The old turtle can't climb up, how can he grab the Huanglong jade pendant in Xu Laosan's hand!

"You treat me as stupid, I will give you the jade pendant, you must be holding chicken feathers as an arrow, shouting to me what token is here, such as the palm of the sect in person, when the time comes, how can I beat you up!"

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he put away the Huanglong jade pendant, and holding down the old turtle essence was a violent beating.

I didn't go over to pull the fight, Xu Laosan was angry, so it was good for him to be angry.

If you want to blame it, you have to blame the old turtle spirit himself, if he hadn't talked too much and caused trouble, he wouldn't have been beaten like this.

However, seeing that Xu Laosan was beating harder and harder, the old turtle screamed in pain on the ground, if this continued, Xu Laosan would have to beat the old turtle to death!

Originally, they were all their own people, but they just misunderstood, his bad mouth was wrong, just teach a lesson, how could you fight to death like this!

"Third grandfather, don't fight, the turtle brother is now also eating and drinking with the back of the master's ass, you beat him to death, the master can't get over the face." I stopped Xu Laosan.

Xu Laosan snorted, and then took a step back.

The old turtle is a dead duck with a hard mouth, seeing that I pulled Xu Laosan away, and shouted to Xu Laosan: "San'er, there is a kind of you killing me!" ”

Xu Laosan was so angry, he went up to fight, but he was stopped by me again.

"Can you say a few words!"

I yelled at the old turtle, then lit another cigarette and stuffed it in his mouth, plugging his foul mouth.

Xu Laosan was sitting on the ground at this time, looking very decadent, and asked me if I still had cigarettes.

I threw half a pack of cigarettes to Xu Laosan, and after he caught it, he smoked them one by one.

Seeing that Xu Laosan was really worried, the old turtle didn't say anything this time, but just wrote three words on the ground to show me: Infatuated Lang.

It wasn't until Xu Laosan finished smoking the half pack of cigarettes that he stood up and said let's go, let's go back to Guandi Temple.

I believe that on the way back, Xu Laosan must still be looking forward to Yuan Feifei in his heart, and he is already waiting for him in the Guandi Temple.

But his hope will definitely be dashed.

We have stayed in Qinglong Mountain, it has been so long, even if Yuan Feifei returns to Guandi Temple, she can't sit still, if she really likes Xu Laosan, she will definitely come back to us.

Of course, the two tigers of Guandi Temple may not be able to let her stay there.

So I'm sure that Yuan Feifei must not be in the Guandi Temple.

She is the reason that the old turtle spirit said, because she showed the true body of an ape, she couldn't face Xu Laosan, so she hid.

Perhaps, when she transforms into human form again, she will come to Xu Laosan, hopefully!

In the end, I finally returned to the Guandi Temple, I didn't see Yuan Feifei, and Xu Laosan didn't have the hysteria I imagined, he was very calm.

And at that time, Shan Biao opened his kitchen and cellar, and after eating a lot of things in it, Xu Laosan was not angry, but threw a few frozen lamb legs in the cellar to Shan Biao and Dongxue.

Shan Biao and Dong Xue slipped away with a leg of mutton in their mouths, and I felt at the time, it's over, my third grandfather is crazy.

He wasn't like that before!

Some people are crazy, it's the kind of hysterical madness.

Xu Laosan's madness is the kind of inner madness, that is, all the feelings are overdrawn, and it doesn't matter what it feels like.

Seeing Xu Laosan's down-and-out appearance, I didn't know how to persuade him.

The old turtle spirit was arranged by me to sit in front of the pot on the ground, and at this time he was energetic again.

"Xu Laosan, you beat me like this, I'm not done with you, it's not good to eat and drink, serve Uncle Yuan well, I set fire to your Guandi Temple!" The old turtle yelled.

Xu Laosan smiled, took out a lighter, and handed it to the old turtle spirit.

"Old Wang Ba, you hurry up and burn it, if you don't burn it, you are my grandson!" Xu Laosan said with a smile.

The more Xu Laosan laughed, the more I felt that he was abnormal.

Even the old turtle spirit was stunned, looked at me innocently, and said no, why didn't he care about Guandi Temple?

I said in my heart that the person he cares about the most, now that he is gone, what does he still care about Guandi Temple!

The old turtle spirit threw down the lighter and said Xu Laosan, don't take my army, I won't burn it, I rely on you, these days, my food and drink are served by you, if you don't give me food and drink, I will hold your thighs, I will follow you wherever you go, unless you kill me!

"Kill you, I'm afraid to get my hands dirty!"

