"Is it your unveiling of the list?!" The tone of the guard who took the lead was stiff, which made Zhu Bajie, who had been disturbed by his dreams, even more unhappy.

"Your son just unveiled the list!" In Zhu Bajie's words, there was no politeness, and it was a dirty word.

This guy didn't know that the emperor was stuffed into his waist by Sun Wukong, and he recognized a father for no reason.

The leading guard was not angry, because it was the monk who scolded him who unveiled the list.

Although there is a son with a pig's head, it is not a good thing.

But it's not a bad thing for someone to think of him as a father.

The guard pointed at Zhu Bajie with one hand, and said with a forced smile: "You have uncovered the list, why don't you hurry up and enter the palace to heal the king?" ”

Zhu Bajie is so angry in his heart!

Old pig, I slept well, you woke me up, and let me into the palace, do you think I'm white and tender and easy to bully?

"Your grandson just unveiled the list! Your grandson will be healed! ”

The leading guard looked at Zhu Bajie and recognized him as a grandfather, and he almost laughed out loud.

But the king's secret illness is the point.

He stretched out his hand and pointed to the imperial list on Zhu Bajie's waist, and said with a smile: "You said that you didn't reveal the imperial list, then you can see for yourself, what is the thing you are carrying around your waist?" ”

"What is Lao Tzu carrying around his waist, and what does it have to do with you?"

"You unveiled the emperor's list, and you couldn't bear it, and then took advantage of me, and successively recognized me as a father and grandfather. Believe it or not, this official will take you to the Captain's Mansion to see if you recognize it?! ”

After hearing this, Zhu Bajie glared at his big eyes and shouted: "Who especially recognizes you as a father and grandfather?" You actually tarnished my innocence out of thin air! Believe it or not, I took out a nine-tooth nail rake, and a target nailed you to the ground!! ”

"Look, look, annoyed! I unveiled the emperor's list, and I just didn't admit it. Still thinking about killing us, the monk really doesn't have a good thing! ”

"Who specially unveiled the emperor's list! You can't hear people clearly, or what? "Zhu Bajie's eyes are red, old pig, did I provoke you? There are so many people on the street, why did you just wronged me for revealing the bullshit emperor list? !

"You said you didn't take it off, so take out the thing around your waist and take a look."

"Just look at it, if it's mine, you won't be allowed to rob it. I don't believe ..... old pig, I don't believe it....." Zhu Bajie shouted while pulling out the yellow paper on his waist and spreading it in front of him.

Then he was stunned, because this thing was really the emperor's list.

"This ....., how did this get into my arms!"

The guards covered their mouths and laughed secretly.

At this moment, Zhu Bajie can only express the sadness in his heart with two words.

It turned out that it wasn't that they wronged good people, and it wasn't that they wanted to rob their own things.

The important thing is that I recognized my father and grandfather for no reason.

Zhu Bajie's eyes rolled, and he secretly said in his heart, if you don't do it, you don't stop doing it, I just tore up the emperor list.

In this way, there is no proof of death!

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie used his hands to destroy the evidence.

The leading guard was quick and grabbed Zhu Bajie's arms.

"Are you looking for death? This is the example of the king today, and since you have revealed it, you will have the hand of the healer. Go, follow me back to the palace! ”

"I didn't expose this list!"

"Yo he! The evidence is conclusive, and you still want to pay the bills? ”

Zhu Bajie's brain was spinning rapidly, thinking about how to solve the current urgent need.

Let him subdue demons and eliminate demons, eat, drink and have fun, he is definitely a good player.

But let him heal, and he will heal a hammer!

The dead monkey doesn't know where to go at the critical moment, and there is a saying that MMP doesn't know whether to say it or not!

Hey! Monkey, it must have been that monkey who did it!

"I remember! Donor, listen to me, this emperor list is really not revealed by me. It must have been the one who did it, he saw that the old pig was sleeping, and he used a spell to unveil the emperor's list and put it on the old pig's waist. ”

The leading guard looked at Zhu Bajie who was dancing, shook his head and said, "I don't care, the official only saw that you were carrying the example." What Bi Ma Wen, I don't know. Walk! Come with us! ”

When the words fell, a group of people dragged Zhu Bajie and wanted to return to the palace.

No matter how unbearable Zhu Bajie is, he is also a god.

With a little force, he threw out more than a dozen big men in an instant.

Syllable! Syllable! Syllable!

After a dozen or so sounds, the guards either covered their legs or covered their waists.

Bajie looked at the guards lying on the ground, and whispered with an aggrieved face: "I haven't used my strength yet, old pig, I don't blame me, I don't blame ......"

it! I didn't see that this fat-headed and big-eared monk had a lot of strength.

The leading guard pulled out the steel knife at his waist and wanted to fight with Zhu Bajie.

"Wait!"

Zhu Bajie looked at the guard's steel knife, and was already wondering in his heart whether he would nail him to death with a rake or a rake.

But outside the crowd, someone suddenly stopped him.

He looked behind him, and the crowd parted automatically, and two richly dressed officials stepped out.

After the two officials appeared, they first circled around Zhu Bajie, and then said slowly.

"Oops! There was a pig's head on the man, and it was the first time he had seen it. Listen to your voice, it's not from your own country, is it? Where are you from? ”

Zhu Bajie's ears automatically filtered the words with a pig's head on the person's body, and he explained: "I am a monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, a total of four masters and apprentices. I went out shopping with my senior brother today, and I was tired of walking, so I found a corner and slept for a while.

But who knows, they didn't disturb my dreams, and they also framed me for revealing the emperor's list. Although this emperor list is on me, it must be my senior brother's Bi Ma Wen's work! Old pig, I will subdue demons and eliminate demons, the hand of the country, I will heal him with a hammer! ”

"He revealed the text!" Zhu Bajie's voice fell, and the leading guard grabbed his arm and shouted.

"Your grandson has just revealed ....." He couldn't say any more than halfway through his words.

Besides, he is going to recognize someone as a grandfather again.

"Don't argue, don't argue, you all don't argue. Let's go to the place where your master and apprentice have settled, and we will find out. ”

Wagon, upper room.

"Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey! You're so shameless! trick me into watching beautiful women with you, just don't look at it. You have nothing to do to uncover the list of yarn! I also framed the old pig, where do I have the ability to see the disease? Zhu Bajie led a group of people and walked in from the outside and shouted.

Sun Wukong stood up with a smile and reached out to flick the emperor list that Zhu Bajie was holding in his hand.

"Bajie, which eye did you see the emperor's list, I revealed it, and framed you? Hehe, my grandson tells you that the emperor list is not unveiled. If you can't heal the king, beware of his anger and castration of you. ”

The word eunuch is not ordinarily lethal to Zhu Bajie.

I saw that Zhu Bajie was so frightened that he lost the emperor list in his hand, and instantly covered his crotch, with a cold sweat on his face.