Chapter 4: Drag Racing
Few orcs would take the initiative to figure out how cars work, and they wouldn't need to understand the time-wasting stuff.
All they have to do is make it according to their instincts, and all the information that technology needs is written in their genes anyway. But this does not mean that orcs can create something out of nothing, they need external stimuli, for example, an orc who has never seen a gun sees someone using a gun, which may stimulate the hidden information in the genes, and soon it can create something similar.
As for the error between the parts...... Leave it to Waaagh to deal with, as long as the error is not too outrageous, the power of "my search" can make up for these small problems.
Meng Nan is sitting in such an "out-of-print" convertible at the moment.
The car rampaged through the woods in the wilderness, the unstable ground clattered, the engine behind it exploded from time to time, and then puffed out large puffs of black smoke, and I didn't know what the fart had in the gas tank.
The road was crazy and bumpy, and even his speech turned into a trill, thanks to the fact that he is now an orc with rough skin and thick flesh, otherwise he would have fallen apart long ago. Although the bones are fine, the constant friction between the buttocks and the iron plate makes it feel like they are about to spark.
Meng Nan didn't have the slightest affection for this wild experience, but the ass around him were screaming with excitement.
Their sharp and thin voices were not as loud as the movement of the bouncing car, and Meng Nan simply ignored them, just held on to the chassis tightly to avoid being thrown down and ending up with a fall to his death.
Because there is no clear destination for hasty departure, Meng Nan can only let the lack of heart and eye play freely, anyway, don't look back.
There is a natural crazy style of driving without a heart, as if he was guided by the divine power of the second brother who came to engage in Mao, and the flat terrain can always be inexplicably avoided by it. When driving on uneven terrain, the whole body is creaking and trembling, but the lack of heart eyes is excited to stare ahead and shout, let the strong wind pour into the mouth and blow the little face into a large green balloon.
Sometimes when you drive through the big pit, you can see that the whole girl is blown up, only two claws firmly grasp the iron rod that controls the direction, as for the brakes...... Inexistent.
One hundred and eighty miles, the mood is free...... For the lack of heart, there is nothing more beautiful in this world than driving a cool fart bouncing car, and the accomplices are all orgasmic for their drag racing skills.
With the waaaghwaaagh yelling one after another, and successfully avoiding nearly 100 car crashes and deaths, the fart bounced - finally! finally! finally! out of gas.
Meng Nan didn't know how far the tank had traveled, but it was certainly far enough, and if he could, he would have preferred less fuel.
The fart bouncing car is so terrifying!
Lying on the ground with two trembling strands, Meng Nan let out a sigh of relief.
At this moment, it is getting late, and you can already see the stars hanging in the sky.
What the boss is doing, what the boss needs, no fart spirit cares. Lacking his eyes on the broken car, he seemed to be trying to find a way to restart the crazy drag race. The other heartless and lungless spirits fell asleep together. The only clever dentist was clutching the two bags around his waist, keeping an eye out for the other asses, and it was clear that he felt that the money bag was in more danger than the boss's.
It's not easy to bring the team. Meng Nan sighed, then walked to the ass pile and kicked them up one by one, and if they didn't wake up, they would slap them a few times.
Seeing that the boss began to beat people, the dentist immediately ran over quietly.
When Meng Nan wanted to find it, he found that it had run behind him and made a posture of standing with his head raised and his chest up.
Meng Nan raised his hand and still didn't fight after all, so he could only turn around and stride behind the missing eye and kick it into the fart pile.
After beating the farts essence, Meng Nan's mood was much more relaxed, and then he returned to the trembling fart spirits and said, "The dentist leads the team and sets off with Lao Tzu." ”
"Old ...... Boss, where are we going?" asked Rotten Nose cautiously.
"Robbing the human ...... No, I'm going to take you to Waaagh!" Meng Nan waved his high-spirited arm and pointed directly at the poor.
The forest was quiet, the fart spirits were collectively silent, and the atmosphere was so awkward that people hated to die headlonging.
Made, forget that this is a group of deserters! Meng Nan coughed twice to hide his embarrassment, and then said: "Ahem, lack of heart, don't you like to drive, the boss will take you to grab a bigger, faster and better car!"
"Waaagh!" the Heartless Eye immediately cheered.
"And you. Meng Nan pointed to the with envious expressions. "Whatever you like, the boss will take you to grab something. ”
"Boss, I want a cannon of shrimp, the kind of pipe that is thick and long, and the big guy who will blow the Tooth Burst King into slag at once......" The fart who asked the question just now said weakly, generally speaking, this kind of thick, big and fierce thing is given priority to the boss, and the fart spirit wants to be absolutely dreaming.
Meng Nan didn't care, he didn't even see a single hair on the cannon now, so he said domineeringly: "As long as you follow Lao Tzu, you can have whatever you want!"
"Waaagh!" cheered the rest of the fools.
The dentist was left without speaking, and when Meng Nan glared at it, it decisively didn't say anything, and cheered.
Meng Nan nodded with satisfaction, and then patted the dentist's little head, although the dentist has the character defect of bullying the soft and fearing evil, but it is the most ghostly in this group of fart spirits, as long as it is properly trained, it should be useful.
Meng Nan fooled this group of fart spirits was also a helpless move. It's definitely not a wise move to grab the ship on your own, even with the dentist you won't be able to succeed, a few more farts would be a little more secure, at least they can help attract firepower.
In addition, there is another point, that is, after the orc species is born, it will naturally produce different special talents, such as some will be good at making guns, cannons and machinery, some will be good at healing, some will become rare psionic kids, and so on.
All this information is encoded in their genes, and it is up to God, that is, Brother Mao, to decide which part of the genes will be activated and what kind of orcs they will become.
The fart spirit is a subspecies of orcs, and there are similar mechanisms, such as the lack of heart eyes is better at making machinery than other similar kinds, if Ya is an orc, maybe he can become a mechanical boy, but unfortunately Ya is a fart spirit, and if he is lucky in the future, he can only become an assistant to the mechanical boy. As for what the dentist is good at, uh, it's good at extracting teeth, and it's getting more and more proficient......
Meng Nan didn't understand anything, he needed these fart spirits, maybe he had to rely on them to pilot the spaceship.
For some reason, there are very few beasts on this planet, so Meng Nan took the fart spirits around the jungle without encountering any danger.
The broken car was dismantled, and only a few metal rods were taken away from the whole car, and something that was too heavy might not be a butt belt, which would affect the speed of the march, and the ghost knew when the Astral Army would catch up.
As you climb to the top of the mountain, you can see more stars, and your vision becomes wider and farther. Meng Nan looked around, his eyes narrowing slightly.
There were lights at the foot of the mountain in the distance, and their brightness overshadowed the stars.