Chapter 3: The Wind Howls

What are the things that a few are resisting and dragging? the engine of a ruined Imperial armored vehicle.

As for where those farts came from, Meng Nan asked the dentist to find out that these farts were originally artillerymen, and when he saw that the Tooth Burst King was blown up by a cannonball, he abandoned the cannon and fled, and the dentist encountered them when he returned to the edge of the battlefield.

The dentist blew violently, describing Meng Nan as tall and mighty, and successfully fooled a few fart spirits.

Meng Nan knocked on the engine, and the fuselage rattled, followed by a clanging noise, and several gears and levers jumped out of it......

Obviously, this whole thing is scrap metal!

"Dentist, Lao Tzu told you to find weapons and equipment, and you will get this back for Lao Tzu?" Meng Nan pointed to the scrap iron in front of him, grinning angrily.

The dentist smiled, reached out and dragged a stumbling fart in front of Meng Nan and replied, "Macho boss, Bad Eyes said it would fix this thing." ”

I don't know where I got the standard helmet of the Astral Army, and wearing it on its small head is as big as a pot, and most of its head is missing. Meng Nan pressed the helmet that was spinning, and then stood firm: "Report to Lao Tzu, I think this thing can still be used in repair!"

Presumably, the green face under the cauldron must be extremely serious, but what is it playing with its ass reporting to itself, and the guy with such a big buckle on the girl's head can't see anything at all!

Resisting the urge to smash down with a punch, Meng Nan took off the eye-catching helmet: "Can you still use it?"

The eyes blinked and the mung bean blinked: "Hey, where is the boss of Lao Tzu? Hey, why did the boss of Lao Tzu run to the back." ”

Meng Nan exploded in anger, raised his arms, kicked in the air, and shouted: "Go to Nima!"

Lose......

The helmet glides in a graceful arc through the air and disappears into the dense forest in the distance.

"Dirty eyes, Ya gave Lao Tzu a straight straight answer seriously!"

"Boss, what do you want me to answer?" Dirty Eyes stood in the right direction this time, but the little brain twisted "one hundred and eighty degrees" to aim at the jungle, and a pair of mung bean eyes were still looking for the disappeared helmet.

Oh my God, this girl is a heartless eye...... Watch Lao Tzu teach you to be a fart spirit!

With a reckless punch, the slender neck of the toothy eyes instantly shortened by half.

Seeing the crooked eyes with his tongue sticking out and protruding eyes spinning in place, Meng Nan gave another slap to help it sober up, he didn't worry about killing Ya at all, the orcs are a race with a super vitality buff, and they can jump around with a different body, and it's okay for a little guy like a fart to play as a football.

After being beaten, the eyes finally clearly recognized their identity, and then they became honest. The dentist watched the whole process from beginning to end, and instead of sympathizing with the carcian eye, he took out a large pair of pliers and stared at the carcinous mouth eager to try.

Well, then the dentist also took a slap in the face.

The two guys are finally honest.

"Sure enough, that's the right way to use orc language. Meng Nan sighed secretly, and then said to the dirty eyes. "From now on, it will be called a lack of heart. ”

The dentist was unhappy, obviously I followed the boss first, obviously only I have the name given by the boss, and now there is one more. It regretted bringing Ya back, but it was useless to regret it now, and it decided to find an opportunity to beat Ya up and make her pay for her actions.

Heartless Eye has a new name but no response, or it doesn't care what its name is, if a new name can change to an iron helmet of shrimp, then it is willing to change it every day.

"Lack of heart!" Meng Nan was very helpless about this new fart, this guy didn't have the wit of a dentist at all.

"Yes, boss. ”

"Lao Tzu is the boss, you have to call me the boss!"

"Yes, Lao Tzu is the boss. ”

"Lao Tzu is the boss!"

There is no doubt that the lack of heart and eye was beaten again, but unfortunately this fat beating did not improve, and it still didn't understand how to call Meng Nan correctly.

