857 The female ghost almost woke up
When Xu Laosan said this, I immediately thought of Zhang Lin, isn't that the future female ghost!
Seeing that I was attracted by Xu Laosan's words, the old turtle spirit immediately knocked on the table, meaning to let me pay attention to him.
I looked at the old turtle spirit and said do you have more exciting news?
"Brother, do you know where there are female ghosts and female city gods?" The old turtle said.
I thought of Zhang Lin in my heart, but because of Xu Laosan's face, I didn't dare to say it at the time, but I just shook my head at the old turtle spirit, saying that I really don't know this.
"Brother, the female ghost sends the female Chenghuang, let's talk about it later, I'll tell you a strange thing first."
The old turtle spirit then said, it turned out that he stayed with me all night that night, I slept too dead at night, he slept very lightly, and in the middle of the night he heard a long sigh from the black coffin of Jiulong.
The old turtle spirit was taken aback at that time and woke up immediately.
He quietly got up and searched the courtyard, only to find that there was a golden light in the room of the black coffin in Kowloon.
So he leaned down at the window and looked.
He saw a golden pen, shining with gold, and no one held it, the golden pen moved around by itself, and wrote big characters on the black coffin in Kowloon!
When the old turtle said this, he picked up a glass of wine and drank it all.
I got up and ran to see the black coffin in Kowloon.
As a result, I turned around the black coffin in Kowloon for more than a dozen times, including the bottom of the coffin, and I didn't see a single stroke.
I ran back again and said Brother Turtle, you are sleeping and dreaming, there is nothing on the black coffin in Kowloon!
"You know a fart, the words written by others, although they are written on the surface of the coffin, but the words are written in the coffin, if you don't believe it, Aunt Dou will come again tomorrow, you will know by looking at it!"
I said at the time, we're talking about a female ghost and a female city god, what are you telling me about the golden pen and big characters!
The old turtle spirit slammed the wine glass, looked at me with hatred, and said, "You kid is stupid! The girl in the black coffin in Kowloon has been hand-picked by the golden pen and has become a female ghost! Now, you know what I mean! ”
Originally, I was just thinking about it, but suddenly I was picked out by the old turtle spirit.
At this time, Xu Laosan finally sobered up, and choked the old turtle spirit at that time.
"Lao Wangba, what nonsense are you talking about, in the black coffin of Jiulong, it is my daughter, the little aunt of Huangshan, what kind of bullshit mandarin duck spectrum are you messing with, and then talking nonsense, Lao Tzu will strangle you!"
The old turtle shook vigorously, and actually got rid of Xu Laosan's clamps.
"How did you become stronger than me? Aren't you hurt? ”
Xu Laosan was shocked.
"Xu Laosan, it's not that my strength has increased, but that I put a little bit of eel oil in the wine you drank, hahaha, this eel oil is still left by your monkey mother-in-law, she may be afraid that she will be stopped by you when she steals the lamp oil, so she is ready to use it against you!"
When Xu Laosan heard this, he shook his arm vigorously, and wanted to use the glazed fire trick to send a small fireball to try, but he couldn't send it.
"Don't try, it's useless, fortunately, your monkey mother-in-law, only prepared a little bit, your mana can be recovered after half a month, but in this half a month, we both have no mana, that's half a catty, you beat me before, and just now you pinched my neck, this time I can't spare you!"
After the old turtle spirit finished speaking, he pounced on Xu Laosan.
The two old playboys were evenly matched this time and had a hard fight.
Seeing them rolling around on the ground like little children, I didn't even bother to pull the rack.
Anyway, the drunkard's fist didn't have much strength to swing, and when they were tired, they would naturally stop.
I had eaten and drunk enough by this time, went back to the West Cross Courtyard to take a shower, and then went to bed.
I was in bed, I tossed and turned, and I couldn't sleep.
To be honest, everyone wants to become stronger, although I owe it to the Dragon Girl in Tsing Yi, but she forced me to fight back, I am a big man, and I always feel not so comfortable in my heart.
Thinking about it, I was confused and entered a half-dream-like state.
There was a hallucination in front of my eyes, that is, the green dragon came to bite me again, but I grabbed the dragon's horn and shook it vigorously, shaking the green dragon into a big beauty in green clothes.
Oops, that figure is even hotter than Xiaomi, and she is still a blonde and blue-eyed Western girl.
I was dreaming when I heard a long sigh from the next room.
I was like an old turtle spirit, and I was immediately awakened.
In the bedroom next door, there is a Kowloon black coffin!
I thought that the old turtle spirit said, the golden magic pen came again, at that time I ran out, lying outside the door and peeking in, there was no golden light in the room, black rumbling, there was no shadow of the magic pen at all.
But the sigh grew clearer.
It feels like a person who has been stuffed in the dark for a long time, longing for light in his sleep.
I thought Zhang Lin was awake, so I opened the door and rushed in.
