The woman said okay, and asked me how much it was, I thought about it and said eight thousand, the woman said, said that it was so expensive, I patted my chest and said, this is a little expensive, but the effect is awesome, and I also package the after-sales.

The fat man also chimed in, "This young lady, you don't inquire about this street, how awesome Brother Yang's magic warriors are, it's not a matter of saving lives and helping the injured, do you know why we call Brother Yang?" Living immortals, better than immortals! ”

I was praised by the fat man, and I blushed a little when I praised it, and coughed and said, Miss, don't listen to the fat man's bragging, how can I be so awesome as a fairy, at most I am a half-immortal, and I am half a fairy.

The fat man looked at me with disdain, I glared at him and asked him not to tear down the stage, the woman was originally quite hesitant, but in the case of me and the fat man singing and harmonizing, the gods can be fooled, let alone this woman.

The woman gritted her teeth and said that eight thousand is eight thousand, but if it doesn't work, you have to return it, I patted my chest and said no problem, if it doesn't work, I will not only return it, but I will let you open it in this store.

"Alipay received 8,000 yuan"

After glancing at Alipay and confirming the arrival of the account, he asked the fat man to go to Tang Dengxu's store to order dry goods on the hour, preferably more fierce dry goods, the fat man said okay, turned around and walked out of the store.

Mix into the mud pot according to the proportion, thin paper honey and so on to start with mud.

The process was very dry and boring, and the woman sat on the small bench boredly buttoning her mobile phone.

After twenty minutes of mud, the woman raised her head and sighed and said, "I think it's quite pitiful for this Fahai to be said by you." ”

I shook my head, what's so pitiful about this, everything is fate, it's not up to anyone, what is the use of this person if you do 10,000 good things, and a bad thing will make you stink for 10,000 years.

The woman held her chin with one hand, her eyes were full of loneliness, and she asked me that this person is sometimes very tired to live. I glanced at the woman, and at this moment she was talking to me about her life, and I had nothing to do with her anyway.

When the fat man came back, I was still talking to a woman about my life, the fat man said with a sigh, Brother Yang has a hand, when will this girl teach his brother the ability to pick up a girl, I glanced at the fat man, I want to pick up a girl, as long as there is a brother who is half handsome, just soak it.

The fat man snorted and said that I was so shameless. I asked the fat man not to talk nonsense, did he bring the things back, the fat man glanced at the woman and said that he brought them back, but he always felt that Tang Dengxu was playing with him, and I asked what it was.

The fat man took out a red cloth from his pocket and slowly opened it, I was stunned when I saw the things inside, and the woman also came over curiously, and her expression became strange after seeing the things.

I pinched the black and thick hair inside the red cloth in my hand and asked the fat man if he was sure he had taken it wrong? What kind of bullshit is this, why do I feel so much like Tang Dengxu's chest hair?

The fat man touched his nose in embarrassment, saying that he also felt like it, but this thing Tang Dengxu said that it was definitely not his own, he was reluctant, this was the chest hair of a dead brother.

I asked the fat man how much Tang Dengxu cost for this chest hair, the fat man made a gesture of eight, I widened my eyes and scolded Tang Dengxu for being a cheating father, a chest hair cost eighty, the fat man coughed, and said that Brother Yang is not eighty, but eight hundred......

I almost turned my back on eight hundred angry when I heard it, my own business was only eight thousand, and Tang Dengxu's grandson asked for one-tenth of it at once, it must be because I plucked his chest hair yesterday, and this grandson deliberately asked for a price with a grudge.

I glanced at the fat man and asked him if he could make a bargain, and the fat man said angrily that this grandson wouldn't give me a chance to bargain at all, so he blasted me out.

The black line on my head also knew that this loss was a certainty, so I gritted my teeth and transferred eight hundred to Tang Dengxu, which was used as the mental loss fee for pulling out his chest hair yesterday.

The woman looked at the big brother's chest hair in my hand and her expression became very strange, and asked me what this chest hair was for, and I said that this chest hair was the core of this purple gold magic cup.

Respectfully invited Chi You Ling out, took a deep breath, and cut off the chest hair with a knife, "Quartet Yin Spirit, Bafang Immortal Spirit, in the name of the ancestors, please ask Chi You to order and take over Ru Yin." ”

It took more than half an hour to carve the purple gold magic bowl successfully, and after finishing the coloring, he bowed to the purple gold magic bowl and gently placed it on the counter table.

The purple gold magic bowl is about three inches high, the surface is carved with complex and distorted textures, and the inside of the bowl is engraved with a hideous and terrifying skull, hollow eye sockets, and a dull purple gold color, making the purple gold magic bowl exude a strange aura throughout the body.

Chi You Ling just now scared the woman a lot, and after the Purple Gold Demon Bowl was formed, it made her heart tremble, and she couldn't help muttering in her heart, can she really hold such an evil thing?

The woman swallowed her saliva and asked me with a stiff expression, "Master Zhang Yang, is it really okay for me to offer this purple gold magic bowl?" ”

After I put it away respectfully, I said with a smile, Miss Zhang, don't worry, although this purple gold magic bowl is evil, it really works, and the bowl has a saying of gathering wealth since ancient times, you have three pillars of incense a day, one pillar in the morning, noon and evening, which is guaranteed to let you survive this catastrophe, and the wealth is abundant.

