When the fat man heard what I said, he was immediately happy, but he glanced at Tang Dengxu in his arms and said, Brother Yang, what is this Tang Dengxu, is it possible to enter the cave room with me?

I thought about it and said to the fat man, first get Tang Dengxu in my store, I will watch, the four ghosts welcome Tang Dengxu, who enters this cave room and who dies, not to mention Tang Dengxu who is fancied.

The fat man leaned on when he heard my words, and said, Brother Yang, who is in and who is dead, don't you let me die, the fat brother's family is just my only seedling, if this is dead, our old Wang family will be extinct.

I glanced at the fat man and said, fat man, didn't you say that this peony flower is dead, and it is also romantic to be a ghost? Why is it cowardly now?

The fat man said angrily, no, can this special mother be the same, you can change someone in this cave room, I won't enter.

I glanced at the fat man and scolded him for his useless appearance, don't worry, this female ghost has been tied by me with her limbs and head, and she can't make any big waves, and besides, your kid is hard, you can only do this thing, otherwise Tang Dengxu will die.

The fat man looked at me suspiciously, and asked me if I was really fake, didn't I deliberately lie to him? I didn't have the good to say, what good is it for me to lie to you, whether you have money to spend or meat to eat.

The fat man pouted and said that I have a bad stomach, who knows if I deliberately messed with him, I kicked the fat man's ass and scolded, Brother is kind enough to let you be this Ning Caichen, if you don't want to, get out, Lao Tzu should be himself.

"Brother Yang, don't, I was joking with you just now." When the fat man heard this, he immediately became anxious.

I glared at the fat man and asked him not to give me crooked twitter, otherwise he would be deposed of this opportunity to live forever, and the fat man said with a flattering face, listen to me for everything.

I asked the fat man to get Tang Dengxu to my store first, and then tied it with a rope and circled it again and again, until I was relieved like a zongzi.

The fat man wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead, slapped Tang Dengxu's head and said angrily, numb, wasting Lao Tzu's time in the cave, I don't know how much the Spring Festival is worth?

Tang Dengxu glared at the fat man and grinned at him, if he hadn't been gagged with a rag, he might have done something.

I sat on the small bench and gasped for breath, the fat man came to me, and handed me a glass of water diligently, I glanced at the fat man, took a sip of the water, and said to the fat man, fat man, you go back and follow what I said, and you will be able to live forever tonight.

The fat man smiled, slapped Tang Dengxu, pinched the clay figure, and ran out with a fart.

I basically didn't close my eyes all night, and kept staring at Tang Dengxu for fear that something would go wrong, but fortunately, there were no accidents, and when the sky was bright in the morning, I couldn't help it, and I fell asleep on the table.

I slept until more than two o'clock in the afternoon, I rubbed my eyes and glanced at Tang Dengxu, Tang Dengxu's resentful little eyes stared at me directly, and his expression was called a grievance.

I stood up and stretched, took out the rag from Tang Dengxu's mouth, and said, Brother Tang, I couldn't help it yesterday.

Tang Dengxu gritted his teeth and said, Zhang Yang, what did you do to me with the fat man yesterday, my chest felt uncomfortable for a while. I was stunned by Tang Dengxu's words, could it be that the fat man hit Tang Dengxu on his chest on the way back yesterday?

Tang Dengxu saw that I didn't speak, gritted his teeth and said, did you do something to my chest yesterday, surnamed Zhang!

I leaned in and said, surnamed Tang, what do you mean by that? Brother is not interested in you, besides, it was the fat man who brought you back yesterday, you should ask the fat man about this, what is the matter with you asking me.

Tang Dengxu glanced at the rope on his body, his face changed, and he shouted, surnamed Zhang, did you and the fat man do something to me yesterday, and still tie up,, you two brutes!

After I heard it, it was a black line at one end, and it was still tied? This Nima thinks of someone I am, I don't have a good feeling to say, you quickly shut up for me, tell you the truth, it was the fat man who brought you back yesterday, and this rope was also tied by him, I will be responsible for watching you, as for your chest discomfort, then I will tell you the truth, the fat man has braided all your chest hair.

When Tang Dengxu heard my words, he was immediately anxious, shouting that he wanted to fight with me and kill the fat man, this hoarse shout lasted for more than ten minutes, that is, I closed the door, if the door was open, maybe people would misunderstand.

I buckled the earwax and asked Tang Dengxu if he had called enough, and if he didn't call enough, he continued to call, anyway, I don't have any business in this store, I won't do anything today, just listen to your call.

Tang Dengxu gritted his teeth with red eyes, scolded me for not being a thing, and when he was released, he must kill me and the fat man to sacrifice his chest hair.

I glanced at Tang Dengxu, and said angrily, Brother Tang, you said that you were going to kill me, I definitely can't let you go, our old Zhang family is my only seedling, and if I die, I will be the last.