After I entered, the sigh inside the black coffin of Kowloon was immediately gone.
It seemed that Zhang Lin was lying in the black coffin in Kowloon, and he could also hear the movement outside, so I gently knocked on the coffin lid and whispered, "Are you awake?" ”
"Hmm......" Zhang Lin was still very shy, and gently agreed inside.
I almost jumped for joy.
I'm not happy because a female ghost wakes up and can bring me back to my original glory, but purely for Zhang Lin.
This girl has a miserable background, in the hands of Mi Mancang, she has suffered so many capital crimes and living crimes, this time the soul is successful, the soul and body are fused, and she has become a ghost with a compilation, and her life in the future will be better!
This is the only female ghost in the underworld!
Both the black and white ghost cha and Zihuan Chenghuang told me that there is a heavy yin qi in the underworld, and there has never been a female ghost cha, and this time Zhang Lin was able to obtain the establishment, which is completely an unprecedented special case.
As the only female ghost demolition, Zhang Lin has a bright future!
"Zhang Lin, I'm Huangshan, do you remember me? Before, you said that you want to be my wife, do you remember this? I asked cautiously.
Actually, I really hope that Zhang Lin can agree to me.
After all, Tian Tian is a female charm, and it is difficult to find a wishful husband, and she is a poor female ghost, and it is even more difficult to find a satisfactory one.
Actually, I feel like I'm more suitable.
As long as Zhang Lin is willing, I will become good with her, and I will get back the real body of the god of Running Tiger Ridge Mountain, she will be nourished by me, and her mana will definitely go to the next level.
As a result, I waited, but Zhang Lin said: "I remember you, once, you and a girl, without clothes, were right next to me, and I didn't know what game to play, anyway, it made me blush and my heart beat hot." ”
What Zhang Lin said was the time between Tian Tian and me before.
At that time, Tian Tian was anxious, so he dragged me to come next to the Nine Revolutions Soul Restoration Tank once.
Unfortunately, Zhang Lin suddenly woke up and saw it.
Although she didn't understand what a man and a woman did without clothes at the time, she also knew to be shy because of the nature of women.
After Zhang Lin finished speaking, she didn't reply to me for a long time, and she asked me again: "That girl, is it your wife?" You have a wife, why do you want to beat my idea? ”
Although Zhang Lin couldn't see it, I also made a big red face.
I hurriedly changed the topic and said you wait, it stands to reason that you are a ghost, and the coffin can't hold you, but this Kowloon black coffin is very doorway, so you can't get out, I'll find someone to open the coffin immediately.
"Hurry up, I'm a little, I can't help it......"
I asked, what's wrong, you're not feeling well.
"Can you hurry up, I want to pee!" Zhang Lin was really anxious.
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to ask you, you wait, I'll go find someone right away!" After I finished speaking, I ran out of the West Cross Courtyard.
I called Aunt Dou first and asked her to put down what she was doing and hurry over to open the coffin.
Aunt Dou agreed, and asked me if Zhang Lin was awake.
"Auntie, she has something urgent to come out, don't ask, you'll know when you come!" When I was done, I hung up.
When I came to Dongkuan Courtyard, I wanted to tell Xu Laosan the good news, but Xu Laosan hugged the old turtle spirit, and the two of them lay on the ground, covered in dust, and fell asleep.
Especially what made me cry and laugh was that they both didn't burn their saliva.
It's all dripping onto each other's clothes.
"Third grandfather, third grandfather, wake up, Zhang Lin has woken up!" I leaned on Xu Laosan's ear and said.
I was originally kind and wanted to wake up Xu Laosan.
It turned out to be good, Xu Laosan, an old guy, was drunk and didn't know what to do, so he threw a punch and hit me right in the temple.
Fortunately, he was dipped in eel oil by the old turtle, otherwise this punch, even if it can't hurt me, will hit me with a gold star in the eye.
"Stinky boy, let you beat your little aunt's idea! In the future, you dare to mention your little aunt's name in front of me, and see that I don't kill you!" ”
After Xu Laosan finished speaking, he lay on the ground and picked up Wang Baquan.
I said in my heart that you missed this time, witness the moment when Zhang Lin woke up, don't blame me in the future!
Who got you drunk!
Thinking of this, I pushed the old turtle spirit again.
I want the old turtle to get up and see the excitement, after all, not everyone can witness the awakening of a female ghost.
As a result, the old turtle spirit was pushed by me, and he couldn't open his eyes, and said Xu Laosan, are you beating me again, I'll fight with you!
The old turtle spirit said, picking up the authentic Wang Baquan.
When Lao Turtle Jing's fist touches Xu Laosan's fist, it's okay! The two of them couldn't open their eyes, and they fought again.
Seeing that this pair of old living treasures is not drunk, I just say in my heart!
Zhang Lin came out of the coffin, and Aunt Dou and I witnessed it! Thinking that Zhang Lin was in a hurry to pee, I dialed Aunt Dou's phone again.