he really didn't know, the fat man took a sip, don't give me a sloppy look, the black dog told me, you have mentioned this engraving to him several times, you also know the temper of the fat brother surnamed Tang, if you don't say it, the fat brother will tear up all the shrouds in your store.
As soon as the fat man's unstingy energy came up, it was said and done, Tang Dengxu hesitated, I patted Tang Dengxu on the shoulder, and said that my buddy is a good person, rest assured, I will never say anything about this.
"Fatty, Brother Yang, I really don't know, you just smashed my store, I don't know." Tang Dengxu said.
I gave the fat man a look, the fat man grabbed Tang Dengxu's arms tightly, I lifted Tang Dengxu's clothes, and asked him if he said it or not, if he didn't say it, don't blame me for being ruthless and pulling out all your chest hair.
Tang Dengxu gritted his teeth and said I don't know, I heyed, pulled a black and long chest hair and ripped it off, Tang Dengxu's eyes were red, and he shouted that he wanted to fight with me, the fat man was afraid that the world would not mess up, Brother Yang, don't talk to this grandson, I want me to say that a fire is burned for him.
One of me and the fat man sang with a white face and the other with a red face, coupled with my hot hands plucking hair, Tang Dengxu couldn't bear it at all, and it didn't take long for the words to come out.
The specific meaning of this string of engravings Tang Dengxu is not too clear, only that it is the code name of an organization, usually when the object engraved with this code name is sent to people, strange things will happen, as for what it is, he doesn't know, anyway, it's not a good thing, otherwise this code name wouldn't be called the trickster.
Treacherous?
The fat man cut off, what kind of bullshit trickster, I think you're a mafia, right?
Tang Dengxu broke free of the fat man, looked at his chest hair distressedly, and scolded the fat man for knowing a fart, when the trickster was, he was still breastfeeding.
The fat man sighed, showing great disdain, I thought of the grimace in the magic porcelain, I'm afraid it was the handiwork of this trickster, I muttered in my heart, this can't be a cult organization, right?
I asked Tang Dengxu if he knew what the trickster party did, and Tang Dengxu said he didn't know, and asked me to inquire less, this offending the trickster party is not a joke.
I couldn't ask for any important information, so I beckoned the fat man to withdraw, and it was not interesting to continue to stay, out of Tang Dengxu's shroud shop, the fat man said that I was still too kind, if he burned Tang Dengxu's chest hair first.
I glanced at the fat man and asked him not to be so irritable, if you really do this, Tang Dengxu is not fighting with you, the fat man cut off, obviously not afraid of Tang Dengxu.
When I went back to the store, the fat man left after a little movie, and I was lying on the kneeling table, holding my chin in one hand and full of tricksters, what kind of organization is this?
Just thinking about it, a white Porsche 911 stopped at the door, and after the woman got out of the car, my heart tightened, it's over, how did this woman find the door.
The woman walked in with high heels, still looking high, but the sides of her cheeks were a little puffy, and it was okay not to speak, but the whole person looked a little funny when she spoke.
I held back a smile and asked her why she was here again, and the woman took out a bundle of bills from her bag and threw it on the table, "Answer me a question, the money is yours." ”
I warily ask women any questions, if it's a particularly private question, it won't work, unless you add money, otherwise I won't say it.
The woman looked at me expressionlessly and asked me a very painful question, "Is your name Zhang Yang?" ”
I said speechlessly, I don't call it publicity, what is my name? The woman opened the bag and took out the magic figurines I pinched for him, and asked me if I pinched it, I smiled and said yes, scolding in my heart that I was brain-dead, I didn't pinch it for you, or did your father pinch it for you?
"Okay, I see, tell me how much money you want." The woman looked at me with a blank expression.
I thought I had heard it wrong, and after asking it again and giving the same answer, I knew that this woman must be crazy, and I said angrily, I want 100 million, do you give it?
The woman snorted coldly and said disdainfully, "I'll give it to you, do you dare to ask for it?" ”
I can see it, this stinky woman came to me to have fun, I didn't bother to take care of her, so I said that there is nothing you can look at in my little shop, so go to other houses.
The woman didn't leave, her hand reached into her bag, took out a dozen bundles of banknotes in one go, looked at the money on the table, my eyes were straight, and asked the woman what it meant, if I pinched the figurines for hundreds of thousands, I would definitely give the same force as the king Lao Tzu, if I deliberately had fun, I didn't say anything.
