Chapter 710: In a blink of an eye, he returned to the palace
"Okay, Wukong, you don't want to scare Bajie." Ou Yangming sat on the collapse, and the old god said aloud.
In fact, he can completely prevent Sun Wukong and Bajie from going to the street, so naturally there won't be so many moths.
However, on the way to the west, it is a blessing or a curse, and it is a disaster that cannot be avoided.
Even if he consciously avoided the major calamities, if he came to the Buddha's side, he would also give them four masters and apprentices to make up for them one by one.
Instead of fighting wits with monsters that you are not familiar with, it is better to take the initiative to deal with the robbery.
Sun Wukong listened to Ou Yangming's words, and he was not embarrassed.
He bent down and picked up the imperial list with one hand, and pretended to walk in front of the officials who came with Bajie.
The richly dressed official, looking at the Monkey King with one hand on his waist, looking like a very good man, did not dare to laugh.
I can only bend down slightly, which is considered a courtesy.
"Elder Sun is also up, let me wait for you."
Sun Wukong waved his hand, put away the look that made people want to hammer him, and opened his mouth to ask: "Don't be busy worshipping first, let me ask you, if you heal the king, what is the benefit?" ”
"Master Sun, today my king is destined, and God sent the lord down. If my king is cured, the country will be divided equally, and the society will be divided equally! The official's tone was agitated, and when he raised his hand, he threw a large pie in the monkey's face.
If these words were heard by mortals, they would naturally be elated.
It's a pity that he didn't know that the person standing in front of him was the lord who made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then.
Five hundred years ago, on the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, he shouted in front of the Buddha: "The emperor takes turns to do it, and he will come to my house this year." "The fanatics.
What is the use of a hammer for mortals?
"Phew! Who wants your country? My grandson is not rare! When the words fell, Sun Wukong opened his hand and threw the imperial list on the official's face.
The official hurriedly guarded the emperor's list, and then quickly threw it to the monkey.
Look at that look, it seems that this emperor list is a hot potato.
"I don't know Master Sun, what do you want?!" The official asked in a low voice.
The guards who followed around looked at the white-faced official who was low-voiced, and their hearts trembled secretly.
This lord is the head of the palace waiting for the emperor, and usually when they see it, they are all frightened.
But now, people are eaten to death by the monkeys and pig's heads opposite, and it is worthy of foreign monks who can chant scriptures.
"Bajie, tell him what we want!"
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and the cure monkey brother went, and the old pig wanted to benefit.
This deal can be done, it can be done!
"Ahem!!" Zhu Bajie first cleared his throat, and then read: "We want eight big bowls, eight big plates on the table." I still want it, I want to ....." Speaking of this, Zhu Bajie didn't know what to want.
You can't just say I want a beautiful woman, right?
Let's not say that Sun Wukong can't agree, just Ou Yangming's level can kill him.
"I still want to ....., and I have to carry us in a sedan chair!"
"Easy to do! Easy to do! This is so easy to do! The white-faced official thought that Sun Wukong and others would make some excessive demands.
Who would have thought that in a blink of an eye, this pig's head actually just made such a request!
Eight bowls, eight plates, what is that?
Eight sedan chairs to send them on the road, what kind of thing is this?
Compared with the previous equal division of the country, the scum is not.
"Then please elders, enter the palace for a while?" The white-faced official asked with a smile on his face, bending over.
"No, let your king visit me in person." Ou Yangming, who hadn't spoken for a long time, finally spoke.
Since it is your king who has asked for someone, let us come to the door in person, joke!
The white-faced official opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something.
Ou Yangming sneered, raised his hand and waved it at them.
Whew-
A gust of wind suddenly rose in the room, and the white-faced officials and guards closed their eyes.
It was only when the wind stopped that they slowly opened their eyes.
But when they opened their eyes, they were stunned.
Without him, because they found that in front of them was His Majesty the King, who was suffering from a dark disease!!
"This ....., what's going on?! Didn't we just now invite the four masters and apprentices to go to the palace to heal the king? "The guards were in a hurry, because they were shocked by Ou Yangming's methods, they actually forgot that this was in the palace, in front of the king!
"Silence! In front of Your Majesty, what kind of system is it to wait for you to be noisy and shouting?! ”
The ministers on both sides of the court shouted loudly.
"How did you get in, just a breeze blew in, and with a flick of your eyes, you appeared."
When the guards calmed down, someone asked again.
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty! What a thousand joys! ”
"Where does the joy come from?" The main hall sounded the voice of the king of Zhu Ziguo, sick.
"The slave maid and others received the list of recruiting doctors, and went to the drum tower to hang it, and there was a holy monk Elder Sun who came from the Tang Dynasty to learn the scriptures, and now he will be in the hall, and the king will personally invite him, he has the power to get rid of the disease, so he is here to play." The white-faced officials are not in a hurry, and they will go through the causes and consequences one by one.
"Oh?! He has not only exposed my example, but he has the hand of the medical country. After thinking about it, the king said, "The civil and military ministers, the widows are weak and cowardly, and they dare not take advantage of it. You can replace the widows, and they all go outside, and ask Elder Sun to see my illness. When you see him, you must not be contemptuous, and call him a monk and an elder of the sun, and they will all meet him with the courtesy of a monarch and a minister. ”
"Your Majesty! Cannot! As soon as the white-faced official thought that Ou Yangming just waved his sleeves, he sent more than a dozen of them to the palace hall, which was naturally not to be underestimated. If they felt that the king had neglected their four masters and apprentices, wouldn't it be bad if they refused to heal the king?
"What? Why not? It was still the same sickly tone, as if the king would hang at any moment.
"You don't know, my lord. The four masters and apprentices from the Eastern Tang Dynasty have great skills! Elder Sun's master, with a single wave of his sleeves, more than a dozen of us came here in an instant. So, my lord, you might as well go yourself. Don't let them feel that the king has neglected them. ”
There was silence in the hall, and the king coughed.
"Well, this king wants to see what the four masters and apprentices from the Eastern Tang Dynasty have the ability to do."
Because of the king's order, the palace was in turmoil.
His Majesty, who is suffering from a dark illness and has not left the palace for many years, is going to visit the monks today, do they dare to wait carelessly?
Inn, in the room.
"Master, if you let the king come to visit him personally, can they come? But I heard on the street that this old king, who had been suffering from a dark illness for many years, had never left the palace. ”
Ou Yangming looked at Sun Wukong, who asked out loud, and smiled.
"You monkey, you must have heard from the street that the king of Zhu Ziguo was sick, right? That's why he unveiled the list and framed Bajie. ”