The woman asked me suspiciously whether it was true or false, I patted my chest and said really, Tong Suo is not deceitful, it is useless for you to come and smash my store.

After sending the woman away, the fat man smiled and asked me to ask him to rub it, but he didn't make a lot of effort, I glanced at the fat man and said okay, the fat man asked me suspiciously with a cigarette butt in his mouth, Brother Yang's bowl is so awesome, why don't you just pinch a magic Fahai and let her offer?

Dian Gen Sanhua shook his head and said that this Fahai who entered the demon is already a demon god, and ordinary people can't afford it at all, and this woman knows at a glance that her life is not hard, and the Fahai who is in the demon is looking for death.

The fat man leaned against the counter table and said with a smile, Brother Yang, Fat Brother, my life is hard, you give me the whole, let the fat brother make a confession, and let the fat brother make a fortune, and the ancestral tomb is full of smoke or something.

I squinted at the fat man and said, Fat man, do you know why I don't confess?

The fat man cut and said, it's not that your father won't let you confess, besides, your kid has a bad heart, a bad stomach of water, and a bad face, isn't it looking for death if you confess.

The fat man's words made me angry, and he kicked the fat man's ass hard, telling him to get away, I was annoyed to look at it, the fat man smiled, licked his face and came over, Brother Yang, didn't I joke with you just now, why is there any taboo in this?

I glanced at the fat man, and said that my brother let you have a little more knowledge today, don't be like a mountain village man all day long, and you don't understand a bird's truth.

The fat man was not happy when he heard what I said, he knew the truth of a fart bird, and he was not a bird.

Whether it is a figurine or a fairy figurine, although it can change a person's fortune for a while, it is only the one that has changed, and the overall fortune remains the same.

A person's fortune has been destined from birth, no matter how hard you struggle in the middle can not escape the final result, everything is destined in the dark, it is yours and no one can take it away, you are not yours or you are not yours in the end.

The fat man said a little disappreciatively, so at least isn't this a change? This change of fortune may not be able to make a lot of money.

I sneered and said, fat man, you know a bastard, didn't I just say it, if it's not yours, you still have to lose it no matter how tightly you grasp it, and the tighter you grasp it, the worse the end will be.

The fat man asked me what kind of bullshit this is, I glanced at the fat man and said, so I'll give you an analogy, if you borrow money from the bank to buy a house, is it that the larger the amount, the longer the time, the more interest?

The fat man said yes, but there is a fart connection here. I was speechless by the fat man's pig brain, glanced at the fat man, and said, fat man, you can't understand this guy, and you can't teach your son.

The fat man cut and said that I know bragging, and I don't think about my brother's fortune at all, this brother can't do it.

I glared at the fat man and told him to get out of there, anyway, don't want me to make him a fortune figurine.

The fat man was anxious and said that this brother couldn't do it, I was too lazy to take care of the fat man, so I asked him to buy two servings of yellow stewed chicken, and I went to ask my father about the golden monkey statue with a human face.

As soon as the fat man heard this, he ate the yellow stewed chicken, and immediately stopped doing it, scolded me for my brother, and said that if you invite you to eat, you will have a yellow stewed chicken, I glanced at the fat man, and said that he would add a sausage to him alone, and he would not eat it. The fat man was so angry with me that he said at least three sausages, otherwise he wouldn't do the job.

I said quite generously that three is three, and the fat man gave me a middle finger depressedly, asking me to quickly ask if this human-faced golden monkey statue is awesome or not, I said I know, hurry up and buy it, my brother is dying of hunger.

Watching the fat man leave the store, I pouted and asked you to transfer me a dollar last time.

Casually threw the cigarette butt on the ground, took out his mobile phone and hesitated, but still called his father, he didn't go back for a few days, and his father couldn't tell what was going on.

After the phone was connected, I hurriedly put the phone away from my ear, and sure enough, my father scolded directly.

"Stinky boy, you still know to call me, I thought you were dead."

I smiled awkwardly, and said Isn't this busy lately, Dad said I'm busy with a fart, he doesn't know what the situation is in the store, I said that recently our old Zhang's family has been transferred, and the business is continuous, don't I also save the coffin book for you, don't burp when the time comes, I don't even have the money to buy a coffin, isn't this a big unfilial piety?

When my father heard this, he scolded me for not being a filial son, and cursed him to death all day long, and I laughed and said that this is not for his good. Dad told me to take it, don't save any coffin books for him, and give him a grandson quickly, more than anything else.

I was embarrassed to say that I am not a woman, how can I give you a grandchild, and you don't know about your son's situation. Daddy scolded me for being unproductive, so I couldn't have some hope.

I said in my heart that there is hope for a fart, so I smiled and asked my dad if I knew what this human face golden monkey statue was about, I saw that my father was silent, and I was happy, there was a drama in this matter, and my father knew it, but the smile on my face stiffened in the next second.

"I know a!"