The woman looked at me with an expression on her face, "You save me twice, these are your rewards, we don't owe each other, but if you take my money, if you dare to say a word about it, I will tear your mouth apart." ”
There is a fire in my belly, and my heart says, "What are you pretending? I smiled, "I don't know what you're talking about, this young lady, you better put away this money." ”
"What? Lack of money? The woman raised an eyebrow and said.
When I hear this sentence from a woman now, I am very angry, rich and powerful? Glancing at the money on the table, I found that it was really awesome to have money.
"This young lady, if you make trouble, you will make trouble somewhere else, my shop can't stand your toss." I saw that the woman was still planning to make trouble, and directly issued an eviction order.
The woman frowned and asked me again if I was flamboyant? I think this woman must have been stupid in her brain yesterday, and she did something that only her brains did.
"Miss, this way, I'll pinch you a box of brain platinum and take it back for your family, it's quite effective for your disease."
The woman's face sank suddenly, knowing that I was scolding her for being brainless, "It's really shameless." ”
I am now on fire in my belly, forcibly suppressing the fire, and said with a smile, "How much is a pound of face this year, and you can't take ten yuan a pound?" ”
The woman obviously didn't expect me to be so shameless, after all, I wouldn't say this if I had a little face.
I didn't bother to talk to the woman, so I turned around and went to the workshop, after all, brain damage is contagious.
"Stop!"
I turned my head and said impatiently, what are you doing? The woman's face darkened, "I'll ask you if you saved me last night." ”
"I said eldest sister, I really don't know what you say again, if you are really idle and want to have fun, go out and turn left a hundred meters, there is a fat man's bookstore, there is a lot of fun in it, you don't make trouble in my store anymore, I beg you, okay?"
The woman frowned and looked me up and down, and compared it with the magic figurine, and muttered in a low voice, It really doesn't look like it, this person is just a whole lewd bastard, and he can't compare with that person.
I don't like to hear what a woman says, what is a lewd bastard? Brother, this handsome and handsome man is here to eat dry rice?
The woman put the money and figurines back in her bag, scolded with disdain, and walked out in her high heels.
I was so angry that I almost turned my back on it.,The relationship is for a long time just to know if I saved her.,If it's yes, give the money to seal it.,If it's not, it's a dick?
Take a deep breath and tell yourself to calm down, to be calm, this woman is a brain-dead, and she can't fight with a brain-dead.
There was no business in the afternoon, and there was no business at nine o'clock in the evening, so I yawned and was about to close the door and go home to sleep, when I reached the door, a young man hurried in.
The young man was twenty-five or sixteen, dressed as a security guard, and as soon as he came in, he asked me if I had a public statue?
When I saw the business, I said yes, how big it is, I can pinch it now.
The young man wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and gestured to me, if it was so big, I looked at it, and said okay when I had a number in my heart.
I moved the guy out of the workshop, mixed the mud pot with thin paper and honey in proportion, and started to mix the mud.
The young man sat on the small bench and urged me to hurry up from time to time, I said that this is a fine work, and it will not be like it if it is fast, so the young man did not say anything, but his face was getting more and more nervous.
I saw that the young man's expression was wrong, and I asked curiously what was going on? The young man looked at me and asked me nervously, Master, is this Guan Gongzhen evil? I said awesome, it must be awesome.
The young man breathed a sigh of relief, and I asked the young man curiously if he had encountered something evil. The young man lit a cigarette, scolded the manager of the dog day, and continued, Master, do you know how much money I live as a security guard a month?
How much is a month, I ask? The young man said eight thousand a month. I was also shocked when I heard 8,000 months, what kind of security guard is 8,000 months, it won't be a mourning hall, right?
I asked the young man to see the field of that place, so much money a month, the young man gritted his teeth and said, Sanqi underground parking lot, at first I thought I had picked up a treasure, eight thousand a month is higher than our captain, who knows that this is a pit, this underground parking lot is haunted!
I was stunned when I heard that it was the Sanqi underground parking lot, I only went to the fat man yesterday, and I didn't see a haunted? So he asked the young man what a haunting method?
The young man looked left and right, swallowed his saliva, and whispered, Master, have you ever seen someone running around with a person's head in the middle of the night?