Tang Dengxu rolled his eyes angrily by me, and asked me to let him go quickly, I said it's okay to let go, this unjust debtor has a master, if you really want to kill, just kill the fat man, I am innocent, just a melon-eating masses, this has been an unclear rule since ancient times, the two armies are at war, do not cut melons.

After Tang Dengxu was let go by me, he pounced directly, trying to fight with me, but fortunately I hid quickly, plus Tang Dengxu was tied up all night, and he was a little inflexible when he just let go of his legs and feet, and he fell into the mud as soon as he tried hard.

"Surnamed Zhang, I'm going to kill you!" Tang Dengxu shouted at the top of his voice.

I walked over and helped Tang Dengxu up, and said angrily, you still kill me like this, hurry back to eat something, make up for sleep, prepare a pig-killing knife, I am responsible for luring the fat man out, what are you doing?

Tang Dengxu cried with his hands on his chest, I saw Tang Dengxu crying suddenly, and said speechlessly, why did you cry so well, didn't I say to help you seduce the fat man, why are you still crying.

"But I can't beat the fat man." Tang Dengxu cried with an aggrieved face.

Tang Dengxu's words made me almost couldn't help laughing, handed him a piece of toilet paper and said, Brother Tang will tell you the truth, the fat man and I didn't do anything to you yesterday, but when you came back, I accidentally tore off a few chest hairs, don't believe it, the chest hair is still alive.

Tang Dengxu wiped his tears and asked me if it was really fake, if I lied to him, he wouldn't live, I was speechless and said that I really didn't lie to him, if I lied to him that a fat man would have a son without an asshole.

Tang Dengxu took off his clothes, stared at his chest hair carefully, and said with a smile, is it still there, I just said I didn't lie to you.

"Why is this missing five ......," Tang Dengxu muttered as he stared at his chest.

Tang Dengxu's words made me stunned for a moment, I can also see it by this, I asked Tang Dengxu how he knew that there were five less. Tang Dengxu said angrily, I know how many chest hairs I have, and one less is to cut my flesh.

I looked at Tang Dengxu and didn't know what to say for a while, Tang Dengxu wiped away his tears and asked me to open the door quickly, he wanted to go back, I asked while opening the door, what are you going to do?

"Buy a pig-killing knife!"

Looking at Tang Dengxu's back, I fell into deep thought, and couldn't help muttering in my heart, the fat brother didn't know that Tang Dengxu was so strong......

The sun was shining into the store, and I sat at the door to greet the day of poverty.

I crossed Erlang's legs, thinking that the fat man didn't know what was going on, and if he didn't call me at this time, he wouldn't come, wouldn't it be a real death in bed, right?

Just as he was hesitating to call the fat man, an uninvited customer came to the store.

I looked up at the woman who was wearing sunglasses and looked high, I was in a good mood, but it was gone, why did this woman come again.

"Miss, why are you here again?" I asked with a smile.

The woman who was tall above pulled her sunglasses down, revealing half of her big eyes, and said, "That's how you talk to customers, not knowing that customers are God?" ”

I smiled and asked her what service she needed, after all, after entering my store, the surface work still had to be done, and the woman who was high up looked me up and down, and said unhurriedly, "I have a job at hand that you can do or not, the price will definitely satisfy you." ”

"Don't do it!"

The high-ranking woman still had a lot to say, but she was suffocated by my words, and her face instantly became gloomy.

"Don't be embarrassed!"

I smiled with a smile on my face, but my heart was about to explode, special mother, what are you pretending to be, Lao Tzu will be shameless today.

"Miss, I want everything else, just shameless."

The high-ranking woman was stunned by my words, and she couldn't say anything to refute for a while, after all, you don't want this face, what else can you say.

I saw that the high-ranking woman was angry with me, and I felt a little more comfortable, and I didn't bother to take care of her, so I said that my small shop must not be as eye-catching as he looked, so I should go to other stores.

The woman who was high up glared at me viciously and said, "Don't regret it, surnamed Zhang, this one lives 100,000, and if you don't do it, someone will do it." ”

I cut it, what about 100,000, it's a hundred....... wait, how much, 100,000! After a sigh, he hurriedly said, "Stop, Miss, I was joking with you just now, I'll do this job, why don't you do it." ”

The tall woman took off her sunglasses, the disdain in her eyes was not disguised, but she did not go out.

I didn't bother to deal with this stinky woman, if it weren't for the money, I would have blown her out, but this large sum of money is enough to buy a good coffin for my father.

"What's that, Miss, you've seen my flamboyant craftsmanship, the old craftsmanship of this magic warrior, I said second, who dares to say first, you can rest assured that I will do it for you." I patted my chest and promised.

The woman who was tall on the top opened the bag, took out a few pieces of A4 paper and put them on the table and said, this is the drawing, study it well tonight, and I will come to pick you up tomorrow, I am satisfied with this work, and I will give you a red envelope of 50,000 yuan.