After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he kicked his legs hard, wanting to get rid of the old turtle essence.

As a result, the old turtle spirit hugged his thigh and didn't let go, the dog skin plaster was general, and he couldn't shake off his legs no matter how he kicked them.

Xu Laosan was angry, and he really felt out a knife.

The Emei thorn was also thrown by the dragon's tail, and he didn't know where it flew, so he could still touch the knife now.

Seeing that Xu Laosan was about to split the head of the old turtle spirit, I hurriedly stopped him.

For a person who is desperate, if you want to make him better, you have to give him a little care, I thought of it at the time, Zhang Lin in the black coffin of Kowloon!

I jumped over and grabbed Xu Laosan's wrist.

"Third grandfather, if you kill him, the government won't arrest you, and the master won't pull you down, the old turtle is now the little follower of the master, the big celebrity in front of the master, otherwise, can the master take the yellow dragon jade pendant, the third grandfather, for the sake of the little aunt, before you kill him, you have to think twice!"

At that time, I saw Xu Laosan's eyes light up, his face was like ashes, and he also had a smile.

With a bang, Xu Laosan threw down the knife.

"Grandma, what do you say I'm worried about? Feifei is gone, I will definitely come back in the future, besides, my daughter is still in the West Cross Courtyard, why should I break the jar and worry about this old Wang Ba! ”

Xu Laosan figured it out at that time, and walked over like a kitchen.

The old turtle spirit will not let go, just like growing on Xu Lao's legs.

Xu Laosan slapped the old turtle spirit on the head and said that you let go of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to chop vegetables and cook!

The old turtle snorted, let go and said, "You beat me to death!"

"You don't deserve to let me do it!" After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he kicked the old turtle spirit in front of me.

When Xu Laosan was cooking, I burned the pot for him.

He also asked me to call Aunt Dou and ask Aunt Dou to come over and see how Zhang Lin in the coffin was doing.

Aunt Dou came over to take a look and said that it was okay, the little girl was sleeping quite peacefully.

Xu Laosan was relieved.

After the meal was cooked, when the three of us were eating, Xu Laosan also took out a few bottles of wine and asked me and Lao Turtle Jing to drink with him.

Originally, he and the old turtle were scolding each other when they first drank, but as they drank, the two old guys hugged each other and called each other brothers.

It's like an old friend I haven't seen in years.

"Third grandfather, the old turtle spirit is my brother, how can you call him a brother, the generations are messed up, it's messed up!" I hurriedly corrected it.

Xu Laosan and the old turtle spirit hooked their shoulders and did one together, and the two of them did it together, pushed me aside, told me to get away, and didn't disturb his old brothers drinking.

The two enemies were reconciled because of a drink, and I became the superfluous one.

I sat on the side and smoked a cigarette as they began to brag about how powerful and knowledgeable they were.

I suddenly thought of something, while they were bragging, I felt that the answer to this matter was coming!

"Third grandfather, turtle brother, you both say how knowledgeable you are, there is something I want to ask you, if any of you can tell the reason, I will believe whoever is well-informed, and whoever can't say it is a bragga!"

The two drunken old men, kicked away the empty wine bottles under their feet at the same time, and immediately came to the spirit, saying you say!

"Before, I was the true body of the mountain god, and now I am the real body of the corpse tyrant, and my corpse tyrant true body is already much more powerful than the real body of the mountain god, why am I so vulnerable in front of the dragon girl in Tsing Yi?"

"It's not simple, it's your corpse tyrant's real body, not someone else's opponent!" They rushed to say.

"No, no, there is a logical error here, think about it, in my previous life, I used the true body of the mountain god to force the dragon girl in Tsing Yi, which proves that my real body of the mountain god can beat the dragon girl in green clothes, why is my current corpse bully real body more powerful than the real body of the mountain god, but I can't beat her? It's really not a parry at all! ”

When I said this, when Xu Laosan was still straightening out the logic, the old turtle spirit had already spoken.

"It's not simple, let me tell you, the true body of the mountain god you got before is not all, and the mana is only a small part, now you can only get the real body of the mountain god if you remove all the corpse qi in your body, and then let the scale armor on your body turn from black to gold, you will get it, your real mountain god true body!" The old turtle said.

"How can I get back the true body of the mountain god?" I hurriedly asked.

This time, it was Xu Laosan who answered: "This is actually not difficult to say, that is, you have to find one, the female god of the underworld, the female ghost or the city god, and you have a yin and yang blend, so that the harmony of yin and yang can not only remove the corpse qi on your body, but also make your scale armor change color." ”

Female ghost or female city god?