The lack of heart eye is very aggrieved, its little head is already full of other things, and the remaining brain capacity can't sort out these complex relationships at all, so it can only stand in front of the boss with a stupid and stupid expression.

"Well, it's me thinking too much. "Meng Nan used to read the information that the fart spirit is a kind of cowardly creature, but more cunning than the orcs, the appearance of the dentist proves this statement, it is indeed very smart, and now it turns out that there are also - very, very, very - stupid guys among the farts spirits, the best example of which is the lack of heart in front of you. "Alright, okay, get out. ”

Meng Nan waved away the dentist and the missing eye, as for what they would do...... Too lazy to care, he finally understood that he had to rely on himself to run away.

Walking to the creek not far from the entrance of the cave, a green bald head was reflected in the stream, with two large blood-colored eyes on the bald head, and a short nose facing the sky below, and the most striking thing was the mouth of the earth, the teeth in the mouth were sharp and large, and the length had reached beyond the lips.

"This is what he looks like now?" Meng Nan touched his face, but he couldn't make a wry smile, the original owner of this body was afraid that he had never smiled bitterly!

After drinking water and finding a hidden place, Meng Nan lay on the ground to bask in the sun, to be precise, photosynthesis. Orcs are spore organisms with mixed animal and plant genes, so they can be like potted plants, as long as there is water and sunlight, they will not starve, and they are only guaranteed to starve, but who doesn't want to have this kind of "superpower" that can be used for emergencies.

After playing the potted plant for half a day, he still hasn't come up with a good way to leave this planet safely, so let's take it one step at a time.

At this moment, there was a banging sound from the cave, Meng Nan hurriedly went back to investigate, good guy, an indescribable machine was lying on the ground shaking like chaff, and the farts were sitting on the machine dancing and waaaghwaagh.

These guys made too much noise, and they almost fired a signal flare into the sky to tell the Astral Army that "the remnants of the orcs are here".

"Damn!" Meng Nan couldn't help but burst into foul language, and ran over to punch and kick all the fart spirits. "Dentist, dentist!"

"Macho boss, I'm here. The dentist ran out of the hole, nodding his head again.

"Turn it off, turn it off for me!"

The dentist turned off the machine, and Meng Nan asked, "What is this?"

"This is the fart bouncing car we made, Lao Tzu is the boss. The eyes were bruised, a few teeth were missing, and the missing eyes on the head of the human helmet were snatched up, and a bunch of farts also echoed the "yes yes yes".

Looking at the dilapidated machine with five wheels, several iron plates connected by large bolts, several transmission shafts, a broken fuel tank, an exposed engine, and an iron rod as a steering wheel, no suspension, no roof, and no safety seats, Meng Nan's eyes were about to pop out: "Fart...... Bouncing car?WTF!"

In only half a day, these fart spirits made such a ghost machine, and Meng Nan was also convinced, but now he has no time to praise them, and the disturbance just now is so big, if it alarms the human army, it will be dead.

Meng Nan made a bold decision on the spot, he picked up the dentist and jumped into the car and asked, "Can this thing be driven?"

"I should be able to open my thoughts. This time, it was still lacking in heart and eyes, which made the dentist very angry, and what made it even more angry was that the other farts also helped to yell at him.

"I can also think about it!"

"Yes, yes, yes, I'm also thinking about it. ”

As long as these guys use the word "I think", there is a 40% chance that they can drive away, 20% is lying in the nest, and the remaining 40% is of course exploding on the spot. Meng Nan slipped into the car with his other hand, and yelled, "The wind is tight!"

"Lao Tzu is the boss, what is the wind tight?"

"Lao Tzu...... Retreat, transfer, get it? Hurry up and get this thing up for me!"

As soon as the rest of the farts heard that they were going to evacuate this place, they all squeezed up, and they held the iron rod and shouted, "Sit tight, Waaaaaagh!"

The wind was galloping, leaving only black smoke in the sky......